It's Friday but it sure ain't payday but that's a ok with me. Why, you ask? Because it's time for, FUCK!-MARRY!-KILL!(insert theme music, maybe some Herb Alpert). Today, we're going a different route. We're taking a detour into the desert aisle and snacking on some sexy lil' somethins'. You're three lovely contestants are-
Sara Lee
Marie Callender
Lil' Debbie
Ladies and gentlemen, start your taste buds and take a bite. Let the games begin.
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last commentI'll eat them all.
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None of them. I'm wheat gluten intolerant :(
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F: Little Debbie. That's nasty stuff
M: Marie Callender. The fruit cobblers are da bomb
K: Sara Lee. Her cheesecake is so good it's gonna kill me. Sweet revenge.
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I gotta go with Marie Callender's. Porn star Jenna Haze was born and raised in conservative Orange County, California. ... Trivia. Was at one time a waitress at a Marie Callender's restaurant.
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I eat all them
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