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OT: Girls of Games of Thrones

http://coed.com/2014/04/02/natalie-dormer-more-girls-of-game-of-thrones-2014-pics/ Catch the season premiere? Thought it was okay, but they need some more naked Khalesi! Crazy how different Emilia Clarke looks from her character.

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Any Tuscl guy memebers have tats?

Don't know if this came up before. I've thought about it, but never have gotten one.

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Nursing home hired strippers for patients: suit

OK. This story is about elderly women and male strippers. But it illustrates how people hate to see the elderly enjoy themselves. "The son of one resident — 85-year-old Bernice Youngblood — was shocked when he showed…

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, Illinois

I made a stop here a...

I made a stop here a few weeks ago and had a great time! There are some really hot dancers here, along with average talent. I noticed their is a lot of variety in the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

The Follies gets so many reviews...

The Follies gets so many reviews that I hesitate to add to the daily communication but I am still thinking about this visit to the club 3 weeks later. I like to frequent the ATL…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

I have been here a few...

I have been here a few times since the new year. $10 for 12 ounce Ribeye plus salad and potatoes, and the drinks were only $5. They said it was part of their…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped by for a visit on...

Stopped by for a visit on a Sunday night after a Pacers game. I printed the coupon from the website and with free well-lit parking, the visit started out well. The club is…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

I went there for a week...

I went there for a week straight , price of beer, drink r cool . dancers r not all good there is just a few 2-3 that r fit and tight but they stay with…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Palazio is one of my favorite...

Palazio is one of my favorite austin clubs. P10 is also great and probably better for a "personal touch." But the girls at Palazio are better looking and $65 bottles on Tues night are a…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Yes, it's true, the price of...

Yes, it's true, the price of the VIP has gone from $25 a dance to $40. Just ridiculous, as the songs are still cut short at about three minutes per. The club, otherwise, is the…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I've been to this club many...

I've been to this club many times and feel like I need to leave a review since the club has changed for the worse. Between 1999 and 2009 I went to this club…

Roxxanne's

Waterloo, Ontario

There weren't that many girls there...

There weren't that many girls there (approx 5). 1 was very talented and super friendly. We got a private group dance from her. I think she was visiting from the GTA.…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Came on a Saturday afternoon. ...

Came on a Saturday afternoon. Apparently dancing on stage doesn't start until 2pm so it's really just making conversation and having to say yes to dances before you've seen the goods. There's very…

Buck Wild's

Los Angeles, California

Came in on a slow night....

Came in on a slow night. No cover. Went straight to the bar to get a drink. The bar is well lit thankfully and there are some flat screen tvs hanging from…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

My homie wanted to go to...

My homie wanted to go to this club because he had seen it and wanted to check it out. I agreed, though I really wanted to go to Dallas Cab. We get there and there…

Grind (Oasis)

Portland, Oregon

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon....

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon. Haven't been to the club since it's renovations. The new interior was nice, but the bouncer at the door had a metal detector wand and waved me down as…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Needed to update my review on...

Needed to update my review on this club. My original review was of this place based on some visits in early 2013. I went last week and tonight to cheeks. When I…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

First time here in a while...

First time here in a while so thought I would review. I decided to go after hearing all the remodel hype. While the chairs and carpet are new, the dancers are unfortunately not.…

Plan B

Los Angeles, California

I came in. Was pretty empty....

I came in. Was pretty empty. There was a bar and some tables. I sat at a table. A drop dead gorgeous girl, latina of some kind, sat next to me. Talked about how good…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Well my 1st visit here and...

Well my 1st visit here and I felt like I was walking into the 4th dimension! Walked in to a bar area with a lady at a register selling stuff like a mini7-11. U go…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Stopped in early afternoon on a...

Stopped in early afternoon on a weekday. I know that's far from prime time, but years back when I was local I used to drop in around the same time and be greeted with a…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

I visited Stars on a weeknight...

I visited Stars on a weeknight around 11pm. On this night, there were only 5 dancers or so, which is less than the usual 10-15 I have seen before, especially around the weekend.…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

Went their on a saturday night,...

Went their on a saturday night, the place was very empty only 2 other people in their seemed to be a few dancers. The price is decent for a walk in no pressure to have…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went here on a Monday...

I went here on a Monday around 6pm. There is adequate parking on the street behind the club. Place is small with on stage and a small bar. Bar tender was cute with huge melons.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

The more I go here, the...

The more I go here, the less I enjoy it. First of all, the waitress's are other level annoying. You'll honestly have to tell at least 5 different ones "no" twice before they stop…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

ok, so i am fully participating...

ok, so i am fully participating in the boycott of the HL, led by a TUSCL member that i am not sure i can mention his name.... this is a good idea - stay away…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Another night of debauchery at Hong...

Another night of debauchery at Hong Kong. Parked behind the Jack in A Box and walked across the border. Arrived at around 8. Paid 5 dollars and went in. After I got a couple…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Ok, second visit was better than...

Ok, second visit was better than the first. I previously described the layout of the club, which I wont go into this time. The girls were what made the difference. A lot…

Glimmers

Portland, Oregon

This place reminds me of the...

This place reminds me of the show "Bar Rescue". First of all I ordered a beer and it was rancid. The keg must have been 1 year old. Asked for another beer and was charged…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

I stopped by around 6am to...

I stopped by around 6am to check this place out. Physically, the club is absolutely gorgeous. It's large and spacious, with several stages and a few different seating areas. The dancers varied, but most were…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Was in Nashville on Saturday night...

Was in Nashville on Saturday night so decided to check out this club, despite my understanding of the shortcomings of Nashville clubs. The club was pretty crowded that night, almost to the point of making…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

This is my second review of...

This is my second review of Blackjacks. The club serves food during the day and the food is quite good. Tuesday , hamburgers (which are good) are $2.00 The girls always vary in quality.…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

I finally made it to this...

I finally made it to this club. I've been wanting to check it out since it had some favorable reviews. Now walking in I didn't expect much since it was a Monday afternoon.…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Arrived late on a Friday afternoon....

Arrived late on a Friday afternoon. Cover was cheap, $3. Interior was cheap-strip-club shabby, not glamorous looking at all. I sat down and a server took my order quickly. I just ordered a soda, which…

Dreams Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

From what it looks like this...

From what it looks like this is a newly renovated club. The location actual came up as a different name on most gps's. The area is about a block away from the boardwalk. Easy a…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Early Tuesday afternoon visit. No cover....

Early Tuesday afternoon visit. No cover. 10 or so girls, fewer patrons. Most of the girls were friendly and seemed willing to sit a chat, but none were really my type. Nearly all were a…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

This is an updated version of...

This is an updated version of the old Nikitas. I was surprised to find a full bar now and the bartender explained that they weren't a "nude bar" like the old Nikitas and therefore they…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

This is our "go to" strip...

This is our "go to" strip club. Anytime we (my wife and I) are in the mood we head here. We were seated just at the end of the runway. It's a…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Went here on a Tuesday afternoon,...

Went here on a Tuesday afternoon, wasnt expecting much because nighttime is when everything happens. There were about 3 decent looking girls on stage and roaming around, none of them seemed too excited to be…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

This club is great. I've been...

This club is great. I've been to my number of strip clubs in NJ and this one beats all. Im astonished at the quality of dancers they have. Alot of these girls (especially on Friday…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

BML continues to remodel slowly, but...

BML continues to remodel slowly, but is becoming a more comfortable environment than my previous visits. Each time I visit there seems to be progress in the clubs decor which makes me feel less…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Brief afternoon visit recently. Not much...

Brief afternoon visit recently. Not much has changed. Energy level in the place is low in the afternoon. Girls just going through the motions. Not many smiles. They will come sit with you and won't…

Pacers

San Diego, California

High quality dancers, however neither of...

High quality dancers, however neither of the stages are very big nor are the ceilings very high. This really doesn't allow the dancers to do anything impressive on the pole. My biggest turn off at…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I finally made it back to...

I finally made it back to this venerable old Atlanta strip club after a several year absence. I was going to this place back in the 70's when they first started pushing to go all…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

I stopped in for a quick...

I stopped in for a quick beer during the week after work. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of girls working. I stopped going for a while because it was the same dancers all…

T. U. Club

Fort Worth, Texas

4/7/2014 Was in the area decided to...

4/7/2014 Was in the area decided to go by had been a long time. About the same girls one older Asian girl not too bad looking, the blonde with tooth missing, (but she had her hair…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I don't always watch baseball on...

I don't always watch baseball on tv, but when i do, this seems like a reasonable place to do it. It is not at all a sports bar, and there is no volume on the…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Stopped by on a Wednesday night....

Stopped by on a Wednesday night. The place was actually fairly busy with a busload of early twenty somethings celebrating a birthday. There were probably about 10-12 dancers. I did notice that most…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Not sure why the rating for...

Not sure why the rating for this club has been trending down in recent months. It is what's it's always been- an adequate club, with adequate value, and adequate girls. It's not 4play, but you…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This used to be one of...

This used to be one of my favorite places for a while through early last year. Its been more than a year since I went last though. The place is still the same..very laid back…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

After working for a long time...

After working for a long time decided to stop in. What a downer. Might of been the time and day that I went but it was slow. Pasties. PASTIES! PASTIES! They've gone too far with…

"D" Spot Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Went there with my buddies. Place...

Went there with my buddies. Place was slow with many of the girls sitting down with their regulars. The dances on stage were exciting to view. Lots of new faces. Prices for drinks still a…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Went in to another club ...

Went in to another club before visiting Lust needless to say the other place was dead. The only dancers working we're either stone cold hustlers or ladies that, shall we say, should consider another…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Came in on Monday afternoon to...

Came in on Monday afternoon to be surprised by the number of girls working that day. Lots to pick from with a variety for all wants and needs. Not many customers at that time but…

The Brick House Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

I visited to this club for...

I visited to this club for the first time with a couple of my buddies on a Thursday night. No cover charge. There was a small stage to the left after you came in and…

Grand Daddy's Gentlemen's Club

Schofield, Wisconsin

Stopped by on a friday night....

Stopped by on a friday night. Was a $5 cover. When you walk in it looks like one of the nicest strip clubs in northern wisconsin. Went to the bar and ordered…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

This is by far my favorite...

This is by far my favorite club in the Eugene/Springfield area. Although the club itself is not very big, the high mileage and the variety of the dancers are the reasons that you should check…

XTC

Fort Worth, Texas

XTC is a beautiful club although...

XTC is a beautiful club although the artificial???? smoke is pretty thick. Beautiful DANCERS OF ALL TYPES FROM THIN, SKINNY TO LOVELY FLESHY PAWGS. one thick white girl particularly has my attention....beautiful rear. nice…

Diamond Jim's

Whitehall, Ohio

Stopped in hoping for a taste...

Stopped in hoping for a taste of the late, lamented Blue Diamond. It isn't that, but it's a reasonable amount of fun for a reasonable amount of money. It is much cleaner and in better…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Read so much about this joint...

Read so much about this joint that I had to check it out. It is the definition of "ghetto". The place is in a very tough neighborhood, and is a real dump. The bar is…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was there on a Thursday night...

Was there on a Thursday night a few weeks ago. My buddies and I took the free limo and went in through the back entrance, saving on transportation and cover charge. I had…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

This was a spontaneous trip from...

This was a spontaneous trip from Downtown Toronto. Was in the area for business. Next time, I'm staying near here. The place is easy to find off the highway. Just a couple of turns past a…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Stopped in on a Wednesday nite...

Stopped in on a Wednesday nite around 7:30pm and paid the cover of $8. The club is located in a shopping center and has a brightly lit sign. It has a very upscale…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Went here with a group of...

Went here with a group of friends around midnight. They had mandatory valet parking but just had to tip the valet. There was a $10 cover charge. It was very crowded inside but after about…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I went in last Wednesday at...

I went in last Wednesday at around 4:30pm to avoid sitting in traffic. Both stages were going which one dancer told me meant that there was at least 9 dancers working at the time.…

Paradise City

Lexington, Kentucky

$5 cover on the way in. I...

$5 cover on the way in. I haven't been here since it was Paradise City. They've cleaned and spruced up a bit since then, particularly in the private dance area. Not luxury or classy, but nice…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

This place is very classy. It...

This place is very classy. It feels out of place in Lexington; more so nearly outside of town where it is. There must be more money roundabout these parts than I thought. I actually think…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I've been to Sinsaysionals and I...

I've been to Sinsaysionals and I loved it. I mean how can you go wrong with $5.00 lap dances. Anyway, I heard Ebony Inn was in the same vein so I figured I'd try it…

Hot Laps Sports Bar

Louisville, Ohio

Hadn't been here for probably a...

Hadn't been here for probably a year or more but had heard business has picked up a bit. A buddy and I stopped by about 10pm on a Friday night. There were about 6 girls…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

Finally got to check out foxy's....

Finally got to check out foxy's. I had been told to check out this place by some friends. I stopped by on a Saturday night. There were well over 15 dancers working. The dancers ranged…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Two stages, three poles, comfy seating...

Two stages, three poles, comfy seating around the main stage, and at least a few hot girls on every shift. There are a lot of regulars who attend, so it may be hard to…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

I went on 4/1/14 for my...

I went on 4/1/14 for my first time. I was the only customer there at 11:00pm. I walked in and upstairs where the guy gave me instructions on what to do. I had to pay…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

I went to the Crazy Horse...

I went to the Crazy Horse (Port Allen) on a Monday afternoon. Recently there had been a pretty good selection of girls in the afternoons, but on this day, there were only about 5 girls…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Can't wait Til renovations are finished!...

Can't wait Til renovations are finished! The one thing I love about this club is it's coziness because it's not enormous. I hope the renovations and addition to club doesn't take away from the…

Bare Fax

Ottawa, Ontario

After having visited here a few...

After having visited here a few times now, it's become pretty clear that an atmosphere of hustling and scamming by dancers both exists and is fully tolerated at this club. I've not had a single visit…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited Follies one evening a...

I visited Follies one evening a while back. I was sorely disappointed, as I should have read the reviews more closely. Follies in the day (12-5) is a completely different club from Follies…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

On a busier Friday or Saturday...

On a busier Friday or Saturday night, this is the easiest club I've yet been in to get drink service, as the waitresses always politely check with you, and also to get dances with your…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Nice club, seems to have been...

Nice club, seems to have been recently renovated. Nice furniture, good lighting and sound system. Friendly staff. The main problem on a recent Tuesday evening was the 2:1 customer-dancer ratio. As…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

With baseball season just underway, I...

With baseball season just underway, I think a metaphor is apt to describe the legendary Follies: This club epitomizes the quintessential five-tool player. Fielding: Two stages, "Boardwalk" to the right as you enter and "Park Place" to the…

Club Risque

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

It would be generous to call...

It would be generous to call this a neighborhood club. It's a slightly scary joint to walk into, dark and more than a little dingy. It's the kind of place where all the…

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How often are strippers really fat?

I see in a lot of reviews people saying the girls are fat or overweight. When I think fat I think borderline obese. Now, I don't have years of strip clubbing experience but by now I've been to a few.…

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Hey shadowcat

Will follies bee extra crowded this week cause of the masters or will it bee business as usual?

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Club Lighting

I'm i'm noticing more and more clubs or darker inside. My theory is that so men cannot take videos of girls on stage. That being said I totally understand but it's hard to Even see them on stage nowadays !…

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Entering the mind of a dancer

is something I wish I could do. I don't make threads often, but I want to vent about this. Let me first say that I realize these girls have to put up with a lot. They have to talk to dudes…

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My First Ignore

It's been over a year since I've joined this mystical, mythological, and magical site. During this time, I have yet to place anybody on ignore. Alas, somebody has to be the first. Ladies and Gentlemen, let's put your…

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How would you classify customers in the club? PL's...etc

How would you classify customers in the club if you could put them into buckets? Other than PL, I'm not even sure how to name a category. 1. PL 2. Lookers (ain't spending a dime) 3. Partiers (just getting drunk) 4. Dances only 5. Nut…

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Ch-ch-Changes...

Given the chance, what would you change about your favorite club(s)?

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OT: UConn vs. Kentucky...

Cheerleaders, that is. Haven't followed the tourney so making my pick on the hotness of the cheerleaders. I give UConn a slight edge. How about you? http://collegecheerheaven.blogspot.com/2014/04/cheerleaders-of-final-four-kentucky.html http://collegecheerheaven.blogspot.com/2014/04/cheerleaders-of-final-four-connecticut.html (Of course, if this method really worked, Florida Gators would be…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Two words: weird club. I'm not...

Two words: weird club. I'm not from Vegas, I was just visiting and the cab driver recommended treasures. Big mistake. First of all the outside is way too much for a strip club. It looks…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

After a long absence I decided...

After a long absence I decided to head back to my favorite club on, well, a Sunday afternoon. Yeah, I know it's not fair to judge a club based on a Sunday afternoon, but I…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

This is an amazing place if...

This is an amazing place if you are interested in getting a lot from the girls and you don't want to spend a fortune. I started with a couple of lap dances and the girl was…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

I had pretty low expectations. It...

I had pretty low expectations. It was a Wednesday night, not that late, like 9 or so, and the last couple times I'd been in were disappointing. But it had been a few months, so…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Walked in a little before 11...

Walked in a little before 11 pm. Just three dancers -- Jasmine, Whitney and Jessica -- but that's not a bad three dancers. It could have been a lot worse. Not exactly overrun with customers…

Platinum Diamonds

Monroe, North Carolina

This club has been knocked to...

This club has been knocked to the ground - no need to stop here again. I stopped by on my way into Charlotte looking for a quick dance, but the club has been demolished since…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

I visited this club last time...

I visited this club last time I was in Houston. Although it was about 30 minutes from my hotel, I was glad to have made the trip. Parking was $5 and secure.…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

This club remains my sure thing....

This club remains my sure thing. Even if Lusty's is a waste of time and I don't have time to get out to Jen's Den, I know I can find some fun here. Had such…

Angels Cabaret

Anaheim, California

I was in the area, and...

I was in the area, and recall hearing about this club by word of mouth. What I didn't recall was the friend suggesting it, and their flirtation with divvy sports bars. This is a dive, but,…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

So, I still don't get why...

So, I still don't get why this club gets all the props. I was there on a Sunday afternoon -- maybe this was the problem -- but it was a fairly pathetic scene. There were probably…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went on a Monday afternoon for...

Went on a Monday afternoon for a quick visit with a friend. This was my 2nd time here, had a great time last time. Didn't see my lap dance partner from my last visit,…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Door staff was nice. You walk...

Door staff was nice. You walk downstairs and pay $20 cover or I'm pretty sure there are guys handing out free passes on the street sometimes. Around 1am it was packed. Lots of girls, mixing…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club recently and this is the first ever visit to a club. I found this to be very interesting and the girls were very cute. I had fun in visiting…

The Landing Strip

Tulsa, Oklahoma

After Escapades burned down, the owner...

After Escapades burned down, the owner of that club took over The Landing Strip. Since then, it's stayed mainly the same, but I don't feel like it's as good as it was. Maybe I've grown…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Was in town on business and...

Was in town on business and dropped by on a Friday night. The place was pretty busy but super packed. Plenty of girls per patron. The cob is a pretty standard…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Not sure what's going on with...

Not sure what's going on with this club. From the outside, it seems to be a really nice place. The decor and food (we had a meal there, and it was damn good) is great.…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Strolling downtown denver Sunday evening going...

Strolling downtown denver Sunday evening going nowhere in particular. Last week at la boheme some bum was telling me about the "nude joint" around the corner, speaking of diamond. Well as luck would have it…

The Men's Gallery

Melbourne, Victoria

Cover cost around $10 but it...

Cover cost around $10 but it goes up to $20 after 9pm I think. There are 2 levels. The bottom floor has 3 tables (1 that has 2 girls dancing on it and the other…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Stopped by on a Sunday night....

Stopped by on a Sunday night. Personally my favorite night to go as there is not a lot of crowd. As recently discussed there is reconfiguration of the lap dance area.…

The Pony

Starkville, Mississippi

The club itself is not fancy...

The club itself is not fancy or high end but not nasty either. Considering it's location, there is nothing else within a couple hour drive. It's worth visiting for a topless club. The cover…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Rare Friday evening visit for and...

Rare Friday evening visit for and I showed up too early i.e. 7pm when the club is a bit dead. It was rocking by 8pm and of course they had a nice variety of…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

Stopped at Desiree's on the way...

Stopped at Desiree's on the way back from a Cavs game. Walked in the door and everyone was sitting at the back bar. There were two girls there who were talking to the…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Went to the Gold Club as...

Went to the Gold Club as I have enjoyed it here before. The club was pretty sparse today. About 8 customers and around 4 or 5 dancers. They have a 2 dollar…

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Do you hit your brakes to attempt to dodge any wild animal crossing the road lat

I hit my brakes last night just narrowly avoiding a raccoon. I was on the lookout for deer because I spotted 2 standing beside the road just minutes earlier. I didn't notice any thump under my wheels…

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Would you consider getting a dance from a very hot dancer with very small tits?

I did last week. She paid a lot of attention to me the other night. If she got implants, I think she would be a solid 9 but she still looks quite good without implants. I had…

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Papi_Chulo for President!

Papi_Chulo for President! Damn that boy did a fine job of putting reviews together for lots of Atlanta clubs. Just look at his reviews and the nice four sections he has the reviews divided into so you can…

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Ewww, you came on me

At a club known for dancers to try to get the guy off from grinding in the dance room (LDK), a new dancer got pissed at me and went to the bouncer....who said nothing when I walked by him and…

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Ever turned down a dance from a good looking dancer because you know her tits ar

I did the other night. Plus I know she probably wanted a little bit more money than most dancers. Rock hard tits are not my favorite even though they may look just fine.

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Step Aside RickyBoy and jester2l4! Here is the Best System Yet!

Ok, let me start first by saying I really admire jester2l4 because he has passive aggressive personality disorder just like me, as have generations of those in my family. It's very common among us poor white trash types here in…

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Just Because I Brag About Greasing Bouncers Doesn't Mean I'm Gay!

Does it?

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The niggerization of TUSCL continues.

I look at TUSCL today and what do I see? Noting but juicebox69 talking to himself. Oh CrazyJoe chimes in with his usual "shit" or "fuck". He has a pretty limited vocabulary but then so does juice so it doesn't…

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A poll

Should I take hotstuff69babi too the miley cyrus concert when she performs at the palace? #OnlyTheBest4TheBest #ILoveSpoilingHotStuff

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Follies

I think I am going to make a trek out there sometime this week...of course not at night! I hope too maybe meet some of y'all in person everybody seems like great people in here #ILoveFollies

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A Real Rainstorm

Making it rain is not common in the upscale, mostly white clubs I visit in the Detroit area. But yesterday I saw a real rainstorm. When I arrived in the club, a single dancer was on stage. She was…

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Suggestions for Tampa, FL

I lived in Tampa for a short time several years ago and frequented the clubs then. But its been 3 years now and that's an eternity for a club! I'm visting Tampa for a week and looking for…

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Are You a Juice Alias?

Identify yourselves!

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Get sick or sore throats

Anybody ever get sick or sore throats from hooking up with females? #GettingSickIsTheWorst

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Hello bored

Long Time lurker 1st time contributer. Just wanted too say hello and once I figure out how too use this bored I will upload some pictures and reviews. God bless everyone

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OT: True Detective

Well, I just finished watching the entire first season of "True Detective". I only decided to watch it after hearing various people say "it's probably the best thing ever in the history of television". Hmmm....it was okay. Even good.…

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Queef

Have you ever had a dancer queef during a lap dance? I was recently getting a lap dance and after she let me finger her for a few minutes, when she turned around she let out a few nice…

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PREFER THE MOST: CUMMING ON ASS OR FACE?

I'm guessing that most guys prefer to cum on a girl's face, but I actually prefer shooting loads on the ass. it's more satisfying and ball draining to me and just flat out real intense.

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so many turds

So little time

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Non-dance activity during a lap dance

I was sitting against the wall in one of my favorite clubs the other day waiting for a favorite dancer to come see me. I was passing the time between watching a girl twirl around the pole on the main…

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Alutard is a Complete Faggot!

Title says it all!

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Final Question? Inquiring minds wanna know.

I am obviously bored today awaiting the basketball games to start. Question: Who gave you the best blow job ever? The ATF best roll your eyes into the back of your head in ecstasy kind of thing. a). Your wife? b). Your girlfriend? c). Your…

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Does anyone get past a ladies' rack?

Does anyone besides me get a rush from a hot set of female abs? Not necessarily from some female bodybuilder on steroids, but visions from a finely toned work of art. Miesha Tate has probably the best abs that I have…

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Where Did It All Start?

Where did it all start? Well, besides sucking on your mama's boob at feeding time? I remember being in grade school and finding a magazine that had nude photos of Ursula Andress while a couple of us playing (building forts)…

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Porn Stars in Clubs

I have been going to clubs off and on for a long time and I have only seen two porn star shows in all that time. The first was in a Chicago club with two Penthouse Pets and they did…

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She no longer drinks with me at the club

The other night, a girl who I used to spend time with let me know, almost as soon as she sat down, that she is not drinking anymore. She then launched into a monologue about how much better she feels…

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OT: Wrestlemania XXX

Will the Undertaker's streak continue? Will Daniel Bryan get his title shot? Will John Cena triumph over the Wyatt family? and who will be Divas champ? I'll be watching with my son on the new WWE Network - at $9.99 a month, which…

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Off topic. Tax court sides with IRS, only one rollover per taxpayer allowed in

I just read this today. It sucks for anyone caught unaware even though it sounds like the IRS won't enforce it for a year except for the people who lost their case in court. http://www.marketwatch.com/story/ira-rollover-ruling-stuns-advisers-and-savers-2014-04-04 Why can't our politicians pass a law allowing…

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Just reading reviews for Derriere's at Myrtle Beach, did the club piss off a law

Just wondering if anyone who lives there knows what is going on. The last review said two sheriff deputies will greet you at the door. I'm wondering what the heck is going on. My visit last fall I didn't see any…

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Paying for sex vs. "paying" for "free" sex

What are the relative economic benefits of: a) a straight forward "pay for play" arrangement with a sexually uninhibited woman (escort, AMP or stripper)-- to be fair, you need to also think about the risks associated with the arrangement (legal…

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Stripper with a heart of gold. Huh?

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/06/automobiles/autoreviews/stripper-with-a-heart-of-gold.html

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Porn Star Layla Monroe

If y'all didn't know, I have a sweet tooth for chocolate. I frequent the LA black clubs once a month or so. This new porn star Layla Monroe is reDONKilously thick chocolate girl. In her pornos, she always says she's…

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Some More Reviews From The Ladies

It's always good to see reviews from our sisters, both dancers and patrons. Avatar nyasweet26 Prop nyasweet26 Ignore nyasweet26 Send Private Message to nyasweet26 Joined: Aug 2012 Clubs Reviewed: 6 Total Reviews: 6 Fritz That's It 710 Katella Ave Anaheim, California 92805 Reviewed on: April…

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guess what?guess what? guess what?

The fiveth dentist finally caved. Now they all recommend Trident

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Speaking of hoodies.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/03/bar-refaelis-racy-muppet-ad-banned-in-israel-during-primetime/?intcmp=obnetwork

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Atlanta stripper found dead alongside road.

26 year-old Angela Rabottle a.k.a Climax was found dead on the side of the road in Atlanta. Rabottle has been missing since March 26, 2014 and her family and friend has been on search to find the known Atlanta stripper.…

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Ban Dugly!

Who here besides me hates things they can't control? Like Dugly and his hundreds of multiple aliases? I've tried to drive him off by spazzing out and say illogical and hyperbolic shit that even I don't believe. But it doesn't work.…

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Tropical Lei

Hey IE club goers, I just moved to the Inland Empire area and I've been to Tropical a couple times. I love black strippers so I have had dances with Isis and Megan. I stopped by last week and there…

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$$$$$$$ & /in Politics !

The Right leaning Supreme Court strikes again. MORE power to the Billionaires.

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Real Men Drink and Drive

Ok, so you see it's like this. There are certain people who studied the matter and came to the conclusion that .08 should be the legal limit for BAC after which one should not drive. Well, let me tell you…

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For you tatoo lovers

See my profile photo "Birds in the bush".

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Hey Alucard

Why is your hate list the first thing you put back on your profile? It's half the board! I'm sorry for ragging on you, but see how you are?

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Please could you tell me if my revenge for an errotic massage is too harsh?

Hello, some of you might remember me, i posted on here few weeks ago about whether it is common to visit Asian massage parlors. Well ever since i discovered by Bf's infidelity i have made up my mind that i…

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Rickboydugan

Which one is the real mccoy and which one is the evil twin?

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Which Do You Prefer?

Strippers or bouncers? I prefer bouncers because my success rate with strippers is so low (only 35%), but I find that bouncers are almost always willing to let me grease them. My favorite time was when I greased this one bouncer…

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OT;Play Ball!

Once again, Baseball season is back. I know for some of y'all, it might be a little early in the season to even care about Baseball. Not me. I got my tickets for the Dodgers home opener…

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Palm Beach 2AMer

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. —The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office confirmed Thursday morning that a man accused in an overnight shooting is now behind bars. The shooting happened just after midnight at a strip club called Sugar Daddy's, just off South…

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I Don't Pay Hookers For Sex...

...I will, however, pay strippers for sex.

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Flowers

As many of us know, flowers are almost always appreciated by the ladies. I can vouch that flowers have either gotten me out of the doghouse or into the panties. Now, this is limited to civie gals.…

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Radiation from cell phones linked to erectile dysfunction

I don't ever carry mine. http://www.naturalnews.com/044545_cell_phones_radiation_erectile_dysfunction.html

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First trip to Follies

I haven't been on this website in a minute, but felt compelled to share my experience at follies. First of all, I'm 20 and technically shouldn't be allowed in any strip club in Georgia unless I'm employed there.…

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Ft hood. Again.

Damn that work place violence! No war or terrorists here!

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Evidence Checklist?

For the Tusclers who have reasons to dispose of evidence from the SC: what items do you purge from your wallet/clothes/phone/body after a trip? Here's my typical checklist- Excess Singles ATM Receipts Hair Strands Perfume Last GPS Destination What's yours?

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Phoenix for a night

Hi all, I will be in Phoenix for a Thursday night and I will be staying close to the airport. I will also not have a car and will be cabbing it. That being said which club do you suggest I…

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ot:what the hell

Im minding my own business using the restroom when some fat dumbfuck comes in stomping and talking loud. Next thing I know he does a karate kick and kicks open the door to the stall I am in! Wtf? I…

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OT: Just for fun

I saw a picture of a baby hippopotamus. It looks like a cross between an armadillo and a dog Lol.

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Dancer: "I'm new. Got any pointers?"

So what would you tell her?

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Top Club Lists

I'm not sure if this has been discused before, but the top ten clubs lists on this site are seriously screwed up. Just a couple of examples: “Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party” is listed as the third best strip club…

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Where Do Strippers Find Their Boyfriends?

Of course here.... https://m.flickr.com/#/photos/23784583@N08/5212451184/sizes/m/

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Kaley Cuoco Calls Breast Implants The 'Best Thing I've Ever Done'

Kaley, a star of "The Big Bang Theory," "affirmed that she had implants done at age 18, calling them the 'best decision she ever made.'" In your face, breast implant haters! http://www.starpulse.com/news/Kevin_Blair/2014/04/01/kaley_cuoco_calls_breast_implants_the_

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April Fools winner!

My vote for the best April 1 post goes to: Follies Raid by Timbuck12 Anyone got anything better? I didn't think so.

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Does this sound like a shill review?

Reviews of Blue Zebra Cabaret, North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret 6872 Farmdale Ave North Hollywood, California 91605 Avatar Kendrajordan Prop Kendrajordan Ignore Kendrajordan Send Private Message to Kendrajordan Joined: Jul 2012 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1 Reviewed…

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Headed to Minneapolis!

This Detroit boy is headed to Minneapolis MN this weekend! Any suggestions on the clubs to visit or not visit! We all know what happens in the Detroit clubs what do you get in Minny! Any tips are greatly appreciated!!