Former tennis star Monica Seles is engaged to marry Tom Golisano. The 72 year old billionaire is the former owner of the Buffalo Sabres of the NHL. Seles is 40.
Seles was always my favorite player. I thought she was an über babe.
Let's do the math. He is 32 older than she is. I'm only 25 years older than my ATF. That works out - the only problem is that I'm not a billionaire.
Do ya think Seles will GRUNT on her wedding night?
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last comment"There might be hope for me". Dream on my friend ... and btw I have good deal on bridge in Brooklyn for you and only you!
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Golisano is worth $2.1 Billion (forbes.com) What's your net worth MH?
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In these cases I always wonder if dude wasn't wealthy, but just had an ordinary income, if the girl would still be interested in him. And, these marriages don't seem to last very long.
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I think that you have a good chance. Now that you know what she is, you can always argue price later. :)
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Club_Goer: "In these cases I always wonder if dude wasn't wealthy, but just had an ordinary income, if the girl would still be interested in him. "
What's to wonder about? Clearly no.
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Gee, I just remembered a girl told me I could be a gigalo in Florida. I was 25, didn't appeal to me. I wonder if I could have made a lot off those older rich married women. Too late now!
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I like your chances, motorhead.
As one of the great tuscl gurus always says........'Just ask.'
Much more likely old Golisano will be doing the grunting on the wedding night.
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Unless he's into bdsm - in that case she will grunt every time she slaps him!
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Dream big, motorhead !
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motor, the key word is 'billionaire'.
This reminds me of Ricky Gervais speaking during the golden globe awards one time. He said "when she was asked why she married Hugh Hefner, she said because he lied about his age, he said he was 94".
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Motor...If you were a billionaire, porn star endowed, better looking, she was drunk, and it was closing time...There might be a slight chance.
Wait a minute...I am talking about if all the above were true then I would have chance.
Heck, you got this ATF thing hands down already.
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My GF is much younger than me,but we have the same political views,the same financial goals and pretty much the same outlook on life,plus the fact that she is smoking hot.
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"Seles was always my favorite player. I thought she was an über babe"
No offense, Motor, but Monica never did it for me
Now if we're talking Martina Hingis, different story
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I have been to social events and sat at the same dinner table as these two. They are not a close appearing couple. I also know people who have spent a week with the two of them on his yacht. Again, they seemed to do their separate things. I'm sure she enjoys the lifestyle, private jet, vacation home in Tuscany. I can't imagine she enjoys getting naked with that plethoric bloated billionaire.
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Steve --
We definitely have different tastes in the female form. :)
First, it's Mila Kunis.... And now Martina Hingis? I always thought she was a bit "boyish". No attraction whatsoever.
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Well if she only has sex with the billionaire once a month and he only lives 4 more years, she's getting paid about 42 million a pop if she's getting two billion. I think LMN paid a lot less and didn't feel like he had to stick to the same girl.
If the billionaire paid a girl 10k a week every week for as long as he lived, he could have saved billions.
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motor,
Forget all the naysayers, GO FOR IT! I'm rooting for you! Hell, I'll even toss in a 5 spot to help you out!
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