Porthole Pub
501 E Sample Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33064

Still my favorite club for finding...

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mercury88
Jun 5, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Still my favorite club for finding diamonds in the rough. Sometimes there are a few 7-8's here and the 2 for 1 dances run often and are a lot of bang for the buck. Today I was off my game to be honest, but despite this I got lucky twice!!

Came in around 2pm and the place was dead, maybe 5 customers and about 4-5 girls. As usual as soon as I sat at the bar and ordered a beer there was a girl on me immediately. I normally prefer to scope around and brush girls off quickly when approached so quickly into my visit. The difference here was this girl was giving me the PH Handshake I always hear about, but rarely if ever get. I've seen this girl before, short hispanic spinner with cute librarian glasses. Spinners are my type since I'm a white dude, but this girl is too skinny, chicken legs and hardly any ass at all. She has nice perky little titties though and her handshake got my attention. I told her I just arrived and wanted a beer or two and she stuck around. I had 2 beers and she patiently waited all the while doing the Porthole Handshake off and on under the bar. The 2 for 1 music starts and normally I'd have scoped a better target by now, but I felt she earned it so back we went.

The dance was not as good as I hoped, but during the 2nd song I asked her about extras. She doesn't do French lessons but offered the whole enchilada for a Franklin which I quickly shot down. She asked if I wanted manual assistance and I said sure, next thing I knew she was finishing the dance with her hand. Chaffed a bit despite some spit but for the 20 cent tip over the 2 for 1 cost I thought it was a pretty good deal. Out we went and normally I'd hit the road, but it was barely 30 minutes since I'd arrived. So I headed back to the bar unencumbered by her and scoped the room out. Much busier now, probably 15 customers and 10-12 girls.

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