Should a Guy Named Jim Bob Cooter be Allowed to Coach in DEE-Troit?

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• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  All he has to do is change that confederate flag on top of the car to a gay pride flag and he's good to go. He will never be questioned again.
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  Wait a minute, wasn't he already the QB coach?
• clubdude

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  9 years ago

  If the offense wins two in a row with him in charge, we'll skip head coach and make him owner!
• thunda99

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  9 years ago

  You can't make this shit up. SOL!
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  Boss Hogg just got named the Defensive Co-ordinator.
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  And Daisy Duke will be in charge of distracting the other team. It:s a sure fire win!
• rh48hr

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  9 years ago

  Well Matthew Stafford has been playing like Roscoe P. Coltrane.
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  Cooter is an appropriate name for the coach because the players are all pussies.
• goldmongerATL

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  9 years ago

  Stafford did go to school in Hazzard County, Georgia after all. The General Lee is an American muscle car so he should be fine in Detroit.
• Shlidgn90

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  9 years ago

  He was arrested for getting drunk and climbing into a random woman's bed while naked
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  He was a 3-time SEC all-academic team member while at Tennesee. But isn't being named to the all-academic team in the SEC an oxymoron?
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  9 years ago

  I live in Metro Detroit. Lions are Pussies, destined to fail so I guess a coach named COOTER is appropos. For the record it was a great week. When I gave up on the lions in the mid 90's due to family loyalties I became a Vikings fan and couldn't have been happier with Sunday's game. The VIKES are often the underdog over the years, true- but at least most years I can keep my head up and still hate on the Packers! Life is good, and Piss on William Clay Fords grave-- the Lions will never amount to anything as long as they have the same lame front office and the Ford Family runs the team.