After vowing celibacy, the young bride and groom were finally cosummating their love.
After undressing, the bride exclaimed, "my, I'm glad you have a big cock instead of a little one"
The groom went over and slapped her..
"Why did you do that?" she cried.
"For knowing the difference!" he yelled
Honeymoon joke of the day
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last comment"That's what the girls at the club want me to do after they compliment me on my size. I guess I thought you were one of them."
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"Because you have small tits."
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lol mikeya02
Badum tish!
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Husband: Honey, try putting on my pants.
Wife: Why dear, no way I can fill those pants.
Husband: That should tell you who's boss!
Wife: Try on my pants.
Husband: No way can I get into those pants.
Wife: Now YOU know who the boss is!
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Good ole boy from Louisiana came home from his honeymoon and went to see his father.
Father " well Billy Bob how did the honeymoon go?"
BB " Not so go paw. I had to kill her"
Father "Dang Billy Bob what in tarnation was so horribly wrong that you had to do that?:
BB "Well daddy I found out that she was a virgin and I figered if she weren't good enough for her own family, she wasn't good enough for ours".
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Has any one of ever had a dancer tell you that your cock wasn't big??
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I hear it all the time. Just SS. :)
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