I read a few reviews on...

I read a few reviews on this place prior to coming so I had some expectation management. I kind do dig the dive type clubs and have been surprised in the past. This place was a bust. I tried this place two days in a row with nominal excitement. The equations seemed to be a coulple of cute girls and and the rest are somewhere between completely unwatchable (like your body won't even let you look at the stage..you would rather count ceiling tiles or wonder when the last time the floor had been cleaned. I think I tied my shoes like 50 times just to keep from looking at the stage for a couple of girls. Out of the two I saw that were cute one was smoking, a tight little Latin chick. She was busy the whole time I was there but, the dances I saw her give looked like they were fuckin awesome. She had cool personality and gave off that slutty hellcat vibe. Knowing Spanish looked like it will make all the difference with this one. The other chick was blonde and I had high hopes. Then I saw her dance and it was so mechanical that you would wonder if she was on auto pilot. I thought fuck it; I'll try our a dance and maybe she will come to life or something. Not a chance. Don't get me wrong a ton of ass and titties in the face, but it was so mechanical that it was impossible to enjoy. Here's what pisses me off the chick that no one wants to see naked was throwing it out there and promising everything you could ever want. But not even bargain prices and being blackout drunk would make me think twice. If you land a hottie there you will have a kick ass time..if not be prepared for an awkward time..seriously it felt like I was in middle school watching birthing videos.