I just came out of our local grocery store. As I wsd leaving, a young, pretty, well-curved and conditioned 34DD (estimated) blond wearing yoga pants was coming in.
Damn. A whole morning at church gone to waste. Oh, well. I'll have another shot at being saved next Sunday....
Yup, if you're Catholic, that's what confession is for. Always sinning, always being forgiven....
Luckily, I'm Presbyterian, so, free pass, lol.
At least you made it to the grocery store. The stripper wanna be that I'm lusting over is usually sitting near me in the church service. I should just get up and walk out cause obviously the whole live holy crap is not working out so great.
"Damn. A whole morning at church gone to waste."
I know how you feel. But as Presbyterians, we are God's elect. As Calvin said: "By predestination we mean the eternal decree of God, by which he determined with himself whatever he wished to happen with regard to every man. All are not created on equal terms, but some are preordained to eternal life, others to eternal damnation; and, accordingly, as each has been created for one or other of these ends, we say that he has been predestined to life or to death."
True, jack. Calvin did say that. I think, however, that was his only flirtation with double predestination, where not only the situation, but the sinner's response to it, are preordained. This, of course, would fly in the face of free will, ultimately making the decision for redemption or not meaningless.
That said, I was definitely wavering!
This theological discussion is brought to you in the hope of saving tuscl souls. :-)
I didn't go to church today(again) but I did see some fat old broads having brunch at the IHOP. :)
I stopped going when I was 18. All I was doing was staring at the girls in their dresses. Basically I was sinning in church!
A nice set of tits is a terrible thing to waste
JS69 goes to church????
The last time I was in a church was for a wedding.
I worship weekly at the church of the strip club gods. In fact I'm getting ready for a worship service right now. Video girl is in the shower. We're going to do my ultimate sexual act. This is what I was predestined to do.
Good service. I was really horny from looking at pics of DS II this afternoon, and from imaging a reunion with the DS, so it didn't take much mouth fucking when she put me in charge. She gaged this time. Never done that before. Probably cause I finished particularly deep this time.
I try to always attend church like this. Every day is the sabbath at the church of the strip club gods. May they be praised.
How is the lightning protection in your hotel, john? Not the we care what happens to you, but we'd hate to see you take one or more of your girls with you! ;-)
"... not that we..."
Thrice damned autocorrect!
$10 bucks you rubbed one out in your car! lol
Sounds like an attractive hairless ape that would like some BSLC. I'll have to add her to my harem.