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Question for the women of TUSCL (including tumblingdice)

No doubt the female form is a beautiful one to be admired by all including other females. You as a ho, I mean female (damn auto-correct) – you as a female; are you into women and if so are you lesbian;…

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Jackshacks

Who frequents them? If I happened upon one(don't know how you mistake one for anything else if you do your research) I would leave as soon as I found out what it was.

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OT: drugs

What drugs do you do? What drugs have you done? What drugs do you want to try? I have tried: Alcohol - regularly Weed - regularly, usually multiple times a day Xanax - (prescribed) regularly, only thing that actually eliminates my anxiety, but I…

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High Milage One Way or nah?

If the best thing you can get at the club was one way dances, with super high mileage (not actual extras though), would you still pay for dances?

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ever have a dancer hand you her money from another costumer?

I know many of you want believe me that im about dis life but, over the years i have moved from being a lame ass trick to a pimp. Know this didn't happen because of my choosing. I was just…

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Unexpected Surprise

Man – I PL love-it when I accept a dance from a dancer and then her bod is way better than I expected it to be from first-glance when she was in her dancer-outfit. For me particularly this occurs in the…

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End of dance mileage ?

Not that it happens a lot; but have you had dancers that will give you just an ok kinda low-mileage dance then turn-up the mileage/grinding in the last few seconds of the song to entice you to by another dance. I…

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BuuurrrdeeShops

How many times have you paid for your favorite stripper to get her hair did ?

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perfect breast yes or no

https://instagram.com/p/-Rps1zBVPl/

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why do ppl still not get the difference between mileage and extras

high mileage dances whitch is by definition what the best 2way touching means without sex being involved. Once sex acts get involved its no longer a dance but a Extra.

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A video from my DS

Although my DS lives in 4,000 plus miles away from me i still stalk and love her. I need to find away to wire her my money Check out this sexy video she did just for me https://instagram.com/p/8izdwXRpdX/

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Yeah. Enough is enough!

A troubled strip club just outside of Wilmington could face closure. Attorney General Matt Denn filed a complaint with the Delaware Superior Court Thursday to close down the Gold Club, calling it a "criminal nuisance property. In the complaint, Denn said…

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Hot Kitchen

I decided to start a new thread. Did not want post to get buried. CJ has a good point. If the pepper is too spicy don't eat the Burrito

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Pussies and Ignore List

I feel sorry for those who are so fragile they need to put lots and lots of people on ignore. That is a sign of weakness. It is like putting your head in the sand. When your head is in…

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Nice Tits!

just_the_nuts Joined Mar 2015 Clubs: 5 Reviews: 6 I can see my dick again ! Last Comment: Just Now 1 Hour Ago • I've lost 130lbs...Yep im 300lbs and shooting for my next goal 200lbs It's been a tough fight but…

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I can see my dick again !

I've lost 130lbs...Yep im 300lbs and shooting for my next goal 200lbs It's been a tough fight but im winning slowly....the biggest struggle will be to keep it off

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Will Trade......

....1977 Chevette for(2) P-Nemesis tickets,Chuckie Cheese,Portland,12/12/15.

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if i had a DS she would look like her

https://instagram.com/p/-PbaXIxpW4/

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Josh Duggar $1,500 OTC, assault, lawsuit

http://www.tmz.com/2015/11/18/josh-duggar-porn-star-lawsuit/?adid=hero4 Danica Dillon says she met Josh in March at a strip club in Philly, and that he paid $600 to the club to get several lap dances from her. According to the docs, obtained by TMZ, Josh followed Danica to…

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Men accused of bringing arsenal, pills to Akron strip club investigated in New Y

http://www.cleveland.com/akron/index.ssf/2015/11/man_accused_of_bringing_arsena.html

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Boob job....worth it? Really though.

I've actually entertained the idea of getting a boob job long before I thought about stripping. Long, LONG story short; I have a physical condition that makes it very hard to gain weight. I am naturally pretty effortlessly thin and…

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Vegas black haired on baltimore block

Does anyone know of her and where she has gone. She is beyond my best experince in baltimore and must have another..?

Villalola

Barcelona, Spain

Not a strip club....

I asked around a bunch in Barca about a place that was more of a strip club like we know them here in the US, but didn't get very far. I headed with…

Vixen

Ridgewood, New York

Forgetable

It was my birthday so I decided to go strip club hopping. I hadn't been to strip club in years so I was looking forward to this night. Vixens was about the 4th place I…

The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

I should have listened to my inner voice

I went into The Runway late one afternoon for the first in several months. The club itself is very nicely done, roughly as posh as Stars Beaverton was back in the day. All bottled beers…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

Still a dead end spot lately

Wandered by there after work on a random Wednesday. Got there around 9PM, was the only customer in the joint. Saw 3-4 dancers and a couple employees BS'ing at the bar. The place is of…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

up in coming

I am a traveling dancer and I needed a bit change I'm not use to dancing at all black clubs but this one was very different and fun. If you are into women with huge…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Bishop's Corner

I went to Bishop’s today early in the afternoon, maybe around 2:30. The only parking is parking on the street. All of the dancers were Latina with the exception of on AA dancer.…

The Cabin

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Not the worst

I've been to The Cabin a few times and its not too bad. The dancers were all pretty friendly and would sit and chat with you without hounding you for a VIP or lap dance.…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Edmonton, Alberta

Lots of Girls, Average Service

With a couple of friends visiting from out of town, staying on the south side of the city, we decided to venture here recently. Upon entering the doorman…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

At least the game was good...

I went to Babes on an afternoon just to check it out and ended up staying a couple of hours. It's actually pretty cool during the day. There aren't a lot of dancers but the…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Chill place to hang and see some T&A

Great little place, free parking with lots of room in the lot. Smoking area out front which you walk through to get into club but no issues there. Lots of "hey man what's up" etc as…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Excellent

In LV a few weeks ago. Finally got some free time, snuck out to saphire. It's been mentioned before, but worth repeating. They have a limo pickup. Call and use it, because it…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Underrated Gem in an Odd Location

I have been here a couple of times while traveling to Roanoke on business. There's no way I would have found it without Google Maps. It's in an out of the way location with pretty…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Stripclub bucket list checked

I had read a ton of reviews and even solicited the message board on here to see if I should go. I had been slowly saving for the trip but still debated as there…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Not all that glitters is gold

Penthouse club used to be a gr8 club ..not now. The whole club is very posh, nice heavy double door, cute attendant, nice (bit small) restroom, very very high ceiling , nice granite bars on both…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

12th Anniversary of Club

I happened to be in town the night the club was celebrating its anniversary (12th I think.) Porn star Kayden Kross was performing an apparently all dancers were supposed to be there. Arrived…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

High Price in the "Holy City"

South Carolina tends to be a good state for SCs. This club seems to try hard to counter-balance the rest of the state. This club has terrible value for money - and the dancers didn't…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

fc review

Been visiting this club instead of coliseum to change it up. I usually visit on the weekends. Park with the valet and cover. I'm a smoker so I normally sit at the upstairs bar. Most…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Sad Wednesday Visit

Came here last Wednesday or 2 Wednesdays ago and i was disappointed with my visit. Sure I saw boobs and naked girls but it was just a sad Wednesday. I could chalk it up to…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Beat up old place

Was on a business trip to Orlando and decided to go to Cocoa beach instead of Tampa for Strip club. Read the reviews before going there and wasn't expecting girls to be above 7. Most…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

Don't expect much here.

Wednesday around 1130pm. $15 cover charge includes drink. About 8 girls working according to the bouncer. Not a very friendly staff as I was met with grins and eye-rolls for asking how many girls were…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Not THAT expensive

I am at a convention in Times Square so I wanted to check out the well reviewed club- and bottom line- pretty beautiful girls, with $20 lap dances- so thats pretty typical of many cities-…

King's Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Business Tripper visit

So I came in here during a TNF game to watch football while I was in town on business and look at boobs in the interim. Cover wasn't exorbitant at $5 and everyone seemed friendly…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Tuesday Visit

I have been visiting this club more than others lately. I used to be a Providence regular but for whatever reason I got sick of all the clubs there. The traffic getting in and out…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

Day Visit

Swung by here while in the area. There are a few places in the same area and I decided on this one because it was convenient. This is an adult bookstore with two different…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Bit disappointing trip

Visited the club around 1.45 PM and was surprised to see parking already 80% or so full. I almost decided not to go in because of the overcrowd but decided to go anyway. Found…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Times have changed..

Longtime BBF customer......after a relatively long absence..... To say I was disappointed would be understating the case. Something at this establishment has changed. BBF used tot be a great place to go and spend an afternoon…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Still love this place

There are two bars here, I set it on the back. There was a very hot dancer there (stripper name Nala) Who was doing something on her phone the whole time. I…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

recommend Majesta

I stopped by last Friday evening and many of the dancers weren't good-looking and they were fat too but one dancer made the night and great one. The dancer's name is Majesta and she…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

love this place

i typically go early when they first open and there is no one else there. usually by 10:00/11:00 the place gets crowded. summers are much busier than winter. There is a bar…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Better than most if not all strip clubs

Visited other clubs in the surrounding area. This club is way better. Girls in the past were very hot and friendlier. The last time I went, it was alright but still good. They'll try to…

Bella One Spa

Hanover Park, Illinois

Not a strip club

This place is pretty easy to find. Just read the reviews and go right where described. First of all this is a jack shack and not a strip club. They do offer massages here. It's…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

same old club

Went back to Alex's after a three year absence. Not much has changed. In mid-afternoon, no wand or other security measures and a cheap cover, either 3 or 5 dollars. The same staff…

Silk Stocking By Amber

North Charleston, South Carolina

robbery

They claim $80 per hour but when you call the lady behind the counter claims she is new and doesn't know anything about the cost but what she does somehow know that $80 is not…

Bella One Spa

Hanover Park, Illinois

So so

Pricey would be the word ... "Some girls will try to cheat u out your money if they can " is what I have been told, danced at a few places in iowa, WI ND…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Good Times

Had some free time on my hands and decided to stop "the Dome". It was Halloween night and I was looking for some treats. If a trick was offered I would have given it some…

Daisy N Dukes

Fort Worth, Texas

If you like cheap beer and heavy women, this club is for you

I had not been to Corsets since September of last year, when I posted a review. Last time I was there I think on Thursday night, this time it was a Saturday Night.…

Stars 2.0

Anderson, Indiana

Better than expected

Came here not expecting much. I live about 30 minutes away, but had never been before. Always passed Anderson on the way to Indy. Anyway, when I walked in, I noticed a…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Time to change the name to platinum minus

How the mighty have fallen. A few years ago this club was a top 20 strip club even with it being topless only. Now it's a stretch to call it a strip club. When there…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Fun Time!

Was in SD for the weekend to play the ponies at Delmar. Paid the door fee and got my 2 free waters. At first the girls just walked up and asked to go…

Baby Dolls

Hopewell, Virginia

Baby dolls

Been to the club before hoping things would change this time although they didn't unless your into black dancers. Tonight was ten cover charge half off if you have military Id. The club had only…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Decent place

I got there around 8pm on a Wednesday evening. As usual, it was dead. This place is not the easiest to get to if you don't know the area, not really near a freeway…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

good times

After weathering the storm often caused by new ownership, it appears that OG is starting to return to it's former fun state. No cover until I think 6pm. Slightly renovated in that they removed several…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

day shift

went here on a thursday afternoon. There were 5 dancers and 8 customers there around 4 in the afternoon. I used to come here a lot. It has been a while since I checked in.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Back in the sattle

It's been a while since I've visited the famous BDD, but on a quiet afternoon decided to carve out some time to see what I've been missing. I got a seat by the stage and…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Met a friend there on a weekday afternoon

Met a friend there on a weekday afternoon. The inside of the club has not changed from when I was here last year. There were not that many dancers. The best looking ones unfortunately were…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Pretty good club

I've been to this club three times. Once I went during the day shift during the week and the talent wasn't all that great. Even one of the dancers told me to come back later…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Not too bad of a place

Well...me and my buddy decided to come in to this place to try as most places in c.o.i. provide "good" service if you know what i mean. When we came in the quality of…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Great girls. Comfortable atmosphere.

Stopped in in a Wednesday evening and I'm sure glad I did. It's kind of out of the way, although easy enough to get to off I-91. The club itself is nice and…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Tuesday night at the Paradise

Stopped at my favorite club in town. As many have pointed out this is a membership club with a 10 day wait. Been coming here for 3 years now and lately it's been a hit…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Hot bartenders

Wow, was there back in the day but recently was shocked by what a long way this place has come. The cashier when you walk in with brown hair big boobs and a perfect ass…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Just, No

You'd think a club like this, in such close proximity to ASU, would manage to put together some hotter dancers in their rotation. Don't get me wrong, there were some very pretty girls here, but I…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Happy

So I went to the Playhouse again. This place never changes clean but not super nice with two poles in the middle of the bar with the girls mingling after their dances. And…

Vegas Cabaret

Tamarac, Florida

Vegas Fails Again

Entered this club around 4PM on Thursday afternoon. I was in the area for business and decided it was worth a shot to check it out - most of my visits have been below…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Quiet on Saturday Evening

Saturday, 8PM, and I had almost an hour to kill. So why not LDs? I expected the "we don't care you'll only be here an hour, it's $35 to get in." Didn't expect the "you're…

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Juice Crew Wiki - There Really Is A Juice Crew

I'm figuring Ranakum and Rech will appreciate this much more than most of the older TUSCLers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juice_Crew I'm not sure Juice's rap skills can match the members of the original Juice Crew

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STD's on the rise.

NEWSER) – For the first time in nearly a decade, three of the most well-known sexually transmitted diseases are on the rise—and CDC experts are calling the increase "alarming," NBC News reports. In the agency's latest findings, there were nearly…

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Recommendation from New Englanders

I'm heading to southern Vermont in about two weeks for work. After researching the site, it seems clear that Providence may be the city to hit up when I am able to get away for the evening. A couple of…

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Question about civilian woman

I know how to date and fuck strippers so well that I could do it in my sleep. But I've spent most of my life married, and except for strippers I haven't dated a woman other than my wife…

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Random Phone Calls - How Often Does It Happen To You?

In this day in age, I have to admit I have gotten pretty paranoid when it comes to protecting my personal information. In the past 6 months someone successfully was able to switch my wifes credit card account to…

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ISIS flag

This explains things... http://cleveland.craigslist.org/rnr/5322067203.html

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No need for an intervention

Short readers digest version. The reason the DS dumped me is because she had a boyfriend. For some odd reason he objected to having his young love regularly fuck an old guy for money. So that's why…

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Why did Shadow cat put me on ignore ?

I've been a good boy. I've contributed to the discussion threads with valuable information. Maybe he is just getting to old. I worry about old Scat. You know AluTard didn't act right in his last days either....let's all pray for…

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NO

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/11/18/456482701/is-sex-once-a-week-enough-for-a-happy-relationship?ft=nprml&f=1007

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Changed lapdance expectations

When I first started strip clubbing, I was satisfied with one way contact, I just didn't want a air dance. Over time my expectations changed to two way contact, and I was not satisfied with one way contact. Fast forward to…

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my main ho jelapy broke down

If your ho car broke down and you need that bread on that corner what kind of cheddar would u spend to rescue her bitch ho ass ?

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why u lames enjoy tricking off on des bitches ?

I don't mind it cuz it making dis pimp Rach ass fuck....just asking a quastion ?

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Got baptised in the kitchen,Lord sent a man a bucket of Chackin

Just saying

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Four Great Truths....

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Best US strip club city

Outside of Detroit and counting Tijuana as U.S. Reason I ask if because I have the option to travel to basically any U.S. city for work and why not get a few club visits in? I've been to Detroit and…

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Tuscl is becomings a circle jerk of Trolls

Just saying...

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Hot or not?

I stumbled on the woman in the below videos. I believe the show is Canada based. Hot or Not? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZUGxMZS59I

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Welcome Back

Have you ever been with your perfect sexual woman? Obviously nobody can literally be perfect, but I mean as much as is humanly possible, have you ever fucked a woman who was sexually as good as it can get? I…

The Fox

Victoria, British Columbia

Only thing available in Victoria...

Thought I'd check out a club. Drove about 2 hours from mid island cause there is really nothing much else on the island. Went with a friend. Drinks were moderately priced, about 7.50 a beer.…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Great place

This place has it all and at a great price. You got your usual cover and metal detector. Once you enter there is a large stage 2-3 poles surrounded by a bar which is surrounded…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

Hadn't been here in a long while; stopped in after a less than excellent session at the Rose City Strip

Hadn't been here in a long while; stopped in after a less than excellent session at the Rose City Strip. Hung out for a bit and sat at the rail for a few…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

3 Nights

Composite visit reports from last month: The only possible significant change I noticed was that club seemed to now let dancers in launchpad area skip their stage rotation. Prior to this, only Spaceship or Champagne…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Solid Texas club

Baby Dolls is huge, 5 or 6 staffers and two floors. it is clean and well lit inside, not seedy at all. beer is cheap, $7, and there is a good variety of hot dancers. The…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

Disappointing time at the Pink Monkey

Have been to many clubs in the area - including the Hammond, IN clubs and suburban Chicago clubs. After seeing all the taxis with the Pink Monkey sign, we decided to head down there…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Dead

I do not often visit this club as I do not find the quality of girls to be that impressive here. I have my favorites and the FL is not one of them. I was…

Bottom's Up

Corpus Christi, Texas

CC's Most Laid Back, Comfortable Club

In town for a week on business, decide to hit BU to see if anything has change since my last visit. Things are on the upswing in terms of lady quality, at least 3…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Not a bad spot

so i have worked next to Rick's for a number of years and it had become a go to spot for me after work. they have a strict no sneakers and jeans dress policy. the…

Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, New York

Opinions May Vary but bound to find good

Everyone has their own opinion about what type girls appeal to them, and what girls don't. I offen see some talk about regarding to what a girls personality or attitude is. People have differing taste,…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

Changes: New Ownership: Different Dances

Dropped in to see the new changes. This club is under new ownership and management. According to the rumor mill, the owner of the Bada Bing and others have purchased this establishment. Management will be…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I will be back

Had some free time and decided to take the hour-long drive to Kokomo and check in on Hip Hugger, where I hadn't been for years, but remembered it as a high mileage place. Got…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Better than expected

Hadn't been to Dancers in months, but was on the west side of Indy and decided to check in. I had read the reviews that sounded like the dancers had to be begged for…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Very reliable place

Usually stop by H8 or Bogarts first thing after I land and get my car in Detroit. This time, the coin toss sent me to H8. The place is just as described...nothing special, a…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

I've been to this place a few times, but last few have been on Fridays

I've been to this place a few times, but last few have been on Fridays. Lots of girls and a lot of them are hot. It doesn't get too packed on Fridays and there is…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good club Hood club

I stopped in on a Tuesday evening after a dead visit to Atlantis. There were maybe 4-5 patrons and 4-5 dancers. Cold beers are cheap and environment is friendly. Women ask for money for jukebox,…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Classy and Cool Seville

Ended up here on a whim with some friends around peak time on a Friday. Girls were in full on hussle mode and place was packed. Rail was busy, lots of activity and…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

Big Daddy had Big Momma dancing

Well. Big Daddy's was an experience I wish I could forget. My friend and I were walking Bourbon and looking for a good time. We saw "free admission" outside of Big Daddy's and got tunnel…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

80 nude ladies for a Monday night

I must say for my second visit its a difficult place to review. There were 80 naked ladies dancing all at once on tables and on the bar for the 2-1 special. I could…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Still the best club to go

I have not been to penthouse for almost a year. It looks like they have a lot of new dancers joining, worth to mention are the asian faces of Snow and Lily. There are enough…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Delilah's

This place definitely has the best looking girls in town. And a good mixture at that, there are of girls of various races and body types. Since it’s the upscale place, there aren’t extras to…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good, consistent club

Oasis has been my usual club in Philadelphia for a few years. The club is always clean and the atmosphere is usually pretty good as the security, staff and bar tenders are friendly.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Ok, but not great

My wife and I went to this club on a Saturday, right after the Ronda Rousey fight where she got knocked out and it was just after 1100 when we arrived. We used the…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Visited on a Monday evening

Visited on a Monday evening. $25 cover. 1 drink min. no alcohol Large stage in the middle, no poles. Seats by stage, around stage and in the "vip table seating" areas further back by the walls.…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Fun

A friend of mine and I decided we were about due for a field strip down South. Usually, we hit both Adelita and the nearby Hong Kong Club and check out the ladies in…

Dreamers Lounge

Columbus, Ohio

I visited a few months back so this review isn't the most current (just trying to catch up on reviews I had been planning to write)

I visited a few months back so this review isn't the most current (just trying to catch up on reviews I had been planning to write). I've visited this place a lot, usually on weekdays. It's…

Flesh and Bones

Portland, Oregon

Boom Boom Room Has It All Except . . .

Boom Boom Room has almost everything you'd want in a strip club. Poles on the stage. Curtained booths for private dances. Good microbrews on tap. Comfortable chairs at the rack. Pictures of attractive women on…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

I visited a few months back so this review isn't the most current (just trying to catch up on reviews I had been planning to write)

I visited a few months back so this review isn't the most current (just trying to catch up on reviews I had been planning to write). I've visited this place a lot, usually on weekdays. It's…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Felt like I was in Vegas.

Felt like I was in Vegas. My buddy and I went into Seville around 10pm on Saturday night. It was packed - barely a seat in the place. The crowd was about…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Wow I've read previous reviews of this club so I decided to check it out for myself to see if they were true

Wow I've read previous reviews of this club so I decided to check it out for myself to see if they were true. So I go in pay the 15 dollar cover in their back…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Slight Downgrade

This club is traditionally one of my go tos when i am in Phoenix. I have had great times here over the years. This visit was not one of my better ones. I am hoping…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

An ok time

I stopped by this club recently at about 9:30 on a Saturday. It had not gotten going yet. It was kinda boring, but in talking to a girl she said it would probably pick up…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Not bad for what you get

So, should you go to Carl's? It depends what you are looking for. If you are looking for an SC experience, the answer is no. If you are looking for a chilled, laid back time…

Tom Cat's

Durham, North Carolina

There is better

This is a massage parlor, without any attempt at a massage. It has the same owner as the massage parlor down the street. It is on a major road. Look for the sign. You are…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not Impressed

Was at CH3 a few years ago and it was pretty disappointing. I kept hearing good things about it, so I thought I would give it another shot. I just don't get what the…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

My last visit was a few months back so this review isn't the most current (just trying to catch up on reviews I had been planning to write)

My last visit was a few months back so this review isn't the most current (just trying to catch up on reviews I had been planning to write). I've visited this place a lot, usually on…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Monday Evening Visit

Located in the Flats. Surroundings seemed a bit ghetto but the parking lot is well lit and appeared safe. Entered club and payed $8 cover. Club is very nice with a staircase leading to a…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

Had a great time

Went there a couple of fridays ago with my husband. We both enjoyed the girls that were on that night. Plenty of variety to choose from. Shit girl that night was a…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Decent Entertainment

Went here after the football game on a Thursday Night. Decor was good as it is recently updated. Comfy chairs, good tables. The dancers were hit or miss, some of them have a lot of…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Admiral

Another visit to the Admiral. Once again I was in the area and figured why not. It was after midnight on a Friday but it wasn't too busy. I was able to…

Charlotte's Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

Decent Club but Not Above Average

I arrived at the club a half hour before 8 PM and was pleased with the drinks and the layout of the club. As it was before 8 PM, I had some great well drinks…

Solid Gold

Burlington, Ontario

Not much has changed

Went on a Tuesday evening. Pretty slow night which was to be expected. Most of the dancers were glued to their phones. Beer costs 6.75 for a coors light. The waitress was quick and not…

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Here is a TRUE SHITBRIK

just_the_nuts Joined March 2015 Last Seen November 2015 Reviews 6 Articles 3 Discussions 286 Comments 1,885 Reviewed Clubs 5 @CrazyJoe---> " I think you just make up shit because you're really not doing the things you say you do on here" Popping…

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Shitbrix and mindfucks

http://shitbrix.com/

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LDK Encouraged

So I'm a newbie to the board. One of the topics that I seem to question is the frowning down upon LDKing in the club. While I do not have the ability or time to frequent establishments with the consistency of…

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What has become of rickthelion?

Where has rickthelion been? Is he decorating a hunter's floor? A dentist's office? Is he in hiding, terrified that the next bullet might have his name on it? I miss that big pussy and his overblown pronouncements of the…

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papi chulo time

https://youtu.be/o5QBUtTa-f4

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juice drops a rap video

Netflix and chill https://youtu.be/wFUuZSkuIno

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So you like yoga pants....?

Careful what you stare at... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlySZmiLgD0

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Banana Quiz

What's the difference between strippers and 'good girls'? Good girls eat bananas horizontally

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Ricky Boy and AluTard

We all remember Alucard (peace be to Ali) and how he would send us random hate pms the put you on ignore so you could not reply Well Rick does something similar He will claim your on ignore then still reply to…

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A picture of JS69 and DS

https://instagram.com/p/-NX631tQbuGhWHg420iknZ5aQv2g8RoRiW7EE0/ John smith is the retard and his DS the whore lol.....get it Forrest and Jenny lol

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WWJD?

What Would Juice Do? I'm getting bumper stickers made, let me know if you want one, they are $5

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just a reminder that johnsmith is a faggot

and a queer. gotta stay alert. fucking homos are growing in number everyday.

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I'm a musician

That's how I get these strippers to fall in love in with me, I tell them I'm a musician. We all know strippers love the unemployed musicians lol. If you like hip hop music, here are some songs I've made. www.soundcloud.com/pnemesis Enjoy

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Holiday gift ideas for an ATF

Christmas is just around the corner. If you have a regular/ATF to whom you want to give a gift, what would you buy her? I get that the dancers are there for the money, and no doubt cash…

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Juice Turned Me Into A Troll

But I only troll Juice. Luckily he's got a nice demeaner about it and is a good sport. While I'm at it... "Juice how many times have you dropped your phone in the toilet while taking a shit and masturbating at…

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LDK issues

His struggle is real https://instagram.com/p/-NE_OFNQdfpKi3ydThYz-dWkqVNE_G9HADt7c0/

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Remember BoUnCY boobs?

Imagine jumping in a BoUnCY castle full of boobs! Every strip club needs one of these http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/28/boob-bouncy-castle-might-be-the-best-bouncy-castle-the-world-has-ever-seen-4778874/

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New Club Coming to Chicago - SW Suburbs

3 billboards went up this week for Oceans Adult Cabaret in the SW Suburbs. Does anyone have details or a link?

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if you love country music you will love my brother

http://russtnutz.com/index.html

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I'm in the mood to go mountain climbing

http://40.media.tumblr.com/9d7d3528cc8b718c2e1696ce5381a0f5/tumblr_nvrl8hs7uT1tw648ko9_500.png

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Atlanta help/recommendations!

I'm going to be in ATL Thurs, Fri, and Sat. I definitely want to hit Follies, based on all that has been said, but I'll mostly be busy with friends during the day. So two questions... What do you guys recommend…

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Ever fuck at the bar?

This is my third time with a specific girl. The last two I've had one leg of my shorts pushed up and my dick out(or half of it). From there it is mostly grinding. She puts one leg on each…

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To spend or not to spend

Many SCers say it's best to have a preset spending limit per visit and then leave the club once you have reached your spending limit – I think this is good/sound financial advice but don't necessarily think it's good “fun”…

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who said that unicorns and DS isn't real ?

https://instagram.com/p/-HrVYHRtt9/

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The System, would it be better suited to casino or lounge bar hookers?

A question for Rick Dugan: Now you've taught us how to maximize OTC options while traveling. Some have gone on to name this The System. Two of it's components are not sitting at the stage and not doing booth…

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Anybody else have this problem?

When I enter name and password on phone or iPad, the browser locks up. No matter how long I wait I get nothing but a black screen. I have to enter TUSCL.net on the address line to get…

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Firefighters Battle Blaze At Downtown Detroit Strip Club

DETROIT (WWJ) – Detroit firefighters were working late Monday morning to put out a fire at a strip club in the downtown area. Authorities say fire crews were at Legends Club — “Detroit’s Premier Gentlemen’s Club” — in the 400-block of…

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Do you like nuts ?

I love mixed nuts with dry fruit like mango, pineapple, banana How about you gentleman

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Rate dis ho ho

https://instagram.com/p/-KsWpAxti8/

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Bob has 36 candy bars. he eats 29. what does bob have ?

Answer : https://instagram.com/p/-AErRLNQXIAGBpzhX6QhsAYcmIXDtr6xxp9HY0/

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What JS saw when the DS came back.....

...a dream come true http://www.horseswallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/wallpapers/girl_riding_unicorn_wallpaper-336x336.jpg

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Dances from Cocktail Waitress

So I'm at the strip club last night, Mon. and the waitress comes by to see if I want another drink. Note: Ive seen her on numerous occasions as a waitress. I say no, and she proceeds…

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OT: Favorite Candy Bars

I love the Twix

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What does it take for you to ejaculate?

Can you come solely by looking at a naked woman? By sucking her tits or eating her pussy? By rubbing your hands all over her body? By DFK? Or does it take direct stimulation of your penis to get you…

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Any GTA V players ?

Its fun as hell

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Wonder How Diva Is Doing?

Guessing she's still in the clink, or is is called the "clank?" Either way I bet she's getting more muff than Juice holding the only supply of spoons and forks at a Golden Corral buffet.

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If true, this is pretty horrific.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/11/16/was-raped-43200-times-human-trafficking-victim-reveals-harrowing-ordeal/?intcmp=ob_article_sidebar_video&intcmp=obinsite

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Wilmington 2AMer.

A man is dead after a shooting at an adult entertainment club just south of Wilmington. State police say it happened just before 1 a.m. Monday at the Gold Club, located in the 1000- block of South Market Street. Troopers say some…

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Akron 2AMer.

A 32-year-old man was shot and killed inside a strip club early Tuesday on East Archwood Avenue in Akron, according to the Summit County Medical Examiner and the Akron Police Department. Police said someone started shooting after a fight broke out…

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The Big Head Battles The Little Head

As usual, Seinfeld reflects real life perfectly http://youtu.be/buCEzjBz8Hg

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Do you like Juice?

I drink gallons of Cranberry right now. But I've gone thru phases. I loved grape Juice when I was little. But then drank orange juice for 20 years. Now i can't stand OJ. Grape…

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'AFRICAN KING OF COMEDY' ROYALTY RAINS AT STRIP CLUB

http://www.tmz.com/2015/11/16/michael-blackson-strip-club/

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

ok for a day

hit Deja VU on my way back from a trip to seattle. wanted to see if anything had improved since my last trip. Payday weekend so it was more busier than usual…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Decided to swing by Atlantis after a long absence

Decided to swing by Atlantis after a long absence. Parking was $5 on a Tuesday evening. If I remember anything from my visits it’s always the parking charge. Once you park your car and are…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Very Nice Time

I've been here before and decided to hit up the Thursday special. Lots of girls around and as usual there was a diverse mixture of looks, size, and ethnicity. Many of the ladies…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

TGIF

Decided to check out the liter on a Friday as i had some free time. Popped in about 2pm and the middle seats were full so against better judgement i grabbed a wall seat. After…

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What I Think

Is it just me, or has Juice gotten somewhat funnier lately?

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Tuscl meeting at PP Greenville

This Friday night who is coming with me ?

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Tonight

Tonight Was the most sexually erotic, sexually fulfilling, and sexually intense experience of my life. It was truly at some other level that I have not been to before. Amazing sex, best I've ever had or seen. Reunion sex is the…

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Kourtney vs. Kim Kardashian

Is there anyone out there who, given the chance to have sex with either Kim or Kourtney Kardashian, would actually choose Kourtney? Here's one of Kim and then a few of Kourtney: http://www.glamour.com/images/beauty/2014/08/kim-kardashian-makeup-tricks-ulta-event-main.jpg (Kim) https://michellerivera5.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/kourtneykardashians.jpg (Kourtney) http://dailydimmick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Kourtney-Kardashian1.jpg (Kourtney) http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/kourtney-kardashian-attachment-parenting__oPt.jpg (Kourtney) I think it's Kourtney's girl-next-door…

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Stop Eating at Wendy's !!!

She has da Aids !

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Go windee da poo on her honey pot and eat dat good good

Brilliant

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18 to 24 months visiting a stripper

Im a gentleman and when i club i can't get a erection with a high mileage slut. So i usually go to clean clubs and piss off all kinds of cash for 18-24 months on one stripper. Usually she gives…

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How important is Lap Dances to you ?

For me lap dancing is not that big of a deal; sure I like to see them dancing on me but it's not the focus of my visit and often times I don't pay much attention to it because im…

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Interesting situation: I need some advice.

I've told this story before, but I went into a strip club and I saw a co worker of mine dancing. It was a little awkward in the beginning obviously. We weren't necessarily good friends, but we were friendly towards…

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She assumed I was broke...advice needed

Ok fellow Tuscler's I think my ego may be bruised I need some advice:) Was talking to my regular OTC girl through text tonight. We have plan's to go to dinner this weekend and back to my place. So I…

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No more booty. I promise

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1839804870/small.jpg

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More booty!

http://cdn3.hiphoplead.com/static/2012/10/Kristal-Solis-6.jpg

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The pussification of a PL

From a recent review of 2001 Odyssey in Tampa, FL “... avoid dian , cute little spinner.... After my three dances She said i owed her $50 pee song. But gave me one for free so it was only $100. What a…

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Another perfect ass

http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u/large/180977264/IMG_20150319_012845.jpg

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what a rookie tuscler looks like

https://instagram.com/p/-KcwvotQW26dorc3QC5XYqTmzq5vE8ugLoz8E0/

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A picture of the perfect ass

https://instagram.com/p/-KZpTMNQRZcs_ZAx-jNIOM9AQgyXCbZFbM4LM0/

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Does your fave do this for you on your birthday

http://vaoutkast.tumblr.com/image/103401590670

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Rarely seen pic of Ranukam in a Portland VIP

http://41.media.tumblr.com/28d6c812f9189555eb81a27da5d2f52d/tumblr_nge4qvo85C1u2ia88o1_500.jpg

10 Commandments for Strip Club Enthusiasts

Having spent quite a bit of time over the last 15 years in various strip clubs, massage parlors, and various other adult entertainment locations all around the country, having seen the adult entertainment business change dramatically when CL and Backpage started their sites, and then seeing the CL adult site close after the serial killer, and having seriously dated one stripper for 18 months and been involved in various relationships with other strippers, I thought I'd share a 10 tips for any budding enthusiasts out there. 1) Thou shalt inquire about the club. You should already know that all clubs are not created equal. There are clubs where I would take a business client, clubs that I would go with…

25 Rules to be a Successful Stripper

Here are the rules of the Strip Club hustle. Ladies take notes. 1. Never talk to same person who turned you down. If someone says no but would like a dance later try them again (at least 30 min-hour or however long he tells you to come back) but only once. If he says no again, he is most likely just wasting your time. Move on. 2. Always have at least 2 bandanas in case you lose one of them 3. Do not chew gum in stage. It's supposed to be a fantasy and chewing gum is not always sexy. Bubblegum on the other hand might be another story. 4. Don't stay with someone more than 2 songs unless they are paying for drinks…

Ten Tips For New and Old alike. . .

While I'm sure most or many of you have heard or thought about many of these tips, I hope they will still benefit some new or old strip club mongers on their road to happy lapping. Tip 1: People are people and your best approach to any business or personal relationship is to be respectful and remember there is another person on the other side of the table, tip rail, etc. (While that goes without saying, in some situations its best to wait and see where she leads you with her personal preference on how to be treated a little more naughty or nice.) Tip 2: Always smell good ( shower up boys! ) with freshly laundered clothes. You would think…

Things they Don't Teach in School

Hiring a stripper is just the same as hiring any other professional, like your doctor, your lawyer, your pastor, your mechanic, your personal trainer and so on. It doesn't matter what the service is; you pay them all the same -- with cold hard cash from the sweat of your own brow. The general rule is if you're nice to these professionals you normally get much better treatment and results. I treat strippers the same way I would any of these other professionals in my life and you should as well. These women treat me as a valued customer and normally become decent friends of mine, much the same as, for example, my mechanic would. Remember, all of these…

Don't Party Outside the Law in NYC

I not speaking about an article I read, I'm speaking from experience. Just got out holding after two overnights because these police are OUTRAGEOUS these days. They WILL do anything for a quick bonus. I mean they really would. I got arrested in a john sweep and I'll tell you what happened. Asked a woman for the time, as I was walking down a path, whether known or not, for its prostitution and drug activities. I was just going to a friend's house and was passing through but I didn't have a watch and I recently lost my phone so no time. Asked the woman, she told me, and she looked relatively clean so I thought I can try and…