Hypothetical Blow Job Question #69

I don’t have a hypothetical comment at this time

"PS. Lopaw, you exchange blow job for some mulva munching."

Never heard of mulva munching before. But still it's hilarious.

Is mulva a word?

Holy crap I'm so embarrassed !!!! It's from Seinfeld. Mulva. The girl's name. I've seen that episode so many times, and forgot all about it. Rhymes with part of the female anatomy...

B. or C. would be cool picks, but I really would not want a distraction from a good BLT.

C. With my eyes closed.

I can’t have extras and eat at the same time – gives me indigestion/stomach-cramps.

I can def see doing C though

B. - while downing a Mickey's Big Mouth, preferably.

And you can call me Dolores ;)

If the "B" in BLT is bacon, then there is no other answer.

B - so that I can set my glass on top of her head.

Hypothetically C

I'm with motor!

I'd go with B

When I was a university student I always wanted a combo of BJ and fireworks. Firing off a Roman candle one firing bottle rockets. Coo-el shit.

I'll take the drink, and her name turned out to be Deloris!

I recently was telling war stories with a fave dancer who's been at it for a long time. She said that when she first started dancing, there was a grossly fat old man who was an investor in the club and the girls had been told that they were to do their best to keep him happy. Well he took her for VIP and things were fine until he wanted DATY. She declined and he bellowed, " Bring me the Brazilian!". The manager hustled a Brazilian dancer into VIP while my friend sat watching, the other girl slipped off her gstring climbed up to sit on the old guy's face and lit a cigarette while squatting above the old man's tongue. My friend said she calmly sat there while the guy ate he out and the "Brazilian" sat there enjoying her cigarette. Not a blt, but still very tasty.

I like watching TV, but not a live game as I might make an abrupt movement during a big play leading to junk damage. If its a dolphins game I'll probably be screaming out less than encouraging comments I wouldn't want mistaken by the lady. Sportscenter is nice though, enough to add some extra entertainment but not enough to distract me from what's going on.

that's really tough man. those are all three good things. I can last a long while when it comes to BJs (especially since I use a condom). Alcohol definetely would make it last longer, tv makes me not think of it as much and food would grab all of my attention....

B) Drinking the beverage of your choice