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12 yrs ago · 1 min read
After vowing celibacy, the young bride and groom were finally cosummating their love. After undressing, the bride exclaimed, "my, I'm glad you have a big cock instead of a little one" The groom went over and slapped her.. "Why did you do that?" she cried. "For knowing the difference!" he yelled
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"That's what the girls at the club want me to do after they compliment me on my size. I guess I thought you were one of them."
"Because you have small tits."
lol mikeya02 Badum tish!
Husband: Honey, try putting on my pants. Wife: Why dear, no way I can fill those pants. Husband: That should tell you who's boss! Wife: Try on my pants. Husband: No way can I get into those pants. Wife: Now YOU know who the boss is!
Good ole boy from Louisiana came home from his honeymoon and went to see his father. Father " well Billy Bob how did the honeymoon go?"
BB " Not so go paw. I had to kill her"
Father "Dang Billy Bob what in tarnation was so horribly wrong that you had to do that?:
BB "Well daddy I found out that she was a virgin and I figered if she weren't good enough for her own family, she wasn't good enough for ours".
Has any one of ever had a dancer tell you that your cock wasn't big??
I hear it all the time. Just SS. :)
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