Spray On Tan, Begone
Friday, September 12, 2014 3:18 AM
The days of glitter might be long gone
But spray on tan goes on and on
All over my shirt and all over my pants
It's part of the hurt that comes with the dance
It's part of the pleasure and part of the pain
That starts with a nude and ends in a stain
Sometimes it's copper or sometimes it's bronze
Yes, I admit it, there's pros and there's cons
The strippers look great with their flesh dark and lovely
The part that I hate is when after they rub me
The rubdown is finished not when I shoot
But when I look down at my white, three piece suit
It's no longer pristine but orange and muddled
Looks like I cuddled a transmission puddle
And ruins my time in man's favorite place
A place where gals shake tits in your face
But now I must go, I gotta make haste
Take a shower and throw these clothes in the waste.
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