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Here's What Men Really Think About Women's Pubic Hair.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/10/women-pubic-hair_n_7544288.html?cps=gravity_2437_7338052050537650160

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"The goal is to make something that will arouse someone on an emotional, intelle

Yeah, right http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/12/technology/robotica-sex-robot-realdoll.html?ref=technology&_r=5

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Dude your car 2

So I pranked someone and they fell for it hard...lmfao. I go to the drive thru coffee place. I took a pic of a cae belonging toone of the baristas. I used the app to make a pretty good dent.…

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Ever use the yellow pages for escorts back in the day?.....

I did in the 80's twice, when I was pining over a girl who left me. I noticed sections that advertised dancers, models, entertainers to your door. Ok. The first one was a pretty cute girl who wanted $80 for…

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what is better?

Ass or TITTIES!

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TUSCL professional members

I have seen the gamut of professions on here. From medical doctors to college students. I'm curious as to whether you would seek out a "professional" for their services knowing that he/she was a horn dog member of TUSCL? And…

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My real name is

Foque Pronounced fuck you

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Did you see LeBron's Zipper Ripper?

Neither did I. I don't watch gay porn.

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Dude your car

Try out this app. It is awesome! You can take a picture of a friend's car and photoshop dents, scratches or a boot and send it to them. They will freak the hell out! One of my friends is on…

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Less carful if single and unemployed

For those of you who are married or in a serious relationship, and who also have traditional 9-to-5 jobs, how different would your strip club/mongering activities be if you were single and un-employed? Let's assume that you do not have…

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Sex with a Co-Worker

I was thinking of asking a female co-worker for sex on an upcoming business trip. This would only happen after a separation agreement has been signed with the ball and chain. And yes I am this person's boss.…

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Fuck"em

Fuck"em

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How many of us Pay for membership vs adding club reviews?

I normally just write up a review every couple months to check up on some SCs but Ive reviewed most of the SCs in my area. I looked at the pay membership link and i think there was an…

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Was I being a jerk!

Went out on an actual date last night for Mexican food! Woman notices me looking at the waitress! I admit that I like the fact that waitress is wearing tight shorts! Not a brilliant end to the evening! :(

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Good looking female golfer saves a life

This is the story I was looking for yesterday. http://www.wspa.com/story/29302613/ngu-golfer-childs-honored-for-saving-a-mans-life-while-she-played-in-a-tourney I'd get dances from her if she stripped instead.

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The Infamous GVL PP $2 Bill

In a previous thread the subject was brought up. I was wondering if anyone ever tried to deposit one into an ATM that directly accepts cash without an envelope? Does the ATM recognize it? BTW - I hated those suckers

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Less Careful if Single and Self-Employed

For those of you who are married or in a serious relationship, and who also have traditional 9-to-5 jobs, how different would your strip club/mongering activities be if you were single and self-employed? Let's assume that you do not have…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Treasures is always one of my...

Treasures is always one of my favorite clubs to visit while in Vegas, this time was no different. Club is decent size, upscale, girls are great and management stays out of your way. It seems…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Went to the bird around Sunday...

Went to the bird around Sunday evening around 8, it was dead, only 3 or 4 girls working. One of them was cute but she was taken. SO then I met this cute black spinner…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I heard a lot about "the...

I heard a lot about "the bird" from friends so I thought I would scope it out for the first time. There is a huge stage which was empty a fair amount of the time…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Time for my periodic visit to...

Time for my periodic visit to Flamingo. Got there about 9 PM and the place looked deserted. One other patron was sitting at a table on the side. I saw one dancer across…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

So I was in Miami for...

So I was in Miami for a week and decided to hit up a SC. After the reviews from fellow TUSCL members I decided to give this place a try. I first walked into this…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

I stopped in a couple of...

I stopped in a couple of months ago on a Tuesday. Things were kind of slow, but considering it was 1:00 PM on a weekday, it wasn't bad. I like this place, since it is…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

came in late Friday afternoon for...

came in late Friday afternoon for a couple of beers and see what talent was in town this week .... very good week. The girls dancing on stage were all 9 - 10. Stunning girls…

Sportsmen's Lodge Gentlemen's Club

Canton, Ohio

Stopped in late a couple of...

Stopped in late a couple of Saturdays ago. It was not very busy, and there were about 5 or 6 girls working, all very attractive. The cover was $7, and I just had a…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Christies Cabaret is one of the...

Christies Cabaret is one of the best strip club I have ever visited. I went there at about 9:30pm and there are several beautiful girls at the entrance welcoming the guests. I got a Bikini…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

This is the best club in...

This is the best club in the Tampa bay area in my opinion. All of the dancers are very attractive - Thee Dollhouse really only hires the most attractive women. The dress code for the…

Lido Lounge

Cleveland, Ohio

I went to Lido on a...

I went to Lido on a Friday afternoon around 6:30pm. When I got there, they hadn't started the stage rotation yet, but there were a few customers and dancers in the club. I sat…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went to the Synn club on...

Went to the Synn club on Thursday evening, they are running the $75 VIP special. Enough people have reviewed the layout inside already, so I am not going to address too much in here. One…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

I'm not a serious hobbyist but...

I'm not a serious hobbyist but I go once in a while. I've had this place on my list for various reasons, and I stopped in to finally check it out. There were…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Back to good ol KH VII....

Back to good ol KH VII. I was on a trip to LA and stopped by to kill some time and enjoyed as usual. Layout is chill if especially if you enjoy sitting at the…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

High Schools in the area must...

High Schools in the area must have just graduated their senior class and some of the females decided to pursue dancing instead of the usual waitressing and retail jobs. Of the seven ladies in attendance,…

BodyTalk Sports Bar

Port St. Lucie, Florida

18+ club. Thursday $5 cover over...

18+ club. Thursday $5 cover over 21, $20 cover under 21. You may touch the girls, rub tits and ass and such-its allowed if you are nice. Not a large place but they had quite…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Southampton, England

I have tended to find FYEO...

I have tended to find FYEO best in Southampton but I was around and decided to give Playhouse another try. I think that it is now only open on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. And since…

Macombo Lounge

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This place is located on the...

This place is located on the southeast corner of Georgia Avenue and Jefferson St. (just south of Missouri Road) Parking is available on the curb within a block or a block and a…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I've been to the blue several...

I've been to the blue several times over last few years and without a doubt it's the best value club in the NE. Last trip was no exception. The place was packed with hotties.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Stopped by Tootsies on a Tuesday...

Stopped by Tootsies on a Tuesday afternoon. This time I was driving a dark grey dodge van. I like driving high up and a van gives me a little better gas mileage. As usual parking was so…

Magic Gentleman's Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Stopped in after work last night....

Stopped in after work last night. I hadn't been to this club before, but some of the previous reviews caught my attention, and since I was nearby I figured why not check it out. Got frisked…

Sam's After Dark

Los Angeles, California

Came here on a late saturday...

Came here on a late saturday night around 3am. Everyone from the sister "sams hofbrau" come here after 2am. Got a free drink after paying the cover. When i walked in the dj was on…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Classy club in the middle of...

Classy club in the middle of downtown Portland. I was planning on hitting up multiple clubs during my stopover in Portland, but ended up staying here the entire night. The layout was nice…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Been a lurker for a while...

Been a lurker for a while but have decided to start participating. Carnival is an old standby for me. Since way back. The place really never changes. I like Henry who…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

LD continues to be one of...

LD continues to be one of the most hard-to-figure clubs in Baltimore. They obviously spent some money a couple of years back making it a nice place (though there's a feeling of "we use Hustler…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

It had been a few months...

It had been a few months since I last visited, so I decided to stop by after work when I was in the area. I had read about the bouncers in the lap dance…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

I found a few open afternoon...

I found a few open afternoon hours on a recent trip to Miami and headed to The Body Shop based on TUSCL input. The club is easy to find, but far from…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Very convenient to the I-65...7 dollar...

Very convenient to the I-65...7 dollar admission on a Friday afternoon...High number of girls for a Friday afternoon...maybe 15-20...stage shows are top less only...There are some girls here that really like to get up close…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Very convenient to the I-65...7 dollar...

Very convenient to the I-65...7 dollar admission on a Friday afternoon...High number of girls for a Friday afternoon...maybe 15-20...stage shows are top less only...There are some girls here that really like to get up close…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

honestly, I do not know where...

honestly, I do not know where to begin. I went in on a Wednesday at about 3:15pm - I probably got there too late. it was packed the goal was to compare the club to some of…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

a series of Thursday afternoon visits...

a series of Thursday afternoon visits in May I found a rare 'unicorn' K as she only works infrequently - blonde 30's attractive, had some surgeries, 2 exploratory floor dances, VIP, she found her way to…

The Den Gentlemen's Club

Cheyenne, Wyoming

I was very nervous going into...

I was very nervous going into the club, When I went in, the atmosphere was not what I expected. The dancers were welcoming and very nice. The stage was awesome and the club was very…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I visited on a Thursday...

I visited on a Thursday night around 10:30 - 11;00 pm. the bar area was packed and there was only one dancer on a small stage there where also quite a few dancers walking…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Huge club, pleanty of dancers, mostly...

Huge club, pleanty of dancers, mostly latinas though. I had a great time, I wnet at around 5PM and drinks and dances were half price, no cover fee, no parking fee unless you want valet…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

First visit to this club. Walked...

First visit to this club. Walked in, there was no cover and it was quiet with around 6 or 8 other guys inside. I was told there was no waitress service so I had to…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I got summoned to the club...

I got summoned to the club yesterday by the ATF. I had mentioned I might be in, so she texts all attitude that she had put other customers on hold expecting me. It was…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

This place is the best. No...

This place is the best. No drink hassle, no hard sell for dances. You can chill on the back line or off to the side without any pressure. Sure, the girls come around and ask…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This isn't a strip club per...

This isn't a strip club per because there isn't a stage or bar but it is attached to an adult store. There is a separate entrance and I've been here on two other visits…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

I went there on Friday afternoon...

I went there on Friday afternoon and it was slow so I was hopping to get some attention from the dancers but unfortunately they were not interested and I was not going to ask them…

Club Desire

City of Orange, New Jersey

Desire is advertising on its door...

Desire is advertising on its door for day-shift dancers, so I decided to stop by last Wednesday around 4 to see what was up. The first thing I noticed, as pointed out by other…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

This is BY FAR my favorite...

This is BY FAR my favorite club in Indy. I've been to several others, not all, but almost all in Indy, and this one just rules them all. I've been many, many times (well over…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

After being a Bazz patron for...

After being a Bazz patron for years (due to the high mileage and $$ value), I moved out of state. Came back in the area and decided to give ol' faithful a try. Inflation had…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

Went in for customer appreciation day,...

Went in for customer appreciation day, There were loads of girls a few guys no one was getting dances. Drink prices are still ok but not great, I was told that they remodeled the vip…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I went last Saturday night. I...

I went last Saturday night. I have not been here in a while And I saw a few familliar faces and a few I have not seen before. I was greeted by one of the…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Another good time at the Centerfolds....

Another good time at the Centerfolds. Lots of hot younger girls as usual. This club seems to have a high rate of dancers just out of high school and early 20's. There are some older…

Expose

San Diego, California

Went by this place on the...

Went by this place on the way home from work because of the free lunch and the naked chicks. It looked small from the outside. You pay $20 for the entrance and that comes with…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Platinum Plus is now Platinum Dolls....

Platinum Plus is now Platinum Dolls. They have been advertising their 11-7 happy hour and new VIP suites so I decided to leave work a bit early to check it out. Cover for happy…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

This is a hearsay review based...

This is a hearsay review based on information relayed to me by dancers that had recently stopped working at Diva's. This information should be taken with a grain of salt (assuming the moderator allows…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Decided to follow a friend here...

Decided to follow a friend here to see how this place is compared to others in the area. I wasn't going to hold it against a gold standard looking at it from the parking…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I started off my night here....

I started off my night here. I've been here a bunch of times before so I knew what to expect, or at least that's what I thought. First off, the usual white girl came over…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Still my favorite Space Coast club....

Still my favorite Space Coast club. I'm in the area a few times a year and visit the other local clubs, but Cheaters remains my favorite. I only had one free night this…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

This has become the premier club...

This has become the premier club in the CoI scene. They have all colors, flavors and sizes you might be looking for at the best quality. I had just come from Paradise after getting annoyed…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I hadn't been here in awhile,...

I hadn't been here in awhile, but was heading down I81 with time to kill and thought I would stop in for a beer and some eye candy. I know better than to get…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Another semi-annual trip to the east...

Another semi-annual trip to the east coast, and of course I had to make the trip to Vic's. My kind of place. Late afternoon I walked in, wearing my very loose, stretchy and too-short perv…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

Everybody seems to know it as...

Everybody seems to know it as the last strip club left on the Berlin Turnpike. I visit every few weeks around happy hour / shift change. The night time girls are really starting to get…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

So let me start by saying...

So let me start by saying they gave me to choices upon entering the place. One was regular admission and the other was VIP access which basically let you into all areas of the club.…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

After hearing that Paradise City had...

After hearing that Paradise City had changed it's name to the Boxxx Office, decided to check it out. Went on a Monday evening around 9pm and there were only 3 dancers to about 15…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Came back here and I visited...

Came back here and I visited around 4pm on a Friday. No cover. I asked if there was a minimum drinks, he said no but then had a gal lead me to a seat and…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

I have been visiting this club...

I have been visiting this club for 14 years. The last 2 times have been terrible. This place is headed in the wrong direction. You think you are getting a good deal, but it's…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

Located well off the beaten path,...

Located well off the beaten path, it sits just past a scrap yard in the woods, from the outside the club doesn't inspire much but they're hardly going to build the Taj Mahal given its…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Went back to the cities best...

Went back to the cities best club on a Wednesday late afternoon. Not much changed. Free cover and valet is in force. I don't know why people hate the valet so much especially given how…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Went to the club again after...

Went to the club again after a couple months. I was there around 6:30 and not too many patrons around at that time but it was filling up. Cover was $10 and the drink $7. Waited…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

I used to live in Erie...

I used to live in Erie and went to Partners a couple times. I knew about the extras, but never partook--I'd had a few tremendous room dances, though. I was in town for a few…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Little Darlings is located downtown and...

Little Darlings is located downtown and is in the basement underneath a limgerie/adult shop. Cover is $20 which covers unlimited alchoholic drinks, but the waitress is slow so dont expect to get your moneys…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Honestly because of the location, I...

Honestly because of the location, I would not have visited the club except for the fact a dancer I knew from another club suggested I come here and check things out. The club is new and…

How I Accidentally became a Stripper

When I started stripping it was an absolute accident. I know what you're thinking , how does one strip by ACCIDENT ? Let me start ad first , when I went to apply, I was on desperate need for a job. One of my good friends was a go-go dancer. I was living in the country side though, far away from the main city where all the clubs were. When I asked her if there were any places closer, she told me about one near her. Which although the drive was about 45 minutes from me, it beat an hour an a half any day. So I went there to speak to someone, little did I know what…

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if u love black thick ass twerk u must watch this...aka papi chulo watch

Plies - Blue Hunda - Official Episode 1 Video (DL…: http://youtu.be/Oln4RQhES_A

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bitch u gone to make it

Billy Blue ft. Plies - Bitch You Gone Make It: http://youtu.be/Cw-kVwIXSUo

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perfect strip club muzik playboy

PLIES - If She Gone Fuck (Prod. by Shawn T) [Offi…: http://youtu.be/DvjkVdU_tmI

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Ricky boy selling his system again lol

Ask A Player Episode 3: http://youtu.be/sCORdmkcSPU

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i would love to fuck this bitch but would you ?

Lil Debbie - ME & YOU - Official Video: http://youtu.be/sJ5SmlZZihA

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My "CF" told me to go find a new girl

I hate that dealing with strippers is like walking on eggshells. You pay them compliments and they don't give a fuck. But boy, you say something they don't like and they drop you like a piece of trash. I had been…

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would you buy dances from these bitches

RiFF RAFF x GHETTY - VERSACE FRENCH TOAST (PROD. …: http://youtu.be/5XdmjT4qWFo

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funniest name called your penis ?

Dancer last night called mine a banana

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juicy bitching about a small dick...hmmmm

Is that why my mom bought you a magnifying glass and tweezers for your b day?

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Q and A with Crazy Joe

Fire away kids

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Accepting food from Strippers.

Yesterday a stripper came around soliciting table dances. She also had a plastic bag full of home made brownies and offered me one. I asked if they were laced with weed and she said no but I still passed. I…

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bitch said i had a lil dick

Fuck her that bitch had a huge pussy

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A conundrum

I'm simultaneously bored of clubbing and want to club. I guess I now get why you dudes do OTC. I've lost interest in ITC VIP. It's not that comfortable, not that private, and bang for the buck is a gamble. Unfortunately a…

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what i spent on pussy in the year of our lord in 2014

Civi dates $1,250 Online hookers $1,250 Massage Parlors $1,250 Strip Clubs $3,750 Total $7,500

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Service dog hero

A service dog threw his body in front of a minibus to save a life. http://www.wspa.com/story/29283079/service-dog-throws-self-in-bus-path-to-protect-blind-owner I heard service dogs were specially trained for the blind and others. They are not just pets. Not everyone seems aware of their special status.…

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Women can be PLs Too

Even if I'm a disgusting pig and pathetic looser for having regular sex with a woman 35 years younger than me, at least I'm not alone. There are plenty of women just as pathetic and disgusting as me. http://dailym.ai/1cOxETs

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Rejecting strippers because you know you can get her 4 free

From time to time i find dancers i know in the civi world i can pull for free aka at lest dinner and movie lol I say fuck no to these stripper wanna beez How bout chew faggots ?

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Local NAACP leader pretends to be black (is this progress?)

The video of the reporter calling her out at the end is great, that part starts at about 7:55: http://m.kxly.com/news/did-naacp-president-lie-about-her-race-city-investigates/33533026 http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2015/jun/11/board-member-had-longstanding-doubts-about-truthfu/ Dolezal added: “We’re all from the African continent.” Papi needs to be hired to vet all these women. He knows the difference between…

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you can break my penis

Seriousness lets stop talking like faggots

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shadoe skeet writes shill reviews for follies

What a faggot mall cop this old bitch is

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some bitches dont get how to suck dick

I like good pressures from hard sucks Most retard chicks just barely nipple it Also just hold still and let me just face fuck you until she vomits up my dreams

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You can't break your penis!

Despite a claim in an earlier thread today - you can't break your penis. Most primates have a penis bone (baculum) but humans do NOT have a penis bone. Y'all Southern Baptists believe that God took a rib…

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Preppy was a Nazi

Screech turned out to be the bad boy of the "Saved by the Bell" cast. But did you know Zack was a boy Nazi? http://www.boyactors.org.uk/actors/1021.jpg "Highway to Heaven" circa 1986

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Eating Pussy

I have read and heard lately from several sources that I considered reliable (ie women) that most men are too vigorous and forceful when eating pussy. They suggested that men should do it more softly with lighter kissing and…

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what if Fuzzy Holes CLOSED?

Where would juicego when he was in Johnson City Tennessee?

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turgid bonur tramp stamp

If you saw those words on a striper how hard would you laugh ?

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so did shadoe skeet break his dick ?

Seriously its obvious shadoe skeet is a faggot all he talks about is dicks

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Shadoe Skeet is a wanna be moderator

Lol title says it all about this faggot

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she shows me her pussy at the table !

Was clubbing last night and without a tip, dance or warning she layes back in her chair spreads eagle and pulls the panties back then says "$175 i suck your dick you pet miss kitty" Omg ! Talking about closing a…

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Taking ice to the arctic

may be analogous to what I did yesterday. I took a stripper to a strip club. I had told this very cute dancer at my favorite club about another club I sometimes visit, and she was interested in checking it…

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do you like your facial hair played with ?

I've got a zz top rockin currently and i just get turned on when des hoes play wit my hairy shit mane

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i hate when a dancer talks during a lap dance

I mean really !? That is not the time to ask me questions about my life bitch your killing my boner

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Dust off those pass ports...

http://www.thelocal.at/20150610/salzburg-brothel-offers-free-sex-in-tax-protest

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Wife sues stripper and loses.

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2015/06/10/national/crime-legal/surprise-tokyo-court-ruling-endorses-adultery-experts/#.VXnfpflVikp

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with platinum plus Greenville SC basically gone will the $2 bill vanish as well

https://instagram.com/p/3zK38pNQbT/

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I didn't know Christopher Lee had passed away....

Another icon gone...Dracula, Saruman, Count Dooku .I liked him best in "The Wicker Man" (original)

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What if Follies got CLOSED down ?

What is the game plain ? What is the 2nd best club to Follies ?

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Lap Dances are Awesome

If you can get the "right" girl a true high mileage dance can be heaven next to a extra Damn had this big natural breasted beauty breast feed me while she hj my winky dinky...no LDK but damn just god damn....im…

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Convicts have good hustle like strippers

Dang! We think strippers have good hustle for emptying our wallets of a couple hundred bucks. That's nothing! The escaped convicts in NY sweet talked a married 57 y/o prison employee into helping them escape. Now that…

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Yes. You can break your penis.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118857/Man-breaks-penis-falling-Chinese-taxi-motorbike-watching-pornography-phone-sat-driver-passenger.html

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

I have been to The Colorado...

I have been to The Colorado a few times with my husband in the past few weeks. We usually go during the day for the $8 burger deal and the $5 you-call-its (which is…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

It's a new club with a...

It's a new club with a clean interior but lacking in character. The clean bathrooms are probably the highlight of this place, unfortunately. Two stages. Maybe 10-20 girls on a Friday or Saturday night. Not…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

I was staying at a airport...

I was staying at a airport hotel for overnight transit. Decided to visit the club. It was easy to locate with GPS. Open parking. Did not find any big concerns with safety. Entry was 5.…

Fox Club Cabaret

Missoula, Montana

Dropped into the fox club for...

Dropped into the fox club for the first time in about six months. The cover is reasonable and the bar itself is a good place to hang out. There was a pretty good rotation of…

Starz

Gardena, California

Stopped by Starz for the first...

Stopped by Starz for the first time in a long time. I wish they'd open earlier than freakin' 4pm. I'm a dayshift kinda guy. Especially in Gardena, where us white guys shouldn't be hanging around…

FKK Oase

Friedrichsdorf, Germany

I had a one day transit...

I had a one day transit in Frankfurt and decided to do my first visit to an FKK. The club is located way out in the country side, but my GPS took me there with…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The entertainer I selected was totally...

The entertainer I selected was totally awesome. She looked like she walked right off the pages of Playboy. I started with the regular 3 for dances but wanted to get her in a private vip.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to this club this...

I went to this club this visit in Vegas.. You can take a car and tip the driver as what I did and I reccomend it very much...So I enter in the back there is…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Stopped in to the Vegas Gentelmen's...

Stopped in to the Vegas Gentelmen's Club in Darien, WI for a night out after a hard day at work. If you can get over the fact that this place is out in the middle…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Found myself in The Fox late...

Found myself in The Fox late on a Wed evening. Not a large crowd but not a lot of dancers either. Victoria told me that I just missed everyone (arr @ 12AM) and…

Club Escape

Cleveland, Ohio

Visited escape on a Wednesday night....

Visited escape on a Wednesday night. Probably a 2 to 1 ratio of men to women. Two women were fucking in two adjacent open rooms. I was a little surprised but they…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Showed up early on Tuesday to...

Showed up early on Tuesday to have a few beers. Had stopped in VERY briefly to the Glass Slipper a moment earlier, but there wasn't one girl that caught my eye and I wasn't in…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

It's been almost a year since...

It's been almost a year since I've been to the Brass Rail but figured I should submit a review. It's not the first time I have been there and hopefully not the last. Definitely well…

Spearmint Rhino

West Bend, Wisconsin

Went on a Sunday on a...

Went on a Sunday on a whim with a friend. Place is pretty nice inside with a full bar. They had one dancer at 10pm, it wasn't till about 11 that 2 more showed…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

I realize it's a monday night...

I realize it's a monday night review, having said that, not my first review and I've been here a few times on their best days friday nights and thursday nights. There's one really cool…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I have never seen a place...

I have never seen a place so hyped be such a disappointment. I've been hearing about how Stadium Club was this high end, super club with all the finest women, the lap of luxury and…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

This is a bar with stripping,...

This is a bar with stripping, Pasty's required. It has a relaxed atmosphere and good food. Let me stop on that point for a moment, it has the best food I have…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

I came here on a Tuesday...

I came here on a Tuesday night , and there were a couple really cute girls working , right when I walked in one was dancing and there were a couple others sitting to the side. They…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

I have been trying to stop...

I have been trying to stop in more, as I understand management is new and they're in the middle of upgrading the club. First off, the place looks great, but the stage is still…

L. A. Grand Club

Los Angeles, California

This club has some definite rhythms...

This club has some definite rhythms to it. It has only a handful of women until 9:30, and then the couch is typically full. Then, at 1:30 a.m., they let the women leave.…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Stopped into this club on a...

Stopped into this club on a Friday night while in town on business. It was early so getting a seat was not a problem. However, by the time I left around 11 it was getting…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

For the last several years I've...

For the last several years I've been hitting this club whenever I'm in the St. Louis area. It's not a posh place - kind of rundown, actually - but the girls aren't bad. Always some…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Visited CH on a Friday while...

Visited CH on a Friday while in town for business. I will say that I had a very nice time and met some generous and beautiful women, but in general, I do not find…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

I can't say that I have...

I can't say that I have ever been to this club but I am writing this review more on the gossip level than anything else. Let the bashers begin. This club is owned by the…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

We visited the Penthouse Club on...

We visited the Penthouse Club on a recent business trip to New Orleans. It is is located on Iberville Street on the western end of Bourbon Street. The outside of the club is…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Hadn't been to this club in...

Hadn't been to this club in about a year but like others due to resent events with platinum plus i gave this club a lil visit.... Walk in the club at about 10pm and stayed to…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Rolled in after a satisfying trip...

Rolled in after a satisfying trip from Trophy Club lol....Hands down Lust is now the hands down #1 club in Greenville SC They had hotter chicks than platinum plus and now have the hot chicks from…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

One Monday night about a week...

One Monday night about a week ago, it was pouring down rain on my way home via I-4. So I decided to take a "Stripper Break" as the rain pours. Off to 'olde Yborrish' for Scarlett's.…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in the area a...

I was in the area a little over a month ago during the afternoon and did not feel like dealing with the traffic so I took a quick exit to this spot. Parking and cover…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

When I went to FKK Oase...

When I went to FKK Oase for the first time I was mega impressed, the building, theme and not least the quality of the girls was just so good. That was until I visited FKK…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Me and a group of friends...

Me and a group of friends decided to go in one afternoon and you couldn't beat the price! 20 dollars entry and we were the only ones besides one other patron. The girls were hit…

House of Eden

Fullerton, California

Visited this club because we heard...

Visited this club because we heard they had really good drink deals. Place looks a little sketchy but it's only a $10 cover so it wasn't that bad. Place was small but it was not crowded…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Went to Christie’s on a Friday...

Went to Christie’s on a Friday night around 9pm. Ample parking and the outside looks very upscale. The inside is very clean with comfortable chairs surrounding one stage with a single pole. The music is…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Visited Sparky's on my way back...

Visited Sparky's on my way back to SC from MD on a Friday afternoon. I was heading south on I-95 and had to get off on US-24 due to construction on 301. Place is just…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

This is by far the best...

This is by far the best club on the block. Better than Hustler even. Girls are hot, are friendly when you want them to be, and leave you alone when you don't want to be…

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poor rickdugan

He is still working on the system. https://youtu.be/YXB9-k82oOY

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Hot for Teacher/ Clubber edition

https://youtu.be/5SbSo42921c

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The blurry line between erotic dance and art: A stripper parses a New York State

http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/susan-shepard-blurry-line-erotic-dance-art-article-1.2252100

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What the heckbis she trying to say?

Can someone please translate for me. All o heard was wah wah wah wah...wah wah wah.... She does have one hell of a rack though https://youtu.be/b4gD6hV9rCs

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Would you ever shave your ass?

If it would make you ldk and save you money on extras?

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Disappointments

Let me ask, have you ever had a trip planned and checked out the reviews here on TUSCL and found a club that you were just had to check out, only to find out that the place is no longer…

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This sounds like a worthwhile charity. :)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/10/first-porn-in-space_n_7553126.html

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APB: Haven't Seen Phantom Geek

Haven't seen him post to the board in months. Just wondering. ..

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rickdugan is Gay!

Title says it all! LOL!

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Dumb Hypothetical Question #42

If you had to give up a body part what would you choose? Think only in relationship to strip clubs. (this is TUSCL not Oprah) A. Hands B. Tongue C. Eyes D. Your winky-dink What would you refuse to give up?

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Is it just me, or...

...is anybody else getting the impression that JS69 is really Dougster?

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Recent Thread about Airport Strip Clubs

A review was recently posted for this club. While not actually in the airport if you look at the map its as close as you can get. https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=3106

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Seminole County, FL sucks

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-rachels-strip-club-sting-arrests-20150609-story.html 10 women arrested in Casselberry strip-club sting By Stephanie Allen Staff Writer Undercover deputies arrest 10 from Rachel's Strip Club Deputies: Women made contact during lap dances at Rachel's Strip Club Ten women were arrested last weekend during an undercover operation at Rachel's Men's Club…

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New strip club city to try?

So I've been to most cities worth a damn for strip clubs but am I missing something? I have some airlines miles that I have to burn by the middle of july, shitty part is they are only good…

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Molly

DS wants me to try it with her. Has anybody ever done Molly before? If so, should I do it?

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shadoe skatz luvz me

I knew he does

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Daytona Beach tonight (Wednesday June 10th)

Planning to hit the clubs in Daytona area tonight after 8pm. Anyone know how the "action" has been in these clubs lately? Biggins has been my go to club this year in daytona due to their newly remodeled private dance…

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Recommendations on Tampa FL area clubs

Hi, Any recommendations on Tampa FL clubs? I may be visiting there around July 4. Enjoy clubbing in the big D, Vegas and LA but have never been to Florida. Thanks

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Detroit 2AMer

DETROIT (WXYZ) - A man was shot and killed outside of a Detroit strip club overnight. It happened in the parking lot of Club Jaguar on Joy Rd. near Greenfield on the city's west side. Police say they got the…

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Video that broke the Internet: Katee Owen dancing topless to "Radar Love"

I recently posted a link to a full-length video of Katee Owen dancing to "Roundabout". Here is a one-minute cut of her dancing to "Radar Love". Enjoy! http://www.panorama.nl/videos/sexy/meest-sexy-uitvoering-radar-love-ooit.html

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McDonald's will start selling weed.....

...I'm guessing McBlunts will be on the menu..... http://empirenews.net/fast-food-giant-mcdonalds-to-begin-selling-weed-in-colorado-washington/

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Motorhead Qualifier - U.S. AIR GUITAR NATIONAL FINALS

We could all go to the semi-finals and Motorhead could have a TUSCL cheering section. If Diva isn't in jail, she could come too and distract Motor's competition with her big boobies!!!! http://usairguitar.com/hall-of-fame/

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8 facts about porn everyone should know

http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/essential-facts-porn-2125939-Jun2015/

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One club and only one club reviewed 52 times by the same person

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=199468 I imagine I've been to a few clubs that many times but to post that many generic reviews seems much. Is it to keep up your membership? But if you only visit one club what is the point? All the…

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Weird Sun

I was in Chicago this morning and saw a weird reddish orange sun. The weather guys on the radio said it was from smoke from forest fires in Saskatchewan, Canada. I thought it was a sign of the apocolypse.…

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Hands off – or Hands on ?

How do you prefer your BJs – her using her mouth *and* hand or just the mouth. I def prefer all mouth and no hands – how about you esteemed gentlemen.

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Escaped Killer has Stripper Ex-Girlfriend

One of the 2 killers who escaped from a New York prison has a stripper ex-girlfriend. Why am I not surprised? http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/06/09/escaped-killer-richard-matt-freaked-out-his-own-family.html?via=newsletter&source=DDMorning

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New online Stripperclub.

Hi i recently joined this site as i am a Stripper Club Web Staff, and i am a Online Business man for few years now. I'm one of the CEO of two of the major Bitcoin and Underground Market Online,…

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Dancer asked if I see another dancer OTC

So I was hanging out, enjoying the show before getting some dances from my #2 girl (CF doesn't work that often) when another girl approached me. I've gotten a couple dances from this girl before, but she's B-list material. She's…

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Favorite sexual acts

What are your favorite sexual acts (in order)? Choices: A. DATY B. Tittyfuck C. Anal sex D. BBBJ E. HJ F. Eating asshole (you doing it to her and/or she doing it to you) G. Vaginal sex With me it's G, D, A, B, C, E, F I've never ate…

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The 'Good Morning' Breakfast....

http://media.photobucket.com/user/skaparn/media/Trams/Bacon/bacon_toast.jpg.html?filters[term]=bacon%20thong&filters[primary]=images&filters[secondary]=videos&sort=1&o=163

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Other dancers intruding on your dance

Doesn't happen very often; but I've had dancers come feel up a dancer I am currently in the process of getting dances from – I assume the intruding dancer is at least bi and has the hots for the dancer…

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An "Ode" to Dougster

One of my hobbies is reading finance and economics books-at the strip club, where I "invest" my money. Saw this quote next to the drink specials listed on the bulletin board at a local dive club. Somewhat humorous.....

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something for nothing and chicks are free

I occasionally go on to stripperweb to get a good laugh at what dancers say about custies, but one post says it all about the new generation of girls out there. Now we know when we go to a club…

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LDK

Could you ldk from a dance like this?. One of my old faves used togive dances like this. http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=841138211

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big booty bouncing

Big Booty Strippers Booty Bounce For Piles Of Cas…: http://youtu.be/7y3vmlnDf5Y

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would you visit this club after watching their promo ?

Starlets Gentlemen's Club Promo Video: http://youtu.be/rdAWmSEGnXs

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Real Platinum Plus Video coverage in Greenville SC

Platinum Plus Case Goes to Court: http://youtu.be/iYRQbGFADPk

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Texas Pool Party Teen Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R46-XTqXkzE There's no excuse for that shit for brains cop to do what he did. But boy have I had to encounter that same ill tempered loutish behavior from hood rat dancers in strip clubs (when I politely decline a dance…

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OT: not a brilliant product!

www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/06/05/penny_in_yo_pants_the_new_indiegogo_campaign_to_help_you_bike_in_a_skirt.html I want a product that helps me see up womens' skirts, not new technologies to hamper the ogling! ;)

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In a McDonald's

In McDonald's we find hamburgers, shakes, Apple pies, and even happy meals. So why not pot a Strip Club in a McDonald's. I can't wait to here what Y'all think.

Enjoying Life with Strippers

It's quiet. It's early. My coffee is hot. The sky is still black. The world is still asleep. The day is coming. In a few moments it will arrive. It will roar down the track with the rising sun. The stillness of the dawn will be exchanged for the noise of the day. The calm of solitude will be replaced by the pounding pace of the human race. The refuge of the early morning will be invaded by decisions to be made and deadlines to be met. For the next twelve hours I will be exposed to the day's demands. It's now that I must make choices. I choose love. No occasions justifies hatred. No injustice warrants bitterness. I choose joy. Life is…

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How tall is your CF, or ATF?

How tall is your favorite dancer, bare footed? I really love tall slim women, but ever since I started going to strip clubs the spinners are catching my attention. My most recent favorite is 5'11" bare footed.

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10 strippers busted for lap dancing in Orlando suburb.

SEMINOLE COUNTY -- Ten women were arrested in Seminole County over the weekend after agents conducted a sting at an adult business in Casselberry. Undercover agents acting on tips from Crime line posed as patrons at the Rachel’s Men’s Club this…