I have concerns about how to ejaculate in your pants without the dancer knowing. I usually wear jeans with athletic shorts or compression shorts underneath, in addition to boxers, so I'm pretty confident that they don't feel anything, but I just want to be completely sure.
Even with all of those layers, is it possible that dancers will feel some kind of warmth under their ass or something squeezing out of my penis? I don't want to buy any products specialized for ejaculating during lap dances because I have no way of hiding them in my home. Maybe there is a creative way to create a solid barrier that prevents any wet spots or sensation of warm cum that could be felt by dancers.
Any ideas would be appreciated.
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Where's LDK when you need him?
First of all ditch the jeans. Dancers hate them because they are too rough on the delicate asses.
Second grow up and let the juices flow.
Why won't you want them to know? It's a "mission accomplished" thing for them.
Because at the club I go to, most dancers tell the managers about guys cumming and get them kicked out.
I call bull shit! Troll?
“Maybe there is a creative way to create a solid barrier that prevents any wet spots or sensation of warm cum”
Duct Tape is your friend.
Get a girlfriend Jackie
I would say wear a condom, but your junk will reek of latex. Your really going to the wrong kind of club if they're that strict about it. LDK is the subject matter expert here.
Dude forget about it the goofy look on your face gives you away.
Try liquid lapdance pants and let us know how they work
fuck you jackie
Just wear a kilt and let the juices flow.
If your penis is in her mouth, that should take care of the problem.
+1 Slick
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Fuck you jackie
Pulling out your cock helps, thank me later for that advice.
Fuck you jackie
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