Well, have a buddy that for years was giving me a hard time about how much money I spent at the strip clubs, was after me to find a "nice girl" like his wife (who the guck wants a nice girl) and settle down. Well, a few months, his "nice girl" decided that she was tired of him and left him. He called me today and told me that their lawyers had come to an agreement. Now, he has only slept with one woman for about the last 7 years, and it looks like it's gonna cost him about $450,000 when its all said and done. So, it doesn't look like me spending time with strippers was all that bad of an investment after all.
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I agree.
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Strippers are way cheaper than wives unless you are an idiot about it. In fact, I spend less on my ATF than I did on my last g/f!
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I've come to this hard realization also. It's actually an epiphany.
Having a wife and the same pussy over and over isn't something I want for the remaining years of my life on this rock. lol.
When I feel like it, I'll find a stripper and pay for it.
No commitment. No hassle. No arguement.
No talking afterwards about my feelings.she doesn't take half of all of my stuff I've accumulated over time. She doesn't tell me what to do or when to do it or what I'm doing wrong.
I get what I want and she's gone. I don't have to talk to her again unless I want to hit it again.
It's a beautiful thang....
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IMO having a wife is like getting a playboy magazine with the same centerfold every month FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Same centerfold, just pages just start to get wrinkled, torn, and crusty over time!
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Aren't alimony awards fairly small when both spouses make similar money? Like if he makes 90k and she makes 70k, assuming there are no kids, wouldn't he only owe her a small alimony payment?
Obviously the big issue comes with joint assets. If he has to buy her out of a business that can get costly. I've known plenty of small companies go belly up because the owner has to sell due to a divorce.
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@JamesSD: If there's "infidelity" involved, that can sway those numbers a fair bit.
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Are you sure you didn't spend $450,000 in 7 years on this hubby?
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Ex wives are more expensive than wives
Wives are more expensive than escorts
Escorts are more expensive than strippers
Enjoy freedom gents, while you can
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Ah. California, for all its faults, is a "no fault" state for divorce and adultery is not criminal. It probably could be relevant in family court and custody, but it's irrelevant here for alimony purposes.
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He didn't do anything wrong, she just got tired of him. He had made some really good investments and also had came into other money, and she didnt have to work. Now they are splitting assets.
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I pay my soon to be ex wife more in support than I pay the DS for the most amazing sex of my life. Un fucking believable. Strippers are far far less expensive.
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Yes i agree
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My car must think it's married to me now. costing me over a thousand in just 3 months for repairs, tires, etc. It didn't help to get hit by a hit and run driver while parked in. driveway parking spot.
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Aaron, I know for a fact I didn't spend anywhere close to that kind of money all together for the 25 plus years I've been going. And even if I had spent the same as my freind, he still has only been with one woman and I've been with, well just say more in the same time frame.
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@sharkhunter: My van has 180,000 miles on it and it has periods on needed maintenance; what do you expect? But try owning a 40+ year old exotic sports car and tell me about it! I do a lot of my own work, but it's still my most expensive lover.
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