It's Friday but it sure ain't payday but that's a ok with me. Why, you ask? Because it's time for, FUCK!-MARRY!-KILL!(insert theme music, maybe some Herb Alpert). Today, we're going a different route. We're taking a detour into the desert aisle and snacking on some sexy lil' somethins'. You're three lovely contestants are-
Sara Lee
Marie Callender
Lil' Debbie
Ladies and gentlemen, start your taste buds and take a bite. Let the games begin.
I'll eat them all.