Stripper: when will I see you again?
Me: not for a while I'm going on vacation.
Stripper: I need some extra money can I clean your house while you're gone?
Me: come over while I'm not there? I don't know about that.
Stripper: You've got nothing to worry about. I already took all your stuff that I wanted.
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Brilliant!
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No thats retarded
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