Decent

This club has a cover fee of $20 - $10 just to get in, plus $10 for unlimited drinks.  (Disclaimer:  Because, for whatever ridiculous reason, strip clubs in Washington cannot sell liquor.)  We were able to negotiate it down to just $10 overall, probably because we got on the good side of the guy at the desk.

I can't recall if they had a menu, but that's not why men go to strip clubs.  It's because they're drunk and/or perverted.  I was the former.

The girls here were very nice and liked communicating with the patrons - something I was kinda surprised by.  Some were either above-average looking girls, although I can't recall there being a stripper there who was simply amazing.  There were a few mothers dancing, just judging how old some of them looked, although they were still better-looking that strippers back in Akron.  All of them were good dancers, but this one with short, wavy hair who was skinny and white - don't remember her name - was probably the best stripper who has ever serviced me.  I just unintentionally made it sound like she was a prostitute.  That's not their job.  Their job is to get naked and dance.