A terrible waste....
ATACdawg
Thank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
I just came out of our local grocery store. As I wsd leaving, a young, pretty, well-curved and conditioned 34DD (estimated) blond wearing yoga pants was coming in.
Damn. A whole morning at church gone to waste. Oh, well. I'll have another shot at being saved next Sunday....
Damn. A whole morning at church gone to waste. Oh, well. I'll have another shot at being saved next Sunday....
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I know how you feel. But as Presbyterians, we are God's elect. As Calvin said:
"By predestination we mean the eternal decree of God, by which he determined with himself whatever he wished to happen with regard to every man. All are not created on equal terms, but some are preordained to eternal life, others to eternal damnation; and, accordingly, as each has been created for one or other of these ends, we say that he has been predestined to life or to death."
That said, I was definitely wavering!
This theological discussion is brought to you in the hope of saving tuscl souls. :-)
The last time I was in a church was for a wedding.
I try to always attend church like this. Every day is the sabbath at the church of the strip club gods. May they be praised.
Thrice damned autocorrect!