Detroit, Miami, Atlanta, Houston, & Toronto Recommendations
Hey guys. Planning a road trip to Detroit (via Miami, Atlanta, Houston, & Toronto) to check out the strip clubs!
So please let me know your suggestions for the clubs that offer the biggest bang for the buck! When making club recommendations please let me know what “extras” are available, the club’s average song length and of course I absolutely do NOT want to pay for valet parking.
I would also like your dancer recommendations for day shift, night shift, weekends and Holidays. I’m mainly interested in San Jose Guy-style FS ITC, but feel free to let me know the 9’s and 10’s that will do OTC (for $140 or less). I prefer cute, slim, petite brunettes with natural B-cups, 18-25 years old, with no tattoos, piercings or spray tans. I like to fraternize with the girl first, so prefer someone with the same interests as me (e.g., Ariana Grande songs, Pretty Little Liars episodes, Taylor Swift’s love life, etc.). Also prefer they be ex-high school cheerleaders, but gymnasts are ok, too.
When making dancer recommendations, please provide dancer’s stage name, real name, phone #, ethnicity, hair color, height/weight, cup size, drug of choice and their full menu with prices.
PM me if you would like to meet up at the club and buy me a drink. I am 100% going on this trip (unless some unexpected expenses come up). I promise to post some reviews when I return (if I feel like it).
Thanks in advance.
So please let me know your suggestions for the clubs that offer the biggest bang for the buck! When making club recommendations please let me know what “extras” are available, the club’s average song length and of course I absolutely do NOT want to pay for valet parking.
I would also like your dancer recommendations for day shift, night shift, weekends and Holidays. I’m mainly interested in San Jose Guy-style FS ITC, but feel free to let me know the 9’s and 10’s that will do OTC (for $140 or less). I prefer cute, slim, petite brunettes with natural B-cups, 18-25 years old, with no tattoos, piercings or spray tans. I like to fraternize with the girl first, so prefer someone with the same interests as me (e.g., Ariana Grande songs, Pretty Little Liars episodes, Taylor Swift’s love life, etc.). Also prefer they be ex-high school cheerleaders, but gymnasts are ok, too.
When making dancer recommendations, please provide dancer’s stage name, real name, phone #, ethnicity, hair color, height/weight, cup size, drug of choice and their full menu with prices.
PM me if you would like to meet up at the club and buy me a drink. I am 100% going on this trip (unless some unexpected expenses come up). I promise to post some reviews when I return (if I feel like it).
Thanks in advance.
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Thanks for the laugh!
She works day shift at the club on the north side, close to her kids school then night shift at the club on the edge of town next to the Motel 6. All OTC is at the Motel 6 unless you have a van.
If you just have to have a younger, 22 year old, slim, brunette, with natural B tits, she will be happy to call her daughter Desire to come take care of you but she works at the downtown club although her prices are the same. You can reach her at 800-555-7399. Cash only. Write a review.
And just in case Chastity or her daughter don't suit your fancy the clubs they dance at are all ultra high mileage and song lengths are six minutes each every day. Tell her I sent you over.
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Owwwwww. It hurts when you bite the tongue that's in your cheek!
IMO, Steve isn't really asking us for too much. Since he hasn't responded to this thread, I bet he's engrosssed in surfing the net for the mile marker of every interstate rest stop are along his route, where the cheapest gas is, hotels located within walking distance of a convenience/liquor store replete with complimentary internet download speed in respective hotels, destination city hotels located within 5 miles of strip clubs, including which rooms are closest to ice machine, pool (if hotel has a pool), and whether hotel provides complimentary travel bottle of hand lotion. We're just doing the easy leg work for Steve.................