Can You Really Do All 'That' With The Dancers Here?
farmerart story from a club visit last night.
I drop into one of the FS pus buckets in Mississauga.....sit down at the bar and sip on a beer.....chat briefly with a guy near me......very boring guy.......hot dancer walks by.......doesn't stop...... jump up from bar stool.... put my arm around her waist...... lead her to stool next to mine......eyes pop out of boring guy's head......off to VIP with hot dancer......three song dance set.....mutual gropefest with dancer.....not enough chemistry for full meal deal.....back to bar stool and another beer......boring guy still there.....probably same beer......another dancer stops to chat with me....off to VIP again.....bit better chemistry.....another gropefest.....nipple nibbling....finger banging away happily....dancer caressing Mr. Wood.....Mr. Wood getting pleased with himself.....see boring guy from bar on solo tour through VIP......dancer wants outrageous $$$$$$ for FS......not that desperate.....Mr. Wood unhappy.......back to bar and another beer......boring guy leans close to me and asks in very soft voice.......
"Can you really do all 'that' with the dancers here?"
Sheesh!!
I drop into one of the FS pus buckets in Mississauga.....sit down at the bar and sip on a beer.....chat briefly with a guy near me......very boring guy.......hot dancer walks by.......doesn't stop...... jump up from bar stool.... put my arm around her waist...... lead her to stool next to mine......eyes pop out of boring guy's head......off to VIP with hot dancer......three song dance set.....mutual gropefest with dancer.....not enough chemistry for full meal deal.....back to bar stool and another beer......boring guy still there.....probably same beer......another dancer stops to chat with me....off to VIP again.....bit better chemistry.....another gropefest.....nipple nibbling....finger banging away happily....dancer caressing Mr. Wood.....Mr. Wood getting pleased with himself.....see boring guy from bar on solo tour through VIP......dancer wants outrageous $$$$$$ for FS......not that desperate.....Mr. Wood unhappy.......back to bar and another beer......boring guy leans close to me and asks in very soft voice.......
"Can you really do all 'that' with the dancers here?"
Sheesh!!
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Did you tell him "yes, if you have sufficient money"?
Art....go back to club.....find the dancer....who stole your syntax....
Sheesh!
As for boring guys, just because you go to a dance club doesn't mean you have to dance. For a lot of them looking at naked girls sipping on a beer is enough for them. Let them be, less they spend will make better deals for us in the VIP that knows what's going on.
Two PMs in my message box from Jun 2014 members asking me for the name of the club.
Too hilarious.........New Locomotion in Mississauga, but it could have happened in virtually any airport area club in GTA.