Best US strip club city

Outside of Detroit and counting Tijuana as U.S.
Reason I ask if because I have the option to travel to basically any U.S. city for work and why not get a few club visits in?
I've been to Detroit and it's pretty great. Wouldn't mind going back, but it'll look shady at work as to why I'm choosing Detroit when Cali or Florida are available.
I've also been to Atlanta and didn't enjoy the one club I went to too much. Maybe just a bad experience.
I'm from Chicago, and while Chicago proper clubs are terrible, there are a few nice options outside in the suburbs. Expensive, but girls are generally hot and extras are available from some of them with both way contact dances being the norm. So I'm looking for at least that, but obviously better, cheaper and hotter.
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last commentTo clear it up...outside of Detroit and outside of Tijuana. Not feeling adventurous enough to cross the border.
Consume defecation and expire.
South FL since you have the option of going.
Miami is good for both strip clubs and weather.
MIAMI
Any particular in Miami? Or a few that are clearly better than the rest?
Definitely Miami. While there are several good clubs there, nothing can approach Tootsies.
I kind of like Akron for the seedier scene.
Go to Disney world
Miami, Dallas, Houston, Phoenix, LA; Providence
What about Toronto? Full service strip clubs and awesome massage parlors
I agree with the people who said Miami...but if the club you went to in Atlanta isn't Follies, you messed up. Tampa is also seriously underrated, if you include the surrounding areas (particularly Pasco).
Atlanta and Tampa are both good. Providence Rhode Island is Detroit level dance wise with a bit prettier dancers.
Phoenix has been my favorite so far.
Phoenix and Tampa are both great. But Miami is better.
A long time poster and detroit resident vincemichaels told me Houston was the only city he could rate on the same level as detroit.
Follies during the day is well reviewed for ATL.
samsung1 - vince did get around but his impression of Houston was the old one. He stayed at my house on 2 occasions while in Atlanta and hit Follies with me. Value wise rated it #1.
My understanding is that HOU/IAH and PVD are not what they used to be.