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Somewhat off topic-condom for bj

Haven't really dealt with bjs with a condom until the club scene. If anyone has any recommendations for the most sensation that would be a great help. Was thinking of just getting extra thin Trojans, but they also have those…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Stopped by on a Friday night...

Stopped by on a Friday night when the angels were playing at the stadium. You can be assured if the angels are playing and its a Friday or Saturday night the best looking girls who…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I went here on an early...

I went here on an early evening mid-week in summer of 2010. There were three dancers on duty, two younger chicks and one woman in her 30's who seemed a little strung out on…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

This is the best club in...

This is the best club in Colorado. The downside is that since it's located downtown, you have to shove money in the parking meter area, or buy a parking ticket every time you come here.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I have reviewed this club on...

I have reviewed this club on several occasions in the past and thus will not get into the club details and will just do a commentary w.r.t. my last visit on Fr 4/10/15 around midnight…

Club 27 Cabaret

Four Corners, Florida

Donotsave This is my third time at...

Donotsave This is my third time at Club 27. I should have predicted it would be ghastly and not returned after the first. So the first was a year ago. The parking lot is full of…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

I was visiting Jackson and was...

I was visiting Jackson and was in the mood to visit a SC. I went to Cracker Jaxx since it was the highest rated in the area. And I had a good time. The place…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

This trip was better then my...

This trip was better then my last trip as the quality of girls was much better then last month. Went to the Mudcats game and decided to use my ticket stub for free admission. The…

Concepts Lounge Covington

Covington, Kentucky

I came here late Thursday...

I came here late Thursday afternoon early evening. The place was pretty much dead there was only one other customer inside the bar. They were probably 5 to 6 dancers none of them were…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Well, I gave Lookers another try...

Well, I gave Lookers another try after having tried out Babes and Scarletts, and having been told that touching was actually permitted at both Babes and Scarletts. The interior is quite festive. Black…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

I went to this club for...

I went to this club for my first time during a friends bachelor party, we arrived around 11 pm on a Saturday. The surrounding area is a little sketchy with homeless coming around and asking…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I got there about 3 pm....

I got there about 3 pm. Two dancers were on stage and about 10 more sitting around. I sat at a booth which did cost me $20. A waitress that was extremely…

Agora Gentlemen's Club

Erie , Michigan

Alcatraz is the only game in...

Alcatraz is the only game in town in Monroe County, but the lack of competition does not drive down quality too far. The club is a large building with easy access from the main…

Club Risque

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

With a $5 or $7 cover...

With a $5 or $7 cover and bargain alcohol the place is definitely worth a visit. Thurs/Fri/Sat are the best nights when most of the better quality girls are working. If you want…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

Scarlett's was where I was given...

Scarlett's was where I was given my first doubts of the "no touching law" in Lee County that I was told of some five years ago over at Lookers. I was here in March…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

This club does not look like...

This club does not look like much at first. I. A safe area if town. Attached to a cheap sex store. With a theater. The inside of the club is smoke free. Yep, $16 at…

Le Grillon Night Club

San José, Costa Rica

When we arrived at this club...

When we arrived at this club on Thursday, it was early evening. Only 4 or 5 dancers were on shift and there was about a 5 dollar cover that include a drink that I let…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

Well, right after my experience at...

Well, right after my experience at Scarlett's Cabaret, I gave Babes another try. And again, when a dancer approached me and asked me for a lap dance, again I said; "In Key West, you…

Pink Pussycat Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

So here is the honest truth...

So here is the honest truth about this place. The dancers are hot but the waitresses are hotter. Half the girls do not speak English and are trying to make a quick buck…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

The club hasn't changed much -...

The club hasn't changed much - they still allow smoking wide open and the DJ still plays the music way too loud. I stopped in last Saturday afternoon and the place was dead…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Went to Bare n Legal right...

Went to Bare n Legal right at opening, which was at noon. Clean on the inside, fair amount of seating, main stage at the front with all the seats facing the stage. Unfortunately,…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

The club was okay on atmosphere,...

The club was okay on atmosphere, not the best or worst. Some of the dancers here were pretty hot - and you can stretch your dollar pretty well here if you come at the right time. Met a…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

It's all about the girl. This was...

It's all about the girl. This was my first strip club experience and if it's your first time too remember this: whether you're going to have a blast depends on whether you find a dancer jaw-dropping.…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I went to PP on a...

I went to PP on a Thurs and I saw a lot of new dancers but not a lot of customers. I assumed it was due to the fact that was due to the…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I finally made it inside this...

I finally made it inside this clubI have circled it many of night either it was closed or outside the door was just to hoodtonight I took my chances not too many people at…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stayed in the area a couple...

Stayed in the area a couple of days back in Feb. strictly for the purpose of checking out some clubs. Made an afternoon trip to Dollies and had some fun but later that night…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

This club is a dump. I...

This club is a dump. I haven't visited this club in over 2 years and I will not return. I also found out after I googled this clubs name they are being investigated for prostitution.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club several times, and it is by far my favorite club in CT. I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon around 1 pm. Not as many girls working…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Oasis continues to flip from hot...

Oasis continues to flip from hot to not and back again. Saturday afternoons are the only time I can sneak away for a little fun time. Got there around 4; too early for a cover…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I decided to stop in Barely...

I decided to stop in Barely Legal to wrap up my weekend in New Orleans for Easter weekend. I've been before and it was during Mardi Gras the year before, and I have been meaning…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

I’ve been to Wax twice since...

I’ve been to Wax twice since my last review. My most recent visit was this Saturday after midnight (technically Sunday morning). For those that don’t know, Club Wax is a bikini club with good to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I was at this club a...

I was at this club a while back. It was a Saturday evening and seriously crowded. I've never had to wait in line to get into a strip club, but that's how it…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Very nice club inside with 2...

Very nice club inside with 2 stages but only the main one going since it was a weeknight. Cover was a little steep at 8 dollars for it being so dead but drinks were…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

Arrived late night, about 1 am....

Arrived late night, about 1 am. The place is basically divided in half : on one side, several pole stages, with lots of rather comfortable seats around them. The other half is kind of a…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

I keep telling myself that I...

I keep telling myself that I wont be back here, at least not for a long time, but, I have been visiting trumpps while in the detroit area for over a decade now.. like most…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

This was my 2nd time so...

This was my 2nd time so I knew what I was expecting here. No frills, maybe a put-off to some, and the girls are more every-day girls you expect to see walking around town, not…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

I came here about a month...

I came here about a month ago on a week night. Cover charge was waived because I had my free admission card when they were gonna change it to Mynx. Since it was a Tuesday,…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

What can I say about the...

What can I say about the Rhino that hasn't already been said? Nice place with hot girls. Not as big as I thought it would be, but enough to accommodate. If you don't call ahead…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

So, was visiting the area recently...

So, was visiting the area recently and thought this would be one of the better clubs based on reviews. Also, it was open at 6pm, and I couldn't hang around too long in the area…

BJ's of Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This is a great smaller scale...

This is a great smaller scale club. The dancers vary from 1-10 and give great dances. The atmosphere is definetly a small town club. I started dancing here before moving on to a more profitable…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in RI. Primarily because it is a lot cheaper than other clubs. The quality of girls here can be hit or miss, but most of them are friendly. The best…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

I've reviewed this place before, IMHO...

I've reviewed this place before, IMHO it's the best club in the NoHo area. I recently met a few new friends that I thought may be worth mentioning. This review covers a few visits, which…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Stopped in shortly after midnight. ...

Stopped in shortly after midnight. There were 5 dancers on, 1 really sexy one named GIa, and 4 so so girls. Normally draft beers are $4 but tonight they were $2 which is…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

this place was once a go...

this place was once a go to for me. Decent girls great value and a ton of fun. On my last trip I was not impressed the place is still set up as…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

I recently started traveling to the...

I recently started traveling to the area for work and expect to be returning about once a month. I figured I might as well check out the local talent, since hanging out at the hotel…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Worcester, Massachusetts

As I noted in my previous...

As I noted in my previous review of Centerfolds, I recently started traveling to the area for work. I was intrigued by the pictures of the place on the website, which reminded me more of…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great club but can be a...

Great club but can be a little overwhelming. On weekend evenings hard to get a seat, and a lot of girls will try to go straight to VIP, which is 100$ for 3 songs, plus…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

I cam here on a Friday...

I cam here on a Friday afternoon hearing mixed reviews and wanted to check it out for myself. The theatre is a bit wierdly laid out, with mainly gay porn on the plasma screens…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

I'm not sure why this is...

I'm not sure why this is listed as a strip club because its not. However, given what I've seen going on inToronto strip clubs lately, maybe it makes sense. It's a MP, but so much…

Starlet's Gentlemen's Club

Queens, New York

What just happened. So a couple...

What just happened. So a couple of my friends were in town for a guys weekend, so of course we had to check out a strip club. We like a lot of booty on our…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

Although it had been a couple...

Although it had been a couple of years since my last visit, Babes has remained the establishment of choice for me in Ft. Myers. I really like the atmosphere, the girls and value of how…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Stopped in the other week on...

Stopped in the other week on Wednesday evening. Got there later than expected, so some of the girls were leaving, I really wanted to see Mimi again, but she was leaving as I came in.…

Mystique

Hoboken, New Jersey

Visited Mystique a couple weeks ago...

Visited Mystique a couple weeks ago on a Thursday night. I arrived around 8:30pm to find the club mostly empty. There was 3-4 guys there and 10-15 dancers. The most attractive one…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

so I went in on last...

so I went in on last Tuesday to kill some time on my off day, and I had such t time. I went in there for some relaxation but ended up getting a few dances…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Decided early Friday evening to stop...

Decided early Friday evening to stop by Brads. Looked for my normal girl and she was not working . A lot of new girls with slim bodies, seems like some new 21 year olds.…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

There is a clear line for...

There is a clear line for me between worthwhile and waste of time. Lace is the latter. The club itself is in a good spot, just north of Times Square. There was no cover when…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

Ive been a customer of many...

Ive been a customer of many clubs in the area for a long time, and it just seems that sunset keeps getting worse and worse. Their day shift used to have a couple sexy girls…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

The reviews on Haks seemed good...

The reviews on Haks seemed good so I decided to visit recently. The club is located directly across from its only competitor in Wilmington so it would be easy to visit both. I arrived at…

Club Lust

Brooklyn, New York

I went to this strip club/...

I went to this strip club/ club club for my birthday back in January. It was a decent experience. The place is set in a kind of seedy looking area but the inside was really…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

I went on a Wednesday afternoon...

I went on a Wednesday afternoon after seeing on their website there were a couple dancers that were going to be there that I had met before. At 4 o clock there were 5 dancers…

Elite Showclub

Seneca, South Carolina

The club it is fun to...

The club it is fun to hang out, talk to the girls. Its not nude, but topless. Most of them are sweet and charming. There are a few girls that i like to talk to that is…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

To all the reviews that no...

To all the reviews that no fun is to be had: It depends. If you get the right girl, take her to the back, pay her a nice tip in advance, and compliment her, you…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in town for one...

I was in town for one night and made sure to make time for a trip to follies. For the $5 for the valet I've found it's better just to pay the valet than try…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

Hole in the wall run down...

Hole in the wall run down place, I don't know how it's even running to be completely honest. It's in the asshole part of Boulder and it's just bad, bad, bad, go to Denver…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

The best time to go is...

The best time to go is when the Russians are working Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night. The Russians are sexy, friendly, and like to have fun! I like the fact that the owner decided to…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

This review will cover two stops...

This review will cover two stops to Lido in the past few weeks, both disappointing. The first visit I stopped in about 12:30pm, 30 minutes after opening. Upon entering the club you have to…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Went to the club on Saturday...

Went to the club on Saturday night around 8 PM. Eight girls working, most rated 7-9. Heather and Keira are exquisite. Very hot (Keira African American) Heather curvy blond. Very nice performances on stage,…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This is a decent club for...

This is a decent club for the Hartford area. A friend an I wanted to go out to a club we have never been to before. I had heard some things about the Electric Blue…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Showed up early afternoon to try...

Showed up early afternoon to try follies based on all the reviews and recommendations. ... this was my first time here. I got in early enough to avoid cover charge. Took several minutes for my…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Onyx is like your typical urban...

Onyx is like your typical urban "upscale" strip club. It's what's to expect and can be a lot of fun. Drinks can be expensive as alcohol prices are raised at clubs. There is a food…

Club Frontiere

Saint-Zotique, Quebec

Hey guys , still here at...

Hey guys , still here at this club been here through a management shift and I am happy to say things are looking up now this new guy is running things , lot…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Came to IR during my...

Came to IR during my bachelor party weekend and had an awesome night with our party. The previous night we went to Cheaters, so I think we ended the weekend on a very high…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

This is the second time that...

This is the second time that I have visited Rhode Island Dolls, and like the first time, I was not disappointed. I like the fact that although the club is small, it is kept…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Made my first visit ever to...

Made my first visit ever to Desires several weeks back. Easy to get to as its pretty much off the highway. Parking lot is right in front of the building and there is valet(did not…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Came into the club around 5pm....

Came into the club around 5pm. There were only two dancers (stayed till 8pm), but both were hot. Cory is a pretty brunette that can dance the pole! I told…

Sugar D's

West Palm Beach, Florida

I was surprised the read the...

I was surprised the read the other reviews about all the complaints about the fees. I visited at about 8pm on a Monday and I was not charged for parking and I was not charged…

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If A Streetcar Named Desire had an asian guy instead of Marlon Brando.......

At the ending he would have been yellling "Sterra!.......STERRA!" Motor made me think of this

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pregnant dancer

I was at a club yesterday and I noticed that one dancer sitting across the bar from me was getting a lot of attention, mostly from the staff. I didn't think a lot about it till they called her name…

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Platinum in Columbia Managet watching Laps

What's with the big fat dude sitting in the lap face area ? Is this the standard now ....Or is this just because the Masters is in town and they want to make sure NO hanky panky is going on…

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Backpage is it real or the cops?

I remember when I was getting ready to throw my brother a bachelor party last year in Virginia. I read through the reviews here and it seemed like the sc in va sucked. So someone told me to try…

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Toledo Dejavu

Man guess they do screw..First time there.Kayla was awesome.girl with the nice ass..damn it was good

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Mileage outside DC

I'm going to be stuck in DC for a week and will be looking for fun. I've checked out the reviews for DC clubs, and they sound lame. So where does one go outside of DC to look for mileage?

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A Heartwarming True Story

A girl's parents die during her senior year in high school so she goes to live with her grandmother. Her grandmother can barely support herself as it is and pretty soon they'll have to go live in a homeless shelter…

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Q: Who's the biggest hoe in history?

A: Ms. Pac-man, because for 25 cents she swallows balls

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juice update skeet skeet lol

Haven't been on tuscl much do to my goals of wanting to be a whale soooo with that said i had to stop going broke at clubs and start making money moves......been playing lots of onine fake money poker and…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

This is supposed to be one...

This is supposed to be one of the best Portland has to offer, and it wasnt bad. I am surprised that there is no sign/club name visible from the street, all you see is a…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Because the weather has improved, there...

Because the weather has improved, there were only 2 girls working when I visited on Saturday afternoon around 1 pm. The same scenario happened last week at the same time with the same two women. I did…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Stopped in during lunch hour (around...

Stopped in during lunch hour (around 12:30ish), surprisingly they were doing all 6 side stages at this time. Normally during the early day, it is just the four closest to the main stage.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I visited desire on a weekday...

I visited desire on a weekday afternoon around 5. I stayed until around 9:30. I think this is an above average club at night and an average one during the day. The talent during the late…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

I went on a Tuesday evening...

I went on a Tuesday evening and only three girls were working that night one was vey beautiful and blonde buy she was not that friendly the other two were slightly overweight, but they were…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

I come here a lot as...

I come here a lot as this is my local club fairly often. When you walk in, you are almost always greeted by a manager or bouncer, and the club just installed a metal detector…

Bobbi's VIP Room

Springfield, Oregon

Tried this club in early April...

Tried this club in early April since Club 1444 just closed. I have to say thati wasn't impressed. I didn't care for the stage setup they had there or the seating arrangement. Too close to…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Cricket is the kind of place...

Cricket is the kind of place you either love or hate. Probably hate. The club is pretty big compared to other in Pittsburgh. There is one main stage that is pretty big with two poles…

Blackboxxx

Munich, Germany

From what I have observed over...

From what I have observed over many years, there is really no such thing as a US style strip club in Europe or Russia. The concept of a "Strip Club" is unique to the…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

It's like Denny's, but with naked...

It's like Denny's, but with naked chicks. Most of which you wish were not naked. It's not expensive because you're dumb if you're buying what they're selling, and you're not dumb, right? Gainesville is right…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Walked in at 7pm on a...

Walked in at 7pm on a Thursday night. Was charged $25 for entrance. i said that was expensive, and the bouncer said before 6pm it is 15. Walked in and saw about…

Eden Exotic Entertainment

Edmonton, Alberta

On entering, I was greeted by...

On entering, I was greeted by a guy in a flak vest who took a digital photo of my face and my identification card and then frisked me. Mandatory coat check was $9. The place…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Mixed feelings about this club, I...

Mixed feelings about this club, I use to come to RI years ago and was def. better at the time but I already expected this. Girls were all shapes and sizes. Some who shouldn't be there…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Just reopened I was told and...

Just reopened I was told and renamed from old cheater's. I haven't been there in 4 years but they def. improved the place. It looks great inside now and still lots of space. Currently the old…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Arrived about 7 on a thursday...

Arrived about 7 on a thursday night hoping to see the progress of the night shift talent. a couple yrs ago i thought this place was making a come back, but my couple of recent…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Best club in dallas! First if...

Best club in dallas! First if all the waitresses are very friendly and sit with you and make you feel welcome. I was talking with two of them for a good 30 minutes. I didn't…

Vue Club (was Bare Elegance)

Clearwater, Florida

The club has changed names and...

The club has changed names and owners many times. The club inside needs to be reodelled it looks to much like the 90's era. The DJ was awesome however and the bar staff where cute…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

With travel and various problems, I've...

With travel and various problems, I've not visited clubs for a year or more. Stopped at a couple of old faves the last week or so. The first was tragic, at best. This stop at…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is starting to become my...

This is starting to become my go-to spot when I come to Philly. Lots of sexy WOC talent, who can work the pole, different heights, shapes, shades. They seem to be trying to…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This place has been reliable lately....

This place has been reliable lately. Variety of sizes, shapes and ethnicities. Hazel is a smoking hot light skinned WOC with tats. Only made vague reference to getting naughty in the couch…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Easy to get to right off...

Easy to get to right off the interstate, attractive dancers, always find a few dancers who I would like to spend time with, sufficient privacy for great 20 dollar lap dances. Club is in good…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

I went into the club midafternoon...

I went into the club midafternoon and there were about five customers and six dancers there. The club was well lit and was nice in general appearance. The dancers were average and were not that…

Just Teazin'

Painesville, Ohio

was out in lake county this...

was out in lake county this past Saturday- plans ended early, too early to go home, so I figured I'd check out the club. never had to go through a…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

I went to the club to...

I went to the club to pick up a dancer I had met at another club. While she worked, i sat and had a beer. The feel of the club is very industrial, not surprising…

Smiles II

Roxbury, New Jersey

Stop by at this bar after...

Stop by at this bar after a disappointing time at showplace soon as I walked in this place I saw a perfect ass starring at me a smile was on my face.then I sat down…

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Money back guarantee

Ever asked for or had any success getting your entry fee back--or how about money for a botched/disappointing VIP? Years ago some guys I worked with went into a Christie's club in Canton in the early evening, plunked down $7 each…

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Masked dancers

Remeber the move "Eyes Wide Shut"? http://static.gamesradar.com/images/totalfilm/e/eyes-wide-shut-1999--03.jpg Should clubs let dancers who are especially concerned about anonymity dance with masks like these? Would you get dances from a masked dancer (I would)? Would you be disturbed by the possibility that she might…

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duomaxwell

Guess she got bored with us. Anyone get dances from her at her club lately?

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girls at toledo dejavu

Any girls at toledo dejavu screw ya there?

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What's your limit?

Although I enjoy strip clubs and I like to tip for quality service. I do have my limits on how much I'm going to spend. I normally bring $200 cash unless I. Throwing a Bachlor party, then I…

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Warms my heart

Strip clubs get a bad rap sometimes. But sex workers take care of guys who the regular dating pool rejects through no fault of their own. There's a guy I've seen a couple times at my clubs during the day. He's…

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Motorhead: Kate Upton is not a nice girl

You may want to pull back your marriage offer. She'd probably yell at you for an hour if you left the toilet seat up. http://nypost.com/2015/04/10/si-autograph-hound-kate-upton-an-ugly-human-being/ but she is a good dancer - man she was so hot in 2012, she's just…

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When Wrestling was Huge...

Haystacks Calhoun vs Man Mt. Mike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6W3YJn6MSc

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Stupid things Dj's say

There have been a lot of threads on here about things strippers say but what about Dj's? I generally find them annoying and saying stupid things often in a stupid fake dj voice. In one club I go to…

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Better

Average looking men are better lovers since they very rarely receive as much attention as attractive men. Not in all cases, but I have surprised a number of women I have been with. I play to my strengths. I worked on being a…

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Barnes: Former teammate Iverson spent $40,000 at strip clubs

http://www.upi.com/Sports_News/NBA/2015/04/10/Barnes-Former-teammate-Iverson-spent-40000-at-strip-clubs/6841428703256/ I wonder, if you had the money of an NBA player, would you spend that much in strip clubs?

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Student-Teacher-Teacher 3-Way

When I was 16, my teachers were old fossils, and I would have torn out my eyes before seeing them naked. But today a 16-year-old can have a 3-way with a couple reasonably attractive teachers. I'm jealous. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3034063/Married-teacher-32-sex-student-16-celebrates-avoiding-jail-posting-smiling-selfie-Instagram-faces-charges-threesome-youngster-teacher.html

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Dukey juice

Check all your fucken messages

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ATF's stage name is?

Alica. As an Asian, isn't her real name.

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Los Angeles here I come

I'll be in LA in a few weeks. The last time I was in LA I checked out 4 Play, Bare Elegance by the airport and Plan B. Which clubs in LA have the best combination of dancer quality, mileage,…

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Is this license plate offensive?

370H55V. The state of Texas says yes.

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Hamburgers and Pretty Girls, or why Spoons beats Hooters

mikeya02 wrote, "So every establishment you walk into, you compare it to Amps, Thai Tea, etc.? Can't enjoy a hamburger and a beer with pretty girls around, and enjoy it for what it is?" https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=34213#comment382488 Reflecting on this strange comment brings my…

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Now you too can have a BIG dick.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3033539/The-man-HALF-STONE-penis-45-year-old-enlarged-silicone-injections-big-struggles-sex.html

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Strip clubs visited elsehwere

Besides your own State, how many different States have you been to and visited a strip club there? If you could choose a different State to live in based on strip clubs which one would it be?

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What was up with the Alucard guy?

There was a post earlier about his "hate list"! I looked up his profile and there was a huge list that appeared to be in code! But the whole thing was a put on, right? After all, he starts out…

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Is being young a disadvantage in the strip clubs?

I have heard strippers say they don't approach the young customers (generally under 30), for a few reasons including: the young people are more handsy and disrespectful, they are less likely to buy a dance, if they do buy a…

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OT: Shanghai Composite Closes above 4000

Just a little over five month after steve229 and The Economist warned about the weakness of the Chinese economy and when the index was near 2000. So how the hell did steve229 get this one wrong? And why did so…

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Add a review?

The format appears to have changed and I cannot see how at add a review? Thanks to anyone who can help and to hell with all of the smartasses.

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Whats up with all the jerks on here?

I was asked by a couple of people on here to share some pics and after I did I received a shit ton of nasty comments from the people on here. I understand some people may not think im attractive…

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Lawsuit alleges female Deja Vu strip club employee assaulted patron

http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2015/04/lawsuit_claims_man_was_assault.html "He alleges he was approached by an employee and "words were exchanged and an object was thrown at plaintiff's left eye."" I've been to this club, and the dancers hurt my eyes without throwing anything at them.

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Another list...

After seeing sflguy's "Future HOFer Troy Polamalu retires" topic, it got me thinking of all the great or near great that DIDN'T hang them up, and to me, diminished their careers. I'll start with one recent one, Favre. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnpmBlQkJ-4

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Blaze Starr

I came upon a notice about Blaze Starr in "This week in West Virginia history": "Queen of the Strippers April 10, 1932: Entertainer Blaze Starr was born as Fanny Belle Fleming in Wayne County on April 10, 1932. She became known…

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What are the odds?

I just saw my second midget of the year getting a lap dance. It's funny as hell. His tiny feet come nowhere close to the floor. 15 years no midgets and now 2 in 4 months. The…

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I know she's lying but should I care

She awesome, just my type. Not DS level but still really really desirable. And she's a slut. Amazing dances, broke the rules, will do everything OTC for a reasonable price. I want her. The issue:…

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Main Page - Strip Club Reviews: Ever Feel Nostalgic?

When you go to the main page of TUSCL and see the newest reviews, do you ever see a club you have been to in the past that brings up memories? I love that!!! Saw a club review and it…

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Future HOFer Troy Polamalu retires

Saw him trending on twitter and figured this was why. I think the last time I saw a Steeler trending was former HC Chuck Noll. I knew that couldn't be good. Troy is one of the greats but his skills have…

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Offtopic, Do you think there's anything wrong with a small town newspaper puttin

I saw nothing wrong with it but I saw someone wrote the newspaper acting like they couldn't believe the newspaper would do that. My only previous thought was that I just didn't care for rabbit. I like beef.

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Don't piss me off. :)

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/online/toyota_aygo_crazy

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Damn it, I'm not a cop!

I'm planning on hitting a number of clubs in NE Ohio in a month or so. My last similar "tour" went pretty well, although I had a couple of experiences with dancers who thought I was a cop. At one…

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"Hi I'm a stripper with D cups........

....here's some pics. Should I send you more sexy pics? Would being more naughty earn me more money? I get so horny. In fact I would like to fuck some of you." 100 replies later.......... " Oh thank you, you guys are…

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lady Godiva's at Greenville

I always like PP and have never been to a club like that but wanted to check out Lady Godiva's at Greenville for oblivious reasons.. Any suggestions ? Is it safe ? Are afternoons better than nights ?

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Why is Alucard's hate list still on his profile?

Everything else on his epic profile is gone. This doesn't seem right. At least Shadow propped him one last RIP

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Even strip clubs are not safe from terrorists.

VANCOUVER – A B.C. court has heard that a man accused of plotting to blow up the provincial legislature proposed setting off explosives in a strip club washroom as a distraction from the main event. In video played for a jury,…

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Sympathy for the Devil

I have two favorites at my favorite den of iniquity. They are sisters which is a part of the thrill. I buy dances from each separately. They have never indicated a problem with this since they are each making money. I am more attracted…

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Ugly

I focus on the women. But, there are some ugly dudes who do porn. It gives me hope.

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Cowards

The restaurant chain Hooters is a strip club for cowards.

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Solo

I do have friends. I always preferred going solo to strip clubs. I always see groups of buddies together. Why would I want to share my favorite stripper? I already compete with the other customers.

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The absurdity of locals preventing a new viable buisness yet allowing others to

O.K., first some background to the story. Was talking to a freind of mine a couple of weekends ago who use to own a bar and was thinking about opening a new bar with strippers. The old bar…

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A FKKing Warning to All TUSCLers

I recently spent 6 days in Vienna, and I feel compelled to warn my fellow TUSCLers about the Goldentime FKK Sauna Club. This establishment, I'm afraid to say, might lure you into improper and illicit activities. I realize now that…

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Holy bodypainted lizard women Batman! This is brilliant!

Check out this video - two naked women lying on top of each other and bodypainted like a chameleon! I'm not sure whether I should jack off or go to the reptile store! Well, I admit that was a joke…

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New Pics

http://imgbox.com/g/tyoNHFzBWD

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I should have been a doctor

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming…

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Rockin' the Bakken

Things you never hear... "Check out that hot female geologist"

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Have You Turned your air conditioning on yet? it was about 87 here today.

I just noticed on New York city news, they are still wearing jackets with a temperature around 38. I was thinking that won't last long with all the heat in the south. Are you sweating yet?

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OTC prostitution?

I've engaged the services of quite a few strippers to meet me at a hotel for sex. Prices vary but I usually pay about a 50% premium over what Backpage escorts are getting, but I have a much better idea…

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Sad SC stories

It's been a rainy, overcast day where I am. After reading the discussion, "Spring Cleaning," I feel a need to add to the gloom by starting a discussion on depressing strip club happenings. I've always loved my club time, but every…

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The greatest orgasm ever

Each time I share a DS sex story, I think that's probably the last one. I figure we have done just about everything we can do, so now the sex is going to slowly decline and become routine. i'm…

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You'd think people would have figured this one out by now... THOU SHALL NOT STEA

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/04/feds_portland_gresham_strip_cl.html#incart_river We may all have experienced less than intelligent management during our visits to strip clubs, but what in the hell is going through these idiot's heads when they're too stupid to figure out that the IRS watches cash based businesses…

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Semi OT: I went down to the crossroads!

Have you ever considered going down to the crossroads to sell your soul? What would you sell your soul for? I considered getting devil eyes that mesmerize hot girls! But that idea is a little too close to roofies for comfort.…

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... always a girl sitting on your lap ... , Sonora Mexico

Review: "First time at the club. Visited on a Tuesday night. Girls ranged from 9 to 6. Body type for everyone. The club was slow. There was always a girl sitting on your lap and pushing for a dance. Waitress constantly…

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Churh of TUSCL

With all the talk of religious freedom and it being illegal to abridge it and illegal to discriminate against homosexuals etc. Should we all get together to form the 'Church of Tuscl' and we worship at the tip rail giving…

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Stripperweb banning the religious

One girl started on how she believed in Jesus, all of these posters started attacking her, several posters defended religion yet they were banned. Unreal. One of the mods started bashing religion and turns out she danced with a banned…

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Hmmm

Danger of our porn habits being made public http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/could-your-online-porn-habits-be-publicly-released-10160214.html

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Brooklyn, Illinois 2AMer

Brooklyn, Illinois A person was rushed to an area hospital early Wednesday after being shot inside the Pink Slip night club in Brooklyn. According to police reports, the shooting occurred at about 3 a.m. inside the club at 114 S. Fourth St. There…

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Who is the funniest person on tuscl?

I vote for motorhead. He seems to always have short little one liners that are right on point and very funny.

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Avoiding Rosa

I used to intentionally attempt to "accidentally" run into Rosa at work If nothing else than to just to look at her. We really have no need to ever speak even though we work together in the same dept. on different…

Kentucky Derby: Louisville Strip Clubs

So another year has passed, and once again I've dropped the ball with regard to a rundown of Louisville strip clubs for the Kentucky Derby. A here's the summary. Downtown. PT's - best looking girls, most expensive, least value. Seriously, best looking girls. Night shift, that is. Limited contact, but alleged to be higher in the $175 half hour and $300 hour rooms. Body Shop - dive, unknown value. Average looking girls. Seems like it should be a good value, but I don't go there often enough. Decent contact. Outland Dixie Highway towards Ft. Knox - just no. Look them up if you want to, but even *I* won't go to these. Preston Highway Godfather - hustle hut, but good looking girls.…

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Spring Cleaning

On Monday I silently said good bye to my work crush. Today, I am officially saying good bye to porn and my favorite porn actresses. No longer will I follow them on Twitter, email them, or wish to be with them. Also, I…

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Assburgers syndrome

Assburgers Syndrome - with Charles Trippy & Dave...: https://youtu.be/6jkBOU9etRA

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what do strippers prefer?

When I am really enjoying a Lapdance, I tend to want it to last longer so I am more apt to buy more dances from the same girl. But my question is what you girls rather have a guy that…

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Mia Khalifi's eyebrow's

Does she leave them that thick to give herself some sort of West Asian look? She could probably pass for Latina if she tried.

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TUSCLER'S with the most Credibility

I keep reading posts where the poster is saying that they regard what the read here as a work of fictuon. That said I'd like to thank aka give a shout out to the posters who I think are the…

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Master's Week in Gusta

Any TUSCLER's in Augusta for the Master's? I wouldn't mind visiting some SC's with the homies.

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Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

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"You're so cute"

Do y'all pretty much think it's stripper shit when strippers tell you that you are cute? How often do you get it? The vast majority of strippers that tell me I'm cute put the word so before cute, I guess to…

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Q: Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob.

. A: Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can’t beat a blowjob

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Duke #1

Have to admit was scared for a min but my blue ballers cum throu

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Just anouther reason why to go to a strip club instead of seeing an escort

This is just anouther reason for visiting a strip club instead of visiting an escort. http://www.providencejournal.com/article/20150403/NEWS/150409737/13748/news The police set up a prostitution sting at a hotel and arrest men a bunch as jons. And although they arrest 4 women for prostitution,…

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Not Another Topic on Dancer Names. "The Hall of Presidents"

Do I get extra credit for originality? All from the same club -- must be patriotic Madison Monroe Kennedy Taylor and a DJ named Carter

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Not for me but for Mr.Chulo

http://bootyfulassasin.tumblr.com/

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Too Much Information

I think I've run into a bit of trouble of over analyzing strip club visits with all the information I have available to me. Reviews, discussions, private messages as well as my past experiences. I mean you can…

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Is Not Being Pregnant a Bona Fide Occupational Qualification for Exotic Dancers?

http://www.payscale.com/career-news/2015/04/is-not-being-pregnant-a-bona-fide-occupational-qualification-for-exotic-dancers- A stripper named Amanda Berry is suing a Georgia club because they fired her when she became pregnant. The most interesting thing about this story for me is that I used to know a stripper named Amanda…

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Lexington 2AMer.

LEXINGTON, Ky. (WKYT) - Lexington police are searching for two people after a man was shot outside a strip club early Tuesday morning. Officers tell WKYT that a man was shot in the back around 2:30 a.m. outside Camelot West, a…

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How A Real Woman Puts On A Bra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9toJS4E9Yv8 After this....Heading to Augusta and then to do some fishing....The fishing part we talked about last week. Great NCAA Tournament don't ya think? I think my friend Motorhead won a blow job or something in a regional betting pool.

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Work Crush

With the help of strip clubs, I realized how many other hot women there are in the world. When I was younger, I would allow myself to get hung up on one girl. I silently said good bye to my work…

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Duke

I meant justthenuts...he is in this video. Look at 1:20 to see how he got his name .: https://youtu.be/Aa84ASPwHqA

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young, firm, real breasts

I sure love to handle them. I think may be addicted.

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Grandpa's Advice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AloNERbBXcc

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the life story of my Dick

My dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him.

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"Not now, not ever" dancers

Is there a certain dancer "type" you always say no to because you find it so unappealing? I'm not talking about girls that are simply unattractive but a general grouping that you might see in some of the bars you frequent.…

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Not another topic on dancer names. Dancers using masculine stage names.

This was inspired because I just met a Mac. Others that I have known include Sam, Taylor & Ryan. Any others?

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Hot girls and phone numbers

How many phone numbers of girls/women who are a 9 or better (strippers and civilians) do you have in your phone? How many of those girls do you communicate with regularly? With me I've never deleted the number of a really…

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Strip Club forgiveness policies

What's your policy on "strip club forgiveness?" I'll clarify. Let's say you give a club a couple of tries, and your experience is boring or frustrating (for example, you don't find the dancers attractive, prices are out of line, no real…

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Battle Shits

I got challenged to a game of Battle shits by the Mr. 4got2wipe himself. I found the location. It is on. You are gonna wish you had a portable listermint bidet http://igur.com/dYct7ve.png

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How do you add a review?

How do you add a review?

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Fuck NASCAR. :)

https://grrc.goodwood.com/festival-of-speed/latest/video-legendary-28-litre-fiat-s76-driven-for-the-first-time-in-100-years#9TJWbeB51u1kiPms.97