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You wanna fuck that pussyeeee^^^^EEEEEE

That's what I heard last time I fucked a stripper.She got pissed when I started laughing.Whats the funniest shit you've heard while fucking a stripper?

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Surprise, surprise...Strip club 'pole tax' falls short of goal

SPRINGFIELD — A new tax on Illinois strip clubs generated significantly less money than what supporters hoped it would raise in its first year. According to the Illinois Department of Revenue, the so-called "pole tax" raised about $380,000 in 2013 to…

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No wonder Rick, Al, & Juice spend so much on Titty Bars

They've all been drinking out of a sippy cup instead of nursing off a couple Scandinavian & Columbian wet-nurses like my dear old dad provided for me. I don't know whose joke account Sip Cup is, but I guarantee it's…

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This beer does not have enough head on it

Can I have some more?

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No Sippy, this is how you roll a joint

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Is Your Lap Taken?

I don't know about all of y'all, but whether or not a dancer sits on my lap when she first introduces herself makes a big difference in my perception of her and what out future interactions might be like.…

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Tax Day Quiz

Did you/will you get a refund? Did you/will you spend it in the clubs?

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

I don't know why this place...

I don't know why this place gets bad reviews. Let me tell you about Johns Hot Spot. I went Saturday night. I paid $5 to get in. They took down the 4 drink min sign…

Expose

San Diego, California

Ugh. Not okay. Bad. Awful. Pick...

Ugh. Not okay. Bad. Awful. Pick a negative word and insert here. I walked in, bought my tickets for non-alcoholic beverages, and took a seat. I saw maybe four dancers working. Maybe more were hidden…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

This place is rough. I went...

This place is rough. I went on a Saturday night and its just too crowded, this isn't my first time there and I have only been there for bachelor parties. Standard beat the crap out…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Been to OG's a few times...

Been to OG's a few times before with mixed results but decided I'd give it another shot. Had late dinner reservations so thought I'd kill some time here in the early evening. Still a pretty…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Gone are the days of $10...

Gone are the days of $10 dances.... The club still stands out in the Indy area for the sheer number of entertainers available. With the new rates for the dances, I would say Brads is pretty…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I stopped by Desire for the...

I stopped by Desire for the first time in awhile. Things are still pretty lame as far as dancers go. Though, maybe 4:00 on a Sunday isn't a prime hour for nice looking women. Most…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Made the trek out here on...

Made the trek out here on a recent trip to Orlando. Arrived shortly after the Subday buffet which was disappointing both because I mussed the food and the place was packed. I could skip the…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Go Go Rama is a relatively...

Go Go Rama is a relatively small strip club but it does have a rather unique system for getting dances with the girls (see below). The layout is a single central stage with chairs on…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Great club for the money. When...

Great club for the money. When u walk in it feels like a mega club but it is relaxing inside. There is bar directly to the ahead of where you walk in and you can…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Went to this club last weekend...

Went to this club last weekend and had the time of my life! Spent more money than I'd admit to a soul, but can't say I regret it. They had a competition going on…

Red Rose Gentlemen's Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

I've been to the Red Rose...

I've been to the Red Rose a couple of times recently, since my initial visit in December 2013. When I'm in the Destin/Fort Walton area these days, the Red Rose has become my choice in…

Desire

Port Richey, Florida

First time in since the name...

First time in since the name change. Went in, saw two girls at the bar, one playing the video game. Sat down, got a $3 Amber Bock draft, and watched the nearest girl…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Pretty great club. It was busy...

Pretty great club. It was busy as hell on a friday night, barely any seats. It was busy for a reason though, the dancers i seen that day were all amazing. All of them were…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

First time here as I had...

First time here as I had to catch a very early flight the next morning and had to get a hotel near the airport. I have only gone to PH Club before and had…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Made a solo visit to the...

Made a solo visit to the pp on Saturday for a late night visit after the Masters golf tourn. There was a long line to get in and once past the thug like bouncers at…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Not much has changed here. ...

Not much has changed here. Your money can go a long way if you are willing to compromise your standards. My buddy & I stopped in last Wednesday. There were 7 girls…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

The inside of this bar is...

The inside of this bar is definitely the nicest of the bikini bars in the area. It even has an upstairs section with more comfortable chairs when the place is more packed. More often than…

Club Super Sexe

Montréal, Quebec

I tried Club Super Sexe for...

I tried Club Super Sexe for the first time on a Monday night. It was very late so it wasn't busy at all. The Club is very big on several floors. You…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Neighborhood- Not the best , Park...

Neighborhood- Not the best , Park close to the establishment and in well lit areas. There are some bars in the a block away on a major street. This place is a corner building which does…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

I was on the east side...

I was on the east side yesterday night so I thought I would give this club a shot. What a mistake. This place is a joke. The club itself needs to be…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

My first visit to PT's as...

My first visit to PT's as a couple, and it was different experience. Typical Saturday evening crowd with boys on bachelor party patrols, and older guys throwing a few back with their buddies.…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I usually hit this...

I usually hit this club on Sunday nights, and now I remember why. This visit was a Friday night, and it was literally overcrowded, you could barely find a seat, and half the…

Carousel Lounge

Columbus, Georgia

The club is worth going to...

The club is worth going to if you are in Columbus and in the mood to go to a "Black" strip club. The dancers change so you may not see the same ones if you…

Private Eyes

Aberdeen, Scotland

I was in Aberdeen for business...

I was in Aberdeen for business and decided to try Private Eyes clubs (this one and the other one on Bridge Street close to the train station). It's located close to Union Street, in the middle…

Royal Gentelmens Club

Sopot, Poland

One of two clubs n Sopot....

One of two clubs n Sopot. The other being CoCoMo. Not much between them. A modest entrance fee 20 zl. Girls ake turns on the pole for topless dancers. Other dancers will come for a…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

I was invited here for a...

I was invited here for a birthday party so this was my first time here. The club was very nice on the outside, but parking was limited and I had to pay $10 to park.…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

I'm really impressed to find such...

I'm really impressed to find such a nice hidden treasure in Asheville NC. I've been to many gentlemen's club due to business travels and I found The Treasure Club to be very affordable. They had…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a few times when in the area for work. This clubs is still one of the best values in the nation right now, in my opinion.…

Roxy's

Rootstown, Ohio

Always find this club interesting. Sometimes...

Always find this club interesting. Sometimes you can find a real winner here but usually it's just a decent night out. On my latest visit I had a mixed experience. Bartender was friendly and attentive. DJ…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Most of my visits here are...

Most of my visits here are on Friday afternoons, not necessarily by choice but more because of schedule convenience. Friday afternoons here are a much different atmosphere than other days of the week, even…

Flesh and Bones

Portland, Oregon

Me and my fuck buddy decided...

Me and my fuck buddy decided we wanted to go to a titty bar in the middle of the day to spice things up and to get our drink on. Boy, did we choose…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

Was in the area for a...

Was in the area for a concert, car parked for the night, with a little time to kill so I popped into the Doll for the first time since the crackdown .... It's always been…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies is a "fun" strip...

Tootsies is a "fun" strip club...Its not your typical go into a dark corner and get your feel on or the "make it rain" type of place. Its entertaining! I was not pleased thatthey…

Reign Sports Bar & Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

Got to this club around 8:30...

Got to this club around 8:30 and hung outside to peep it out for about 30 mins. After not seeing anyone go inside I said fuck it and strolled on in. Got the pat-down and…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Visited the club at about 5...

Visited the club at about 5 pm on a Friday. Parking was easy and strolled right in. 2 girls were"dancing" on the stage but to be honest they were fully clothed and just shaking their…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Another review of my favorite club....

Another review of my favorite club. Over the years gave made several friends in the club and make it a practice not to burn bridges with current favorites when another dancer catches my attention. For…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

smaller club, have been here -many-...

smaller club, have been here -many- times over the years, dancer quality is usually decent. Better mileage to be had on day shift. Takeout available after you're well known in the club.…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

The Doll House is a favorite...

The Doll House is a favorite spot for my friends and I as it is very chill and the girls make for good conversation. We went there on a Friday night. The parking lot was…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

one of the nicer 2-3 clubs...

one of the nicer 2-3 clubs in indy. backrooms "cubbies" are relatively comfortable, and semi-private. $5.00 wristband gets access to that area, then dances for $25. Decent drinks quality/strength, opens at 2,…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

After reading the reviews of the...

After reading the reviews of the clubs in the St. Louis area, I figured this would be the best of the bunch. I was there on a Tuesday evening so take this for what it's…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

First time in a ct club...

First time in a ct club or any club north of NYC. Overall not bad. Same game for cash with girls wanting money every time they walk by, but that's their job right? Haven't compared…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Got to the club at about...

Got to the club at about 7, and there was no valet nor a cover charge! However, they did scan my ID. Certainly not in the best town, but the club is right off the…

Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Hit this place...

Hit this place on a Saturday night during a bachelor party. This place is not well catered for that. The bar crawl was down Water street, with Solid Gold along…

The Yellow Rose

Memphis, Tennessee

Visited on a trip down to...

Visited on a trip down to meet friends from the deep south. Stopped in after hitting the casino and had a decent time. No extras and bikini only, but laughed our asses off and enjoyed…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

This is my first time...

This is my first time in ATL. Business trip. I'd heard about the Cheetah being the best strip club in town. There's no doubt the club is full of attractive dancers and friendly atmosphere.…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

I had a good time during...

I had a good time during the day at the Sands, so I decided to go back at night and see what they had to offer. I stopped off at the bar next door for…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Visited this place on a recent...

Visited this place on a recent Saturday night. The outside is nothing special and parking in the main lot is limited. Inside, the place is big, really big. Beers are $1.50 and cover was $5…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

The Gun has reopened in a...

The Gun has reopened in a building behind the old location. The new building looks much more upscale. There are very few tables for sitting. Most of the floor space is dedicated…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Without a doubt, Delilah's has the...

Without a doubt, Delilah's has the best looking girls in Philadelphia. I came in on a Friday afternoon. The drink prices are pretty standard. The girls come down a set of stairs onto a main…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

Was at the Northern on a...

Was at the Northern on a Monday night about 2 weeks back. The club itself is nice enough. Large bar area on the left when you enter. The stage is straight ahead. Pretty typical setup…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Stopped by Goddess again as i...

Stopped by Goddess again as i am curious as to how the renovations are coming along. Beers are still $7. I dont know what drinks cost. There were maybe 7 girls working and most are attractive and…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Came here on a Saturday, late...

Came here on a Saturday, late night. My friend had been here many times before and usually has free passes, but the cover after midnight was $20. This was my first tike coming to a…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

WOW, these girls are always way...

WOW, these girls are always way above average, but the dances are almost always no touch "air dances." Plenty of girls for a busy friday night. The club was full of customers, with a backup…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Drove into town from Orlando through...

Drove into town from Orlando through a massive thunderstorm, but it was well worth the trip. Mostly. What I love about this place is that it has a very relaxed vibe, and that's reflected in…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

On a recon mission, the first...

On a recon mission, the first time for me in this area. After hitting PTs, I walked across the street and into the darkest club I've ever been in. Which I…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

On a recon mission, my first...

On a recon mission, my first time in this area. Wasn't intending to partake in activities, this time, just observe. This was a surprising place. In a marginal neighborhood, you don't expect to…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

I'm local to the area so...

I'm local to the area so I frequent this place quite a bit and always end up spending a few hundred. Admission is 15$ and there is a mandatory 1 drink at 5$ so…

The Dukes Gentlemen's Club

Turpin, Oklahoma

I was doing some work in...

I was doing some work in a nearby town and found Dukes on this site and decided to check it out. The club itself is simple and a nice size for the area.…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Nice club with good dances and...

Nice club with good dances and freindly staff. the drinks were a bit steap ,but then who cares you are there for a good time. I really like the dance from tam. She was hot…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Has really gone down hill lately....

Has really gone down hill lately. Very few dancers. Some were attractive. Saw guys came in and sit down for a few minutes, then leave since no dancers were on the stage most of the…

Peeper's

Utica, New York

Was in Utica I figured I...

Was in Utica I figured I would check it out. Three girls on shift, two of them were pretty hot. Did really give a shit I was there though. Didn't even come…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

First time in the area, I...

First time in the area, I had some time shortly after landing at the airport. So I decided to do a little reconnaisance, and make plans for the next few weeks.…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

love this place. These girls...

love this place. These girls will do anything. One girls was up from Tampa, can't remember her name but she was fucking hot. Got a 15 min dance and was well worth…

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Rhode Island in April

Folks who have been to Rhode Island (Providence) clubs this month... are they still hurting from last year's Cheaters shutdown situation? Can one still have a good time and get a full level of service there?

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Kate Upton: "I Wish I Had Smaller Boobs" and Could Go "Braless" So

Kate Upton: "I Wish I Had Smaller Boobs" and Could Go "Braless" Sometimes http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/kate-upton-i-wish-i-had-smaller-boobs-2014144

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US Airways is Good at Internet

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SUGGESTIONS FOR SPOTS TO PROPOSITION CIVILIAN GIRLS FOR LAPDANCES?

any good places to prop a civilian chick for private dances? I was thinking a low end diner where you might find a hottie waitressing. or any local hooters. but what stops me from pursuing this is the possibility of…

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Farmerart's Vegetable Garden

I think Art has been busy planting his garden. Do you know why he can't keep his affairs secret? The corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes.

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Why I Love Strip Clubs

This Monday morning I texted my CF Sansa, asking what days she was working. She replied Tues and Thurs, and I said I would see her Thursday. Then another hot dancer named Cersei--blonde hair, big tits--texted me, saying, "Are you…

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Chi-Chi

Today in the strip club I saw Chi-Chi, a Mexican dancer with natural C cups, whom I have known for 7 years. Chi-Chi is very sensual, but she is not really my type, which is blonde bimbos with…

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Can Amateurs do Lap Dances?

I am trying to get my wife to do the Amateur Contest at Marios Showplace in Webster MA. Just wondering if she'll be able to do Lap Dances that night? Even if you don't know about Marios specifically, has anyone…

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Who is the most like you?

Which TUSCLer reminds you of yourself? For me, I'm gonna have to go with my man Staxwell. We're both young and black. We both have confidence and swagger when it comes to bagging strippers.

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Hooters

Just curiosity as I get ready to gnaw on some wings: Do you mongers eat at places like Hooters, the Tilted Kilt, etc.? There's only one in my neck of the woods, and it's kind of out of my way.…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not what I expected. $30 cover...

Not what I expected. $30 cover seemed over priced to me. Small chairs to the right and left upon entering. A small stage in the center before the main stage at the back of the…

Elan's of Connecticut

Danbury, Connecticut

This club located off 84 and...

This club located off 84 and fairly easy to find. The place from outside looks very upscale. I have visited the club a few times. There is plenty of parking and in a good location.…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

I recently returned to the Gold...

I recently returned to the Gold Club after months away. I arrived on a Saturday around 6 p.m. and paid $15 admission which includes free drink. The layout hasn't changed: one main stage…

King Of Diamonds

Miami, Florida

Me a my fiance went to...

Me a my fiance went to this club when we stopped by miami. It was a sunday and the cover charge was about $20 dollars. This is always a fun place to go because the…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

This place was great didn't pay...

This place was great didn't pay for a single dance and still got my dick pummeled by an array of ass, pixie was phenomenal and so was exotica they both had me on the edge…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Rick is a good club. Nice...

Rick is a good club. Nice mix of girls. The back rooms are a good value compared to the other twin city clubs I've visited. I've been coming to ricks on and off for…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

No door covers during the week,...

No door covers during the week, fun dancers, reasonable drink prices and just the right mix of naughty and nice. Now? You're a shadow of your former self. I went last week on a Tuesday and got…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Pinellas Park, Florida

Been here a couple of times...

Been here a couple of times on the dayshift. I think there is food there on a mini lunch buffett, but never tried it. The bartender was extremely hot, better than most dancers…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

I have not been here in...

I have not been here in a few months. So, I thought I'd see if anything has changed. The atmosphere was good as usual. There were plenty of dancers lazily hanging around. Some were interested…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

P10 has to be in the...

P10 has to be in the top 2 best strip clubs for Austin. I went on Wednesday afternoon during an extended lunch break. I won't get into the club layout as that has been reviewed by…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

It wasn't a bad place it...

It wasn't a bad place it is BYOB which is nice but only beer and wine was allowed when I went. Some good looking strippers but some were definitely sub par. A lot of talent…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

this was my first time in...

this was my first time in a strip club and i had some low expectations because of some things ive heard but i was surprised at how hot some of thee girls were one girl…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Second time here, I arrived earlier,...

Second time here, I arrived earlier, about 10pm instead of 1am, and there were quite a bit more patrons, but it was still far from full. Me and a female friend were enjoying the stage…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Definitely had a great experience here....

Definitely had a great experience here. The music and lighting set a great atmosphere here. The majority of the girls here are incredibly hot, but there are a few dogs in the mix. Many of…

Deja Vu

Torrance, California

This is my first time in...

This is my first time in Tarrence. I went here after leaving a previous strip club with was not nude. Not sure of name but it sucks. This club is now called dDeja Vu. The…

Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Portland, Oregon

The inside of this club is...

The inside of this club is surprisingly nice and clean. It's a house converted into a club. There were two rooms for $60 for 15 minutes and one for $120 for 30 minutes. I chose…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

been to little darlings last thursday....

been to little darlings last thursday. about 10 girls, youngish and decent looking. went private with two dancers, but the prices were on the expensive side. the first one offered to give me a 30…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

This club was great. I got...

This club was great. I got a Mexican girl from Juarez there for $60 very special dance. Also hot is estimated red mild with nice fake tits. Via was 20 table dance was 10.will go…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

The Gold Club After Dark in...

The Gold Club After Dark in Hartford (also called the Gold Club Connection) is a great club if you’re unlucky enough to be under 21 or an old pervert like me that likes to see…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Went last Friday at around 10pm....

Went last Friday at around 10pm. Cover was $15. The club itself was somewhat empty and the girls were picking NIN and Marilyn Manson songs to dance to. I was hoping that would change as…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I went in on a chilly...

I went in on a chilly Sunday evening a couple of weeks ago. There was a standard $20 cover and mandatory $3 coat check. After sitting down in front of the stage, I had a…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Pensacola, Florida

If this place is anything like...

If this place is anything like the old Lookers it's worth your while to go in and see what your money can get. If it was late night on a weekend and I needed a…

Mint Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I was in on business and...

I was in on business and decided to check out a new club. There was a $10 cover, which is pretty standard. This is a pretty nice club. This club seems to be newer and…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

I'd skipped out of work early...

I'd skipped out of work early on a Friday, it was raining and I had some time to kill before heading out for the evening, so I thought I'd check out the ladies at DV8.…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Went back to the spot after...

Went back to the spot after years away. I can say I was disappointed with the amount of girls (7) at the prime time when I went. Not many customers paying customers either. Just guys…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

I like strip clubs, this one...

I like strip clubs, this one stands out as being a bit different than the others. First the basics...dodgy looking outside, little more typical strip club looking inside. Working class clientele. Service theoretically includes…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

First time checking this club out....

First time checking this club out. I got there on Sunday about 8pm while I was in town at the nearby casino. Kind of looked like a hole in the wall from the outside but…

New Shakers

La Motte, Iowa

This club is in the middle...

This club is in the middle of nowhere, and my GPS took me way off course. By the time I did get there I was pretty annoyed. When you walk in there is…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

I had a nasty experience with...

I had a nasty experience with Nikki an obese stripper who smelled of an onion. Trying to be sexy she straddled me, as she did the stench hit me like a brick wall. I was…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

After trying clubs in Rhode Island...

After trying clubs in Rhode Island I was reluctant to try anything in Mass as I've heard there's no comparison. But I was pleasantly surprised when I arrived here on a Thursday night. Crowd was generally…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

I think this club was overall...

I think this club was overall descent and I have been to better but it was not bad at all. I enjoyed the friendliness of the people who seemed to be regulars there or at…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Saturday night for my bachelor party. Arrived at the club late (around 11PM). It was VERY crowded and I was rubbing shoulders everywhere I walked. No place to sit…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Aside from talk of the town(which...

Aside from talk of the town(which serves no alcohol) palominos is the only vegas strip club which is fully nude. Situated across the street from Jerry's nugget casino, palomino is a bit off the strip.…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Been going to this strip club...

Been going to this strip club for awhile now and decided to drop by a few Sundays ago to see what it was like. There was surprisingly a lot of girls to choose from and…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

I have been to the "Yard"...

I have been to the "Yard" on several occasions over the years and usually have a good time. After not visiting for nearly a year, a few buddies and I decided to go this last…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

The club has a nice atmosphere....

The club has a nice atmosphere. There is one central stage and two small side stages. The main shows with celebrity artists happen on the main stage. The two smaller stages are where the…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Stopped by here on a saturday...

Stopped by here on a saturday just passing through and had some time on my hands. Looked it up and saw some reviews and just like the reviews extras were avaliablr and abundant. Before I…

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go sippy go sippy go suppy

You crazy purple drankin mofo

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Dr. Pecker

Thats what they called bonerbreath when he used to play doctor

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porcupine

If bonerbreath had as many dicks sticking out of him as he has had in him, he would look like a pocupine

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good news

Bonerbreath is in jail and the homeboys are running a train on his ass

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A Lil' bit o' Sexy

http://vipergirls.to/threads/528376-SuicideGirls-com-Jemma-Sleeping-Beauty-(Oct-06-2013) Discuss.

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RE: wait time for dances

There was talk of dancers coming to the customer or not. I always see that in S. Florida, at least they do to me. Now I wonder, if dancers ARE allowed to approach customers (maybe they can't in certain jurisdictions),…

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OT: The Master's

Just a good ol' boy named Bubba http://youtu.be/zRX4mlFi06A

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Good News! Shooting at Jewish Center in Kansas!

The anti-defamation league will probably be on my ass for celebrating and like this, but I rather like it when people are on my ass (even if they are Jews and niggers - though I do prefer it if it…

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Another first for me.

Awhile back there was a thread about things that strippers do while giving you a lap dance. Some of the responses included talking to friends, smoking, drinking. I think I can top those. Today a dancer had her hand inside my…

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The perfect dessert for your next party.

A British ice cream maker has created a flavor that includes 25 mg of Viagra per scoop. And that's not all. The flavor, titled “The Arousal,” also includes champagne as a key ingredient, Charlie Harry Francis, who created the concoction, writes on…

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Is Clubber really Juice?

Shocking theory I know. Today Clubber started a thread about posters we miss. And he mentioned Vincemichaels. Yesterday Sippy Cup (juice) propped VM saying he was missed. That can't be a coincidence. Hmmmm. What a brilliant idea Clubber had to…

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Been Doing This

I've been going to SC regularly, most of it are just for fun and entertainment. One thing that somehow stood out from this was the dancer whom I met a few weeks back. She is interesting because the first time…

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Ukraine

Anyone want to set up a trip to hit the clubs in Keiv and update some reviews?? I bet we can score some sweet Eastern action on the cheap! https://www.tuscl.net/c.php?CID=2152

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Club listings

At the very bottom of the club list for a city is a section entitled "Highest Rated (city) area Clubs". Is that new, or am I just oblivious? I don't usually get that far down the page, as I generally…

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founder post dredged up

The founder post about TUSCL history brought back a lot of memories. If there was one TUSCLer that has disappered and you could find out about them, who would it be and why? Just one. For me vincemichaels. Because he was…

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Still On Sports

Is Lingerie Football a sport?

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Open letter to BonesBrother (and the "anti-troll trolls")

I found it kind of interesting that BonesBrother replied twice to Slick's thread about putting him on ignore. So, I'll make one more attempt to have a rational discussion with BonesBrother. Probably pointless, but it might be amusing even if…

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True Fans

From a West Coast perspective, my brother Jack Nicholson wins, followed by Spike Lee. Any other shit is blasphemy.

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Just Wondering....

What the hell is in the sippy cup?

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Condom broke

Serious guys it broke and CIP!! What are the next steps I should take?

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More from Floriduh.

man was arrested for attacking a dancer in a nightclub after the two exchanged words about her dancing abilities, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office. On Thursday, deputies say Robert Tate, 24, and friends went to Sugar Daddy's…

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Backpage Is Dead To Me

Well hello there, my brothers and sisters. I already had a great time on Tuesday at Tropical Lei. I was thinking to myself that maybe I'll go back on Friday or maybe head out to the COI.…

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Raining Money

Yesterday saw some idiot started raining money on stripper while getting some dances. My thoughts on "raining money": 1. Total waste of money. 2. If stripper is making money that easy what is her motivation to provide good dances or VIP? 3.…

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Fuck-Marry-Kill: Pop Tarts Edition

Since Slick has been sleeping on the job lately... 1. Miley Cyrus 2. Katy Perry 3. Taylor Swift

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What's your favorite guitarist nick name?

Seems like the blues players all had stage names. I like Bugs Henderson and Guitar Shorty. My favorite? T-Bone Walker...Sounds cool and tasty.

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Coyote Ugly

Have you ever woken up and looked over at the female you had sex with the previous night while drink/stoned and snuck out and or said to yourself how the f... did I ever think that was decent. Have ever…

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Her: "I'd love to pick up where we left off.

We met on Seeking Arrangement well over a year ago. We chatted through personal emails and met once for dinner, but for whatever reason, we never pursued an arrangement. Out of the blue she emails me last night,…

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Detroit in the Spring

New dancer at Bogart's https://fbcdn-photos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-0/10170978_10152413248847783_1823890765194675013_n.jpg

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Belle Knox inspiring more NYC co-eds to be strippers

http://pagesix.com/2014/04/11/more-nyc-college-girls-trying-to-be-strippers/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=NYP%20180%20Day%20Openers%20and%2030%20Day%20Signups&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter What America needs is more role models like Belle Knox.

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Prostate massage

I was recently with a dancer for some OTC action and while blowing me she moved down and licked and sucked my balls, then licked further down towards my ass. She started fingering my asshole while returning my dick to…

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Strippers sue Platinum Plus

A group of strippers is suing several South Carolina nightclubs, saying they weren't paid according to federal standards. The lawsuit filed in federal court earlier this year accuses clubs in Columbia and Greenville of violating minimum wage and overtime provisions of…

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I koodant helpe myself !

I wuz busdted but da judg let me out early . He tellz me juice all u gilty ov iz gettn caught sez he wuldov don da saem thing ! NC man sentenced to jail for sucking woman's toes LINCOLNTON, N.C.…

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For you Vegas high rollers.

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2014/04/11/mile-high-club-easy-to-join-in-vegas/?intcmp=features

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Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-26885335 Just think of all the pussy you could have without having to put up with the cunt around it. :)

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Police: Man gets too fresh with dancer, fires gun into Gastonia strip club

A patron at Leather and Lace fired more than a dozen shots at the Gastonia strip club after being asked to leave because he had reached his hands into a dancer's underwear, according to arrest warrants. One of the bullets…

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Trip to El Paso this Sunday

OK I need some guidance. Will be in El Paso, TX Sunday afternoon and looking for current updates on places for Sunday Evening play. Looking for extras without major stress of possible Hit or Miss drama.

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Heartbleed

Was TUSCL affected? Do we need to change our passwords?

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Songs that SHOULD be played in strip clubs

Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood

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Gynecological exam

I was with a dancer at a hotel and after we'd had our fun and showered we were lying naked on the bed and she asked if I was familiar with "what's up there"? She asked if I'd reach up…

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The Nine O Five Club

Has anyone been to the Nine O Five Club yet? It sounds like it's where the Palace was. Hopefully they've done away with the $20 vip fee. http://the905lounge.com/index.html

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HiLiter VIP Price Change

Well, well fellow pervs it appears that the HiLiter Managemant has Changed the VIP back to $25 from the trial $40. Got a text from one of my favs to tell me the price is back to $25 as…

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I have been faithful to thee, Cynara! in my fashion.

My CF Mandy is not working this week, and so while I was sitting in the club today the other dancers--including her "friends"--were all over me like flies on shit. I attribute this to the fact that: 1. I have a…

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Wrecking shop

Have you ever heard that term before. On a recent trip to the club a dancer I didnt know started talking to me and asked how I was doing. So I asked her how she was doing. She said she…

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Favorite City to Strip Club In?

We all have our reasons for going strip clubbing (dances, extras, somewhere to get drunk, conversation with dancers, just to name a few). Considering you joined a website to learn more or share your experiences I'd say most people…

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Long way to shadowcat, but...

I think this should be # 9,000 for me, but sc is well over 10,000. Of course, his being retired, he has much more time to type, even if he is older and slower. :)

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OT:Road Meal

It was around midnight when I left Tropical Lei this Tuesday evening. Once again, your brother Slick had a cumtastic time in the VIP with KK. All that erotic action left me hungry. Thank the Gods, both…

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OT: Edwin Edwards--Great Politician or the Greatest Politician?

Edwin Edwards--the 86-year-old former governor of Louisiana, a felon convicted of political corruption, the new father of an 8-month-old baby--is now running for Congress. It's time to get on the Edwards bandwagon! http://www.politico.com/story/2014/04/edwin-edwards-louisiana-2014-elections-105563.html

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Why a Dancer Disliked another Club

Since my CF was not working today at my favorite club, I was on the lookout for someone new. I spotted Sansa, a dancer in her early 20's with big boobs, tipped her, and invited her to my table…

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One Man In Critical Condition Following Fight At Local Strip Club

CORPUS CHRISTI (Kiii News) - One man was sent to the hospital in critical condition following altercation at Gentlemen's Club on Leopard Street. The assault happened just after 8 o'clock Wednesday night at the Cabaret Men's Club…

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what was your favorite subject in school?

Mine was and still is chemistry

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Off topic, you ever feel like you could be doing a lot better?

My short term trading account was up about 13% ytd at the end of the day. Some guy on the web site I follow posted that his account was up 1300% ytd. I feel like I should learn more about options.…

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"blown out pussy": fact or fiction

A lot of dancers use it as an insult with other girls they don't like. But is it true some dancers have blown out vaginas from too much sex.

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Having the OTC conversation even when you probably won't do it

Does anyone else have the OTC conversation with dancers even when you know you're not going to do it? I was traveling on business and stopped by a favorite club. I had to get up early the next day so…

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Babes in uniform

I know some folks don't think that tuscl is the place for links of hot chicks, but for those who do, you'll love this! http://thebrigade.thechive.com/2012/08/22/real-women-of-the-military-part-3-30-hq-photos/

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New Orleans Bachelor Party - Recommendations Needed

Hi all, Me and 8 of my buddies are headed to New Orleans from May 14-18, 2014 for my bachelor party. I wanted to get some recommendations on what strip club you think we should do for our main night,…

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New Orleans Bachelor Party - Need Recommendations

Hi all, Me and 8 of my buddies are headed to New Orleans from March 14-18, 2014. I wanted to get some recommendations on what strip club you think we should do for our main night, any other strip clubs we…

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to the detroiters here....

I'm Fucking horny. Which club should I go to after work today? PHC, Trummps, scores, or players are the only ones I'm considering today.

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Why do strippers close their eyes when giving you a BJ?

1) It's easier to fantasize about Brad Pitt. 2).....

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Bad news

The Ultimate Warrior dies at age 54. 20+ kids stabbed at high school. What's going on?

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reality

Why is that when you watch all those daytime shows like Maurey or Steve Wilkos and people are arguing about whatever or some chick is taking the fiveth guy in for a paternity test, a lot of the people on…

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Another fat stripper question.

When some post TUSCL topics, I think of related topics, such as the tat threads. Her's another... chessmaster posted "How often are strippers really fat?" My question is: Given a choice between a somewhat heavy dancer that will make you happy in VIP…

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Guess her boobs!

For those of you who don't tear up at the sight of too much porn, let me know how the link works. Basically you see a fully clothed shot of the chick, and when you click on it, you see…

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Another TUSCL tat question.

mikeya02 asked about TUSCLers tats. I noticed many didn't have any, and wouldn't, and some are thinking about it. That said, if you don'y have a tat and say had to get one, where and what would it be? Myself, outside…

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Is this who Juice really is?

link below http://evilspeculator.com/

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Kate Upton in "The Other Woman"

This is a must-see movie for me: ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnX-tNq4FLM

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clubbing at high cost lap dance clubs

All the clubs where I live have alcohol, decent to great contact dances, and the dances only cost $10 (and some places even $5). How much do dances cost where you live? How can you afford to go to places…