Funny ATF Night
rockstar666
Illinois
So, my ATF says she's bored so I pop in to the club. The place is empty but she has 2 regulars so she's busy. I can wait. I have some drunk idiot sitting next to me at the bar talking shit. I'm hoping my ATF rescues me. Meanwhile my #2 is making out with a guy 20 years her junior 2 stools over. Not a problem for me with her, but I'm missing my ATF and wishing my #2 didn't have a fan because she knows the score with my ATF and I take care of her anyway. The ATF finally comes over and says she needs a lung dart break. Fine. I'm thinking I should go as I'm pissed off, but she comes back and we go to the CR where she rocks my world. She says 'text me any time when you can come over to 'smoke a bowl' so I now have carte blance to see her OTC...? I don't pay her for that BTW. So...things are looking up....? I guess she just wanted to make $$ and I shouldn't take it personally...both regulars were like 80 years old so it's not like she's interested in them...but I hate to be taken for granted. Good thing I have TUSCL to kick my ass for having feelings for a dancer; yes I'm an idiot.
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Hey, 80 is the new 75.
no I don't have an issue with guys taking their phone in the club. my rule (which was a joke) was for all the toolboxes that would whine that a stripper stole their phone or they lost it inside the club - easy solution - don't take it inside the club!
I don't take mine in because it's so damn big I can't put it in my jeans pocket and comfortably sit down - and I also don't want to lug it around with me... so I leave that shit in my car, hoping the valet will play with it and get me past level 128 on Candy Crush.