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Cumming during lap dance

Sep 14, 2014, 7:16 AM

I have concerns about how to ejaculate in your pants without the dancer knowing. I usually wear jeans with athletic shorts or compression shorts underneath, in addition to boxers, so I'm pretty confident that they don't feel anything, but I just want to be completely sure.

Even with all of those layers, is it possible that dancers will feel some kind of warmth under their ass or something squeezing out of my penis? I don't want to buy any products specialized for ejaculating during lap dances because I have no way of hiding them in my home. Maybe there is a creative way to create a solid barrier that prevents any wet spots or sensation of warm cum that could be felt by dancers.

Any ideas would be appreciated.

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GoVikings11 years ago

Where's LDK when you need him?

shadowcat11 years ago

First of all ditch the jeans. Dancers hate them because they are too rough on the delicate asses.

Second grow up and let the juices flow.

Dougster11 years ago

Why won't you want them to know? It's a "mission accomplished" thing for them.

FL24736511 years ago

Because at the club I go to, most dancers tell the managers about guys cumming and get them kicked out.

shadowcat11 years ago

I call bull shit! Troll?

slaux_pas11 years ago

“Maybe there is a creative way to create a solid barrier that prevents any wet spots or sensation of warm cum”

Duct Tape is your friend.

motorhead11 years ago

Get a girlfriend Jackie

chukko11 years ago

I would say wear a condom, but your junk will reek of latex. Your really going to the wrong kind of club if they're that strict about it. LDK is the subject matter expert here.

tumblingdice11 years ago

Dude forget about it the goofy look on your face gives you away.

crazyjoe11 years ago

Try liquid lapdance pants and let us know how they work

ime11 years ago

fuck you jackie

SlickSpic11 years ago

Just wear a kilt and let the juices flow.

georgmicrodong11 years ago

If your penis is in her mouth, that should take care of the problem.

zipman6811 years ago

+1 Slick

@LDK -- you're a major dude with half a heart that'll surely your friends How to LDK when their minor world breaks apart yes, 'twill falls together again When the demon is at their door in the morning After they LDK it won't be there no more Any major dude will tell you

KING! KING! KING!

crazyjoe11 years ago

Fuck you jackie

gatorfan11 years ago

Pulling out your cock helps, thank me later for that advice.

crazyjoe11 years ago

Fuck you jackie