Diva, I want a lap dance with you.

Diva, I want a lap dance with you.

I've got more money than these other guys (except Dougster and LMN), and I'm ready to spend it too.

A disgusting pig you may say, but then again I'm at tuscl to stay.
Given how I satisfy the DS, and you know I don't lie, don't you think I'm at least worth a try.

So PM me your location, I won't try to get you in bed,
Unless of course you're a guy, and if so I'll let Dougster go in my stead.