Buenos dias mis amigos y amigas. As I was losing myself in the night sky last night, my mind drifted off to the various strippers I've met who would've felt right at home in the cosmos. I've had dances from a couple of gals named Star, one Starla, a Moonbeam, a couple of Sunshines, one Comet, a Venus, and a Gemini. These ladies always got my rocket into deep orbit. I found myself in some of their Black Holes, the VIP Event Horizon. Just a word of precaution. If you happen to meet a Nibiru, stay away. She's bad for your orbit.
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Most strippers are spaced out.
Benny and the Jets.
I feel like a Saturn V when I see a starry ass.
To stripper:
"Is that a moon thong you're wearing?" "Why?" "Because your ass is out of this world!"
I have studied astrology for years and I try my best to keep my nerdy knowledge to myself at the club, personally I don't think it works in my favor to talk about moon signs and mercury signs with guys at the club.
Once met a dancer said her name was Moonbeam. I laughed and said, "Sure!" She went and got her drivers license to show me. Yes, sir, Moon Beam *****. She then told me her folks were from the hippie culture. I said, "So am I, but my children have normal names."
trix,
Correct, best stick with the $ sign. :)
If a dancer says you owe her billions and billions of dollars, run. :)
This astronomy theme has me wondering why they're called hemorrhoids rather than asteroids.
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