Should a Guy Named Jim Bob Cooter be Allowed to Coach in DEE-Troit?
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Today, the Detroit Lions named Jim Bob Cooter as their new offensive co-ordinator.
Let's all pray for his safety as he drives the General Lee thru the Big D.
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last commentAll he has to do is change that confederate flag on top of the car to a gay pride flag and he's good to go. He will never be questioned again.
Wait a minute, wasn't he already the QB coach?
If the offense wins two in a row with him in charge, we'll skip head coach and make him owner!
You can't make this shit up. SOL!
Boss Hogg just got named the Defensive Co-ordinator.
And Daisy Duke will be in charge of distracting the other team. It:s a sure fire win!
Well Matthew Stafford has been playing like Roscoe P. Coltrane.
Cooter is an appropriate name for the coach because the players are all pussies.
Stafford did go to school in Hazzard County, Georgia after all. The General Lee is an American muscle car so he should be fine in Detroit.
He was arrested for getting drunk and climbing into a random woman's bed while naked
He was a 3-time SEC all-academic team member while at Tennesee.
But isn't being named to the all-academic team in the SEC an oxymoron?
I live in Metro Detroit. Lions are Pussies, destined to fail so I guess a coach named COOTER is appropos.
For the record it was a great week. When I gave up on the lions in the mid 90's due to family loyalties I became a Vikings fan and couldn't have been happier with Sunday's game. The VIKES are often the underdog over the years, true- but at least most years I can keep my head up and still hate on the Packers! Life is good, and Piss on William Clay Fords grave-- the Lions will never amount to anything as long as they have the same lame front office and the Ford Family runs the team.