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Topless / Nude Waitresses

occurious
California
Thursday, September 11, 2014 1:38 PM
I went to the Tilted Kilt for lunch today and a thought crossed my mind. Are there any restaurants/sports bars (not SC) that have topless or nude waitresses? I did a Google search and only came up with one in Australia. It seems like such a natural to me, there has got to be a good reason there don't seem to be any around.

42 comments

  • pensionking
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    10 years ago
    Waiter, there is a hair in my soup.
  • jackslash
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    10 years ago
    I used to go to bars/restaurants that had nude or topless waitresses. Often I would go with a bunch of guys for a fun lunch. One place had a sign that read: "Beer, Burgers and Boobs." That was 20 years ago. I think topless waitresses have gone out of fashion. But I can always go to a strip club for lunch.
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    Waitress, your boobs are touching my pasta
  • scruffyft04
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    10 years ago
    Waitress, I can get some more milk for my coffee
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    Waitress, is that an extra tea bag you're carrying?......oops, sorry
  • occurious
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    10 years ago
    A long time ago I wondered this same thing about Vegas casino's. I just seemed like such a natural to me that a casino would have topless cocktail waitresses. Of course the casino would have mostly men as customers but would it matter. So I asked someone in the gaming industry and they said there is a specific part of the law in Nevada that says you can't have nudity partial or complete in the same place as gambling. The funny thing is he said nobody really knows what the reasoning is other than maybe having to do with the health code but that's illogical. To go with what pensionking said you don't make clothed waitresses wear hairnets and there is a far great chance of that hair ending up in the food.
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    There is a southern chain with maybe four clubs (one on I-75 north of Ocala FL and one on I-95 in GA a bit south of Savannah) that have diner food and strippers. I've stopped into both and had lunch at the north FL one. Kind of like Denny's with strippers. Waitresses were not nude, but I was told that they are for Sunday breakfast. For après church I suppose.
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    ^^^ I think both are Cafe Risqué. Can't find the GA one listed, but I could swear it was 1/2 hour or so south of Savannah. FL one is in Micanopy but it is basically a truck stop. They advertise "We Bare All" all along I-75 for miles and miles.
  • Clubber
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    10 years ago
    Used to be a chain in the Miami area that had lingerie shows at lunch time, but all were basically clothed. Also a place in Jacksonville called the Chili Bordello were the waitress' wore 20's style corsets and such. Also not nude. :(
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    What's with this I-95 and I-75 stuff? Do you not realize already that they are interstates? Kinda reduntant. Us normal people would just say the 95 and the 75. :)
  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    The go go bars morphed into topless waitresses and that morphed into todays strip clubs. In todays politically correctness atmosphere if you want topless waitresses, you'll have to accept topless waiters as well. Lets just leave it alone.
  • gawker
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    10 years ago
    Somewhere in northern New England, ( Maine, NH?) there used to be a topless donut shop. Toss the donuts!
  • JohnSmith69
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    10 years ago
    There is a strip club in Portland that I reviewed a while back which is the only club I can remember that had topless waitresses. It was cool, because as usual the waitresses were hotter than the strippers.
  • steve229
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    10 years ago
    Good point, mikey. In DC we keep things simple, so I-495, the "Capital Beltwa" is the "Inner Loop" or the "Outer Loop" depending on which direction you're going. Got it?
  • shailynn
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    10 years ago
    There used to be several topless places around Montreal. Their names as well as if they still exist escapes me.
  • occurious
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    10 years ago
    Someone pointed out to me a while back that us Californian's tend to talk of freeways as if they are living things so I-5 is "the 5" and so on. While in the midwest and the east they are just things so it's always I-95 etc. Since that time I've noticed that to be very true.
  • ATACdawg
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    10 years ago
    The Georgia Cafe Risque closed about five years ago. The local Baptist church bought the property and had the building torn down just to make sure it couldn't reopen.
  • sharkhunter
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    10 years ago
    Maybe it's because most guys don't want to leave an extra big tip because the waitress is topless. They would rather leave verbal tips. Nice tits! Nice hooters! etc etc, Can I get your phone number and work something out that you'll get a big tip for?
  • motorhead
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    10 years ago
    Just don't have pant-less waiters at Long John Silvers
  • 4oureyes
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    10 years ago
    Hmm. Everywhere I've ever been you normally include the "I" in the name. Don't you have other freeways that are just numbers? I normally say I-5, not "the 5", and so on. I'll refer to "the 99 freeway" or "the 99" because it doesn't have an "I". I remember when the Jet Strip in LA had topless waitresses, but that was back when the waitresses were all dancers. They'd put down their tray and get up on stage and then pick it back up when they came down. No private dances of any sort available. You want a coke? That'll be $5.
  • 4oureyes
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    10 years ago
    Oh, and Les Girls in San Diego had nude waitresses, only it was more like ushers because I'm not sure if they even offered drinks. Geez, that was a long time ago.
  • jestrite50
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    10 years ago
    Kamakazee's in Chester WV has nude waitresses after 3 pm . Love it been there many times. I love tits and public hair in my food ! (Although they are all clean shaven, seriously !)
  • crazyjoe
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    10 years ago
    There used to be Debbie Does Donuts in Ft Collins CO with topless waitresses
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    ^^^That sounds cool. Unzip your pants and order two cups of coffee and six donuts for your donut holder.
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    @ATACdawg dude... Did they consecrate the ground too? Wouldn't want any strippers to rise from the grave. @Mikey -- being feisty tonight, eh?
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    CJ dude - do they sell a baker's dozen? My doughnut holder needs more than six.
  • bkkruined
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    10 years ago
    There are quite a few coffee stands around Seattle with almost topless baristas (pasties). They'll have lingerie, swimsuits, etc. but generally most with do pasties or tape of some sort at least one day a week, with a thong on the bottom. These are all the little drive through trailers / shacks. Somehow, some of the girls apparently figured out how to do extras from there and a few have gotten into some sorts of trouble, $20 whip cream show on the way to work I guess? I've never tried to get anything beyond coffee from any of them, but apparently most of the more notorious ones that've been busted were all about an hours drive away for me.
  • rentz2
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    10 years ago
    I have been to one in Australia
  • PredragDr
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    10 years ago
    The club in PDX with topless waitresses is Casa Diablo. One of the clubs in the Spearmint Rhino family in LA briefly had decent food and topless waitresses.
  • SuperDude
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    10 years ago
    Studio 4 in Windsor, Ontario, Canada, across the Ambassador Bridge from Detroit, has topless waitresses on Wednesdays and Sundays. [view link]
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    Anybody from So Cal remember a spot in OC wear the waitresses wore bikinis and chaps? It ain't around anymore, that much I know. By the way, who really cares what anybody calls the freeways, anyways. I-5 or the 5, big difference.
  • skibum609
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    10 years ago
    There was a topless Donut/coffee shop called R donuts in Dania Florida.
  • jerikson40
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    10 years ago
    I guess I just don't get the concept. Looking at naked boobs while you eat. Seems like two different things that don't complement each other. You can't really enjoy either thing because the other is in the way. You can't really enjoy your food cuz you're always looking around at the tits. And you can't really enjoy the tits cuz you're busy eating. And the tits aren't dancing, and you can't get a lap dance with the girl, so I just don't get it. When I'm with hot chicks I give them my full concentration. They're important. I don't want food getting in the way. In fact, in clubs that serve food I almost never order anything. I'm there for the chicks. Maybe there's a reason why the places with food and tits are foggy memories to everyone...nobody wants to go there because it's not a cool idea to most guys.
  • JohnSmith69
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    10 years ago
    Jerikson, you don't find it appealing to have a restaurant where cute waitresses are topless? You are gay if you don't get the appeal. A heterosexual man, just for your information, enjoys nudity among cute women in all contexts. He'll I'd like my surgeon to be topless if she were attractive. At least this explains why you are wrong in most of what you post.
  • jerikson40
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    10 years ago
    "At least this explains why you are wrong in most of what you post." I know you've got this stick up your butt for me, and will try everything you can to discredit me, so fine... However, the fact that there are virtually no establishments like that in existence, only in people's foggy memories, is clear evidence that the vast majority of the male population agrees with me. If guys wanted it, and were willing to spend money at places like that, there would be many of them. I gave clear reasons why I, and most other guys, clearly have a PREFERENCE to focus solely on the chicks, not be distracted by food. How you can equate that with being gay is clearly a sign that you have what are called ulterior motives.
  • JohnSmith69
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    10 years ago
    Gay, delusional, and a sissy. Not an attractive combination.
  • occurious
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    10 years ago
    Jeriskon that's fine for you but if your assertion were true for most of the male population then places like Hooters and Tilted Kilt would not exist.
  • jerikson40
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    10 years ago
    Occurious, you started a thread, wondering why there are no topless or nude waitress establishments around. Now youre saying Hooters and Tilted Kilt, whatever the fuck that is, are evidence that there are many and its popular? Do you guys even think when you open your mouths ?
  • sharkhunter
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    10 years ago
    I eat or drink quite often while watching naked girls. I have no problem multi tasking but there is a rumor that some guys have trouble with it.
  • jerikson40
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    10 years ago
    "I have no problem multi tasking but there is a rumor that some guys have trouble with it." Anybody CAN do it....but that's not the point. If given the choice of two establishments, one with hot naked strippers only where they dance for you and you can get lapdances, or one with topless or naked waitresses that only serve you food, which would you choose? That's the point. That's why there are so few places around with topless/naked waitresses that serve food. Given the choice, most guys choose the strip club.
  • sharkhunter
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    10 years ago
    I would visit the restaurant first but the closest thing like it was always too crowded. Hooters and then Twin Peaks. The other thing is that I usually already ate before I go clubbing.
  • jerikson40
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    10 years ago
    If I want to look at chicks, it generally means I'm real horny. Food is often the last thing on my mind at the time. More of an annoyance. I'll go to the strip club first, get my thrills, and then later on worry about food.
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