Good times can be had

Mustangs is not far from where I live, so when I've only got a limited amount of time and a desire for some booty, it's where I head. And although the place looks awful -- last night I arrived before they turned the overhead lights off, and let me tell you about how much worse it looks when it is brightly lit -- with the right dancer a good time can be had. Last night my two favs weren't there, but a tall spinner named Slim was. By the end of the first wall dance song she had gone beyond what my two other favs -- Talia and Janet -- would be doing on the fifth or sixth song. Let's just say certain body parts were pressing against other parts without a stitch of clothing in between, and it was very, very good. Too bad there's no VIP room at Mustangs. Luckily, some dancers do offer VIP services in other locations. Beers are cheap; wall dances are $10. I bought slim a drink -- Jameson and a Sprite -- and it cost me $9. Money goes farther at Ebony Inn, and the freakiness factor is higher there too, but the bang for the buck at Mustangs -- with the right dancer -- is not all that far behind.