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Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Went to the bird after some...

Went to the bird after some time in the office on a Sunday. Got there about 800 and it was dead. Only 3 girls on the floor with one just sitting with a regular and…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Decided to try 2001 as opposed...

Decided to try 2001 as opposed to Mons Venus( across the street) for once. Have been to Mons many times, Been awhile since I've been to the spaceship. Came by after 10 on a Saturday,…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

First time in a couple of...

First time in a couple of years. I have to say the physical surroundings have not changed: cheap hole in the wall description is on point -- but the talent on this evening was…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Made a visit to P West...

Made a visit to P West and the orig Plat twice last week. Tried both clubs in the afternoon and again in the evenings. Saw the same old crew at both clubs during the day…

Cocktails Showbar & Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

I recently went to cocktails. It's...

I recently went to cocktails. It's pretty obvious that the place is pretty much a dive bar with strippers. Hopefully the remodeling will be a good thing, especially because for the most part, only there's…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Have been coming to this club...

Have been coming to this club for a few years. A few things have changed recently, one being the menu selection and the second the dance prices. The topless dances changed, but I usually get…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was in Vegas for work,...

I was in Vegas for work, so I thought I'd take in a couple of the local clubs. Unfortunately, Little Darlings was the only club I made it to. I also did pretty terribly in…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

first of all i like to...

first of all i like to introduce myself. I am an average strip club goer. I have been to lots of places in America and here are my break down of the club 1)…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

I visit this club last Friday...

I visit this club last Friday night when I visit my friend in Baton Rouge. I's a big place and charge 10 per person?but you have to pay parking fees , which 2 bucks, they…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

After visited several clubs, I decided...

After visited several clubs, I decided to expand my experience and look for some extras. Based on reviews published here, this is a club with almost unlimited extras with affordable price. So I decided to…

Crazy Horse

Pompano Beach, Florida

It was time to check out...

It was time to check out the new club in Pompano - this club was formerly run as Pink Pony and closed after a short run. The club was just recently re-opened as Crazy…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

This place can be very hit...

This place can be very hit and miss as far as talent. It helps if you visit somewhat regularly and have an idea of when girls you like usually work. But even then, you can…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Cafe Risque is what would happen...

Cafe Risque is what would happen if a Waffle House decided to also have their waitresses strip for the customers. Out of curiosity from the heavily advertised billboards on I-75 I decided to stop in…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

In town for work and was...

In town for work and was told about this place by a coworker - Never been to one like this and was a bit nervous. The girls were really nice and explained how everything…

Club Stilettos

Bowling Green, Kentucky

I used to go to tattletales...

I used to go to tattletales and suffer thru the bouncers clipped songs and nasty environment. I went to top hat one evening after a few beers at BW's and found a couple cute girls that…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

I like this club... Normally I...

I like this club... Normally I am day shift as the girls usually are more chummy. I have done several VIPs here and have always found it to be a great relief that their are…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

This has been a go to...

This has been a go to for me for some time now. The bartenders are the key to happiness. I do like this place as there are some nice girls that work here that are…

Cheetah of Southern Pines

Aberdeen, North Carolina

Was in the area for business...

Was in the area for business and thought I would stop by for a visit. Club was dead for a Monday, I mean really dead. Was going to only have a beer and…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

I was there on Saturday, March...

I was there on Saturday, March 28, 2015. There were 4 or 5 dancers there and 6 or 7 customers. The dancers were with very old men who were just spending money to be spoken…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Back in Los Angeles on business,...

Back in Los Angeles on business, and I stopped into 4 Play. The girls here are nothing short of amazing. The interior is very nice and laid back at the same time. You will…

Tattle Tails Gentleman's Club

Bowling Green, Kentucky

I had never been to this...

I had never been to this club before, but had some time to kill and decided to check it out. The dance side is non alcohol... You have to go outside and in another door…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Arrived in El Paso on business...

Arrived in El Paso on business 4 hours earlier than expected, so I decided to create a Cabaret Club sandwich (Afternoon visit-NCAA sweet sixteen at B-Dubs-Evening visit). All info on club and entrance accurate as…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

I only remember going here once...

I only remember going here once before, but I remember not wanting to go back. However, I got stuck on Freemont Street with a couple of younger guys who don't know that I club. I…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I haven't been to the BP...

I haven't been to the BP in a while and things have not changed but several new names and some favorites are gone. The smoke in the place hasn't changed either. I saw…

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I chose Foxxy because they open...

I chose Foxxy because they open at noon and I wanted to go on my lunch break. It was my first time here and it was a mistake! I arrived at 12:30 and the lights…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

I arrived here during my lunch...

I arrived here during my lunch break at about 1:30pm. There were already a few cust there, and about 6-8 dancers. Varying in quality, but was approached quickly by a couple of them asking if…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

Was in NYC for spring break...

Was in NYC for spring break and had a few hours free while the family was shopping. No better way to kill time than to check out the local action at a strip club.…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Weii I knew it was too...

Weii I knew it was too good to last..the Indiana smoking police whipped through Melton Road and put an end to smoking in Honey's, Temptations and the rest. So now no booze, no smoking, and…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Other reviews cover this place really...

Other reviews cover this place really well. Plenty of parking. Residential neighborhood. Club is well maintained with a large u-shaped bar that the dancers migrated down and back on. Plan on leaving a dollar or…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I visited last Saturday afternoon. It...

I visited last Saturday afternoon. It had been awhile since my last visit. I was pleased when my two favorite dancers arrived. I sat and waited as they got ready. I always enjoy the company of these…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

OK..for all you "Fame" fans out...

OK..for all you "Fame" fans out there you might wanna skip this review... Stopped in after a couple hours at Honey's down the street. After $10 cover and pat down, I was informed you can bring…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

As has been covered in past...

As has been covered in past reviews, this place is more like a corner bar located in a rougher part of town that happens to have dancers. The inside is decent and they make an…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Probably about 12-14 girls on shift...

Probably about 12-14 girls on shift mostly 7's with a few 9's. Had the free lunch, the wait staff here is outstanding. Quick service and low pressure. This place is definitely heavy…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Made a treck across the bridge...

Made a treck across the bridge from Pa into NJ to visit the playhouse. A usually do this every couple months and I was due for a afternoon of fun. The usual cast of characters…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Good place they have some really...

Good place they have some really hot dancers and the private dances are pretty good but the girls seem reserved. They do have a shower room but I haven't tried it. As far…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

Went to this club in an...

Went to this club in an attempt to upgrade on the blue parrot and failed. For one its way outside of downtown by the highway which is pretty inconvenient on top of that the club…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

I decide to give Woody's a...

I decide to give Woody's a try after The Lumberyard had been a busy. It was still early on a Thursday evening, about 9pm, and I didn't have much time before heading back to the…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Check one off the bucket list! I...

Check one off the bucket list! I have been wanting to find the time (and the nerve) to check out Arnies as a clearly identifable outsider. Based on the reviews, I thought the interior was…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club several times in the day time and once at night and most of the time it is the same girls during the day. They remodeled it within the last…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

I travel a lot and Angels...

I travel a lot and Angels was a great surprise. Good looking dancers were friendly, there were a few people in the club and regulars were surrounded but dancers still came by to say hi.…

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

Second trip to the Condor, and...

Second trip to the Condor, and it was just as good as the first! Opted for individual dances this time instead of the three-dance-special, and I was very happy to have sampled the talent instead…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Was back in Houston after a...

Was back in Houston after a year of being away and tried St. James again. Club is very big and nice. $15 cover which I thought was a little high. Paid 6.50 for a coke…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

What a disapointment! They call...

What a disapointment! They call this the "New" Century Theatre?? I miss the old Century -- I mean the really really old one with the stage facing the main entrance and the private…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I stop by HH any time...

I stop by HH any time I pass through Kokomo and it is open. Really have found it is better during the day/evening, as there is a super HOT dancer that I just can…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I visited my favorite club Paradise...

I visited my favorite club Paradise on Saturday evening. I arrived about 9 PM and found about 15 girls working. It was busy but not standing room only. The girls rotate turns…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

Pretty relaxed place. Not a...

Pretty relaxed place. Not a lot of hustle to get dances. I wasn't asked to buy any dancer drinks either. I only had one drink and wasn't pressured to get more.…

Temptations Cabaret

Lubbock, Texas

Went to temptations because it is...

Went to temptations because it is the only other club in lubbock, well at least it was as it is going to close its doors soon. It seems that every new club that opens there…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Return visit after months away; nice...

Return visit after months away; nice to see TL updated physical layout but kept the qualities we all love. New stage and seats -- got rid of those shaky low stools and walled-off "moat"…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Went Thur. about 9pm parking lot...

Went Thur. about 9pm parking lot was half empty.I thought it would be good for me,Wrong I was hit on by every girl 2x around the bar,each and every shift of girls.What for a $4…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Interesting visit. Went to the...

Interesting visit. Went to the bar after work because I needed beer and food. Not ready to go home, so I decided to head out here. Easy 10 inure drive from home.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This was my first time going...

This was my first time going to a strip club and this is still one one my best experiences out of the 3-4 other clubs I have been to. The place was big with about…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to CH3 on a Thursday...

Went to CH3 on a Thursday afternoon around 5pm. The club itself is pretty nice. Plenty of seating and multiple areas. Drinks were average price. Overall, it was pretty nice. The dancers working the afternoon…

The Playpen

Los Angeles, California

I made the stupid mistake of...

I made the stupid mistake of arriving at 6 a.m. instead of 6 p.m. to pick up a friend from the airport so I decided to spend the day at a strip club. I heard…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Well, everything that made this club...

Well, everything that made this club worth stopping by has changed. Dances are now $25 each, there is a $10 VIP fee, and a mandatory coat check. Parking is still frée. Which puts this club…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

Been to this club several times....

Been to this club several times. I'm not from Toronto but in town on business from time to time and try to make time to visit the Million Dollar every time. The club is not the…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

I have been here multiple times...

I have been here multiple times on weeknights, early evenings, and late till close. Dancers are hit or miss, mostly 4/5s, occasional 7/8, but they tend to not last. Some girls are extremely rude,…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

WOW. We heard about this place...

WOW. We heard about this place from a dancer from Visions. She said it was called the 'Dog Pen' and boy did it live up to the name. First off, its in the middle of…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to a WV club after an evening of playing the races and the casino. Had won some money and wanted to blow it on some chicks. Saw that this was…

Happy-Go-Lucky

Houston, Texas

Saw some trucks in the back...

Saw some trucks in the back so decided to drop in and see what was happening. Same old dingy dump and only a few ladies on duty. Just as one approached I asked…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

Pros: Incredibly hot strippers. ...

Pros: Incredibly hot strippers. Blond, brunette, redhead, fake tits, black, white, some Hispanic, the whole 9 yards you look for in a menu. Reasonably safe. Nice atmosphere. Cons: NO…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Generally considered the 2nd best club...

Generally considered the 2nd best club in Tijuana. I've actually started to enjoy it more and more, better than their main competitor down the street even. They recently went through a remodel and the…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

$40 cover. With my boys on...

$40 cover. With my boys on Sat night. Once you enter you see a number of rooms advertising decadent shows. Unfortunately all of them are either empty or have shows spread over 2 hours apart.…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Decided to head to my favorite...

Decided to head to my favorite Pittsburgh club on a cool Sunday evening. Glad to report that this is still a very good club compared to the others in the city. The only gripe I…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

This was the first club I...

This was the first club I went to in Portland. My first experience in a Portland club. I was very disappointed. There were dudes playing pool when I walked in. It was very bright and…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Stopped by just after 9:00 on...

Stopped by just after 9:00 on a Monday and was pleasantly surprised by the place. They are re modeling but it is nice on the inside. There were enough dancers for this early…

Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

Went here for a friends bachelor...

Went here for a friends bachelor party with low expectations based on being in Morgantown. I was really pleasantly surprised. The girls were way better looking then I would have expected based on the look of…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

It's been a while since I've...

It's been a while since I've gone to a club. I was feeling really depressed and lonely so I decided to go and check this place out. The building is your typical club so I'm…

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rickthelion

Rickthelion pussy cat is a bed wetter...enough said

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Shots Fired at Stockton Strip Club, 50+ Motorcycle Riders Involved in Brawl

STOCKTON- {CA} A fight led to gunfire in the parking lot of a Stockton strip club on Sunday afternoon. Police received calls about the shooting just before 1:30 p.m., and were told the gun battle broke out at Déjà vu Showgirls on…

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Anyone know if there is a way to clear your search history on facebook?

I saw facebook today was suggesting I become friends with an exotic dancer. I'm thinking what the.. I clicked on her tonight and realized I had looked at her page the other day. It's not someone I know.…

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PP Greenville

First a hats off to Ironcat for his report on PP. lets look at the history of that club. For years on & off they have employed off duty LE. And have been through many raids like this one that…

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Dancers w/ Butt Plugs

Piggybacking on BilliD’s “Ass hole jewels” thread; does a dancer wearing a butt plug make you think she is more naughty/promiscuous – that is kinda the first reaction I get (i.e. she’s naughty/ promiscuous) – how bout you?

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Anyone ready for spring to stay here?

I'm getting tired, haha iPad changed my word to irked before I changed it back of freezing temps while clubbing and short sleeve heat inthe afternoon. How about you?

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Becoming Good Friends

She's been good to me and she finds ways of pulling me close to her no matter what the reason is. I thank her for that, I guess she always makes it work but then it's just like that, it's always…

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The lion system - dealing with your penile spikes

Many of you believe that you can simply ask a hooker for sex. Not so. Would you simply ask a civvie girl for sex? I think not! It is even worse for me. Last week I asked a nice and…

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It's hard being a lion on the Internet

As an actual lion living in sunny Tanzania I wanted to impress on you clueless American's how hard it is for me to share my system with you. Do yo realize the the humans in the Tanzanian countryside don't have…

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Anybody know how strippers get hired?

Anybody know how strippers get hired? The reason I ask is earlier this week, a rare 10 civilian was escorted in to the club by the bouncer, who lead her to the 'house mom' for further interviewing. Two…

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My kind of clubs

Nowadays when I go to clubs in my area, before I even walk in I know that I won't be attracted to at least 90% of the girls in there. This is because most of the girls are white. I…

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OT: NetFlix stock volatility

Let’s talk about Netflix. This is a name you know, Netflix. Look at its chart, it's pretty volatile. I was lucky enough the last few times to buy on dips and make a huge amount of money. So I've been waiting…

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I love when the lady comes around selling new dance clothes lol

Ya'll like? http://imgbox.com/g/ialZNl4CvB

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Any one object to a dancer grabbing him by his cock?

Yesterday I was talking to a dancer that had just returned to the scene after a years absence. She gave me a big smile as she grabbed my package. After a couple of erotic dances I asked her if…

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Shadowcat neglecting his duty

Shadowcat missed posting the story about the Panama City Beach shooting. Seven spring breakers were shot. I know it wasn't at a strip club -- but shouldn't it count? Drunk college girls always show their tits. Close…

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At least six shots fired into Greensboro strip club

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Police are investigating after at least six shots were fired into a strip club in Greensboro early Sunday morning. No injuries were reported at Copa Rocka Cantina at 3010 Sands Drive after police responded to the shooting shortly…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The feature dancers lure me in...

The feature dancers lure me in every now and then to blush. I wish it was bigger though. The inside is a closet and it's always crammed when I'm there (it may not…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Came in here for the first...

Came in here for the first time on a Saturday afternoon. It's in a really rough neighborhood, so unless you can handle your own, I wouldn't come after dark (which is why I came…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Over the years, this place has...

Over the years, this place has been my go to for a bit of fun and relaxation. Great place, as long as one doesn't expect much to begin with. Somewhat inconsistent with cover charges, as…

Speakeasy 54

Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin

My wife and I have stopped...

My wife and I have stopped here several times, and I know a former bartender there. The club is no longer a strip club and now is more just a local sports type bar so…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Club has made many improvements since...

Club has made many improvements since I was last in there about a year ago. There is updated lighting and new carpeting, a new dance booth and a new jukebox that makes the place sound…

Rear End Bar

Marshfield, Wisconsin

My wife and I stopped here...

My wife and I stopped here twice while out on our bike...both visits on Saturday early evening. The bartender seemed annoyed that he had to come behind the bar and serve us...and was annoyed further…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

The worst customer service I have...

The worst customer service I have experienced in a club. Went in about 10:15 after paying the cover. Sat there for 15-20 minutes with no one making an appearance. No dancers, no…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Pretty empty for a Friday at...

Pretty empty for a Friday at 8 but I figured it would pick up and in the meantime I could just hide at the bar. To the right is a decent sized bar that still…

Silver Rain

Detroit, Michigan

We went here for my friend's...

We went here for my friend's birthday around midnight. There weren't very many girls working and there was only maybe 1-2 girls above a 8 but they would go on stage and go talk in…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

The location is not great looking....

The location is not great looking. In an industrial area. At night, it is not an area you would want to walk around. From the outside, it looks a bit like a…

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, Nevada

All costs same as before. $20...

All costs same as before. $20 cover, $20 lap, ends up being about $500 for one hour in private. Got a couple lap dances from a Latina with nice fake D cups and a tall black…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Wednesday night around 9:00 PM. Club is not well maintained. Took a seat at a table and the springs in the captains chair were gone and I…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

I was heading home after meeting...

I was heading home after meeting up with an old buddy in the middle of the week. I decided to swing by Alex's because I hadn't been there in a year. It was empty when…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

I visited the club 2 times...

I visited the club 2 times in 1 day. Once in the afternoon and once after midnight. Afternoon: Dancers outnumbered the patrons. There was a dancer up for almost every song. The dancers were definitely looking…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Ok, so I like to take...

Ok, so I like to take a me day and just go hang out in Portland. I walked in on a summer afternoon and found the usual sparse group of loners like myself.…

Brass Pole Cabaret

Elyria, Ohio

The club has recently improved its...

The club has recently improved its routine and has all dancers go on stage every hour and offers 2 for 1 lap dances. Allows the customers to check out all the dancers and pick your…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The best thing about this club...

The best thing about this club - nude dancers. Most were somewhere between nice looking and really good looking. None were in the drop dead gorgeous category. The night I was there, they had dancers…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I arrived just before midnight on...

I arrived just before midnight on Saturday night. I have enjoyed the old HL in the past, this trip not so much. I rarely have been in on a Saturday night but I thought I…

Xoticas

Laredo, Texas

Visited on Saturday night, was slow...

Visited on Saturday night, was slow at first with only a few girls but by 9pm it picked up and more dancers arrived. Nice interior, very clean and the music was good and not overpowering.…

Gentlemens Quarters

Hempstead, New York

Strolled in to the place with...

Strolled in to the place with a few friends to get out of the regular bar atmosphere. Walked in with no expectations so I wasn't let down nor impressed with anything to begin with. Bouncer…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Rolled up around 1030. Decent size...

Rolled up around 1030. Decent size club but sparsely populated on night i was there. The energy in the place was low from the start. It was 2 for 1 Tuesday so that meant you…

Starz

Gardena, California

All black club and only black...

All black club and only black patrons when i arrived. As night progressed some mexicans and white dudes came in too. I didn't know the area and was concerned it might be dicey, but it…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

I arrived her on Saturday, March...

I arrived her on Saturday, March 28, 2015 around 12midnight. This club is pretty good. The only problem I have with this club is that it has more of a party atmosphere rather than a…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Another great visit to the Hiliter....

Another great visit to the Hiliter. Not to full on this Tuesday night and there were a number of hot girls to choose from. One new Asian girl caught my eye, Saki, and did several…

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

If your looking for a place...

If your looking for a place to get a little extra after the dance for little cost this is the place to go, guaranteed. They are thirsty for the dollar here!Most girls will get completely…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

A little better than the last...

A little better than the last time I visited last year. More upbeat dance oriented music mixed in with the slow romantic music that played constantly when I was here before. Seemed…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

The dancers were ALL quite friendly, Some...

The dancers were ALL quite friendly, Some a LOT more friendly than the others, Especially if they like You; Or if You are a big spender. When I first got there, there were more girls than patrons; And many types…

Mile High Club DC

Clinton, Maryland

after work I get my haircut...

after work I get my haircut from a barbershop maybe about mile or so away.. I swore this club was closed down but I wanted to see what replaced this club and when I…

Sportsmen's Lodge Gentlemen's Club

Canton, Ohio

This place is definitely the nicest...

This place is definitely the nicest and cleanest strip club in the area. The stage consists of three 15' poles and is extravagant. The private dance rooms are PRIVATE meaning they're not just some…

Old Town Strip Club

Vilnius, Lithuania

This club has gone downhill drastically...

This club has gone downhill drastically in less than a year. It's pretty much an expensive brothel now with strange-looking Russian/Ukrainian girls trying to get you to spend a massive amount of money (over…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

This was my second stop in...

This was my second stop in this club. First time was about a week before. Really surprised how many attractive dancers they have. I guess that because there are not many downriver clubs, there may…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

I found myself in Salem, and...

I found myself in Salem, and I decided to try out the Stars out there. A while ago a buddy told me the girls are pretty hot over there, and Salem is only a 50…

The Mint

Greensboro, North Carolina

Stopped by the Mint on a...

Stopped by the Mint on a Monday evening around 9:30 PM , and there were only three dancers working which is probably not unusual for a Monday . One dancer was standing around by the…

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What's the LEAST you've paid?

What's the least you've paid for any of the following: ITC HJ, BBBJ, FS, or OTC? I got a HJ without asking during a 10 dollar LD. In the end I gave her $25 in total. I've been offered a BJ…

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Mustard, ketchup, mayo

So what do you prefer on what? ketchup: burgers, scrambled eggs, french fries mustard: hot dogs, ham and swiss on rye mayo: roast beef sandwiches, BLT's Of course these are interchangeable...what do you guys like?

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If you could suck your cock, would you?

Maybe this is a teen-ager thing. Maybe I'm wrong. This came up on another site..... I seem to be down-voted nargoth posted on Mar 27, 2015 03:28 pm # Autofelatio is legit, I can do it, I'm hypermobile. You don't actually bend…

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Ass hole jewels

I was at a club the other day and 2 different girls had what looked like a large jewel in their ass hole. I had never seen this before. Have any of you seen this and if so did it…

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if tuscl was a penny stock ?

Would you invest ?

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OT: Craft stock up 35%

Any body load up on craft right before the merger ? I got luckyand got in on 1,000 shares...i just sold and cashed out nicely

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Ot. Movies

What movies do you recommend watching while drunk or high? I recommend Dumb and Dumber Too

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Offtopic anyone ever downloaded some ghost apps or know of any good ones?

I downloaded one called ghost sensor or something like that but I can tell it's mostly fake ghost voices repeating the same messages. One ghost tells me it's happy to be with me. I mean what kind of…

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Dancer Names

Now we are doing cities. I know we've done cars, heavens, weather,etc. How about states? Think we could get all 57? I'll start with ones I've personally seen and remembered. Might have seen others not worth remembering.... Utah, Alaska, and Florida.

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Another idea to make you feel happy!

With other folks, like ididthisonce, using the word "brilliant!" In their posts I thought I'd share another idea for cheering yourself up! Jazz hands! I was inspired by www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/03/25/nus-student-delegates-use-jazz-hands-not-clapping-_n_6937006.html Now the "clapping can trigger anxiety" thing is silly! But I've learned several…

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More brilliant performance art!

I think weird performance art is just brilliant! I would have loved to have been in this class when I was a college student! Lecturer showed a video of herself shooting a condom out of her vagina and masturbating with…

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did

Did you ever try to read a book when your drunk????

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Drunk

Can you log on tO tuscl when your drunk? Im drunk 4ight now...yeaaaaaaaaaaah

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Club violence

Shadowcat does a good job posting news stories on shootings at clubs. Have any of you been at a club and actually witnessed any kind of physical altercation between customers or between customers and club employees? (I'm not including dancer-on-dancer…

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A nother lesson learned.

I was talking to a friend of mine this morning. He told me he went to a AMP and used his Visa card. Then he told me he got a call from his visa company. Asking him if he…

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Awww, Ellen Pao loses on all counts

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/over-ellen-pao-loses-210724306.html you didn't get promoted because you're a woman, it's because nobody liked your ass!

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Sir Charles Barkley

I don't know who on the forum began using the term "brilliant" but I would like to borrow it to characterize what I just saw on the NCAA Tip-Off Show: Barkley: "if NC State can outscore the Louisville Cardinals, I think…

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Write Off

Ladies and Gentlemen, in this corner, we have the always loquacious Reining Champion, SJG! And in that corner the verbose Challenger, JS69! May the best man win!

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trans women and strip clubs (per SW)

Hi! I just joined this site (SW). I'm a post-op trans woman. I'm a pretty small woman at about 125 pounds. People never recognize me as trans in my day to day life anymore, and people assume that I'm cisgender. I've…

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The morning after

As I open my eyes this morning, the scene before me is surreal. I am disoriented and initially can't figure out exactly where I am. It's like an opening scene to Breaking Bad, where there's all sorts of weird shit…

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OT: March Madness

Everyone catch the ass-whooping Kentucky put on West Virginia last night. Does anyone think any team out there can beat Kentucky? I always pull for the underdog (unless it’s a fave team playing) but IMO Kentucky just has too much. As an analogy…

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The party is over at Platinum in Greenville

Just saw on the news today that the Greenville County Sheriff is investigating Platinum Plus for "Prostitution and general nascence" charges. They were sweeping the place for evidence (used condoms?) according to the report. With all the murders and crime…

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Hmmmm....

Women becoming prostitutes over global warming! http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/26/congresswoman-claims-climate-change-will-turn-women-into-prostitutes/

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OT: study shows men prefer a body like Taylor Swift's over KIm Kardashian's body

http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/study-taylor-swift-kim-kardashian/ I don't agree with this at all. I definitely like a decent sized booty and at least a B cup, although Kim Kardashian's ass is a little too big for me, but I'd take that over a body like Taylor…

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Ignored

He who puts everyone on ignore is covering his ears and shaking his head and saying, "la la la la la la la". Childish...Just Childish

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The BJ "Better that Craigslist" Ad

https://www.tuscl.net/adserver/www/images/3bf736e78dd2021ab64958955fc918b0.gif 1. Really, a bald chick? I know her hair can kinda tickle but that's a pretty drastic solution. 2. What is up with her tits? 3. Is she trying to keep his leg hard or what? 4. I…

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Dancers named for cities

How many strippers named for cities have you gotten dances from? Here's my list: London (3) Paris (3) Brooklyn (2) Miami Chicago (!) Dallas Austin Phoenix I met but didn't get dances from Vegas and Memphis.

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Offtopic Tragedy strikes in South Carolina when 3 pretty ladies hit a tree.

I've heard about this a few days ago from a friend of a friend. It saddens me. I didn't realize I had met at least two of the girls until I heard the story on the local news. The…

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When My Own Daughters Become Strippers

Normally I'm so consumed with the guilt I feel for having failed to become Gordon Gekko that I don't have time to think about anything else. Today, however, I did have some time to think. Now I don't ever want my…

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Certain catcalling is just wrong

A while back a video was posted of a girl walking thru Manhattan and getting catcalls – I thought it was mostly BS; but seeing this latest video makes me think sometimes it’s wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juypml7N_DY

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We Need More Spicyweiner

As in Carlos hailing from the Midwest - dude has some good knowledge about strip clubs and general observations. Much better than Rickelle

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Peace in the Middle East! Brilliant!

Shailynn's president thread got me thinking! I think the US and Europeans should just offer the Iranians a certain # of slutty 7up girls in exchange for each centrifuge! Get those mullahs thinking "do we want U-235 or slutty 7+…

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Good news

Odds are I can keep fucking the DS into my 90s. I hate to hear what Diva might think of that! http://dailym.ai/1y9AtTR

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A reminder just in case you ever forget

Never let a stripper inject you with heroin. http://dailym.ai/1y9U0DR

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Ever do your namesake?

I got dances recently with a new girl who uses my TUSCL nick for her stage name. I didn't mention to her what we had in common, but I did tell her she looked cuter than the 'Friends' character.

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Ever have a dancer offer references?

I was discussing VIP with one dancer a few years ago and she told me that if I didn't believe how good she was that she would bring over one of her regular customers to tell me. For all I…

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The Next President

I was reading an article this morning, here are the odds: 6/5 Hillary 12/1 Christie 33/1 Biden So, if those were your 3 choices who would you vote for? I think since this is a strip luv discussion board Biden would be…

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive strip clubs everywhere, take the best girls to travel with me as…

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First VIP

Decided to get a vip for the first time next time I go to a club. Any tips on how to make sure I'll "have a good time?" So far all I planned on was just discussing what will actually…

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You guys remember grade school humor?.........

Here's one..... My mother laid over the ocean... My mother laid over the sea... My father laid over my mother... And that's how I came to be others?

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Details....details....

So I posted a review of a club - well written if I do say so myself. Then I get a private message from a guy who wants more explicit details...as in "What was the dancer's name?" "What was she…

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Bravo Young Man

Computer hacker changes grades for sexual favors. Good man. http://m.newser.com/story/204518/student-hacker-changes-dozens-of-grades.html

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What is the cap (max) that you will pay for full service, ie, BBBJ and FS ITC

I visited my favorite club on Sunday night and nearly all of the strippers had an open menu. Perhaps, it was the end of the month. However, the prices for BBBJ and FS ITC was all over the map. I cap…

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What should I choose for the final act

I'm sitting here trying to decide. No anal. Not goin there. Vaginal. Feels awesome but I've had that from a lot since started going bareback. Oral. Haven't done that in a while. I adore her wicked smile right after she…

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Ladder Piercing

I always thought Juice was a crazy sumbitch until I saw pictures of ladder piercings. Juice is normal. Them dudes be crazy.

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last song selection is for juice aka me and my fans enjoy

RiFF RaFF - NOW i GOT THE JUiCE (Official Video): http://youtu.be/OM5Jz_jj6po

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a song just for papi chulo and his fans

Plies "THICK" - Official Trailer (Big Gates Recor…: http://youtu.be/mmgFXLzXqBw

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A damn good song for all you guys that have dream strippers

Plies - Faithful ft. Rico Love [Official Video]: http://youtu.be/Vp4vSsM9IFk

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good music for strip clubs that service us with extras

Billy Blue ft. Plies - Bitch You Gone Make It: http://youtu.be/Cw-kVwIXSUo

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No fucking way am I doing this walk.

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2015/03/25/worlds-most-dangerous-walkway-to-reopen-next-week/?intcmp=features

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strip club tips and tricks

How to survive a Strip Club on a budget: http://youtu.be/x2qaNpM00F4

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Three yr old girl is a master pole dancer.....

Lol!..this baby is awesome, I'm not kidding https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WymnGFWLyM

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Strippers turning into porn stars

There&apos;s a good amount of porn starts that have started off as strippers before they switched over to porn&period; Obviously some porn stars still strip from time to time at different clubs&period; <br /> &NewLine;<br /> &NewLine;Just curious&comma; has anyone ever seen…

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FS ITC experiences

I've gotten FS ITC from three different dancers over the past few months. They were all at the same club (all lap dances are full two way contact and extras are very common in the VIP room), but each experience…

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Are we all rapists?

http://dailym.ai/1xgfIe6 Personally, I don't have the slightest interest in forcing a woman to have sex with me. I want woman who is equally passionate about it (like the DS), or at least a woman who consents and will fake the passion…

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Jewish Men

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch videos of lap dances backwards? A: They like the part where the stripper gives the money back.

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ATF/Wife Jokes

Q: How can you tell that your ATF is getting fat? A: She can wear some of your wife's clothes.

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This Might Be Inappropriate

But I'm bored, and since when has that stopped anyone. After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad…

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You Say You Want a Revoution?

The U.S. Military buys the most explosives of any organization in the country. Walt Disney World is number 2. General Mickey sez "I want you!"

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Utah brings back the firing squad

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/governor-signs-law-making-utah-only-state-firing-squad

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Serving shitty strip clubs

I assume for most that live near some shitty clubs and the definition of this is no extras aka no sex or price is in the thousands. Im guessing most justavoid them and save up to travel BUT !!! For the group…

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Recommending p4p “dates”

As demeaning as it sounds, for this topic p4p “date” is defined as compensating the honey for OTC dining, drinking, dancing etc… The outing may or may not include sex. Clothed or unclothed I love being in the company of…

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Bacon lover's revenge

Apparently somebody likes bacon even more than some of you. http://dailym.ai/1GeaFge

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jackslash – what are you doing ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arZ8b7KRCaE

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Don't know much about History?

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=6702 I prop'd this guy even though the site says he hasn't written one review.

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Toronto Clubs

Wondering if this group has any experience with Toronto clubs? I'm organizing a friend's bachelor party for this summer and will need to figure out the best places to visit. I guess for a trip like this we…

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LD Pet Peeve

It usually occurs more in the divey SCs where dances are given on the floor. But has it happened to you that another dancer comes up to the dancer you are getting dances from and they start talking for most of…

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Just when you think you've seen every pole trick ever....

Someone comes up with something like this... lol. https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RY-TqQufGmE

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Review Props ?

Anyone tried propping a review today (Tu 3/24)? I just tried and it was not working for me. I sent Founder a PM but IDK if it’s a TUSCL issue or something on my end.

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funny stand up comic on his strip club experience at a extras club

www.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DfXiGXyGU9M8%26sns%3Dfb&h=LAQH7DWw7&enc=AZM3A1pZIinxzdL-y7ZnjShNPbkET39PaQ_y1y09dVO6N34DYIDLVTpauZ4sBGPYBYg&s=1

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Artoo D-bag! Brilliant!

I was just laughing about rickydugan's comment about the Turing award! Maybe that's a hint that rickydugan is an AI programmed by rickdugan! If so, he should have called the bot Artoo D-bag because he's such a d-bag!

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Cops Partied At Forbidden Strip Club Before Deadly Crash

http://nypost.com/2015/03/23/strip-club-where-cops-partied-before-fatal-crash-off-limits-to-city-police/ At least the truck driver is okay.

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Any knowledge on dancers at Penthouse & Players in detroit

If anyone has decent knowledge on dancers at these clubs please chime in. There is one dancer in particular I was looking for info on that used to work at penthouse who now works at players. I am…

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Regulating the Nookie

Omg. The new GF regulated the nookie last nite. A few weeks into it and she thought that was a good move? Man some women really are clueless when it comes to men.

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OT: Poker vs Fantasy Sports

Someone recently brought up the topic of funding his SC outings through online Texas Holdem. Back during the Holdem boom, more than half the states in the US made these sites illegal. They got around the fact that many of…

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The power of the boobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdjfDgsKK7c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPwO8E4ArBo

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Driving cross country: Oregon to Mid-Atlantic

My time and route are flexible. I don't want to put a ton of extra mileage on my car zig-zagging across the country.....but I will go out of my way for some extra mileage. I will likely try to go…

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Google Contacts - Look out!

Anybody else experience this? Recently after an app update, Google Contacts asked (thru pop ups) if I wanted to consolidate my contacts. I clicked okay and, holy shit, the contact info for a couple dancers I know now showed their…

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Does anyone else see no reviews anymore on the review page?

I see a blank page for both today and yesterday, on both review sites, quick and detailed.

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Piccadilly Commandos

But Ah owes *everything* to Mr Head. 'E taught me to *walk*, and to *talk*, and to *dress*, like a regular LADY!

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Probably not brilliant to post that!

I'm apologizing if my last post was a bit dickish! I feel a bit bad because I'm now a really happy-go-lucky guy! Something I attribute to posting here with lots of exclamation points and liberal use of the word "brilliant!"…

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Free Lapdances

The last time I was at the club, I spent most of my time and money with one stripper that I've gotten dances from a couple of times previously. I'm fairly certain that she genuinely likes me--it's always possible…

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joe rogan with a strip club joke

http://lm.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-tpPZ74AdpI%26sns%3Dfb&h=gAQE5mof4&enc=AZOXyucStXgTr_Dhuo8pglhiOAX2uJDqttkB_iIRPS5-aY1wq_i30W3JtcrynV4R-As&s=1

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Middle Class Flirting: Grinding on the Buddies Wife.

I've notice that when I'm hanging out with my "middle class" friends there is a lot of sexual flirtation going on. Case in point, I have oneset of acquaintances and the guy won't go out with his wife to the…