I use the gym as well but I always pull the fat girls that just joined lol sad but true
Gave up on the bar scene... mainly because in my area I got tired of the gay men hitting on me lol although I did enjoy the free drinks lol another sad but true
Been trying to stop fucking chicks at work but I keep failing at that lol so many fat bitches love to fuck me
I wish my posts were as funny as you fucks! Seriously though my first option is my main girl at home, then it's Porn Hub and my hand, followed closely by the strop club when a dancer chubs me up and slides her clit up and down my shaft through my shorts. It's even better when they give me a covered blow job out on the floor through my gym shorts, and have their bare hands reaching underneath the shorts jerking my Johnson and her mouth is sucking. For $10 a song I usually tip her $20 since it never takes me longer than 3 songs. No exchange of bodily fluids and I'm satisfied guilt free.
Disclaimer:All writing on TUSCL should be considered fiction.
I jerk off to pornhub and youporn once daily with my flesh light then into the shower I go to wash up the use my favorite penis pump called the bath mate
Strippers and, of course, my wife. My wife is actually better in the sack than any stripper that I have ever fucked, but my need for strange keeps me seeking side action.
I actually don't use the club for pussy, at least not intentionally. I've had great success with C/L, which people will tell you is impossible, but yes, you can get a lot of free pussy there if you know how to go about it and have patience. BP is better for paid pussy because you generally get a better class of woman. At least that's been my experience. C/L prostitutes are high volume drug addicts, while BP are more serious about being a sex worker and thus more professional.
rockstar...my experience has been the opposite. I've found some higher class women on C/L...not all hookers. Met a really pretty 23 year old on there and met up a few times until she found a real boyfriend. Maybe time to make another post?
Wife and internet. I actually do well on places like reddit and other online message boards where I'm not necessarily looking for pussy. Just gotta find that one girl who likes my attitude, thinks I'm attractive and doesn't mind that I'm married. And it's amazing how few mind.
When I was single okcupid was great. I never was that into bars or dance clubs.
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last commentI'm trying Christian Mingle, but it looks like I'm going to have to lie my ass off
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Strip clubs, nightclubs, bars, lounges, work, school, the gym.
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Christian Mingle lmfao
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I use the gym as well but I always pull the fat girls that just joined lol sad but true
Gave up on the bar scene... mainly because in my area I got tired of the gay men hitting on me lol although I did enjoy the free drinks lol another sad but true
Been trying to stop fucking chicks at work but I keep failing at that lol so many fat bitches love to fuck me
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I would do school but I go online so its a major cock block lol
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Crazyjoe and I hit up the homeless shelters. It's amazing what women will do for some clean underwear and an extra value meal from McDonald's
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Mickey you should try the Russian JESUS
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Homeless shelter lol $20 pussy
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I wish my posts were as funny as you fucks! Seriously though my first option is my main girl at home, then it's Porn Hub and my hand, followed closely by the strop club when a dancer chubs me up and slides her clit up and down my shaft through my shorts. It's even better when they give me a covered blow job out on the floor through my gym shorts, and have their bare hands reaching underneath the shorts jerking my Johnson and her mouth is sucking. For $10 a song I usually tip her $20 since it never takes me longer than 3 songs. No exchange of bodily fluids and I'm satisfied guilt free.
Disclaimer:All writing on TUSCL should be considered fiction.
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"Disclaimer:All writing on TUSCL should be considered fiction."
You really think we take what JS69 and Juice say seriously?
Now, what LDK82 says is true - all true.
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I have this one chica I text all the time and she never says no.
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I jerk off to pornhub and youporn once daily with my flesh light then into the shower I go to wash up the use my favorite penis pump called the bath mate
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Shaylinny lol
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^^^^ Hey, do you shower your flesh light with corn starch after washing it? Lol!!
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I only have time for strippers. But if Christian Mingle works for Mikey, I might want to try that out too.
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Meat72 lol did you see that YouTube video lol give me a sec for that link lol
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"What is all your outlets for pussy"
At the Outlet Mall, of course.
All the Detroit strippers shop at the Coach outlet store in Howell, Michigan.
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Sausage fingers cleans his flesh light with corn starch lol
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Outlet mall lol no head
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Mo Head
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Strip clubs, nightclubs, bars, shopping malls, hotels, convenience stores, Walmart, Tagged, Badoo, Plenty of Fish
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Strip joint's, AMP'S
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Lmfao 72_os! I luv that YouTube clip, and his voice cracks me up. Just a good ol boy getting her done! "Corn starch!"
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Yea his heavy breathing and voice cracks me up 2
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Strippers and, of course, my wife. My wife is actually better in the sack than any stripper that I have ever fucked, but my need for strange keeps me seeking side action.
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I actually don't use the club for pussy, at least not intentionally. I've had great success with C/L, which people will tell you is impossible, but yes, you can get a lot of free pussy there if you know how to go about it and have patience. BP is better for paid pussy because you generally get a better class of woman. At least that's been my experience. C/L prostitutes are high volume drug addicts, while BP are more serious about being a sex worker and thus more professional.
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rockstar...my experience has been the opposite. I've found some higher class women on C/L...not all hookers. Met a really pretty 23 year old on there and met up a few times until she found a real boyfriend. Maybe time to make another post?
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I also use the Sugar Baby/Daddy sites occasionally.
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My pussy uses a pet door to get out.
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Wife and internet. I actually do well on places like reddit and other online message boards where I'm not necessarily looking for pussy. Just gotta find that one girl who likes my attitude, thinks I'm attractive and doesn't mind that I'm married. And it's amazing how few mind.
When I was single okcupid was great. I never was that into bars or dance clubs.
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Let's see... Strip clubs, bp...
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Shit im pathetic.
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You guys joking about CL or do I need to get on their ?
Shadow lmfao
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Lol OK then
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