Not worth it anymore.

I've written several reviews of Crazy Horse, describing some of its ups and downs over the past year. I'm writing again (even though I recently reviewed it) to warn everyone that it's probably no longer worth your time.

About a month ago, the girls at the club were telling me that some new manager from corporate had come along to whip the place into shape. This included stricter rules around the $15 dances. Bouncers would now break up dances if the customer was touching the girl (even if the girl was fine with it or encouraged it), girls had to keep both feet on the floor, and so on. Still, even a month ago--even two weeks ago--you could get a solid grind (the whole point of a lap dance, right?) and even touch ass and tits if you maneuvered your hands very discreetly when the bouncers weren't watching.

I went back this week, however, and I'm disturbed to say that everything has changed. I got dances from multiple girls, and they were all girls I've had VERY good dances from (intense grinding through the whole dance, two-way touching, etc.) in the past. I got nothing but air dances the entire time. Not one body part touched my lap--not even the sly, leg-strokes-cock move that so many strippers pull off so beautifully. The $15 dances are now air dances, and the bosses expect you to shell out hundreds of dollars in the VIP if you want to have any reasonable amount of fun.