So browsing the news on Yahoo this evening... and there was an article on "Sex Toys that are too Real," originally posted in the Huffington Post:
The one toy everyone needs, and it's only around $8,500!!!! Framerart, buy me 2 of 'em and throw 1 in for my buddy Motorhead!!!!
I'd spend $8500 on my ATF (and probably have) before I spend it on a masturbation toy. I can already do that for free.