Fuck-Marry-Kill:The Sweettooth Edition

9/12/2014 7:51:25 AM

It's Friday but it sure ain't payday but that's a ok with me. Why, you ask? Because it's time for, FUCK!-MARRY!-KILL!(insert theme music, maybe some Herb Alpert). Today, we're going a different route. We're taking a detour into the desert aisle and snacking on some sexy lil' somethins'. You're three lovely contestants are-

Sara Lee

Marie Callender

Lil' Debbie

Ladies and gentlemen, start your taste buds and take a bite. Let the games begin.

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georgmicrodong

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10 years ago

I'll eat them all.

ATACdawg

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10 years ago

None of them. I'm wheat gluten intolerant :(

motorhead

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10 years ago

F: Little Debbie. That's nasty stuff

M: Marie Callender. The fruit cobblers are da bomb

K: Sara Lee. Her cheesecake is so good it's gonna kill me. Sweet revenge.

shadowcat

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10 years ago

I gotta go with Marie Callender's. Porn star Jenna Haze was born and raised in conservative Orange County, California. ... Trivia. Was at one time a waitress at a Marie Callender's restaurant.

crazyjoe

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10 years ago

I eat all them

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