It's just more economical to see strippers

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• impala

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  9 years ago

  Sorry for spelling errors, doing this on my phone
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  I agree.
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  Strippers are way cheaper than wives unless you are an idiot about it. In fact, I spend less on my ATF than I did on my last g/f!
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  
  I've come to this hard realization also. It's actually an epiphany.
  
  Having a wife and the same pussy over and over isn't something I want for the remaining years of my life on this rock. lol.
  
  When I feel like it, I'll find a stripper and pay for it.
  
  No commitment. No hassle. No arguement.
  No talking afterwards about my feelings.she doesn't take half of all of my stuff I've accumulated over time. She doesn't tell me what to do or when to do it or what I'm doing wrong.
  
  I get what I want and she's gone. I don't have to talk to her again unless I want to hit it again.
  
  It's a beautiful thang....
• impala

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  9 years ago

  IMO having a wife is like getting a playboy magazine with the same centerfold every month FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Same centerfold, just pages just start to get wrinkled, torn, and crusty over time!
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  Aren't alimony awards fairly small when both spouses make similar money? Like if he makes 90k and she makes 70k, assuming there are no kids, wouldn't he only owe her a small alimony payment?
  
  Obviously the big issue comes with joint assets. If he has to buy her out of a business that can get costly. I've known plenty of small companies go belly up because the owner has to sell due to a divorce.
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  @JamesSD: If there's "infidelity" involved, that can sway those numbers a fair bit.
• Aaron_hip

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  9 years ago

  Are you sure you didn't spend $450,000 in 7 years on this hubby?
• pensionking

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  9 years ago

  Ex wives are more expensive than wives
  Wives are more expensive than escorts
  Escorts are more expensive than strippers
  Enjoy freedom gents, while you can
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  Ah. California, for all its faults, is a "no fault" state for divorce and adultery is not criminal. It probably could be relevant in family court and custody, but it's irrelevant here for alimony purposes.
• impala

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  9 years ago

  He didn't do anything wrong, she just got tired of him. He had made some really good investments and also had came into other money, and she didnt have to work. Now they are splitting assets.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I pay my soon to be ex wife more in support than I pay the DS for the most amazing sex of my life. Un fucking believable. Strippers are far far less expensive.
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  Yes i agree
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  My car must think it's married to me now. costing me over a thousand in just 3 months for repairs, tires, etc. It didn't help to get hit by a hit and run driver while parked in. driveway parking spot.
• bvino

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  9 years ago

  My divorce cost me $300 and there was no alimony or child support. In our time together (14 years) we both , through hard work-saving and investing, became well off. I am married again and still well off. regular sex with money for extras. It is really how you play the hand you are dealt. I spend more on my wife than strippers but then she puts a lot more than they do so it evens out.
• impala

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  9 years ago

  Aaron, I know for a fact I didn't spend anywhere close to that kind of money all together for the 25 plus years I've been going. And even if I had spent the same as my freind, he still has only been with one woman and I've been with, well just say more in the same time frame.
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  @sharkhunter: My van has 180,000 miles on it and it has periods on needed maintenance; what do you expect? But try owning a 40+ year old exotic sports car and tell me about it! I do a lot of my own work, but it's still my most expensive lover.