Discouraging Leeches
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Every few days we get a post from some guy who has either just signed up for the site, or posted 1-2 reviews in the past ten years, who asks some version of “what’s the best club in x city” or “where can I get extras in x city,” or something similar. Unless such a poster can present a plausible excuse for their non-participation (like perhaps being a newbie who is looking to get more involved), I either don’t answer or at all or I answer with a suggestion that the poster needs to contribute to the site and not just be a leech who just takes our knowledge and never gives back. Many others do the same. However, invariably, somebody (or several somebodies) will provide some valuable intelligence and thus leeches are encouraged to keep sucking us dry (in a hetero, bacon loving, non-sexual sense of sucking).
Since we can’t seem to reach a consensus not to answer such questions, I think the next best strategy would be to designate a person to respond who is unlikely to provide any useful information. Thus, we accomplish the goal of discouraging leeches, while satisfying the need of some to make some type of response. Here are my suggestions for good candidates for the job, and why their answers would likely not be of much help to the leeches.
Papi -- He will simply identify black clubs with free parking.
LMN. He won’t tell them anything as he appears to have died of a drug overdose, at least until he reappears with some unbelievable tale of wealth, intrigue, and drugs.
SanJoseGuy. He will bore them to tears with the excruciatingly detailed story of Santa Clara county strip club laws going back to the 1970s, along with tons of other useless, irrelevant, and mind numbing details about some topic about some issue at some time somewhere ...........
Jerikson40. Not sure what he’ll say, but since he’s wrong 90% of the time it shouldn’t be a problem whatever it is.
JohnSmith69. He is incapable of providing any useful information at the moment because he can’t get over the fact that his ATF is displaying stripper shit and doesn’t love him anymore.
Shadowcat. He will just tell everyone to come to Follies and bring him Viagra.
Dougster. He will say something threatening that includes calling them a faggot.
Skibum609. He will just tell them how many years he has been practicing as a divorce lawyer.
Lowpaw. She would give useful information about LA clubs, but they likely wouldn’t listen because they couldn’t believe that a woman could view strippers and strip clubs just like a man does.
Lapdanceking82. He would just warn posters not to travel very far and to be content leaving the club with sticky pants.
GoVikings. He would only comment on clubs in Richmond VA which are about as thrilling as chubby chasing through the local Walmart.
Clubber. He would only identify the clubs that have bicycle parking.
CrazyJoe. His comments will be limited to one word or a meaningless phrase like “splat” “lol” or “bump bump.”
Since we can’t seem to reach a consensus not to answer such questions, I think the next best strategy would be to designate a person to respond who is unlikely to provide any useful information. Thus, we accomplish the goal of discouraging leeches, while satisfying the need of some to make some type of response. Here are my suggestions for good candidates for the job, and why their answers would likely not be of much help to the leeches.
Papi -- He will simply identify black clubs with free parking.
LMN. He won’t tell them anything as he appears to have died of a drug overdose, at least until he reappears with some unbelievable tale of wealth, intrigue, and drugs.
SanJoseGuy. He will bore them to tears with the excruciatingly detailed story of Santa Clara county strip club laws going back to the 1970s, along with tons of other useless, irrelevant, and mind numbing details about some topic about some issue at some time somewhere ...........
Jerikson40. Not sure what he’ll say, but since he’s wrong 90% of the time it shouldn’t be a problem whatever it is.
JohnSmith69. He is incapable of providing any useful information at the moment because he can’t get over the fact that his ATF is displaying stripper shit and doesn’t love him anymore.
Shadowcat. He will just tell everyone to come to Follies and bring him Viagra.
Dougster. He will say something threatening that includes calling them a faggot.
Skibum609. He will just tell them how many years he has been practicing as a divorce lawyer.
Lowpaw. She would give useful information about LA clubs, but they likely wouldn’t listen because they couldn’t believe that a woman could view strippers and strip clubs just like a man does.
Lapdanceking82. He would just warn posters not to travel very far and to be content leaving the club with sticky pants.
GoVikings. He would only comment on clubs in Richmond VA which are about as thrilling as chubby chasing through the local Walmart.
Clubber. He would only identify the clubs that have bicycle parking.
CrazyJoe. His comments will be limited to one word or a meaningless phrase like “splat” “lol” or “bump bump.”
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Slick - will ask if they saw last night's Dodgers game?
Papi - will rank the clubs by average song length (plus or minus 2 seconds)
Bang69 - will agree with Shadowcat
Sclvr5005 - will agree with Lopaw
Sharkhunter - will tell them which clubs have aliens dancers working there
Mikey02 - will ask if they know how to post a screenshot?
Clubber - will put everyone on ignore
If you went to a club with and many dancers were aliens you are going to get an anal probe. If anal probing is going on, I want to be the prober, not the probee.
Don't go to alien clubs, unless you know that said aliens have a "no anal probes" policy.
Are you old enough to remember the 1971(?) Baltimore Orioles?
Four 20-game winners!
I saw that! :) As my bike bell goes. Ding ding ding...
I see where this is going JohnSmith69 dude.
If people try to leech answers, ask for their address. Inscribe the information in an alien lamguage on metal plates and mail them the plates. If they are meant to have the information they will have seer stones to translate.
Wait, that was your brother Joseph. He was a coo-el dude. Kept marrying all the strippers he met.
Farmerart - tells him how he can make $350k/yr as a rig pig in the Alberta oil fields
Clubber - not satisfied, also de-friends him on Facebook and un-follows him on Twitter and Instagram
$350K? Peshaw. LMN dude spends that in one night. Hell, that dude paid $20 millinon to fly a tatted up junky up to his personal space station and then just sent he back when she didn t bring enough Xanex and green M&Ms.
facebook, yes, the others, I don't indulge.
After I mentioned facebook, I checked there and there is a "South Florida Clubber" on facebook. Seems he/she is a night club clubber and not of our ilk.
Steve229 - makes an obscure pop culture reference
Hey, speaking of leaches, remember that scene with Humphrey Bogart in The African Queen?
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Go back to watching TMZ, oldmansteve.
On the SF R*E*D B^O^O^K this was not a problem because you needed to call and definitely book an appointment to visit an AAMP. The cops never did this. When they made busts, it had nothing to do with RB. So the discussions, ads, and reviews were extremely explicit.
But now with storefront AMPs the consensus was that you can't say much, because anybody can just walk in the front door. SC's are more this type of a situation.
Then there is also the problem that it is hard to tell what people want, and often they don't know themselves. Also, I think people will probably get getter results from their local SC's, where they can become known. The US doesn't have sex tourism locales. Need to got to TJ for that.
I also think we need to get away from "mileage" discussions, and instead come up with some categories to define quality of FS.
SJG
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If you need to find a black club; with free parking; where they don’t cut the songs; then I’m your man.
I’m pretty much useless for any other type of discussions.
I am starting to take offense though to those that come out of the blue and want all kinds of detailed info handed to them on a sliver platter – especially when asking about extras.
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A bit of advice....get the fuck over yourself.
Geezus, you have a stick up your butt because somebody asks for some information, but he doesn't have enough "rep points" or whatever for your pompous ego? Get the fuck over yourself. You think your information is fucking gold plated or something, and only worthy of those who have given you equal value first?
Geez, dude, if some guy comes up to you on the street and asks for directions, do you tell him to fuck off because he hasn't given you equally valuable directions before? This is a community forum, where people share information. And if you have a stick up your butt for some particular individual, so what? OTHERS might be able to benefit from the info. You post in a public forum so many people have access to info.
And considering that most of the crap that's posted in this forum is fucking useless, childish ranting by fucking 6 year olds, don't you think it raises the bar just a bit to provide some actual information instead of calling everyone faggots?
Well, to be fair, I believe that what you are referring to is a single incident in which I suggested, somewhat jokingly, that a guy who derives sexual satisfaction from "ass play" might be exceedingly gay. Not a faggot. And I believe that was directed at you. Hence your incorrect description of me as "king of calling people faggots", likely derived from being offended and therefore hating me until the end of time, I suspect. So, like others here, I'm sure I can assume you will now spend your time nipping at my heels and calling me names?
@sharkdude - sonic screwdriver? I'll raise you a frickin' Dalek!
Doctor Who companion naked with Dalek:
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Well, yeah, but I don't think it's much different from most guys. I mean, lets be honest, if someone asked you if you would ever fuck a guy up the butthole, what would your response be? I'm guessing that 90% of the guys surveyed would immediately say "NO FUCKING WAY !!!". I certainly would. Would you? So yeah, I have some issues with homosexuality.
Not that there's anything wrong with it.
No, not at all.
How 'bout rimjobbies?
How would YOU respond? And what's YOUR stance?
Personally, I don't dig the dudes 'cos I'm straight. If I'm fuckin' anybody up the butthole it's going to be a chick. WEEE-YAWWW!!!
Well, I guess I didn't fully remove the joker hat. What I was referring to was your previous threads about homosexuality being immoral because it makes you want to throw up. There are a lot of things I don't want to see or do (among them fucking another dude) that I'm fine with other folks doing. As long as everybody is over 18 it ain't nobody else's business.
And my personal stance on rimjobbies? WEEE-YAWWW!!! (As long as a chick is doing the licking)
But I'm not going to judge another dude that wants his rimjobs served with a moustache on the side.
Damn straight, skippy!
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