Goodnight

We arrived at 10 pm on a Saturday evening. Only a handful of tables were full. The only way to get a table is to order a good amount of food, drinks, bottles, and/or hookah. My friends and I opted for hookah with a few rounds of drinks.

The club was dimly lit. There was a large mainstage at the center of the room and a smaller stage towards the back. There was also what appeared to be a VIP area, that unfortunately, I was neither interested enough or interesting enough to attempt to enter. Some of the larger lower portioned and more attractive strippers entered and exited the VIP area.

The strippers varied in shapes and sizes -- there was really something for everyone. There was an over abundance of strippers with booty injections (probably 65%) and booty-length weaves. The strippers basically did rotations between the main stage, smaller stage and walking around/spending one-on-one time with the patrons. The performances were so-so. There were a couple that did some exceptional pole work, but the vast majority just twerked -- and not particularly exciting twerking either. Some of the strippers looked straight up bored, which just made it worse. One dancer spent her entire performance looking at herself in the mirror as she "twerked,"as if she was in her bedroom practicing half-heartedly and none of us were there. Most everyone in the club looked unfortunately bored. This lackluster display lasted for about two hours and I mostly entertained myself on Instagram. My friend paid for a lap dance for me from one of the better looking dancers. The dance was solid and her skin was cocoa butter soft. The dancer thereafter spent 45 minutes sitting on my friend's lap, sipping the drinks he bought her and sharing stores about her life. At the end of the 45 minutes, she requested $80.