The Ultimate PL
Charles Paisley
Arizona
The setup: Band-Aids is a hole-in-the-wall topless dive here in Phoenix. 85% of the dancer are Latina or AA, some hot, some more than a bit, uh, hefty. The clientele is split between middle-aged white guys like me who like a bit of dark meat and younger gangsta wannabes. But we're all there for the same reason: because these girls all know how to rub one out and more, either for Papi or the Hermanos. It's also 110 degrees here right now and EVERYONE wears shorts of some type. Everyone.
So, I pop in today to see a chica who has been most kind to me in the past. As I take my seat, an older white dude in his 60s walks up to the stage. He hands the dancer a single red rose. No $$$, just the rose. And, he is wearing a complete tuxedo, complete with bow tie and cummerbund. It's clear he likes this dancer. A lot. The great thing was, when her stage song was over, she just walks right by Mr Tux and heads out to the bar area to talk to someone else, then, upon returning to the stage area seating, goes right up to another dude and sits on his lap. Finally, after taking younger dude to the VIP for a spell, she walks over to Mr Tux who proceeds to buy all of two $10 dances.
Until today, the saddest sight I've ever seen in a strip club was watching this one dancer at Fritz's That's It in Bellflower CA take an old dude's monthly social security check $10 at a time, until there was nothing left. But this one takes the cake. I hope early onset dementia sets in for me before I ever go down that road.
CP
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Not sure what the connection is to the dancer who spent all of his social security check. I mean really...it is coo-el that the dude who takes the screen name of a loan shark has sympathy for a dude spending more money he shouldn't. But do yo actually know that the dude didnt have sufficient retirement money that he could afford to go?
My plan for death is to go out from dehydration due to excessive LDK at the age of 129 years. At that age it may also be a bit of incontinence. Who knows and who cares? If I make it to that age I'm going to hop on the spaceship ('cos all the best clubs will be orbital at that point), go to the 0.15 G ring on the space strip club, and pay a 19 year old girl to do a low gravity grind on me 'til I have the GREAT SPACE JIZZ and expire.
Maybe the alleged Mr. SS check had a similar plan (minus the doing it space part). Judgemental much CP?
That pl story sounds sad
That's ironic
I guess one thing that might top that would be for the same dude to rent an exotic car with 4 figure daily rate from Scottsdale, timing his arrival at the dancers arrival at club. He hopes to impress her enough for an OTC pitch, but then watches her get picked up at the end of her shift by musician BF driving a P.O.S. 10 year Chevy Aveo.
For my next visit to the club I was planning to dress as a Klingon and order blood wine, but now I've changed my mind. I'm renting a tux and I'm going to LDK in that mother all night long. That mofo is going to have one cum-stained cummerbund!!!
I'd be worried that early onset dementia may CAUSE me to show up with roses and in a tux at the strip joint ...
Its sad to see some old geezer acting the fool while the dancer is obviously draining his social security check. Old people are easy marks when it comes to financial rip offs I guess.