I will be back

Had some free time and decided to take the hour-long drive to Kokomo and check in on Hip Hugger, where I hadn't been for years, but remembered it as a high mileage place. Got there, sat down, ordered a Bud Light, which came in a glass rather than a bottle, and I was never charged for it (oversight? special promotion I didn't know about?). Flagged down one dancer, who said she wanted to do a shot with her girl friend first, then she would be right over. A few minutes later, another girl showed up and sat down. I told her that I was waiting for the other girl, and she said fine. A few minutes later, she mentioned that the other dancer was ADHD and I might be in for a long wait. So I asked the one I was with, who was probably 30 something and about a 7 in looks and a 9 in personality, how much her dances were. She said she had $10 dances and $25 dances. I said, "let me guess which ones are better." So we went to the private dance area, which is just chairs against a wall, with no more than 5 or 6 feet separating them, but so dark that you can't really see what's going on right next to you. And by now my eyes had adjusted to the darkness in the club. I said I'd like the more expensive dance, and she immediately unbuckled my belt, pulled it through the belt loops, and laid it on the shelf where my beer was. She then sat me down, and, while we were waiting for the next song, she unbuttoned my jeans and unzipped them and arranged the two flaps to her satisfaction. She then pulled my shirt out from my jeans and unbuttoned it. By now the song had started, and she began alternately grinding and putting her hand into my drawers and playing with Mr. Happy. Meanwhile I'm letting my hands wander over every part of her, clothed and unclothed. My hands got inside her thong, at which time she said I could do that as long as there was no penetration. So I apparently found the end of the leash! Midway through the third dance, I was through, if you get my drift. I paid for three songs and added a $10 tip. Afterwards I thought she deserved a better tip, which I intend to make up to her the next time I see her.

Since I wanted to check out some places in Indy, I left rather than stay around and recover. I noticed a good looking young black chick on stage (I like black girls) which I would have stayed for on another day. Overall, Hip Hugger may be the best combination of mileage and dancer quality in the entire state. It won't be years before I return!