Carl Sagan Would've Loved These Strippers

SlickSpic
Buenos dias mis amigos y amigas. As I was losing myself in the night sky last night, my mind drifted off to the various strippers I've met who would've felt right at home in the cosmos. I've had dances from a couple of gals named Star, one Starla, a Moonbeam, a couple of Sunshines, one Comet, a Venus, and a Gemini. These ladies always got my rocket into deep orbit. I found myself in some of their Black Holes, the VIP Event Horizon. Just a word of precaution. If you happen to meet a Nibiru, stay away. She's bad for your orbit.

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SuperDude
10 years ago
Most strippers are spaced out.
tumblingdice
10 years ago
Benny and the Jets.
mikeya02
10 years ago
I feel like a Saturn V when I see a starry ass.
mikeya02
10 years ago
To stripper:

"Is that a moon thong you're wearing?"
"Why?"
"Because your ass is out of this world!"
trixxi
10 years ago
I have studied astrology for years and I try my best to keep my nerdy knowledge to myself at the club, personally I don't think it works in my favor to talk about moon signs and mercury signs with guys at the club.
Clubber
10 years ago
Once met a dancer said her name was Moonbeam. I laughed and said, "Sure!" She went and got her drivers license to show me. Yes, sir, Moon Beam *****. She then told me her folks were from the hippie culture. I said, "So am I, but my children have normal names."
Clubber
10 years ago
trix,

Correct, best stick with the $ sign. :)
sharkhunter
10 years ago
If a dancer says you owe her billions and billions of dollars, run. :)
Electronman
10 years ago
This astronomy theme has me wondering why they're called hemorrhoids rather than asteroids.

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