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OT: Don Knotts. Cool, Coo-el, or COOOO-EL?

Watched "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" last night. Got me thinking about a few things. One of my fave movies 'cos Don Knotts transformed into a fish and KICKED NAZI ASS! Frickin' coo-el. First, would you have dug having Don Knotts…

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Alabama Club Suggestions?

Will be in traveling thru Alabama soon. Any club suggestions? Looking for highest dancer quality in the state. Reviews are mixed, your help is very appreciated.

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Came in Saturday afternoon before I...

Came in Saturday afternoon before I had to head to the airport. Despite getting in around 3 (they open at 2) they only had one dancer and around 4 by the time 5PM rolled around.…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Went early Friday evening. Was a...

Went early Friday evening. Was a real bummer. You get two soda tickets, which is a bit ridiculous for the cover and drink fee. If you're going to overcharge for Pepsi, at least give us…

Secrets Gentleman's Club

Tulsa, Oklahoma

I worked here for a few...

I worked here for a few nights. The girls are below average and is usually dead. Very dirty in the back. We were told that whoever left cum soaked tissue in the…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

I went with a friend on...

I went with a friend on a Thursday around 8pm. My first impression was that it was small because I'm used to clubs in Las Vegas, Los Angeles, and other large cities. They are a…

The Encore

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

More a neighborhood bar than a...

More a neighborhood bar than a flashy club; a blue-collar feel to the<br> entire experience. The not-so-private and hardly-used dance room has plain<br> old chairs like those in the general seating area, lined around the wall.…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

I went to Harem on a...

I went to Harem on a Wednesday afternoon. At first, as I approached, I noticed a Sheriff's car out front. This kind of chilled me so I drove on by. I circled…

Bottomz Up

Jacksonville, Florida

As, you probably already know this...

As, you probably already know this is a BLACK strip club. I am not saying that that is a bad thing. But, if you are looking for diversity this is definitely not the club. I…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Tuesday night because I was off from work and I had nothing else to do in the middle of the night. There was quite a bit of parking which…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in on a Saturdasy about...

Stopped in on a Saturdasy about noon. Read somewhere that hours started at noon, but they were closed when I got there. Came back an ohour later and they were open. Club layout appeared to…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I visited the Detroit area last...

I visited the Detroit area last week for the first time in two years. Penthouse was one of six clubs that I visited and that I will review. I went there four times…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The highest rated strip club in...

The highest rated strip club in the world, at least according to Tuscl. And within a few minutes of walking in the door you know why. Truth be told, this isn't so much…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I really like coming to Excape....

I really like coming to Excape. It's a cool neighborhood bar with a neighborhood feel. One thing I like about Excape and other similar clubs is that normally, money will get you pretty far. If…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Went here on a tuesday night,...

Went here on a tuesday night, cover was $3. Had a few drinks and plenty of<br> attractive dancers around.Drink prices were reasonable. The dancers each<br> have to go on a rotation thru various stages on the floor.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

What can I say? This...

What can I say? This place is amazing. It's huge. Amazing looking women. Some of them have a great attitude and really treat you well. Don't be put off by a few with attitude.…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Had a blast. LOTS of women--varying...

Had a blast. LOTS of women--varying in quality. Went with my girlfriend-- the scene was super couples friendly. My lady got a lot of attention from the dancers, which was a lot of fun. Drinks…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Stopped by Saturday on way to...

Stopped by Saturday on way to airport. It is not terribly far to Dallas Love.<br> I arrived about 11:30 a.m. One lurker in the corner and me were all the guys I saw.…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

My last visit to this club...

My last visit to this club was in 2011 and I resolved never to re-visit the joint. I had a funky, enjoyable time at this club in 2011 but I witnessed some bouncer behaviour that…

Mints

Niagara Falls, Ontario

We have been there a couple...

We have been there a couple of times. It was really late at night and not much was happening. However we had an awesome night because we were the only ones for the girls to…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Well, this may get lengthy but...

Well, this may get lengthy but think I should outline some things I learned with thPs little adventure.<br> <br> First, the cab ride from down town was great but pricy. The cabbie was most informative and…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

They said they had 34 dancers...

They said they had 34 dancers when I went. I loved it, it's fully nude and $25 for the cover Friday night. Romi Rain was featured there Friday night and boy, she did not disappoint.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I think I need an intervention...

I think I need an intervention from some of my loved ones to stop me from going to this place. I've been doing well with work lately and have a little too much free time.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS PLACE...

YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS PLACE OUT!!! this is by far one of the best clubs i have ever been to in a long while. everyone is super chill, its like a kick back party…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A quick review. BT's has been...

A quick review. BT's has been my go-to spot for a few years but I haven't been in the last few months after having a couple of mediocre experiences. I've decided to try them out…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Started out close to 8 PM...

Started out close to 8 PM at Pussy Cat as they seemed to have more dancers than most other clubs on the block. Some were day shift and left soon. I wasn't…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

I was passing this club on...

I was passing this club on the way home and saw a larger number of cars parked there than usual, so I decided to see if anything has changed here since my last visit. There…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

This is a review of the...

This is a review of the daytime shift at Gallaghers, which is a totally different experience than the evening. <br> <br> There is no cover charge and drinks are fairly cheap. Often there's free food of some…

Emerald City Gentleman's Club

Port Charlotte, Florida

Went in on an amateur night...

Went in on an amateur night with my partner. Was a littlw slow when we first got there but then people started to pile in. Place was packed in no time! Great atmosphere, dancers are…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I love the fact that this...

I love the fact that this club and the other two strip clubs on Hwy 522 have very discreet parking available in back of the building and away from the main road. But do…

Sunset Strip

Houston, Texas

I took my husband there for...

I took my husband there for a "guess what I'm not old" birthday gift. I went there because I overheard a co-worker talking about it. The girls had great shapes, flat stomachs show it.…

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

Didn't stay for long. Ten...

Didn't stay for long. Ten dollar cover was a bit much and there was limited seating. Its pretty crowded inside. I looked around and saw a few cuties, but most of the…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Visited on a Saturday afternoon which...

Visited on a Saturday afternoon which can usually be hit or miss. Often I have seen some familiar faces from the past and a different set of dancers than usually work during the week. Typically…

Studio 54

Alamo, Texas

I like to think I'm sort...

I like to think I'm sort of a connoisseur of strip clubs in the valley considering that I frequent most of them in the area. Last week I decided to give this place a try…

The Roxy Showgirls

Phoenix, Arizona

They have done a massive upgrade...

They have done a massive upgrade to the club over the last couple months. It is much more upscale now. They also seem to be running constant specials during the week including one…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

It's Seattle, so there will not...

It's Seattle, so there will not be alcohol served. The positive is that dancers will get completely nude on stage. Negative - that is misleading because dances are completely clothed, not even topless.…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Came to Honey's the other night...

Came to Honey's the other night with a friend after he suggested it over another place I usually favored over the Chicago clubs, Industrial Strip and have now decided to put this place a priority…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

I went to Foxy Lady on...

I went to Foxy Lady on a weekday afternoon a couple of weeks ago. I have never found this club to be a great fit for my tastes but I am looking for an alternative…

Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Went in the afternoon about 4....

Went in the afternoon about 4. This place has a dive sort of feel. Ordered a miller lite which they didnt have instead bud light can for $4. The space is actually used pretty good.…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Went to my home club for...

Went to my home club for the first time in quite a while. Unfortunately I picked the wrong night. I arrived Sunday at about 6:30 and almost turned right around and walked out! The talk…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Went in last week and wanted...

Went in last week and wanted to use the C/R but it was closed! Maybe they were cleaning out the rooms up there as a few had a bit of an odor last time I…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Stopped by between appointments and was...

Stopped by between appointments and was pleasantly surprised. I expected "daytime" quality girls but what I saw was great. 4 of the 5 girls were beautiful and the other one had a great…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

This was the closest sc that...

This was the closest sc that was near where I was staying so decided to give it a try. My mistake. <br> <br> There is a $10 cover and it was a total waste of money. You…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Visions is ok. Nothing great or...

Visions is ok. Nothing great or spectacular. I've gone there about 8 times and usually see the same girls. They had one girl... Asia that I literaly went back 4 days in a row to…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Visited the afternoon of Memorial Day...

Visited the afternoon of Memorial Day since I was off work and had nothing to do. First time I've been during the day. Only five of the seven stages were in use, which was a…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Haven't been to Sands in a...

Haven't been to Sands in a few months, but am ready to make a return trip one of these days. This club is so hit and miss. It is the "hits" that keep people coming…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to the club since last fall. The club has new chairs that are a great improvement. Sodas are now $3. This was my first afternoon visit. I had read in…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I dropped in to TD’s North...

I dropped in to TD’s North for lunch. Their lunch is pretty good value, not haute cuisine, but definitely worth the money. It is one of only two clubs in town where you can get…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

Wow this club has taken a...

Wow this club has taken a turn for the worse. It was never that great of a club, but the drinks were free and the dances were reasonably priced. <br> <br> Now. Drinks are $5 for a…

Foxy's

Scottsville, New York

Went out there this past Saturday...

Went out there this past Saturday to see if the rumors were true, they were! Foxy's is closed. The behind the scenes story was that the previous owner had failed to pay the rent and…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I visited two clubs in Providence...

I visited two clubs in Providence last week during the daytime to compare their latest situations. First I visited Club Fantasies on Thursday. I do not know how the girls make any money…

FKK Sylt

Fürth, Germany

I visited this club twice while...

I visited this club twice while living in Germany, one on a Saturday night and once on a weekday during the day. Like other FKK clubs in Europe, this is a brothel rather than a…

the Doll House

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Saw this place once i arrived...

Saw this place once i arrived at the airport. Not the safest looking place but i ventured out via cab at 10 pm. The place wasnt the biggest place and drinks were a…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

The more I visit this place,...

The more I visit this place, the more I begin to like it. The only problem I have with pin-ups is that the drink prices are too high when they aren't having specials. I visited…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

I came here on a Saturday...

I came here on a Saturday night. I was in the area on business and I needed to see the local culture. I went to the bar and got a Bud. I paid six fifty…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Checked this place out a couple...

Checked this place out a couple of times while visiting the South Bay area on business. Headed here due to reviews stating some contact during dances versus what I've found in other area clubs.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

This is the best club I've...

This is the best club I've ever been to, my go to location. Only had one night that it was really off but that was after a robbery in the parking lot and a bunch…

La Zona Rosa

Dallas, Texas

Few girls actually took it all...

Few girls actually took it all of and went nude. Seemed more like a topless bar that was BYOB. $20 for a mandatory ice set up for beer. Dancers barely knew what they were doing.…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Went to Cheeks for the first...

Went to Cheeks for the first time with a buddy of mine around 8:00 on a Saturday. Beer prices were fair and dancers were o.k. with about three that were really hot. Got a couple…

Mustang

Junction City, Kansas

Most of the reviews are accurate......

Most of the reviews are accurate... this place is just okay. Went on a weekday night... 3 or 4 dancers, none more than a 6. Sat down for about 10 minutes and could not get…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

I was heading into the club...

I was heading into the club when I saw a guy I used to work with. He was just leaving and he warned me about an older dancer that did a pretty good dance but…

D' Girls

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Even though it says this club...

Even though it says this club is closed, it most certainly isn't. I've visited it a few times in the past month and it's very much open for business. The place itself is ok, not…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a few days and dropped in to see what this place was like. First I noticed that they keep the place very dark. It took a while for my eyes…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I recently visited this club for...

I recently visited this club for a second Sunday night visit. I arrived at 8:30 PM, and there was no cover. You are required to write and sign your name when you come…

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, Connecticut

Had a few hours in the...

Had a few hours in the area to kill so I stopped in. The bartender was friendly and easy on the eyes draft beers were inexpensive both pluses. The first dancer I talked to was…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Over the past 10 years, i...

Over the past 10 years, i have visited Penthouse a couple dozen times. I don't think that I will be returning. This club has been on a slow steady decline both in terms of the…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I was in Minneapolis for an...

I was in Minneapolis for an overnighter. I looked up TUSCL, and found a few places around 3rd st.<br> <br> Biggest issue - Parking sucks! You have to pay for street parking (and in cash)at a…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to Mardi Gras on Saturday...

Went to Mardi Gras on Saturday afternoon. I arrived around 1 or 2pm, so there was no cover. Outside, this place doesn't look like much. Tucked away and can be hard to find unless you…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

Next to a horse stable, long...

Next to a horse stable, long walk from subway though parking is available as long as its not a javits center event. overall the place has a wannabe good club feel. The girl I got…

Scores New York

New York, New York

this is truly an exceptional club....

this is truly an exceptional club. While the women are absolutely among the best I've ever seen, you better be prepared to drop loads of dollars in order to get any quality attention. Luckily, I…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

After looking at all of the...

After looking at all of the clubs in the area I chose the Paper Moon due to it's close location to my hotel. I was thoroughly disappointed. Maybe it's because I come from a place…

Foxy Girls

Las Vegas, Nevada

This spot use to be pop/rock...

This spot use to be pop/rock n roll music with white clientele and dancers. It's now a hip hop urban strip club. If you like that sort of thing this is the club for you!…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Place looks like it should be...

Place looks like it should be condemned from the outside. Parking lot mostly empty with just two beater cars parked crooked. Only reason I decided to give it a try was because they…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

I got here around 9pm on...

I got here around 9pm on a Saturday. The parking lot is pretty well lit and even though the place is in a secluded area it seems safe. Upon entering it the bouncer was pretty…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I've probably been to every SC...

I've probably been to every SC in New Orleans (about 15 altogether)- some many times over, others hardly ever. When on Bourbon, I usually make a pass through all my favorite spots, strip club or…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

This place was alright. The prices...

This place was alright. The prices were a little higher for the area considering that the location was a little dull. I would only go back because it is the only place available for people…

Sidewinders

Lawton, Oklahoma

My first trip to Sidewinders will...

My first trip to Sidewinders will also be my last. The club itself is dark and felt more like an old industrial building than a club. It had a cage that appeared to rarely get…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

I went there about 10:30pm on...

I went there about 10:30pm on a Sunday. There were a good amount of people there surprisingly. Cover was $5 and there was an option to buy monthly pass for $9, I think. <br> <br> Went…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

We checked inside most of the...

We checked inside most of the clubs on Bourbon Street, meaning free admission and buying a drink. Not a lot of pretty girls anywhere tonight. Penthouse Club was our last stop…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

On my recent trip to Michigan,...

On my recent trip to Michigan, I visited Players, the second club I will be reviewing this time. I go way back with Players and I have been an eye-witness to its many transformations.…

The Diamond Lodge

Rootstown, Ohio

I went back again and they...

I went back again and they have some new meat. plenty of girls there to suit whatever you would like.I was very pleased to see them hiring some new people. an old favorite of mine…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

I’ve read numerous review over the...

I’ve read numerous review over the past few years praising the day shift experience at Cowboys, often naming specific dancers who are always portrayed as eager to please. I’ve tried to duplicate the described…

Silver Rain

Detroit, Michigan

Ye gods!! Somebody has just thrown...

Ye gods!! Somebody has just thrown thousands of dollars down the rathole to open this place. I stopped in on a Friday evening to check it out. It had to be getting better…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

I was actually intending to go...

I was actually intending to go to Hollywood Show Club, but my GPS receiver took me here. Instead of continuing to look for HSC, I stopped in here to check it out.<br> The place looked…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

This club looks much larger on...

This club looks much larger on the outside than it really is. It is very dark inside, which works to the advantage of the dancers, most of whom were in the 5 range on the…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

I like this place, stop in...

I like this place, stop in whenever I come by this way, cozy & right off the freeway, girls are friendly and give good full-contact LDs. LD area is open (so no extras).…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

This was my 2nd time visiting...

This was my 2nd time visiting Diamonds, the first time on a Thursday night and this time on Sunday night. You can get a free admission pass anywhere on the ground leading up to the…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I'd been thinking of visiting this...

I'd been thinking of visiting this place years ago after a friend told me it was 2-way touch. Tonight my other friend and I had a first visit. $12 cover, $7 non-alcoholic drink (barmaid…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Plenty of girls to go around....

Plenty of girls to go around. The place was packed on Tuesday night, that is when the club has specials going on with 2 dollar drinks and 2 lap dances for $25. I saw a…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

this review is from a visit...

this review is from a visit about 5 days before the raid, so take hat into consideration. went on a Sat afternoon and place was busier than usual - about 6-8 girls and 8-10…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

It's hard to argue with a...

It's hard to argue with a 5 dollar cover and 2 dollar beer specials. Dancers were all hot and topless lap dances range from 25 on up to way expensive. It's not the…

Lipstix Gentlemen's Club

Deer Park, New York

I went on a weekday because...

I went on a weekday because of there flyers advertising music and good dancers etc.. Sounded good decided to go with my friend and we got there there was one couple there and three girls…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Another month, yet again opportunity for...

Another month, yet again opportunity for another timely visit to Shotguns. Fridays are a good night to enjoy some time and then some at Colorado's best adult nightclub. <br> <br> I arrived about 8:30 pm…

Cabaret Topless Sports Bar and Show Girls

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

Cabaret is the only American owned...

Cabaret is the only American owned and operated strip club in Cabo and they love repeat guests and have a super friendly staff, girls drinks are $13 but a cold beer for the boys…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

As part of my semi-annual visit...

As part of my semi-annual visit to Syracuse, besides good Italian eats, I was hard-pressed to pass up the Alpine. I've been to places throughout the US (Portland, Seattle, Miami, Vegas, etc)...some much better, others…

Big Earl's Goldmine

Des Moines, Iowa

In on a Monday night, and...

In on a Monday night, and not very impressed with the 3 black girls working. Two ghetto booty, cow udders for tits, hard sell and pushy babymommas, and one mixed girl with kinda light…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Ok i been looking at the...

Ok i been looking at the reviews of this place and seeing how this is the best club in CT and just wondering... Umm how?? This place sucks so much because they serve mo drinks…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, Pennsylvania

When I was living in Hanover...

When I was living in Hanover this was my goto club. It is a good club for being in a small town. It has always been clean, the staff is friendly. The…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

I returned to this place because...

I returned to this place because I did really enjoy my first visit. What a letdown. Again, I went around 12:30, as that when I have some time. First off, the girls are…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Sunday night. Got there about 10:00. It was rather slow. Things seem to pick up here on the late side - 10:00 to 11:00.<br> <br> When I arrived the manager seemed…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was in Las Vegas for...

I was in Las Vegas for a week on business, and had evenings free to do as I pleased. I did a little research, and my criteria was: I wanted a place that…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

A nice club. Nothing spectacular...

A nice club. Nothing spectacular and fancy regarding the overall layout, but it's clean and easy to scope out the three stages from pretty much an vantage point in the club. The waitresses…

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These things happen but you never think it would happen in your home town

http://kxan.com/2014/06/06/marble-falls-firefighter-booked-on-child-sex-charge/ This happened in my home town. the kicker, i was friends with the perv's brother

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If you decide to not get any more dances from one of your favorites, do you tell

I did not with one. I thought it would be extra drama to do so. not my top favorite anyway. Of course if she persists and asks why not, I will tell her. I doubt she…

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OT Sprinkler technology

All these years and sprinklers still water plenty of concrete. Some things don't change.

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Best Detroit club to have a threesome at?

After discovering Detroit clubs last year, thanks to this board every trip has been a success. I'm thinking of taking it up a notch and lining up a threesome next time I visit. I am more interested in…

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Ever meet a young dancer with no tattoos and she said she didn't want any?

I did last night. She talked me into getting a dance. I probably wouldn't have noticed if she hadn't said anything.

FKK Forum

OT: Will you be watching?

Will any of you guys be watching the World Cup? Good luck to the U.S. You are in a difficult group to get out of. Personally I can't wait. I may be missing the first England game because I'll be at an…

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eXXXotica Expo

Anyone here been to the Exxxotica Expo? Was it worth the ticket price? What is there to do besides meet pornstars and get autographs?

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Trying to get RichStud to break character...

It really isn't healthy to have as much of a hard on for RickDugan as ol' RIchStud has. He seriously needs to focus on something else. My plan is to post weird shit on his threads until he acknowledges me.…

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Would you still visit strip clubs if...

You went 100 years into the future and everyone had their own personal robots. Some of these robots appear like hot females with full sexual capabilities. Would you still visit strip clubs or just buy a few…

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Doctor Who goes to a club...

...and asks when it is appropriate to pull your dick out in a strip club. What do you tell him? Does it matter that he's an alien? Does it matter that he's fictional?

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Blondes

How did that blonde bombshell get to be my avatar?

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Prison time for selling sex acts as clown performance

I don't see what is wrong with this. Women often call my sex acts a clown performance. http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/crime/2014/06/07/naughty-bodies-operator-gets-prison-time/10165193/

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Anyone ever see a cam girl with a Hijab?

I did a few weeks ago and she refused to take it off except for in private. So weird

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Trafficked Cam Girl?

I spent a little time on a cam site tonight. After talking with the girl for a while, I am starting to wonder if she was trying to tell me that she was trafficked. Below is the last…

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Dives: The Good and The Bad

The Good: Dive bars can be incredibly profitable clubs for dancers. Dive bars can also be a great place for customers to find unusually high mileage dances at a reasonable price. Even though most expect dive bars to have less…

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Miseducation of the Black Man--What do Women Want?

OK – I'm bored and there is not much going on TUSCL – thought this was kinda funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhz1cK_f9A

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Older Women

This post does not strictly have to do with strippers. I'm really attracted to women who are middle aged-- late 30s through around late 40s/early 50s or so. I'm not sure why that is--just the way I am (I especially…

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Raise a glass to our missing brothers...

On my thread lamenting the exit of our bud LMN minnow brought up other missing brothers. Alucard -- what can we say about our favorite Vulcan vampire dude. He marched to the beat of his own drummer, and that's pretty frickin'…

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Dimples of Venus

I was admiring a dancer the other night and found myself oddly turned on by her "dimples of Venus" or her butt dimples, those small indentations just above the butt. I've seen a couple of dancers with piercings in…

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Topless Prophet

Here in the mountains of NC we get delayed TV. I just saw Topless Prophet on the tube for the first time. Was wondering if anyone has been to the clubs and tasted the virtues of the dancers featured…

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Dallas 2AMer.

A security guard was shot early Saturday morning at a Northwest Dallas strip club. Dallas police responded to the Onyx Club at the 10500 block of Wire Way shortly before 3 a.m. They discovered the guard shot in the right thigh.…

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Cum in Pants Remorse

Has anyone ever experienced cum in pants remorse? I did not know there was such a thing because though i had cum in my pants several times in the past but the last two times the stripper mentioned something about…

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African-American dancers with blue eyes.

Wednesday afternoon, in one of my favorite clubs, this black chick walks up and says "Hi. Remember me?". No I shake my head and then she tells me her name and I remembered her. It had been 7 years since…

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9's and 10's aka the hottest dancers in the club

Do you TUSCLers try to get dances from the hottest girls in the club? I'm not talking about clubs where the hottest dancer is a 6 or 7. For example with me, I can be in a club where there's a…

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Retired Dancers

Offering P4P to retired dancers. I've tried and not going successfully. I know the plenty o' fish in the sea rule, but sometimes a PL is in mad puppy dog love. All hypothetical of course.

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Dancer Reviews

Am I missing something or is there no place to leave a review of a dancer at a club without posting an entire club review? I just had a great experience with a dancer at one of my favorite clubs…

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41 Commandments of P*ssy

While browsing the web I stumbled into this article about owning the sought after hard-to-tame p*ssy. The guy puts forth 41 commandments. I'd some of them hit target while some were a bit off. What say you? Taken from http://bit.ly/1i9tnXn Out of all of…

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D=Day

I wish I could meet one American soldier who survived that day...and thank him. Soon the greatest generation will be gone.

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Hoochie Coochie

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwUIdCIOJrg

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Missing the lil fella already

Well, well my fellow pervs. The weekend has arrived and, alas, we won't be treated to another post from our bud LMN. I'm sad about that, 'cos the dudes posts were frickin' HI-LAR-EEE-OUS. Well, they are funny if you assume…

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:Blonde Bombshells ll

It's Friday and once again, time for Fuck-Marry-Kill. I apologize for slacking. I've been lazy, with no excuses. On to the show. Today, we will be reviewing 3 Blonde Bombshells- Brooklyn Decker Marrissa Miller Kate Upton Late the games begin.…

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Coincidence?

On Wednesday I made a 25-mile bike ride through Hines Park near Detroit. On Thursday I made a 25-year-old dancer at a Detroit strip club. Coincidence?

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LAX

What are there any good clubs within cab distance of LAX. I am going to be stuck there during a layover at the end of the month. I know COI is the best place to go but may not want…

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Lost my FKK virginity

Just got back from Stuttgart. FKK Paradise is amazing. I have asked Founder to add the club and then I can write a review, those that can't wait PM me with specific questions if you have them.

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OT:RIP Don Zimmer

At the age of 83, Don Zimmer has passed on. "Popeye" was a part of many World Series championship teams and was known for getting thrown by Pedro Martinez.

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How to get to Platinum West?

I just found out that the city of West Columbia is building a new exit near PW so that it'll be much easier to get to the club. However, the road to the club has been blocked off.…

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Canada to Clamp Down on Prostitution?

Canada is proposing to make both the sale and purchase of sex illegal to crack down on "perpetrators and perverts": http://online.wsj.com/articles/canada-proposes-outlawing-purchase-of-sex-1401921824 It looks like Norway is also moving to make the sale of sex illegal whereas only the purchase was illegal until…

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hustler washington park

anyone been here for super hero night?

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Nude Clubs in New Orleans?

The review of the clubs here for New Orleans all say topless. Are there any nude clubs in New Orleans? Are the reviews wrong?

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An "interesting" take on biracial dating

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iz_mVgEzqg

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Interesting things w.r.t. the inner workings of a club

From a recent review by a dancer: "A couple of things I did learn about the club though, girls who walk around topless for their shift avoid a house fee. Girls who walk around full nude get 30$ from the club" The…

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The Real Reason LMN Left TUSCL

http://nypost.com/2014/06/04/two-women-drugged-playboy-then-robbed-his-home/

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Biglaw Partner Really Enjoys Underground Sex Club

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/06/biglaw-partner-really-enjoys-underground-sex-club/

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Slap A Bitch Thursdays

This has got to be one of the best club promos I've seen. Thursday nights at Pure Passion in Memphis, they run an event called "Slap A Bitch." Basically two people get up on stage and take turns bitch slapping…

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NY RANGERS OR L.A. KINGS?

my prediction: rangers will win their first cup in 20 years in 6 games. the kings are warriors, and are possibly the best post season hockey team I've seen in quite a while (bruins included), but 3 straight 7 game…

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Any good chat rooms?

Any good chat rooms that you guys would recommend?

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"Polishing the Knob"

Over the last three nights I had three different dancers perform the act of fellatio upon me. All very nice, but all very different. Night one: my first VIP with this dancer and she agreed to a blowjob for a…

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Dougster's "Don't Ask" System

Since rickdugan, jester2l4, BonedBrother, and zipman68 have all presented their own systems, I feel it's about time for me to finally present my own. This is so people have a wide variety of systems to choose from when strip clubbing. Now…

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Heat or Spurs

Your pick ?

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Hot Or Not: Please Rate And Comment

I'll be posting Dancers on Facebook and other social sites. Please look at them first then you have to do two things: 1) You have to rate it from 1 to 10. That's only use these numbers to rate these dancers/strippers:…

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One reason to not take your S/O to the club with you.

A Texas woman was arrested early Tuesday morning following an altercation with another woman outside Toppers International Showbar on Jackson Street, Athens-Clarke County police said. An officer was on bicycle patrol at about 1:25 a.m. when he saw 31-year-old Alma Delia…

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FKK visits

My first ever visit to an FKK club tomorrow, FKK Paradise. Do I post a review or article about my experiences? Hope to be going to FKK Oase and FKK World next week. Check the websites out guys, they look great.

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In Vero Beach -What is closest but best strip club around?

Thanks for your help.

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Fox News Alert!

A young man crashed his Ferrari into a Miami strip club today. The only injury was a head wound to the driver. So far X-rays of his head reveal nothing. The only clue to his identity was a note on…

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OT: Airport Codes

In a recent thread by farmerart, he was at YEG. I know a lot of airport codes, but I must admit I had to look that one up to determine his location. But I can't find or why it's named…

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Urine Sample?...........WTF!

Further to the recent flurry of discussion threads about booze. Waiting in the departure lounge yesterday at YEG Int'l I noted a newlywed couple enjoying themselves as they waited for the flight to their honeymoon destination. They were laughing and…

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Avoiding the youngsters

For those of you that go looking for OTC action, do you avoid the younger dancers? By younger I mean early twenties. Fine, firm, young, and smoking hot. My experience is these honey's are still in awe over the…

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OT: Philanthropy

Most of us on here waste alot of money and time on strippers and strip clubs. Do any of you put aside some of your money or time toward any philanthropic causes?

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Mom and Dad are super pissed!

So apparently someone from therapy... I mean from my high paying job, figured out who I was from all the pictures I posted to prove my awesome lifestyle. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=29277 Then the story of my awesome life (https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=29121) got back to Mom and…

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Open message to LMN's parents

First off, a message to my fellow pervos. Please don't make the poor lil fella paranoid with jokes about screen shots. His parents probably caught him jackin' it while postin' 'bout hookers an' blow. That made them search his bedroom…

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OT: Seattle approves highest US minimum wage, $15/hour

The Seattle City Council on Monday unanimously approved a $15 hourly minimum wage - the highest in the nation. The ordinance, which phases in the increase over time, passed a committee last week with a few changes. It would take effect…

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Leaving - Need to Delete Posts

Hi I have had fun on this forum. The back and forth banter with members and sharing experiences that I cannot and should not discuss in real world interactions. Unfortunately, due to some issues that arose this weekend after a chain…

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Almost 30, strip club virgin

Yep, the sad truth is that I'm almost 30 and I've never been to a strip club. Luckily, Houston has plenty to explore. Any other dudes start out late like me? If so, any valuable advice?

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TUSCL Meet in Detroit--Update

Over 20 people expressed interest in a TUSCL meet in Detroit, although not all were definite. This is the link to the original post: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=28852 The meeting will be on Friday, July 18, 2014, at the Flight Club, starting at 4:00…

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Phoenix club suggestions

I will be in Phoenix in two weeks and was looking for some club advice. I have been to BSC and Hi-liter and have enjoyed both. I thought BSC had the best looking girls. Are there any…