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OT - Medical Advice Sought

RickyBoyDugan

Normally my brain is so consumed with the guilt I feel for having failed to become Gordon Gekko, and the scheming I do of ways to make people think I'm "close enough" that they will accept me that that's all that I have time to think of.

Lately, however, I spent some time thinking of a medical problem I've had nearly all my life.

You see there is this constant pressure in my head. A feeling like it wants to explode. Now I haven't seen a doctor about it until now because I just assumed it was due to the fact that my brain is a genius one and hence very large. With a near godlike intellect is it any surprise that it has trouble fitting inside a human sized head?

Consider the evidence for this: In a mere ten years I was able to figure out how to pay hookers for sex. ONLY TEN YEARS! That's right! No joke! Some skeptics say you can "just ask" them and that takes about 2 minutes to figure out, but they are full of it. If it was that easy I would have figured it out in 2 milliseconds. But it took me 10 years, so obviously they are wrong.

The same people who say you can "just ask" also have suggested that the pressure in my head is due to the fact that I have 10 peoples worth of egos crammed into my one puny little head. But again, I figured out in just ten years how to pay hookers for sex. So I'm justified in being proud in that accomplishment, I think.

So what do you folks say? Should I just ignore this problem. Probably just due to my ginormous brain, or should I seek professional medical advice?