Ode to gerorgemicrodong.

"I have a tiny cck Like a crooked little finger Everybody else's dck Is inevitably bigger If six inch as an average Can truly be believed Someone here in this room Must be twice the size of me If you can do your algebra Already you will know Four inches is the maximum My dck will ever go For the engineers among you I'll express my ratio My little one inch wonder Up to four times it can grow I'm glad to hear you laugh It shows you understand These are such the shortcomings of A very short dck man

My pubes are even longer They make a comfy little nest With a little acorn sat Upon the very crest Rummage in my fly and Wish that I were blessed Searching frantically I recover just the head Get a little pss drip Up on my finger tip There's absolutely nothing there For me to get a grip If I sit to pee I must Be wary of my jet The angle of my dangle means My trousers may get wet Then dribble on my ball bag For I have no overhang These are such the shortcomings of A very short dck man

I wank it with one finger If you really want to know And no I can't imagine The feeling of deep throat When I look down I can still Clearly see my toes But my little willy hides Beneath my belly folds Sometimes it is inverted Even when it isn't cold Like a little turtle Inside of me it goes Girls they like to tell me It' such a cute surprise Until I have to tell them I Left the condom stuck inside I'm hung like Micky Mouse You've just got to understand These are such the shortcomings of A very short d*ck man

Now why would I admit to this? By now you know it's true I'm such a little babydick Exposed in front of you But the greater pain exists In propagating myths According to the internet Real men have massive dicks So for anyone who feels small Let me reassure you all By bringing down the average With my little four inch prck So if you're sat with five or six Feel the relief And if you really want to, Then have a laugh at me You no longer have to hide it Give a fck or give a dmn You no longer have to let it Be the measure of the man And I guess I kinda like it When I am being teased These are such the shortcomings of A short dck man like me" - Ant Smith