Honeymoon joke of the day
After vowing celibacy, the young bride and groom were finally cosummating their love.
After undressing, the bride exclaimed, "my, I'm glad you have a big cock instead of a little one"
The groom went over and slapped her..
"Why did you do that?" she cried.
"For knowing the difference!" he yelled
After undressing, the bride exclaimed, "my, I'm glad you have a big cock instead of a little one"
The groom went over and slapped her..
"Why did you do that?" she cried.
"For knowing the difference!" he yelled
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Badum tish!
Wife: Why dear, no way I can fill those pants.
Husband: That should tell you who's boss!
Wife: Try on my pants.
Husband: No way can I get into those pants.
Wife: Now YOU know who the boss is!
Father " well Billy Bob how did the honeymoon go?"
BB " Not so go paw. I had to kill her"
Father "Dang Billy Bob what in tarnation was so horribly wrong that you had to do that?:
BB "Well daddy I found out that she was a virgin and I figered if she weren't good enough for her own family, she wasn't good enough for ours".