Guy barista this morning. :(

I drink tea and don't eat Danish, but if I did I would prefer the big titted barista for sure! Hell, I buy a beer from this one cart girl when I golf just because she's cute and shows a lot of cleavage. I pass when it's someone else driving the cart.

I skip breakfast. On occasion if I'm in a hotel that offers continental or similar I'll grab an OJ and some fruit, maybe a donut.

Sorry bout the barista - know the feeling... That's probably like when I go into a strip club hoping to see 1 of the 4 girls I like, but none of them are working....

I usually use the drive thru so I don't pay much attention.

I know your pain, my brother

Generally, a guy barista means a temporary departure to another shop, although I almost always go through the drivethru. Even at the one I visit the most, the girls there aren't really hot.

I go to one of those bikini and brew drive thrus. I hope I never see a dude working in there.