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Another NFL Thug in Trouble for a Violent Act

Domestic violence among NFL players has become disturbingly common, but this (now former) Atlanta Falcon layer took it a different direction. If beating wives, girlfriends, and kids wasn't enough - this thug kicked his girlfriend's dog to death.…

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Boy, 13, was 'happy and proud' as he boasted to friend about losing his virginit

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3102468/Boy-13-happy-proud-boasted-friend-losing-virginity-married-teaching-assistant-36.html "A 13-year-old schoolboy was 'happy and proud' when he lost his virginity to a married teaching assistant more than 20 years older than him, a court heard today." If the victim is "happy and proud", is it a crime?

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Juice sighting

Someone stole his XXXTRA KRISPAY and he's out for revenge. At least there are some strippers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58RSC7HO9aU

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Ballsy guy!

This guy is nuts. He has some testicular fortitude. http://nypost.com/2015/05/29/man-takes-bullet-to-groin-to-prove-strength-of-sports-cup/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow

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a picture of a high mileage dance looks like

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what it looks like to be a master PL

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would you buy a dance from her ?

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A picture for my buddy ricky boy

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Taking advantage of young civi girls

Been casually dating this 21 young fat civi and i do so for a few reasons #1 free pussy #2 free blow jobs #3 she buys my food #4 she is young tight and thick #5 its fuckin a free ride

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Crazy problems with a regulars wife

So one of my regulars tracked me down at the club last night to grill me on her husband. She was pissed that he comes into the club all the time and spends all his money on me. She started…

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Snack Time at the Gestation

This is my gestation $2 fix any time i fill up da van https://instagram.com/p/3Rm3N2tQVH/

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Are you really a pervert?

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/moneybox/2015/05/sex_history_calculator_is_your_number_of_sexual_partners_low_average_or.html

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two reviews posted

Founder still to add a club (the best one I have ever visited yet - review will reflect this) so I have just posted reviews for the other two, should be on here soon

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how much do u pay 4 HJ/BJ/FS ?

Ham Jerky is $3.95 Beef Jerky is $4.95 Fish Sandwich is $5.95.

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McDonald's toilets and Strippers of course

Shitting is so much fun! I am doing it right now! The shitter stall was occupied so I am shitting in the trash can. I think it is brilliant, but some homeless guy is yelling at me...fuck you bagboyjames! The guy…

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OT: An Old joke that well, never gets old for me.

A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot…

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OT: Who's Changed Their Mind on Stock Ticker RICK?

Back a few years ago when this stock ticker was around $8.5 everyone on TUSCL was very negative about this stock, thinking it was sure to go bankrupt. RickyBoy and txtittyfan were pounding the table particularly hard regarding that belief.…

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further proof that all bouncers have the IQ of a cantaloupe

A naval officer ... in full dress uniform ... on Memorial Day weekend ... was denied access to a hotel lounge ... because her uniform's color violated the dress code of the lounge. http://perezhilton.com/2015-05-27-navy-sailor-uniform-bounced-standard-hotel-dress-code-new-york#.VWggnkY4Ijk

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Went to the dirty bird a...

Went to the dirty bird a little after lunch since I was done with meetings in the area. The place was empty but I figured that may be the case. I now know why it…

Show Case Gentlemens Club

Huntsville, Alabama

Stopped by while I was in...

Stopped by while I was in town for work. Wanted to see the local talent. Not that many dancers working durning the day and they tend to chat with the locals.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I visited this club relatively late...

I visited this club relatively late on Saturday night (i.e., after ten but before midnight). I stayed for an hour or two. There is large circular bar, with the stage in the center. The dancers…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Location - between busy theater, grocery...

Location - between busy theater, grocery store and gas station - not for those trying to keep quiet Interior - one long staged paralleled by one long bar. Several small tables and couches, chairs around…

Players Club

Los Angeles, California

Stopped by and hung out to...

Stopped by and hung out to burn some time between errands. Mostly white and latin girls ranging from above average to hot. no drink hustle and the cover was free with a 5 dollar soda…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I just looked this up on...

I just looked this up on my iPhone..Was surprised how close it was to my hotel by the airport. I couldn't find the place without my GPS as I kept looking for a free…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Haven't been to this club for...

Haven't been to this club for several years, but was back in town for work so I stopped by. Arrived around 5 or so, decent amount of dancers present, good mix. Got approached…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

This club is off exit 252...

This club is off exit 252 of I-75, very easy to locate. I was stuck by the traffic during one raining afternoon. So I decided to check out this place and avoid traffic. This is…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Went for my bachelor party two...

Went for my bachelor party two weeks ago, and showed up around 10:30 on Friday night. Disclaimer: this was my first NOLA experience and only my second strip club ever. We also weren't looking…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Went to Locomotion after work with...

Went to Locomotion after work with a couple buddies. Got there around 5 and it was EMPTY. There was probably about 6 dancers when we walked in and as time went on each disappeared. The…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

I went to Larry Flynt's after...

I went to Larry Flynt's after a Friday happy hour and we were in the area. I went with 3 colleagues and my girlfriend. The club entrance is lively and energetic in a cool part of…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

I have driven past this place...

I have driven past this place several times before and this time decided to stop by. I got there during early afternoon and there were two dancers on shift who had to come out…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

This remains one of my all...

This remains one of my all time favorite clubs in the country. The location is fantastic, the place is clean and smoke free, the talent is always consistently good, and the choices are appropriately diverse. This evening,…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

It was a quiet night, few...

It was a quiet night, few other customers. Girls are very friendly and come up to you to ask you how you're doing and if you're looking for a dance. Some dancers are…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I visited Cheaters for the first,...

I visited Cheaters for the first, and second times throughout the evening and night -- it was "customer appreciation day", so free admission, free food, and discounted drinks. First I came at around 7pm,…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Went to Polekatz on a Tuesday...

Went to Polekatz on a Tuesday afternoon when they have 10 all day topless dances. Approx 10 - 15 girls on hand and about as many patron. I find the 1 to 1 ration…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I actually had a pretty good...

I actually had a pretty good visit today dropping by randomly. I normally plan my trips, but I ended up unexpectedly in the area for work and had two hours to kill, from 3 to…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I decided to visit Chicas as...

I decided to visit Chicas as I had a couple of hours to kill and a bit of money to spend. The parking lot was a bit full but found a spot pretty easy. I…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Stopped in to tjs on my...

Stopped in to tjs on my lunch break haven't been there in a few years since they remodeled. Looks a lot different than it use to. There were several good looking girls working the only…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

Up front, let me clear up...

Up front, let me clear up the deal with the options here, since there seems to be some confusion (the dancers and the club like it that way). Stage dances usually end with a…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

This is a good place to...

This is a good place to go if you just want to stop in for a second and eat some food with a beer while watching some naked dancers and throwing down a couple ones.…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

I haven’t been to Babes in...

I haven’t been to Babes in over three months. This used to be one of my favorite clubs but it has fallen off a bit. I decided to come back here mainly for reconnaissance. I’ve…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Midway Invader Thurs after midnight...

Midway Invader Thurs after midnight so Fri After my great time with Candy at AGS and trying to find office strip club not knowing 3 women shot and fire in 2013 appears was too…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Came here in a whim. ...

Came here in a whim. It's actually a kind of nice place on the inside, not as good as spearmint, but a good look to it. A bit more run down but not…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This place is interesting. It's a...

This place is interesting. It's a very small circular bar. One or two girls will be performing go-go dancing. They'll come around for tips and that's pretty much it. No lap dances, no private rooms.…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Visions may lose its place on...

Visions may lose its place on my "must stop" list. Changes in the recent past have NOT improved this club. A couple of years ago the club changed the $20 dance area to…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Ok, so this is my first...

Ok, so this is my first review for this site... I was bored on a Saturday night, so I decided to drop in. I had been here before, a weekday afternoon, although not entirely sure which…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Stopped in this past Tuesday, the...

Stopped in this past Tuesday, the day after Memorial Day (May 26th). Got there around 1:15 pm, parked across the street, paid the $12 cover and went in. When I pushed through the glass door…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in Vegas for a conference....

Was in Vegas for a conference. Called up the club and asked for a ride to the club and they sent an SUV in 30 minutes even though I went solo. Tipped the driver 15…

Devil's Point

Portland, Oregon

Finally! I finally got to...

Finally! I finally got to Portland, OR to sample the city with the most strip clubs per capita than any other US city. I visited three clubs that evening (505 Club, DV8 and…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

I stay overnight in Lexington from...

I stay overnight in Lexington from time to time when traveling across the country partly because it's convenient, but mostly because the strip clubs are pretty good there. I have been to Cowboy's and…

JB's Gentlemen's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

I was looking for some daytime...

I was looking for some daytime diversion on a planned long-distance road trip, and decided to try J.B.'s based on a few reports on TUSCL of high mileage. My visit went from wait, what?…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

This club has always been a...

This club has always been a successful visit for me. Always finding what I want and need within the economic value I am looking to spend. My issue is the quality of the…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

This used to be a regular...

This used to be a regular place for me for quickies. After not being here for some time, it did not disappoint. In and out of the club in under an hour, which…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I stop in every couple of...

I stop in every couple of months to check out the talent. This place always has an above average lineup, especially for a weekday afternoon. This visit was no exception, as there were…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

The Players Club or as it...

The Players Club or as it is still affectionately known, the Wagon Wheel is a members only BYOB club off of Pulaski Highway. Don't worry to become a member you just have to buy a card…

FKK Oase

Friedrichsdorf, Germany

My third visit in just under...

My third visit in just under a year. I enjoyed myself here yet again, and who couldn't enjoy themselves in an FKK club such as this. Not as many girl as last two visits but…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

The Choice is a complete dive,...

The Choice is a complete dive, but it's a friendly dive. The doormen/djs are friendly, as are the dancers. The cover is $14, which includes two drink tickets, but no liquor license here, so that means…

The Palace

Frankfurt, Germany

Palace was fantastic. It's a smaller...

Palace was fantastic. It's a smaller FKK with no outside area but despite that I love the atmosphere here. Many more girls and some real stunners, tens everywhere to be seen. On entry to the…

New Black Lace

Lawrence, Massachusetts

Stopped in on a whim. Not...

Stopped in on a whim. Not the best neighborhood. but the girls working where at attractive. they convinced me to buy the $50 prepaid gift card that came with a dance. they modeled lingerie when…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

This club is under newer management...

This club is under newer management and ownership. I heard they same guy who owns club Bristol now outed this place The old bouncer at Bristol is now the assistant manager. The old cranky staff…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon...

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon around 3PM. There was a $5 dollar cover despite the fact that there were only two girls dancing. Both dancers would be considered BBW's so if you…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I always seem to end up...

I always seem to end up at this place and one of the main reasons is that I can sit next to someone who smokes and not get back to my room smelling like a…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

The club is having wild mood...

The club is having wild mood swings. Some nights are so much fun but others not so much. If you end up with the right dancer she will rock your world. Topless (with pasties) but…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

A trip to Sunset Strip reminded...

A trip to Sunset Strip reminded me why I generally head to SE Portland even though I live way out on the west side of town. Went in around 9PM on a Thursday. Cover was…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

The Jewel Box is in the...

The Jewel Box is in the middle of "The Block". Baltimore's main adult district. The bar area is in a long rectangular shape. There is also a row of coaches behind the bar.…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

So pretty much I got my...

So pretty much I got my tax returns and I wanted to reward myself a bit. I walked in (free entry w/ flyer) paid for my 1 drink, and waited around while each dancer approached…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

This club is generally a hit...

This club is generally a hit or miss experience. I am fortunate to have a couple of really good days at the club. But another one, not so good. I find it's better than the…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This is my second time to...

This is my second time to BT's. I have not had a lot of great experiences at the high end places, so I figure I try out bt's since the quality was decent last…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I decided to go here over...

I decided to go here over my lunch for the Friday "pool party" and lunch special. Tl;dr, worth it, glad I went. Details: Lots of girls on shift for mid day,…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

For the first time in a...

For the first time in a while I went to a San Diego area club and was quite impressed. I usually end up at my go to place Cheetahs and have a great time,…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

This is one of my favorite...

This is one of my favorite clubs. No doubt it is an unique club with its offerings.. So much more than the rest in DC or NOVA. first off, it's a nude club and the…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Always a good club to visit....

Always a good club to visit. I got my drink and free shot and settled in at the bar. It was crowded for a weekday afternoon, I thought. I got dances from a tiny brunette,…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Entered after 10 pm on a...

Entered after 10 pm on a Sunday night. Good variety of drinks and food on offer with friendly waitresses. The variety of dancers was definitely an 8/10. Maybe the number of dancers were lesser, but…

Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

DeLand, Florida

Was in deland Thursday in...

Was in deland Thursday in business. I Googled and found 2 clubs. Dixie seemed my best bet .was 4 or 5 guys drinking at bar. Bartender was a cute 25 to 30 girl. After…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Made a first visit to the...

Made a first visit to the place since it opened. Not sure if I like the new layout or not but it is far cry from the old Cheaters as far as cleanliness and certainly…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

I visited Club 205 while passing...

I visited Club 205 while passing thru Portland in May on a Tuesday night. I got there about 7pm and had dinner. There is a full bar and kitchen. Club 205 has…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

I reviewed this club just 2...

I reviewed this club just 2 days ago – the prior review was of a Saturday eve visit – this review is of a Thursday afternoon visit. Since this club has recently changed ownership;…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I recently moved up to the...

I recently moved up to the Detroit metro area, and after checking out reviews on tuscl this was one of my first stops. After reading recommendations from other members I parked off the street…

George & I

Newark, New Jersey

Old bar that shows its age,...

Old bar that shows its age, but is relatively clean and comfortable. Rectangle bar with a small circle for a dancer to perform in on one side. $4 for a small bottle…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Went there early Friday afternoon during...

Went there early Friday afternoon during lunch break. Cover charge is now $8 daytime, and the club serves free lunch buffet every Friday (although beers go for $8); the quality of food was below the…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

Man I tried this place again...

Man I tried this place again during the day and it is not a day shift strip club at all. The girls are average looking at best, and tend to be over tattooed. I'm not…

Pure Diamonds

Portsmouth, Virginia

Stop by magic city in Ptown...

Stop by magic city in Ptown sunday after midnight. Went to the lap dance side. Decent looking girls with nice body. Some give real good lap dance others not all that.…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

The best endorsement of this club...

The best endorsement of this club that I can give, is that I actually go out of my way to visit this club every few months. If I lived closer than 6 hours away, I…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Fantasies has recently been remodeled, and...

Fantasies has recently been remodeled, and with the new tvs it has become my favorite place to watch sporting events. But nobody here cares about sports, you guys wanna hear about the girls! As soon…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Needed to try something new and...

Needed to try something new and got tip from a friend that the eye candy was good here - so gave it a try. No cover. Relentless dollar parade to the point of complete annoyance.…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

Wasn't planning to visiit this club....

Wasn't planning to visiit this club. I was picking up someone at the airport and their flight was three hours late, so I needed something to do. I walked in And there…

Petticoat Junction

Mentor, Ohio

Much the same as previous reviews....

Much the same as previous reviews. I ran in from the rain, watched 3 big-breasted (but not particularly appealing) dancers leave while the owner and his wife puttered around in a nearly empty bar. A…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Lots of new faces (to me)...

Lots of new faces (to me) seen last visit. Kayta was a familiar face, well more than just a face actually. Watched Isabelle, Lucy Kitty, and Phoenix perform onstage and chatted with the…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Was in town on business, and...

Was in town on business, and found myself with a Friday night off before heading back home on Saturday. So decided to check out what this city has to offer. Glad I did! Now, I…

The Cabin

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Interesting spot. Feels odd to be...

Interesting spot. Feels odd to be able to walk in with a case or a cooler. Nice little stage in the middle. Of you sit around there be sure to tip even though they really…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Probably been almost 2 years since...

Probably been almost 2 years since my last visit here. Visited on a Thursday from about 9:30 - 11pm. $15 cover charge, $5 for a bottle of water. Maybe a little steep for…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

This place is good and just...

This place is good and just ok. I've been here several times now and primarily during the week and have always expected a decent experience but generally come away being a little disappointed. The last…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

This club has been in a...

This club has been in a constant state of remodel for the last few years but I think they've finally finished it. It's actually a pretty decent looking club now though it's pretty small. The…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

First time to a club in...

First time to a club in Mississauga in a long time. Outside looks good, inside is not terrible, just kind of bare bones. Couple of TVs. Waitress and service was good, friendly, attentive, not pushy. Fair…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Stopped in around 6 pm on...

Stopped in around 6 pm on Thursday. More girls dancing than I've seen on a day shift in years. They had 2 stages going with about 12-15 dancers. Quality was fair, though quite a…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Venus video isn't as drab as...

Venus video isn't as drab as it used to be. The new interior design is much more inviting and the dancers are a step up in attractiveness. Each girl has her own private…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

In Charlotte on business stopped by...

In Charlotte on business stopped by around 3:30. No cover so I decided to check it out. Only about 5 dancers working, so I was about to leave when I saw a huge…

Misty 1

Honolulu, Hawaii

I just walked in here to...

I just walked in here to grab a beer while my friend was finishing up working next door. As I walked inside, no one was dancing so I sat down at the bar and ordered…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

Ok went to this place cod...

Ok went to this place cod I thought it was a "book" store. Pulled up and thought I should just leave but thought I've drove all over looking for poppers I'm going in.…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I had been going to Cheetahs...

I had been going to Cheetahs for years, typically dropping about $500 per visit on my favorite girls. It was the best club in San Diego, full of beautiful, classy women at any time of…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Delilah's. Even though I have been to few clubs in the Philly area several times, my first impression with Delilah's was awesome. The dance area and the seating is…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

I was passing thru kind of...

I was passing thru kind of early and originally intended to try out the Cabin, but they were behind schedule on their opening, so I left. As I was driving away I pulled into…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

This place is a bit of...

This place is a bit of a sleazy dive. I did enter in the afternoon, after business was done for the day, but before going out to dinner with a client. I was…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Had to fly out the next...

Had to fly out the next day, so I went there for a bit of fun. Did not pay for any extra overpriced non-alcoholic drinks. The girls here are hot and young. The staff seems…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Went in JR on a Friday...

Went in JR on a Friday night while in New York. It was like 12:30am but the place looked like it had just opened. I could count the number of patrons on my fingers. Nevermind…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

When I pulled up to the...

When I pulled up to the parking lot, I was worried because there were cars everywhere. However, there was still a decent amount of seating inside, and lots of girls. I went straight…

Cameo Gentlemen club

Charlotte, North Carolina

I finished business in northern SC...

I finished business in northern SC this week, and stayed in a hotel near the Charlotte airport for an early flight out. I was surprised to find this club right next door to my…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not my first trip to Lou...

Not my first trip to Lou Turks, and definitely not my last. Turks has been a staple of Delaware County for many many years. I remember a time when the place had one stage, and…

Commotions

LaGrange, Georgia

Beware..... Beware..... Beware.... You could be cheated...

Beware..... Beware..... Beware.... You could be cheated by a girl there. I took couple of dance and paid her. She went away and after a while came back to me asking if I like to have another.…

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The ignore function is wonderful

Thank you founder, once again.

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What Ever Happened To Slickspic?

Just askin'....

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RickDugan

Lol that dude sure is one ignoring everyone faggot of a fool

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my ignore list

rickdugan

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$5 dances can be had

I do it and so can you

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pictures of my new puppies sippy and nuts

https://instagram.com/p/3PfALitQe_/

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Does juicebox69 Know He Has Mental Problems?

It's surely nothing compared to my (self-confessed) personality damage. But using hundreds of multiple personalities to mock my system? MY SYSTEM? The greatest article contributed to TUSCL ever? Accusing me of having STDs? STDs? Just because I routinely grease bouncers…

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Does crazyjoe Know He Has Mental Problems?

Oh wait.. The name... n/m

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Does Lone_Wolf (aka Lone_Sheep) Know He Has Mental Problems?

Ok, here's my assessment of the guy. The guy tries to project that he is the ultimate SNAG. So he'll say tons of contradictory stuff like "I know strippers only care about money" followed a sentence or two later by…

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is the back side the best side ?

https://instagram.com/p/3PfFFJtQfG/

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Stripper joke du jour

A customer kept tucking Monopoly money in a stripper's G-string -- first a Monopoly one-dollar bill, next a Monopoly five-dollar bill, and then a Monopoly ten-dollar bill. Finally the exasperated stripper asked "Why do you keep putting fake money…

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Strip Club Etiquette

1. Never hang around the club after it closes waiting to meet a dancer. It's creepy. 2. Don't take your wife/girlfriend. She may find out she prefers girls. 3. Never tip with coins. It's tacky. 4.…

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crazy joe happy meal challenge

The Fastest Happy Meal Ever Eaten: http://youtu.be/4EGc3r3qni8

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Legendary Food Challenges

The Rock Aka juice mane Johnson eats this shit on my cheat days just to stay 500 lbs Yes hulk turds after at McDonald's Bet u cant do this u tuscl pussies The Rock's "Legendary Cheat Meal" Challenge: http://youtu.be/AfL5J-1Jlso

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how juice got so big

Bodybuilding On A Budget: http://youtu.be/QU5n0Xm6uzI

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Who said age is not important?

http://pulse.ng/gist/never-too-old-meet-worlds-oldest-stripper-at-86-id3806095.html Raise your hand if you got wood checking her out. :)

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Favorite dancer on TUSCL of all time

There have been some dancers that have brought some good insight to TUSCL over the years. Stiletto25, fetish_dancer, duomaxwell, diva1975, poledancer, rachelmmm, just to name a few. Who is your favorite of all time? I'm gonna have to go with duomaxwell. She…

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You might have just made her night

What's the most you've spent ITC in one night on one dancer? I spent around 400 bucks two different times on two different dancers. First time was five or six years ago when I was still relatively new to strip clubbing.…

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Murder trial--a strip club thriller?

This article on a strip-club-related murder trial--with conflicting stories and strip club managers and accusations of rape--would make a good thriller. Anybody want to write a book on it? http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-bilotti-verdict-watch-20150527-story.html

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OT: Johnny Depp facing jail time for loving Yorkies! Not brilliant!

Australia is hardcore about their canine quarantine! www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/26/johnny-depp-prison-dogs-australia_n_7441668.html I guess little 4got will never see the outback!

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I had a riot last night

http://imgbox.com/gallery/edit/JW08L5AZWT/mQ4tgrmNGvMfnCwo

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Why the Hell Not?

I met a 24 year old EMT at work tonite. He was really feeling me and asked me out. I usually lie about my age but I just thought fuck it, don't begin something new based on a lie. I…

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Fantasia's Huntsville,AL

So who all is in or travels through the Huntsville area? We never went to Fantasia but i used to work close to there with a bunch of guys that told me a ton of stories of things that went…

Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

Went in alone on a Friday...

Went in alone on a Friday night. Was n obnoxious group of guys at the stage in there 60 or 70s. They were cheap and not giving girls much at all. Girls were hot but…

The Getaway Lounge

Plymouth, Pennsylvania

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Friday evening. It was okay, nothing really special. Girls looked nice enough, dances weren't too expensive or anything and got enough mileage out of them to be…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

This club is on Central just...

This club is on Central just south of the I-17. The parking lot was full that night which really sucked because I had to park in that back lot that doesn't have any lights.…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Stopped by on a Friday night...

Stopped by on a Friday night on the way home from the airport. I went here once a long time ago. It was a dump. But now after renovations its pretty nice. A lot…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Visited on a Thursday evening. Nice...

Visited on a Thursday evening. Nice and clean club with plenty of parking available in the lot. Kind of cozy, not too big. Apparently the club was recently remodeled, with seating in good condition, pretty…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

In El Paso on business and...

In El Paso on business and gave this club a try. Showed up early evening (7pm), thinking I might catch a break on the door fee, but no luck $20 entry for night…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Well, I was able to do...

Well, I was able to do something the other night I've never done before. Took a girl to a SC. A girlfriend had expressed an interest in going to a strip club, and an interest…

Fantasy's Island Gentlemen's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Driving through town and was shocked...

Driving through town and was shocked by the sheer number of adult entertainment options within a few hundred feet of one another. This place was my second choice, but my first choice (thanks to it…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

I went on a Friday after...

I went on a Friday after work. The place was crowded almost no where to sit. I finally sat at the bar and was waited on by a buxom beauty named Tonisha. After a few…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Walked in on a Wednesday afternoon...

Walked in on a Wednesday afternoon with very low expectations. The place was pretty empty. There was about 10 dancers and about 5 or 6 customers. Lots of room, comfortable chairs, pretty…

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Do you remember?

Do you remember when juicebox69 proped everyone that had him on ignore?

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Do you remember this faggot?

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=414183

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fuck you jackie

My mama says fuck you Jackie, I need more cash bitch. If your atm card is broke again she is going to cut your nuts off... then she will have just_the_nuts for real...for real

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just_the_nuts/ juice/ bagboyjames or whatever the fuck you call yourself these d

Here is what I do with all the money I make from you paying to fuck my mom...look what you had! I got it now...finders keepers, loosers...well you know the rest https://youtu.be/NBRrCY5uhWY

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I hope this wasn't one of you guys here playing a choking game. murder arrest st

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/05/26/murder-arrest-made-after-police-find-woman-burned-dismembered-body-in-las-vegas/ He choked her but apparently didn't think she was dead so he put her in bed. Then when he woke up, realized she was dead. Then he put her back in the bath tub. Attempted to cut off her arms and legs but…

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did juice solve the tuscl pick problem

I thank so...instagram plus tuscl equal brilliance

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OT: Trauma Bonding

Dougster you might be on to a new System. I never heard of it, Googled it. I always said chicks be crazy, and crazy chicks be off limits. But I think you provided the right amount of insight for wannabe pimp players.…

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Does Dougster know he has mental problems?

An honest and sincere question. The dude has spent years conducting troll like posts. The infatuation he has with dugan’s “system” is bizarre to say the least. Dougster is obviously the creator of some of most…

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Live is Better

About 35 years ago I walked into a bar in Red Lodge, Montana and a live band was playing a cover of "Long Train Running" by the Doobies. Before that night, I never gave the song a second listen.…

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4 u ass lovers

https://instagram.com/p/3NOlubkBMs/

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will there ever be a 10,000 commenter in one year ?

???

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Asian stripper just 4 my buddy Clubber

Yes i know her...if your in Asheville or Greensboro NC bro check her out Very sexy, sensual, sweet https://instagram.com/p/wyFYyINQc3/

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OT: Custom Kitchen Delivery!

New cabinets arrived today! Delivered by a big black guy and a surprisingly hot spinner with light brown hair! She was wearing tight black pants that kept pulling down a bit when she bent over to move stuff! Nice ass!…

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would u be a regular at this coffee shop ?

https://instagram.com/p/3M5zd7tQfu/

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my new home

https://instagram.com/p/3M51yItQfx/

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would u pay her to swallow your load ?

https://instagram.com/p/3M6XCDNQQq/

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Crazy joe

This one is so true about your mom https://instagram.com/p/3M6hlTNQQ6/

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OT would u eat this ?

https://instagram.com/p/3M6s3YtQRM/

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Shadowcat

Sorry but its true https://instagram.com/p/3M6w83NQRY/

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2 my Haters

https://instagram.com/p/3M62SSNQRi/

Tijuana

Reply to maskmask21's Terrible Time in Tijuana article

Original Article: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=34668 Maskmask21, Your article is great! It raises all sorts of questions for me. Like first of all, I would never be as aggressive about solving problems in any foreign country as I am at home and on my…

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Who would be your "Dream" Club Buddy from TUSCL to spend an evening with strip c

If you could take any TUSCL member out for an evening - planning on mowing down a bunch of strippers in your path, who would you choose? Hard choice, I would probably go with Diva1975, I have a feeling she could…

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This is Crazyjoe's monkey.....

teaching a dumb human how to crush leaves...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpxTCuc6kFc&feature=youtu.be

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Another human Barbie. Would she make a good stripper?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3097126/Meet-new-Human-Barbie-26-year-old-Russian-parents-choose-clothes-refuse-let-date-alone.html

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2 Portland strip club operators found guilty for roles in prostitution, hiding m

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/05/2_portland_strip_club_official.html

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It's eye-opening how night and day TUSCL is from stripper-web.

So who is lieing ? One of us has 2 be

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Stripper Web girls

How stupid are they really ?

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Pussy Versus Gold

How much would you need to be paid to prefer the money to no sex for six months? How about a year? How about five years? Is there any amount of money you could be paid if the strings attached…

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The OTC thread – from SW's perspective

I just need a moment to vent about something I know we all experience. Starting tonight, I'm going to ignore men (regulars or guys that I've met once) who don't spend money on me, or spend but eventually expect me…

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First time Atlanta experience

Hopefully my work will bring me to Atlanta for a day or two. Within the next couple of weeks. Now in my last review of Scores in Savannah, I told you'll that the girl told me she was from…

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Blow job images

https://instagram.com/p/ucU29FtQb7/

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End of the month clubbing

I know this has been discussed before, but in curious as to how many of you have actually had this happen to, or think it's true. It's been discussed that the closer we get to the end of the month, the…

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Follies Sunday May 31

I'm planning to make a first ever Sunday afternoon stop at Follies this week on May 31. Somebody, I think it was shadowcat, recently mentioned that follies was pretty good on Sundays. If anybody is interested in joining…

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Gold vs: Pussy

Me and the LoveDart often have this debate. While I say "I have the gold so I make the rules",she counters with"I have the pussy so I make the rules".Is this a chicken-egg thing?

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SJG and Crazyjoe went on a road trip........

After several hours of SJG entertaining Crazyjoe with the history of San Jose Mexican table dancing, his motorhome broke down in a small town in the middle of nowhere. After being told repairs would take several hours, SJG suggested to…

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Looks like some of us will be busy caring for our children in the afterlife

http://dailym.ai/1HI5F2O

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Judge Orders &1 Million Returned to Exotic Dancer

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/judge-orders-1-million-returned-exotic-dancer-151044009.html anyone really believes in a "15 year career" a stripper saved a million dollars. is this really possible and how many believe this story? A federal judge has ruled that Nebraska cops must return over $1 million confiscated at a traffic…

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OT: Domestic Violence

i've always found women hard to understand (and irrational), but this takes the cake today, ray mcdonald, a now FORMER chicago bears player, was released because he allegedly hit/struck a woman. this isn't the first time either, he's been involved in…

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Video that broke the Internet: big-breasted Katee Life dances topless to "Round

I have a special treat this time. I had been saving this for last in the series, but camgirl Katee Life (or Owen) apparently has a team of flunkies who scour the Internet for videos like this and have…

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Getting married for sex is like ....

Buying a 747 for the free peanuts.

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New club opening in Columbia, SC?

I've heard rumors that a new strip club that was opening in Columbia in the near future. It's supposed to be the old club that was next door to Heartbreakers. Is it true? Has anybody gone there?

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Star Wars - Plot Outline/Synopsis for all your nerds

Here's a rumored storyline for the new Star Wars movie. Warning, many spoilers in this if it is indeed true. http://makingstarwars.net/2015/05/a-compiled-synopsis-of-star-wars-the-force-awakens/

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Fucking Non-Strippers

For those of you who are not married and fuck civie women to supplement your strippers, how do you hook up with the civies? I'm good on getting sex from strippers but it's been almost 3 decades since I…

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Are brains more important to you than breasts?

http://dailym.ai/1HF3Pja http://dailym.ai/1PIKKnz

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Test post: Cyrillic characters (and Manizha Faraday's bodacious ta-tas!)

Please excuse this repeat of a recent video. I'm testing the display of foreign alphabets in TUSCL discussions. Big-breasted Russian temptress suffers a wardrobe malfunction in a racecar: https://vimeo.com/31515908 Name of video: полная перегрузка на гонках (= full overload…

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Ferguson Paid Protesters Want Their Money!!!

Is this even real? http://www.newsmax.com/US/Ferguson-Missouri-paid-protesters/2015/05/25/id/646587/

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Video that broke the Internet: Hardee's/Carl's Jr commercial with Emily Ratajko

Hardee's/Carl's Jr. makes the best commercials, featuring hot chicks chowing down on big meaty sandwiches. This week's installment: Emily Ratajkowski and Sarah Jean Underwood for the Hardee's Memphis BBQ Burger: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2p8of4_bbq-s-best-pair-carl-s-jr-and-hardee-s-commerical-sara-underwood-emily-ratajkowski_fun

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Memorial day titties for my perverted friends :)

http://imgbox.com/g/ljDllryqcl

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Braless dancer in "Hang On Sloopy" video

I just stumbled upon a post by trixxi from several months ago: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31210 It's a YouTube video of the 1965 hit "Hang On Sloopy" by the McCoys, featuring a busty braless young woman dancing as only white girls can :):…

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US vs. Canada

Canadian escorts don't seem to feel the need for a website like preferred411.com . Canadian strippers who do OTC will often offer it to you half-way through the first lapdance. Are Americans just paranoid or are we really…

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The Summer of Jack

On this Memorial Day I left the house at 7AM for a 30-mile bike ride. While pedaling along the bike trail, I reflected that as a man in his 60's I have at most 20 or 30 years to live.…

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Hot ad girls - sometimes the Internet CAN provide useful information!

So I was watching the TV and a commercial for an acne medication came on that had a hot redhead it it came on! I asked myself "who is this hot redhead?" So I did some internet searching and found…

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Stevie-Girl Warns of Weakness of China; 7 Months Later Their Market Up 140%

Lol!

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It's a small world

Went to Germany last weekend. Arrived early PM and made my way by train up to Friedrichsdorf (30 mins) on my way to Oase. Got off the train and unusually had to wait around for a taxi, anyway I was…

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Hunting pussy (cunting)

https://youtu.be/e0a-gXwnFhk

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The Morning After

Have you ever had a morning like this after an otc date? https://youtu.be/_r2oZKvlMIg

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A BonesBrothers classic

Spelling bee: I have to spell Niggas???: http://youtu.be/AsFCSvqsqFA

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When does it count?

When does a BJ become a HJ? As I get older and pickier, I find it very important to be taken to completion rather than switching to a handjob at the end. There is something about the…

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PL, cat lady, same diff?

(Here I mean us hard-core, some say rare, PLs who are satisfied by a basic lap dance with no more than 2-way contact.) Both are generally getting on in years. Both generally are single or have a "complex" relationship with…