What would you say if a stripper wore THIS in the club?

I am not a pathologist.

"Show me your pussy" :)

That takes guts

Who is that supposed to turn on anyway? Maybe Hannibal Lecter!

Maybe Slim Goodbody would dig her.

'I can see right through you' ?

she doesn't do lap dances, she's an organ grinder

I'd say she has a lot of guts.

That's cool, but I prefer my strippers to wear less. A G-string and heels are all I desire to see on the dancing girls.

I would have to do a double take on that. it was cool

doubt that would ever happen. I did however spend a good hour looking through that tumblr site and there is some all star camel toe on there.

Checklist of things I expected to see here:

'Guts' pun: Check
Slim Goodbody reference: Check

My work here is done.

Yuck. That would not make me want dances...

Remember guys....it's what's on the inside that counts!

Take it off!