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Cumming during lap dance

I have concerns about how to ejaculate in your pants without the dancer knowing. I usually wear jeans with athletic shorts or compression shorts underneath, in addition to boxers, so I'm pretty confident that they don't feel anything, but I just want to be completely sure.

Even with all of those layers, is it possible that dancers will feel some kind of warmth under their ass or something squeezing out of my penis? I don't want to buy any products specialized for ejaculating during lap dances because I have no way of hiding them in my home. Maybe there is a creative way to create a solid barrier that prevents any wet spots or sensation of warm cum that could be felt by dancers.

Any ideas would be appreciated.

17 comments

  • GoVikings
    10 years ago
    Where's LDK when you need him?
  • shadowcat
    10 years ago
    First of all ditch the jeans. Dancers hate them because they are too rough on the delicate asses.

    Second grow up and let the juices flow.
  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    Why won't you want them to know? It's a "mission accomplished" thing for them.
  • FL247365
    10 years ago
    Because at the club I go to, most dancers tell the managers about guys cumming and get them kicked out.
  • shadowcat
    10 years ago
    I call bull shit! Troll?
  • slaux_pas
    10 years ago
    “Maybe there is a creative way to create a solid barrier that prevents any wet spots or sensation of warm cum”


    Duct Tape is your friend.
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    Get a girlfriend Jackie
  • chukko
    10 years ago
    I would say wear a condom, but your junk will reek of latex. Your really going to the wrong kind of club if they're that strict about it. LDK is the subject matter expert here.
  • tumblingdice
    10 years ago
    Dude forget about it the goofy look on your face gives you away.
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Try liquid lapdance pants and let us know how they work
  • ime
    10 years ago
    fuck you jackie
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    Just wear a kilt and let the juices flow.
  • georgmicrodong
    10 years ago
    If your penis is in her mouth, that should take care of the problem.
  • zipman68
    10 years ago
    +1 Slick

    @LDK -- you're a major dude with half a heart that'll surely your friends
    How to LDK when their minor world breaks apart
    yes, 'twill falls together again
    When the demon is at their door in the morning
    After they LDK it won't be there no more
    Any major dude will tell you

    KING! KING! KING!
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Fuck you jackie
  • gatorfan
    10 years ago
    Pulling out your cock helps, thank me later for that advice.
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Fuck you jackie
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