Phoenix
Clackport
Washington
I'm moving to Phoenix in August for a new career opportunity. I need some Intel on Phoenix.
First of all is the heat unbearable there? How do you Phoenix residents deal with the heat? I won't have a car when I get there, so it will be public transportation there for awhile. I hear there are a bunch of scorpions and snakes there, that kind of grosses me out a little.
Second, on to the strip clubs. I can tell Hi-Liter will be my kind of club. There's no diversity at BSC, so I probably won't go there too often. Any other Phoenix clubs I should look out for? I hear Christie's isn't terrible.
Thanks
First of all is the heat unbearable there? How do you Phoenix residents deal with the heat? I won't have a car when I get there, so it will be public transportation there for awhile. I hear there are a bunch of scorpions and snakes there, that kind of grosses me out a little.
Second, on to the strip clubs. I can tell Hi-Liter will be my kind of club. There's no diversity at BSC, so I probably won't go there too often. Any other Phoenix clubs I should look out for? I hear Christie's isn't terrible.
Thanks
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How do you Phoenix residents deal with the heat?
their skin becomes all leather like before they get skin cancer and die a premature death
imagine that, a racist retard from the silicon valley in the land on skin cancer and rifle racks
Hi Liter is the best club. I like Christies too but it's hit or miss. And the girls are very white which I don't think is your thing. Christies is also very upscale and expensive.
At least you shouldn't have to worry about sunburns!
Snakes tend not to be very social animals; most fear people and most are active at night. If you're not the type to go hiking and live in the city (which I'm guessing you will if you want to live near a bus line), I wouldn't stress them too much. I definitely hate scorpions, and those fuckers can hide almost anywhere.
Bourbon Street always has hot co-eds but extras few and far between. Christies in Phoenix has gone downhill fast in last few years, as they cater to the out of towner not expecting repeat trips.
As far a hot civies, we have ASU which is always ranked in the top 10 party schools in the country.
Happy hunting and DRINK PLENTY OF WATER!!!!!!!!! Whether you feel thirsty or not. It may be a dry heat but so is a microwave. Like living on the face of the sun in summer.
I tend to sweat alot though and dry heat provides a lot of cooling for someone who sweats a lot. Not so much here in the southern US where you just end up soaking wet and still very hot.
But, a word of warning, you will probably be miserable without your own ride. Highly recommend getting a vehicle before you relocate.
@sharkhunter- that's good to know. I didn't know it felt worse in Miami and other places in the South in Summer than Phoenix. I might have it bad, but other people have it worse.
I read that people in Phoenix during the summer don't keep their windows open at night, because they don't want scorpions getting in. To me a scorpion is a like a freaking pet, how do you kill those fuckers?
Western heat is nothing like SE heat with humidity. I would take 100 degree desert heat any day over an 80 degree 100% humidity day in the SE. Freakin' sauna.
Never been to Phoenix but have heard great things about it and in particular the hot women – seems there are a lot of young people there and a lot of hot young women sporting great tans and wearing skimpy sexy clothes b/c of the weather – and I believe ASU has one of the largest student bodies in the country – it looks like a cool town to me especially for a young person.
w.r.t. snakes and scorpions – if it was that bad no one would live there and one would hear of people dying from it all the time – you probably have a much greater chance of getting killed by a car or by being a victim of crime.
If you are not going to have a car at least get a bicycle; much better and faster way to get around than on foot (in Miami public buses have racks in the front where one can put their bicycle).
Best of luck and I think you'll like it there.
The second summer... not so good.
By the third summer I fucking hated the fucking heat.
And yes, absolutely get a car. Unless you live and work within steps of a light rail station, the public transportation sucks.
And yes, Hi-Liter is best. But if you want more ethnic, there are plenty of places to go.
Hi-Liter is solid you'll like it but depending on what ur looking for there are many different clubs all within a short distance of each other in downtown Phoenix with a variety of girls to choose from.
Hit me up after you settle in and I'll show you around.
AZ was my home town and the SC scene there is pretty nice, much better then our current PDX honestly, in terms of extras and different options available.
As others have mentioned, Hi Liter is definitely the best club in PHX. As far as girls, there are so many hot chicks at ASU, it's quite a scene.
It does get hot but it's not terrible. People tend to exaggerate about how the heat is unbearable but it's really not that bad. It will be a big change for you since the weather is such a change from Portland but you'll get used to it.
I have to admit tho I wasn't blown away by civilian chicks, but I didn't hang out much in Tempe and Scottsdale.