Potential CraigsList escapade
IronFox22
Ohio
My little story:
Every once in awhile, perhaps because I'm both bored and horny and have no plans to hit the clubs on a particular night, I'll post an ad or two on the local Craigs List to test the waters. I did it again a few nights ago. I always post in the Casual Encounters section, where all kinds of insane stuff goes up. My ad always says something along the sof "Respectful Guy seeking quick handjob." The body of the ad always indicates that I will treat the girl with respect, will only take 15 or 20 minutes of their time, and will also buy them dinner (if they want). I also subtly indicate that other donations might also be available.
Along with the spam, I always seem to get one or two responses from girls who really do need the money (70/80 or so). I have yet to pull the trigger on any of these out of sheer paranoia.
Here's the series of responses I got from a girl tonight: (Asterisks indicate redactions)
"1) I'm near ************** if that is local to you if you drive. what kind of compensation are we talking about and would you wanna do this tonight? text me at ********* "
So I make sure she's old enough, and she responds with:
2) "Sure I'm 27 and that shouldn't be a problem. I'll be up for a while. Can you message me on my phone, is a lil easier. Am I local enough for you 2 come to."
3) "Here's a picture of myself for you. I hope you like skinny girls lol and here's my number again ******** "
The picture shows that she's very skinny and moderate attractive with glasses and a few piercings. She looks, well, legit.
I send her one final e-mail indicating it's a bit late for tonight (but I'll try), but I definitely want to get together at some point over the next day or two, as I've been working a lot and simply need to release some stress. Finally, her last response:
4) "Naw I'll be up sweetie if you don't mind doing this a bit late. But it has its advantages.. The freeway should be empty so it'll be quicker drive time than usual. Lol. I'm basically a single parent and it's time to pay my bills. I don't mind earning my cash ;) so please, shoot me a text on my phone and keep in touch with email until we have something figured out so I don't think you turn uninterested. I don't mind talking on the phone 2 voice verify as well. Hope to hear from you and this made you comfortable about meeting me."
Anybody want to comment on her general tone? It would be much appreciated. Thanks in advance.
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I'd usually get a few offers from prostitutes, along with fat girls and the occasional married+hot+cheating +crazy type. The latter is really only good when travelling far from home.
It's fairly common. From ads I've responded to, I've gotten things as explicit as "60 bj, 100 sex" right off the bat, in the first reply. When I post an ad, it doesn't take very much longer.
@IronFox22: Sounds no less legit than a lot I've seen. Just make sure it's not a dude (unless that's your thing, of course). Seen too many of those kind of responses.
If she knows what she is doing, she'll understand implicitly what you expect. Experienced providers will appreciate your discretion. If she pushes by overtly offering an act for an amount, my LE sensors go off and I take a pass. I watched an LE sting take place recently in front of my eyes from an undercover SW in SFO. As I slowly rolled by, she hollared at me "How about 60 for a blow job?" I loudly said "No, no, no." She yelled the same to the car behind me. He must have said "O.K." because, in my rear view mirror, at the light, I saw him being pulled out of his car and cuffed.
P4P has been around forever - often tines many PLs think it's an automatic “I'm going to get mugged scenario” - not saying this does not happen but it's probably a tiny %.
Back in the day b/f the Internet – many dudes would troll the streets and pick streetwalkers – it was fairly common and one kinda ran similar risks or maybe even more.
As I mentioned – P4P has been around since the beginning of time so there will always be women willing to be compensated for satisfying men's desires – 99.9% are just looking to get paid and not run up on a dude.
I think the biggest risk is the woman will show up and won't match her pic. Maybe it's her, 30 pounds heavier than her pic. Happens a lot in online dating. Then you get to decide if you want to go ahead or punt.
And then, she probably hasn't wanked a guy off since high school, and as her wrist gets tired the whole thing will seem more and more awkward as she won't look at you (or your cock) at all intently staring at anything else.
And of course, she doesn't want to try a BJ or fuck when she can't get you off with a HJ, because she has a BF, or "just doesn't do that".
There is usually an advantage to hiring a pro.