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Celeb Jihad

zipman68
the speed force!
Have any of you pervs seen http://www.celebjihad.com?

That shit is frickin' hi-LAR-EEE-OUS. Mostly celeb fakes with a few real pic thrown in. But the commentary...

Imagine if Juice wasnt completely over the edge and he decided to imitate a Muslim dude that gals about shit like Kat Dennings wanting a virile Muslim man's tunic snake up her tit valley. But then going on to assert she would be righteously stoned (and I'm presuming that does not imply righteous weed...which would be coo-el) by said Muslim man.

My favorite was from a story about Katy Perry farting on a fan who was dying from an infected vagina or something.

"After Katy got done spewing her noxious butt bubbles on Suzy, Katy told her that whenever her affliction got her down she should just sniff her hand, and the faint stench of sulfur and P.F. Chang's should remind Suzy that part of Katy will be right there with her fighting until the bitter end."

Substitute KFC for PF Chang's and it is pure Juice.

Check that shit out for some lulz, then come back here and read reviews my brothers.

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