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Did the Negative Nancy brigade on TUSCL do this? This is why we can't have shiny

I checked on the number of up vs down votes for different definitions of LDK over at urbandictionary and found that "Lenadoon dog killers, crazy cunts that kill dogs" now has 163 up vs 50 down but the much more…

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OT: If Iran Gets a Nuke? So What!

As usual, I don't understand the latest story that the media is fixated on. If Iran gets a nuke, so what? Lots of players in the Southern part of Asia already have them: India, Pakistan, China. Seems like Iran has…

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

So this is round two of...

So this is round two of my month long journey traveling for work. I heard good things about this place beforehand, so I thought Id give it a shot. First, even though its close to the…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a few times. It certainly is not anything crazy but it is a pretty good value especially for the Chicago area. The dancers are super friendly but not overly…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Okay I've been to this club...

Okay I've been to this club many times, usually in the afternoon, but occasionally at night. Most of the girls are friendly and will sit and chill with you to talk. They recently…

Christie's Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

Came here on a Sunday evening,...

Came here on a Sunday evening, paid cover, and there were I think 3 strippers working, none worth looking at. Drinks were okay, but nothing more. There was a 2 drink minimum, but I don't…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

went in about 10 after 10....

went in about 10 after 10. $10 cover. no alcohol. only 3 or 4 strippers when i got there. supposedly i was the first customer of the day. one girl(about a 6 probably) approached as…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This is a bad ass club....

This is a bad ass club. The girls are freaky and fun, friendly and like to chat, don't want to sit in a chair since your lap seems to be available, and don't mind…

Elite D'Pelufo

San José, Costa Rica

This place used to be the...

This place used to be the hot spot, where you could get dances or sex time with hot friendly girls, in a very casual environment and where not only you saw dancers getting undressed on…

Dream Palace

Tempe, Arizona

Worst place ever. We wanted...

Worst place ever. We wanted some more action the night of a bachelor party after going to HL and BSC so we had our limo take us. I was taken from my buddies…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I visit MBT maybe 1 or...

I visit MBT maybe 1 or 2 times per year when I need a break. I usually sit at the stage for a while checking out the girls while they rotate through. This is fine,…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

I can't believe I haven't heard...

I can't believe I haven't heard of this club previously being the strip club hound that I am. My experience that night started out up at Solid Gold in Oakland Park. I noticed the dancer…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

This club is pretty hit and...

This club is pretty hit and miss in terms of dancer quality. There seems to be a lot of black women at this club. If that's not your thing, I would not recommend…

Platinum Cabaret

Yuma, Arizona

I got there just after opening...

I got there just after opening on a Thursday, so I was expecting it to be slow. But there were no dancers going up on stage at all, although about 4 were there and…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Was in town on business and...

Was in town on business and had a couple of hours to kill before my flight home, so I thought I'd give a local joint a shot. I'm used to the PHX scene, so…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Just got home a little bit...

Just got home a little bit ago from BT's in Dearborn. Decided to pay a visit to BT's after work on Easter Sunday. Yes, I know I work till pretty late. Haven't been there in…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Expose is a small club that...

Expose is a small club that could use some renovations. I came here in 2012 a lot but haven't been in in awhile. There are three stages; some of the dancers put on…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Winterhaven, California

The dancer quality has definitely improved...

The dancer quality has definitely improved since my last visit to this club which was approximately 2.5 years ago, although still not Vegas quality I'd say most were in the 6-8 range, with better pole…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

It has been a long time...

It has been a long time since I went to the old Body Shop ever since my previous ATF left the business. Since the management change a lot of the older dancers have left or…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

This is an awesome club, but...

This is an awesome club, but it has some quirks about it. I've been to most of the clubs in the DMV +WV area. This place is located in a quiet but rundown industrial area…

Grand Daddy's Gentlemen's Club

Schofield, Wisconsin

Eve and I arrived at Grand...

Eve and I arrived at Grand Daddy's about 30 minutes after they opened at 7:30 Saturday evening. After we got inside, ordered our drinks ($3.00 each for well Cokes) and had a chance to look…

Stiletto's

New Brighton, Pennsylvania

I've been wanting to check this...

I've been wanting to check this place out and see if its any good. When Weirton was all closed, I headed North. If you try to go to this location you HAVE to enter from PA…

Club Phoenix

North Sewickley, Pennsylvania

Hmmm. I read Sergios review first....

Hmmm. I read Sergios review first. I'm not sure why he would think I was a felon! :) Anyway, I'll give a counter review. It was late but I decided to check it out since…

Rear End Bar

Marshfield, Wisconsin

This place is located in ...

This place is located in the middle of nowhere. The exterior looks very run down with a large gravel parking lot. The interior is dark and stark with a small stage located…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I actually was in Miami for...

I actually was in Miami for a short visit and went to Tootsie's 2 times. Tuesday after midnight and Wednesday afternoon. The club is always nice. To me it's a great place…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Wednesday afternoon about 2PM and found parking easy and plentiful. there is no cover charge and the drinks are 2 for 1 during the day. I noticed that…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

I stopped in last week to...

I stopped in last week to see if the club has hired any new dancers since I was there last. Mostly the same although one girl that I used to hang with from Jen's was…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

I had been to this place...

I had been to this place a long time ago, and didn't have the best memories of it. Somehow ended up in the neighbor with friends and decided to check it out again. Glad I did,…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, New York

While this is a strip club...

While this is a strip club no one ever seems to be stripping. The 'dancers' hang out at the bar with the customers. If you want socialize with the girls this place is…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Yo! This is my new go...

Yo! This is my new go to spot. I'm a student in the area and stumbled across this gem the other day. I wasn't expecting much when I walked in. Drinks were a little pricey,…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

A lot of people are saying...

A lot of people are saying this place is hit and miss; I can see where they are coming from since I have only been on weekday during the day shift. Both times I…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

In town on a business trip,...

In town on a business trip, was bored and decided to stop in to Blush late on a Saturday night. What I noticed right away when I walked in was how small the space…

Red Diamond

Hazel Crest, Illinois

Well I finally found this place...

Well I finally found this place and found it open. How good this club is or not depends on your expectations. If you've ever been to a high energy hip-hop club than this will be…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Wow, what can I say about...

Wow, what can I say about this place? This goes up to 11 on monetary value rating. All the girls are seemingly latina, hot, and you head into a VIP room, and bam, Harry Connick…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Took some friends out to BSC...

Took some friends out to BSC on a Monday evening since it is the best reviewed club in Phoenix. The club is nice with an open clean parking lot. $8.00 cover with $10…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Friday after work - arrived about...

Friday after work - arrived about 6pm and lasted until about 8:30. Drinks were cheap - beer maybe $2 and about a dozen dancers working then. Place was about 20% full and more dancers came…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This club is one of the...

This club is one of the best in dc as it has the most beautiful dancers and the bouncers are cool as the place is shown to be gear towards more conservative. The bad things…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

I have not posted a review...

I have not posted a review since they remodeled the club in 2014, so here is an update. As others have commented, the physical layout of the club has changed a lot. I think that…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

stopped in here last sat. this...

stopped in here last sat. this is the first time I've been here. got there at about 9:30 pm, the place is not hard to find but is out in the west of town.…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

For those that have been members...

For those that have been members of TUSCL for a while, you'll know that Fantasies used to be my favorite place and then a couple of years ago when the rules got tighter and the…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon....

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon. Only my 3rd visit, but the place is quickly becoming a favorite. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer and free shot, which is always a…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

I arrived about 5:00 PM, as...

I arrived about 5:00 PM, as I decided to look at naked girls instead of brake lights as I fought the famous Atlanta traffic called the I-75 parking lot. I have often times used…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

I have visited Foxy a few...

I have visited Foxy a few times since my last review, so this is a bit of a combo report. My most recent time was last week in the evening to see Brittany.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Well, I got conned into going...

Well, I got conned into going to this place by some mutual friends who were veterans in the TJ scene. I would be a little apprehensive myself if I was going alone, shit I probably…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

I was on my way out...

I was on my way out of town a couple of weeks ago and decided to spend some time at the Doll House. I have found this club to be hit or miss depending…

Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club

Mobile, Alabama

Been here several times over the...

Been here several times over the last year. Club doesn't look like much from the outside but once inside it gets lot better. $10 cover to get in. One main bar and one main stage.…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

This place went downhill quickly. ...

This place went downhill quickly. Industrial strip used to have very attractive dancers that combined with the best lap dances in the entire Midwest. Now the dancers are old and tired looking and/or…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Rolled up into the club early...

Rolled up into the club early evening on a Saturday night. It was pretty quiet on the inside with only about 3 or so girls on the floor and dancers were separated out by at…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Spearmint Rhino is probably the biggest...

Spearmint Rhino is probably the biggest name in Las Vegas strip clubs. We went in for a friend’s bachelor party. There were some locals in the party, so we drove ourselves. We got the cover…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Its a big club with two...

Its a big club with two bars and one stage at the centre...During my visit, the club had around 15 girls, all of them really good looking...The girls were pretty friendly and they were approaching…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Made the drive all the way...

Made the drive all the way out to Upland, but it was worth it. Hottest set of strippers I`d ever seen, I guess Friday night really brought out the A team. The club is all…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

In Tampa for business, I stopped...

In Tampa for business, I stopped by both 2001 and Mons Venus across the street. I had much more fun at 2001, on this, my first, trip. I was astonished by the smallness of the main…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I started out around 9PM on...

I started out around 9PM on a Friday night up on 8 Mile at Players, with all the chatter of police raiding the Detroit clubs (read “no extras”) I decided to take the 30 minute…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

The door staff initially wanted a...

The door staff initially wanted a $20 cover but I showed them a free pass to Cheetah's (just down the block) and they offer a deal for admission and 2 free drinks for $25. There…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Late entered review for two weekend...

Late entered review for two weekend night visits last December. Plenty of others have described the physical environment...not much changes here ever. On weekend nights after midnight most of the tables are taken - usually…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I was in the Southfield area...

I was in the Southfield area having dinner before the NCAA Final Four, and having nothing to do I decided to go to BTs around 6:15PM. I know this was near the shift change…

Hyde Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

Some friends that live in St...

Some friends that live in St Pete took my 2 friends and I here after a recent Lightning game. My only Tampa experience had been Mons, so I thought it would be cool to try…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

This was my second visit to...

This was my second visit to Players in a month, and I am really starting to like it. I like that when I go to the bar I am immediately greeted and served. I like…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

It was my brother-in-law's batcherlor party....

It was my brother-in-law's batcherlor party. Although not the best man, I was elected to plan the festivities because of my knowledge of NYC, and I've been known to turn a few "guy's nights out"…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

So this was my first visit...

So this was my first visit to the Foxy Lady. I had always heard about it and decided to venture in. I went a little after 8 and stayed a couple of hours.…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Day shift at this club is...

Day shift at this club is rather thin. Last Tuesday, only 2-3 dancers and no DJ. In hour plus that I was there never saw a dancer on stage. But I sat and talked for…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Based on the reviews here, I...

Based on the reviews here, I thought I'd give EB a shot as I was in want of some high-contact lap dances but nothing necessarily more (unless the right opp came along). I was…

Players Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Just say no....seriuosly! This review is...

Just say no....seriuosly! This review is long overdue, but I stopped by this club about 3 months ago. It's in a bucket of blood neighborhood with mysterious vagrants floating up and down the street. Thank…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Back at Mickey's. Like the...

Back at Mickey's. Like the other recent reviewers, I was curious how things would be after the raids at Sharky's and Sparky's up the street. There were a couple of new faces.…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

This was my first gentlemen's club....

This was my first gentlemen's club. I went there with my husband. Let's start with the atmosphere: it wasn't high class, it wasn't upscale it was sort of mediocre they had like a little…

Sunset Strip

Houston, Texas

Club looks like hell on the...

Club looks like hell on the outside but very nice and modern on the inside. It was a Thursday and was fairly slow. I had just gone in for a beer and don't have too…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

This club is located only half...

This club is located only half Block from bourbon street which is where all the others low profile clubs are, say...Hustler club, showgirls, etc. This club represent the only "5 star" club in town,…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I came here for the Monday...

I came here for the Monday special of $10 a dance. There is no valet parking, but there is a $5 entrance fee. Beer is 6.75. No food menu, but there is a free hot…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Hit Up TJ's after a good...

Hit Up TJ's after a good AMP session. Just wanted see some Tits and Pussy. Free entry, but $12 2 drink min. Got the Pat down then went in. Place is small and clean, barrel…

Hush Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

This was my second gentlemen's club....

This was my second gentlemen's club. I went with my husband and another couple. We went on a Saturday night about midnight. Saturday night is couples night and couples get in for free. When you…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Place seems to have changed significantly...

Place seems to have changed significantly since the last time I was there, bar areas moved, club seemed to be redone some what. Drinks were typical Chicago prices, not bad but a little high.…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Decided it was once again time...

Decided it was once again time for a personal weekend trip to Detroit as I was in need of some serious SC activity. I had recently read several good reviews of the Landing Strip…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Came by on a Thursday around...

Came by on a Thursday around 9PM. It was close to a holiday weekend and figured it would be loaded with girls trying to make money. Walked in and was immediately disappointed.…

Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club

Salem, Oregon

I didn't stay long because I...

I didn't stay long because I didn't need to. Every drink was about $2 more than any other bar in oregon. The girls were.... not good. They have a big sign advertising…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Little Darlings, at core, has the...

Little Darlings, at core, has the girls going for it. Fully nude, young, and very hot. They are of course the star of the show - and of any club. But with being young…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

This is probably the best stip...

This is probably the best stip club in Oregon period. Mainly because there aren't nearly as many dancer-hustlers here. The girls here are generally down to earth and willing to please. I…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Night started out kinda slow but...

Night started out kinda slow but by 11:30pm more dancers stated coming in. Got a dance from a Russian blonde named Karina which was good but she didn't ask me if I want to continue.…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

I seem to go these best...

I seem to go these best rated clubs at the wrong time, but then again maybe not. Someone needs to go at off peak times and check out the scene. They didn't have…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

They are very very pushy here,...

They are very very pushy here, either for a dance or for more drinks... I mean you have 2 drinks that are full on your table and they whisk by you 3 times in…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

The Flight Club is favorite in...

The Flight Club is favorite in Detroit. The drinks and food are good, the staff is very accommodating and the dancers are some of the best in the area. I have been here several times…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

This club is too small to...

This club is too small to have fun in. I suppose you can do alright if you just wanna drink and be ignored. Or tip a lot at the front stage and have…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Second club I have ever visited....

Second club I have ever visited. Amazing girls, all came to sit by me to chat which I enjoyed. Got a private dance from Sofie a 6'1" beauty from Montreal. She was…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I have mentioned on the details...

I have mentioned on the details of this club in past reviews. To highlight this is my favorite club as it offers $10 full contact lap dances where u can touch everywhere but between…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

They have some cheap steaks here,...

They have some cheap steaks here, that's about their best thing they have to offer here. The dancers either seem to have a cute face with a pudgy short body, or and trim and…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

I was actually pretty impressed that...

I was actually pretty impressed that they had some attractive and fit girls for a monday afternoon. The one really special thing about this place is that if you know nothing or very little…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, New Jersey

to all the guys that like...

to all the guys that like their girls to be on the thick side this is the place to go if you are in the nyc area. in fact, it's perhaps the only place to…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Made it back on through on...

Made it back on through on a snowy Valentines day with a buddy of mine after an alumni function nearby. Place was pretty dead maybe 10 customers and about 15 Dancers. So the ratio was…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club & Restaurant

New York, New York

I left Diamond Girls looking for...

I left Diamond Girls looking for some decent looking women and found them at Cheetahs. This is a nice, spacious club which has a bonafide "club" feel to it (unlike some of the closet sized…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

My secoND trip to TC. Went...

My secoND trip to TC. Went in at 730 pm about 6 dancers sitting at the bar. 4 good looking and 2 were ok. About the average ratio of a good club. I paid $2…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Arrived about 2pm, there were 3...

Arrived about 2pm, there were 3 girls that were ready. During my 2 hour stay, 3 more girls arrived. This club has changed alot in the past few months. My last review, dances were $20/song,…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

This is probably my fifth time...

This is probably my fifth time going to Stiletos and it only gets better. There is mandatory valet parking which is good because at the end of your night you just tip them like two…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

This is a good club. Not...

This is a good club. Not quite like Baby Dolls in Dallas (maybe the best club ever) but definitely a great time and a very good value. The first and most important element in a…

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If I only have time to stop at ONE club in Tampa . . .

If I only have time to stop at one club in Tampa, which would you recommend and why? (Based on reviews, it seems my top 3 choices would be MV, 2001, or YS - but the wisdom of the…

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JS69 has competition. :)

I knew things were gonna get freaky just by the way the fat-ass DJ was wheezing with excitement into the microphone as he introduced the trio. It was a perfect recipe for debauchery because the music was right, all three…

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How do you compare to Panda porn?

Average male panda lasts 30 seconds to 5 minutes. This guy set a record at 18 minutes. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-panda-lu-lu-stud-5464979 So how do you compare?

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OT: Easter Thought

One thing that completely baffles me is how, in the year 2015, only 2-8% of Americans can be atheists. How can the number not be much greater?

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How should I answer this question?

So my wife asked me this evening how I have managed to go without sex for the past several months while we've been separated. I couldn't think of any answer other than "I fuck a gorgeous 19 year old…

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Jesus is Risen

Let us praise him by viewing gods most glorious creations: Tits and ass.

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shipping at Kmart

Kmart's 'Ship My Pants' Commercial [HD]: https://youtu.be/B8VMFlx80sA

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McD

McD misadventures....my local McD had to install a garbage disposal in the bathroom sink. I kept shitting in the sink so that soap and water was close by since there is no bidet there. They couldnt figure out to put…

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How much money do Strippers Lose?

How much money do Strippers Lose? The master and I are getting pissed at one of our favs. She is favoring other PLs in the club. Normally I would get 3-4 dances from her and multiplying that by…

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Cheap Therapy

The Internet is a great way to get cheap therapy. I can surf different sites if I have a problem. I am looking forward to getting criticized for this post. It is a great source of entertainment. Have at it lightening bugs!

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OT: Does it look desperate?

..for a 30 something year old to be on tinder?

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4got2wipe

I hope you wiped before this stunt! http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=d34_1428179029

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Sweet Pussy Anyone?

http://m.imgur.com/A8BmWpV

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Have a nice and peaceful Easter.........

You low-brow motherfuckers......

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Golden showers in the VIP room.

Anybody into that? I once had a stripper tell me of a customers that asked her to piss is her shoe and she did and he drank it. Not sure I want to believe that story but there are some…

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Strange Day

A miracle - Jesus tooth x-ray? Differences between men and women - Killing Hitler, suffocate a baby? Dropping a load in K-mart! - Lady shitting in K-Mart? Where is TUSCL heading?

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How would you react if this woman tried to kiss you?

www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-comedian-farah-brook-talks-stranger-kissing-viral-video-article-1.2172108 I'd have groped her breasts and told her they were brilliant! ;)

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Differences between men and women

http://dailym.ai/1GUT3WZ I would have no problem whatsoever killing Hitler, but I don't think I could suffocate the baby.

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A miracle

Just in time for Easter. http://dailym.ai/19Z9HaW

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What brilliant things have you learned from TUSCL?

I've learned that dipping your dick in listermint cures STDs! I did not know that and it is a brilliant factoid! ;) How about you? What have you learned?

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Dropping a load in K-mart! Brilliant!

Woman wearing a T-shirt with a picture of a dump truck and the words "Dropping a load" defecated in a K-mart! http://gawker.com/woman-wearing-dropping-a-load-shirt-busted-pooping-in-1695283803 It would be brilliant if she was crazyjoe's girlfriend! ;)

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

First, as mentioned in my previous...

First, as mentioned in my previous review this is now called The Bare Den. I was told it is owned by the same people that own The Harem and Satin Dolls both in northeast…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Came in for the second half...

Came in for the second half of the first game of the Final Four. Stayed through to midnight. The evening started out slowly as one would expect (despite the dozen plus screens this is not…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

Visiting the Charlotte area for business...

Visiting the Charlotte area for business - only there for one night so I chose this club after reading the reviews. $10 cover - beers were $5.75. Spent time with an older blond spinner named…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I had a free night and...

I had a free night and headed back to the Wheel to spend a little time getting reacquainted with the place. I've seen the declining ratings, but it's not like there are much better alternatives…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

Having some time to spare decided...

Having some time to spare decided to amuse myself. Its in an industrial part of town and is still the dusty place described in the great Gatsby. Babylon. Fitting as several peeps are…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Did a late afternoon/early evening visit...

Did a late afternoon/early evening visit and since I was disappointed early on in not seeing any of my favorites or see anything worth making a new favorite; I found for the first time that…

Glass City Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I was in town visiting people...

I was in town visiting people I know in the area. I had some time before I had to go see them so I visited Glass City. On the way to the club,…

Pulse Gentlemen's Club

Staten Island, New York

To be honest I liked it...

To be honest I liked it better as Lipsticks. We already have a Curves on south shore and we don't need one on north shore. Lipsticks had a biker bar vibe but very down to…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Aw Memoris... Use to visit this...

Aw Memoris... Use to visit this club back when I was 19-20 and liked the whole club vibe it had going. I used to always go on Mondays where the Dances were $10 and you…

Charlie's Angels

Toledo, Ohio

Earlier this day, I visited Glass...

Earlier this day, I visited Glass City. I enjoyed my visit there, but after my visit to Deja Vu I wish I would've saved my money for this club. It cost me $10…

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Quit giving away my money

So I was at a club today and with a stripper I've been with a few times prior. After a little while, before we did any dances, she wanted $1 from me so she could buy a cigarette. It's only $1…

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Anyone watching Kentucky vs Wisconsin?

Looks like a good game. How many people does the stadium hold? I'm estimating over 79,000.

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Naked Woman Robs Convenience Store

http://wvmetronews.com/2015/04/02/naked-robber-arrested/ Why is it that the only women that get drunk and do something naked in public are the ones no one would want to see naked?

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Threesomes

Have you ever had one in the stripclub world or the civilian world? How did it come together? Did you enjoy it? Experiences? I'll talk about my experiences later on this thread, but I've had two in the civilian world, and one in the…

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Don't you just love a hot sexy stripper on stage dancing sexually teasing?

One hot dancer came out on stage with the music playing let me see your pussy. She made some cat like gestures when the song said she was ready for a good chunk of meat. I thought this is great. Hot…

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Obligatory dances ?

Carlos posted a thread about sympathy dances a couple of days ago – I take “sympathy dances” to be getting dances from someone you normally wouldn’t. Do you ever get caught up in the “obligatory dances”; per se – i.e. when…

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Vegas for Couples

Any advice on a couples friendly club in Las Vegas?

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What's your favorite or most played mobile device game?

I downloaded a monopoly game years ago so I have played it the most. It might be the only game I played on my iPad though. How about you?

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What do you do for fun?

I got asked this question again last night. What is your typical answer?

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San Francisco club meet up

Bubba267 and I are planning to meet at a San Fran club early the week of April 13. PM me for details if anyone else is interested in joining us. SJG, this is your last chance. Please join us.…

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What is your club readmission policy?

I was at the Delilah Den, Toms River, on Friday evening. I paid $20 for admission but had to leave shortly to get dinner and some drinks. This is a BYOB club. I made a few calls, obtained dinner, and…

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Bad news for revenge porn sites

http://dailym.ai/1NNzPo6

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PP Greenville,SC

The Greenville County Sheriff needs to leave that club as well as Lust, & TC alone. The need to focus on the drug dealers & Godivas

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Hypocrites

I am happy for this site. I thougt I could not be the only man supporting showclubs. Most of my friends deny they like showclubs. I have always loved them.

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Drinking Beer in Vienna

I'm in Vienna to drink beer and fuck bitches. And I'm just about done drinking beer.

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Richmond Strip Clubs offer Shaka Smart AND his coaching staff unlimited lap danc

According to ESPN News and the Washington Post, two local strip clubs in Richmond, VA, are pulling out all the stops in an attempt to keep the highly rated men's college basketball coach from leaving for the head coaching position…

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Something odd about Fort Myers/Lee County strip clubs.

It's very odd. I just recently moved to Fort Myers, Florida, went to all Fort Myers proper strip clubs (Lookers, Babes, and Scarlett's Cabaret), and at all 3 of them, there was two way contact, and even customers including…

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Detroit Curtains = It's curtains!!!!

Just got back from a clubbing night in detroit and man I was disappointed. I started out at players and was immediately attacked by the girl that hung on me last time. This would be fine, but I…

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Pregnant Strippers in Illinois?

Hey, anyone out there know of any clubs in Illinois that currently have pregnant strippers?

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Wilmington DE 2AMer.

Delaware State Police are investigating a shooting that occurred in the parking lot of a strip club near Wilmington early Friday. According to police, the incident occurred in the parking lot of the Gold Club at 1031 South Market Street…

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SCs Catering To A Specific Clientele

By specific clientele I mean guys that work in one industry. I have in mind my favourite Alberta SC, the Rig Pig, that caters to guys who work in the oil patch. The club is located in a gritty town…

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Seriously hot girls

There's some seriously hot girls amongst this lot, agreed? http://boobs-selfshots.tumblr.com/

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www.oldje.com the best in old men fucking young girls

If u love this shit as i know u do....it must be tuscl approved lol Www.oldje.com

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Farmerart, he had a ranch...

E I E I O..... Around his ranch, he had some cats... E I E I O...... With a blast blast here, and a blast blast there.... Here a blast, there a blast, everywhere a blast blast.. Farmerart, he had no cats... E I E I…

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Always Remember

Always remember that naked tits, pussy, getting laid, and bragging about it is supposed to be fun.

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Sexiest celebrity stripper scenes.

http://perezhilton.com/galleries/celebrity-stripper-scenes-gifs/?id=451511#.VR7SjvnF-So

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Surprising things in the VIP

What's the most surprising thing a dancer has done to you or for you in the VIP. I'm not talking about stuff you've asked for, what has she offered or done that just really shocked or amazed you? For me…

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Have you ever had a dancer call you a drinking buddy and sit and talk with you f

Then only a year or 2 later you wonder, what in the world did you talk about? She was one of the hottest dancers in the club so I wasn't trying to get rid of her except maybe after…

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Pornstar gifts

My favorite porn star will pose in a picture with the gift and publicly thank them on twitter. She also may use an outfit bought by a fan in one of her scenes. I posted earlier about gifts for porn stars.

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Long Island glory hole !!!

I'm interested in trying a glory hole.

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Work affair.

I just learned yesterday of two people on the same shift in different departments hooking up at my job. The man is a manager of the other department. The woman works in my department on a different shift. I am not…

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Smooth Snatch

http://imgbox.com/g/OlWI7BcwCc I need to stay away from this site when I come home still drunk from work lol

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VIP room curtains coming off

I do not know how many people from Detroit are on the this website. But Detroit city passed law to remove curtain from the vip rooms. They are starting on 8 miles road clubs to comply with the law which…

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God bless Amerika

Lil Wayne - God Bless Amerika: http://youtu.be/_Nb4EHY_2bI

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Finally!

A news story which suggests that I have a larger than average sized penis. http://dailym.ai/1FkNKOJ

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Granny Hair

Latest fashion among young women Coming to a strip club near you???? http://elitedaily.com/envision/going-grey-for-fashion-photos/979772/

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What's your sexual fetish?

Since it has many meanings, I am defining a fetish as: : a strong and unusual need or desire for something : a need or desire for an object, body part, or activity for sexual excitement (http://i.word.com/idictionary/fetish) It finally dawned on me a few…

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Strip Clubs on Map function.

What has happened to the strip clubs on map function. I can't find it or an I just ignorant of how to find it. It was very helpful in planning club crawls.

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Whipped Cream and Other Delights, Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, 1965

I just learned about this album cover. Even though it doesn't show that much skin, not by todays standards, I still find it to be a really powerful turn on. http://chrisfarnsworth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Herb-Alpert-Whipped-Cream.jpg Outtakes http://stuffnobodycaresabout.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Cover-Whipped-Cream-Outtake-large.jpg http://stuffnobodycaresabout.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Whipped-Dolores-Erickson-outake-2.jpg Now of course to me, this is suggestive of todays…

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OT but being serious

Just meet my 2 year old son from a fling 2 years ago...it came as a shock to me...im just thankful the bitch came lookin for my ass...i love my babies....she even gave him my last name....means a lot to…

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Inside scoop on Platinum Plus in Greenville

Well, I finally got some inside information on PP in Greenville, although, it wasn't easy - my contacts were pretty tight lipped on the topic. What I have heard is that this is more of an internal investigation of…

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Boobie Pics :)

http://imgbox.com/g/x7cZSLwaCs

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RCI Hospitality announces an agreement to settle in full a New York based federa

"The settlement has been filed for preliminary court approval. Trial was scheduled to begin April 27, 2015 Under terms of the agreement: RCI Entertainment (New York), Inc. and Peregrine Enterprises, Inc. will make up to $15 million available to class members…

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OT: Evil Corporate America/Economic Collapse

How about that news yesterday? Corporate America bringing pressure on politicians to end laws which would allow discrimination. SJG and Josh43 were right about how evil they were all along. Then there is other news about companies proactively increasing wages for…

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Condoms are not enough protection. You need this product too. :)

https://scroguard.com/how-it-works/

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GF and Strippers

I noticed while I was in that short lived relationship, that while I was dating the girlfriend I actually had a desire to visit strippers with more frequency then I did before. This ever happen to anybody else?

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Is it really all about the pussy?

Well yesterday went out for a bar in Destin, Fl. Stopped by Sammys. When I felt like I didn't want to be bored or put to sleep any longer. I decided to leave and check out another club down the…

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Apparently in Floriduh Sheriffs need body guards.

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. - The former bodyguard and personal driver of Broward Sheriff Scott Israel was arrested Wednesday along with two other deputies. Troy Wilkins, 49; Reginald Kenneth Arteta, 29; and Alberto Ferreras, 31, are all accused of illegally working security at…

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The Stripper and the Cat.

My cat never let me down.

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Best Dick Moves

Since it's April Fools Day, I thought I'd ask if any of you have ever made a dick move to get back at a club or dancer who ripped you off or just pissed you off? I think you should…

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Sex, Drugs and Dubstep muzak

For your acid infused stripper sex club tripp mane Best Filthy Dubstep 2011 [Wobble Sex] (DJ Hєctιc_…: http://youtu.be/B94gWAYwLFU

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Please Warm My Weiner

A great strip club song...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW0M2zEx-7g

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Juice might just be the mane

Not only do i provide the best in entertainment but the best in product reviews as wellas maybe the largest benefactor tuscl has ever seen Juice a true tuscl hall o fammer

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Georgia House passes Strip Club Bill

Another tax on strip clubs to benefit the victims of all the non existent sex trafficking. ATLANTA — The Georgia House of Representatives passed a constitutional amendment charging strip clubs to provide services for victims of child sexual abuse. Here’s how…

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Reflections on ATF

As im getting ready to make a casino run to yern more strip club money for the month of april ...i started reflecting on my past ATF....im a sexy over weight man but most beautiful bitches think a man like…

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Rude people suck.

The title says it all.

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Discussion Thread Idea

Hi All... I was thinking of making each discussion author the master of that post, meaning the author can delete comments to the thread. Is this a good or bad idea? Discuss. thanks F

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Accusation by association

I'm going to piggyback, again, off of Papi_Chulo's discussion "Guilty by Association." Have any of you ever received an early warning from a stripper that she "doesn't do those things" after she's spotted you with a certain dancer or noticed…

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I think we need to give Rick Dugan another chance

April Fools bitches!!!!

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Oral

Whoever in the history of man discovered the blow job should be given a lifetime achievement award.

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Pornstar gifts

Why do people buy gifts for porn stars from the porn stars' wish list? Isn't it a waste of money? They already are laughing all the way to the bank.

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Your a great guy, but your too nice...

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that from a woman who I was attracted to I would be rich. Let's see. You want me to treat you badly (lying, cheating, etc.)? Anyways, I no longer care about being…

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#1 Rule to dating a stripper

The Ipecac Car Wash: http://youtu.be/rWkeXu_4v7s

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My Ignore List

So what do you folks make of these two facts? a) I keep talking about how people on my ignore list don't bother me anymore because I can't even notice them thanks to the power of ignore! b) I keep posting the…

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The Best Lap Dance Ever

This is why I woke up in a hotel room last week that was strewn with $20 bills. She brought several different outfits for the evening. Very thoughtful of her to let me choose. I recognize three…

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Whats that smells like Fish, Mama........

Food, if you really want to know..... Heres a snappy tune from the 30"s....yes, i think he is singing about what I think he's singing about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGVShoAWp00

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Won't get ripped off again

She starts in the middle of a song. I'm irritated but get over it. Her dances are good with excellent potential that is never fully realized. After a bit I say thanks let's stop at 3 songs.…

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Off topic: Cam Girls/Skype

Anyone ever tried watching cam girls? There are a few sites I go to sometimes when I'm bored, where you can watch women do stuff by tipping them with "tokens." I've always just watched for free, and have let the…

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Extras in Denver Stripclubs?

Fellas, My travels will be taking me to Denver soon. What clubs are the best for extras? Thanks!

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I'm totally gonna do this tomorrow.

Since tomorrow is April Fools Day imma go to numerous clubs get a bunch of dances from a stripper and when she wants her money say "April Fools". I'm not even gonna bring more than $10 into each club with me.…

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Sympathy dances, anyone?

The great discussion Papi_Chulo started, "Guilty by Association?", got me thinking of a gorgeous red head who danced for me years ago at my favorite nude club. She had a beautiful face and the most perfect body I'd ever seen…

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Different times, Different Signs

Winston Churchill would hold up two fingers in the shape of "V" during World War II. V for Victory. The hippies and anti war protesters during the Vietnam era used the same symbol for "peace". In…

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Guilty by association ?

Has a dancer ever made comments to you b/c of whom you have gotten dances from – i.e. made comments b/c you may have gotten dances from what they consider a “dirty dancer”. Or have they made sorta negative comments to…

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The Rights Of Spring

1. The Masters in Augusta 2. Fishing https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=AwrBT0f7.hpVGsMAR3lXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTEzZDcyNzk0BGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDREZENl8xBHNlYwNwaXZz?p=nude+girls+trout+fishing&fr=sfp&fr2=piv-web

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Armed and Ready

Man oh man, going to be in Detroit all weekend. Two nights and 1 day of clubbing and I'm armed with an Uber app so I'm ready to party!!!! I haven't been able to spend 2 full nights in…

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Evolution

The resume of my club experience is pretty much limited to NC, SC, TN, & GA. Mostly in NC and in particular, Charlotte NC. Seen several clubs come and go but truly wish that some of my…

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American Teen Has First Ever Penis Reduction Surgery

here's the article.... thoughts?? http://dommmbox.com/world-news/american-teen-has-first-ever-penis-reduction-surgery/?uid=triniboy5006

Things Dancers should know about Customers

I always read the strip club etiquette articles written by strippers. To be honest they sound more like a list of pet peeves to me. I think there are things about the guys that come to your club that you should know. 1) Guys spend money just to come in. We are not responsible for your salary. On the money issue, I think you girls should be more understanding. For the majority of guys it takes us much longer to earn it then it does to spend it on a lap dance. So if the guy tips you while you're dancing, or elects to take you to do lap dance, you should understand he thinks you stand out above the rest…