"Happened in 2009??? Wtf? Geez. Don't be in any hurry to file that law suit.. "
Go no, right?
Let's see, I wonder why it took over 5 years to decide to file a $1 million lawsuit because some guy put his fingers in her twat...or so she says...
Hmmm, I wonder....
Could it be because at the time either nothing happened, or it was so minor to her that she didn't think anything of it, and customers do that shit all the time...and then years later she met some lawyer dude and happened to brag that she danced for Jerry Jones years ago, and a lightbulb goes off over the ambulance chaser's head....
BINGO !!! It's jackpot time !!!!
"Now, honey, he sexually assaulted you, right? (and oh by the way the correct answer could mean $1million cash in your Hello Kitty purse...)"