Boob job....worth it? Really though.

Three times THIS week so far*

Yes, get a boob job! Although many guys say they don't like "fake" boobs, every stripper I know says she made more money after her boob job. A lot of that money was from me.

This has been discussed countless times.

In summary:

Clothed women typically look better with enhanced breasts. But men hate the feel of fake breasts.

I have heard that motorhead- why do they hate the feel of them?

Motor, I have to disagree. A good boob job (not the cheap trailer trash version) looks and feels good. And the taste is just the same.

I hate implants, so I hate to admit my ATF had a boob job. She went to a well known Detroit area surgeon and had a very expensive surgery. He inserted the implants thru the belly button rather than an incision at the nipple. They were definitely better than most (softer, more natural) but I experienced her "before" and "after" and I much, much preferred the look and feel before the surgery.

What size are you now?

I personally hate implants and dropped a one time favorite this last year after she got them. I'm also not a huge boob lover. I prefer my women to be petite. I've seen many flat chested strippers do just as well financially as those more endowed.

But I know the pressure is on. Most guys glorify big tits even if they don't like them. So if you are going to do it my best advice is to not overdo them size wise.

If you're super thin, no. Otherwise I agree with jack. I personally love a set of well done fake tits.

I prefer none, but I can live with them if done well. If they aren't, I have no room in my SC life for them.

My last favorite had implants that I lived with. Difficult to tell they weren't real. She took a hiatus one summer and came back larger. I saw her a couple of times, then moved on. She ruined a good thing, in my book. She was one of the most sought after dancers in the club. One of my TUSCL friends met her and could attest, but he very very rarely shows his head any longer on here.

Not knowing what you have or want makes it difficult to give an opinion on you, particularly.

if you are very thin I would suggest not getting any, especially if there is not enough mass to your breasts. The breasts will look wrong. There is a very skinny dancer at the Harem in Dayton Ohio with small implants. She had very little breast tissue and had to get them over the muscle instead of under. At least she she didn't go too large, they are around a C cup, and they look horrible, but larger would have likely looked even worse. Her implants are very noticible, their shape sticks out quite visibly from the rest of her breast. You can see the folds and creases on the sides and bottom oh her breasts.

I'm a fan of natural, no matter how small. But then, I like touching and caressing more than looking. Like others here have said, I will tend to avoid strippers who have obviously fake, or poorly done, boob jobs.

I've seen many boob jobs that look good clothed, some few that still looked good bare, and only one that passed the grope test.

But then, I'm just a handsy, creepy, old pervert. If you want them, for whatever reason, it's your call.

The key is get a GOOD boob job. And don't go too big!!! If you want a D cup, get a C. If you're an A, get a B. Dancers DO make more money having professional boobs but too many ruin their appearance with a bad one where they look fake or just stupid because they went too big.

How about some 'before' pics? My ex-ATF had small breasts but they were perfect; I'm so glad she didn't get a boob job. Maybe you don't need one either?

I have never talked to a stripper who didn't make more money after electing this voluntary disfigurement. You will almost certainly make more, even if it is a bad boob job. Normally I would ask why you want to do something so dramatic for a job that is generally pretty short term, but it sounds like you would want one any way. Too bad. The world has more than enough Frankenstein's Monster boobs.

I wouldn't, unless you are like mosquito bite sized. If you're an a cup, stick with what you've got.

Sounds like your real boobs could stand out from tge crowd.

Have to admit, I'm not a big fan of implants either. A lot of dancers and escorts in Canada get them, and they're nothing shy of rock hard, something that isn't attractive at all.

I've also seen a number of dancers with implants on this side of the border, and while they might help fill out a dress or bikini real nicely, they tend to not look so good exposed. One dancer, her nipples wound up pointing in different directions. Another, it looked like the surgeon had stuffed small blocks into her breast -- really unattractive and not worth the feel.

Have you thought about dancing for a while first, get a feel for the job and the customers, and then -- if you still feel the need -- go in for the enhancements?

Day, I wouldn't do it. A woman's body is naturally erotic, and fake doctor enhanced parts totally ruin that eroticism. I have never intentionally gotten a dance from a woman with fake tits because frankly it is a huge turn off to me. This has been discussed many times and I think the consensus has always been against fake, although of course there are differences of opinion.

If you do this, however, you must get gummy bear tits. Google it if you don't know about them. They cost more but are totally worth it because they come the closest possible to looking and feeling like the real thing. The only dances I've ever gotten from a girl with bolt ons were a couple with gummy bears. I couldn't tell they were fake until well into the lap dance.

And absolutely don't go huge. Some of the dancers with watermelon sized fake breasts look like freaks of nature.

Most PL's claim to prefer natural boobs, and I'm one of them. Since I have naturally large boobs I've never had to consider a boob job, so on that level I can't really relate. Since you say that you were considering it prior to dancing, then at least you wouldn't be doing it for a stupid reason. Go for it if it will help your self esteem and make you happier about your outside. Hopefully it will help your inside too.

Seriously though, a picture would help us understand why you might want one. Obviously, leave your face out of the pic, but multiple views would help.

:)

Day, with a good (expensive) job your initial dance customers will almost certainly increase. However, long term, it won't have much effect. That comes from sexiness, which has a bit higher bar. Of all my favorites, all but one (ironically, my ATF!) Have natural breasts. One was flat chested, but she was absolutely one of the sexiest women I have ever met. Gorgeous face, flat stomach and the nicestlegs and hips in the club. She was confident, intelligent and comfortable in her own body. When she danced, she had a knack of making every guy think she was dancing just for him and her eyes said, "Come and dance with me. You will have the best time of your life!" By the way, until I met my ATF, it was.

I love me some tig ol bittys

Post a pic. We would love to give you a more accurate opinion

On every forum it's been on, it's the same story:

The men all claim to hate fake tits Stripper who have actually gotten fake tits, all claim their revenue goes UP when they get fakies

Which is not necessarily at-odds. The kind of extra-P PLs who bother to post on an internet forum about strip clubs, are probably not representative of your everyday average PLs. The average PL -- boys-night-out guys, fratboys, trenchcoaters, tourists, businessmen-on-a-trip -- likes fake tits, to the detriment for those of us who are aficionados of the natural female form. Then you add in the titty-obsessed guys whose mothers didn't breastfeed them and they're trying to make up for it ... too many clownboob lovers out there

Rats, hit post too quickly!

Another girl, who is still a favorite, is tall, beautiful, and has two of the nicest, most perfect natural C-cup breasts ever. Unfortunately, she suffers from a poor self image. Once she told me that she was thinking of getting an enhancement to D or DDs. I told her that if she ever messed with those perfect naturals, I would never speak to her again. "But look at S-----!" she said. "She's got really nice enhanced boobs, and guys fall over themselves to be with her!"

I explained that it had very little to do with her boobs. It did have to do with the fact that she was, and is, a complete, confident woman who just exudes sex out of every pore. She is also 45 years old and my ATF. She is slightly less physically attractive than R----, but the qualities that separate her from every girl in the club are all free!

She got her breasts redone after having and nursing two children reduced her from a large B/small C to an A cup. She opted for a very reasonably sized (she wears a 34D or 36CC bra depending on the fit) submuscular implants, inserted through the navel. They look and feel natural, with the upper line being the only clue that they aren't. When I told her what R---- had said about getting enhanced, she said, "Is she nuts? She shouldn't mess with those!". Thankfully, R---- took my, and probably other's comments seriously. She joined a gym, trimmed down a bit and the results have been spectacular.

You might want to PM hotstuff69babi. She had hers done a while back despite the advice of almost every guy here. That said, the results look great (see her avatar). She didn't go too large, and she didn't go cheap. She did it for herself, not because she thought she needed to do it to increase her business. Is she sexier because of it? I don't think so, but her job doesn't turn me off either. The point is, she did it for the right reason.

If you want them for your personal enjoyment, that's reason enough (assuming you have the funds). I am tentatively planning on getting fake boobs near the beginning of next year, so probably within a few months. I've been holding off mainly because I love my natural boobs but I think I'd like bigger ones better.

Anyhow, some customers love big fake boobs and some absolutely hate them and swear they'll never get dances from a girl who they know has fakes. Whatever, you can never please everyone at once.

As far as whether they're a necessity, they're definitely not unless you have literally no boobs or small A cups. Mine are on the small side but I'm a top earner at my club and pretty much everywhere I work I'm one of the girls who banks. I also have a "spinner" type body that a lot of men like and other qualities that help me gain money.

Also... Yes, if you are super thin with little breast tissue, you will have to go under the muscle for them to no look like glued cantaloupe halves on your chest, also if you have little tissue you shouldn't start off going super big.

A lot of people think over the muscle looks less realistic than under and I disagree; overs only look worse if the girl has NO breast tissue to begin with (etc), generally I like them. My mom has overs, she's had em for over 15 yrs and they've always looked realistic (I didn't know they were fake until I was like 18). Overs hang well and under the muscle makes it harder for most girls to utilize all their muscle strength... A lot of girls who go UNDER the muscle have a hard time doing pole tricks they used to do or even exercising without their muscles feeling tight. Also, with "unders," they move too much as you flex your muscles. All the surgeons I talked to said I had plenty of breast tissue to get them over the muscle, so that's what I'm doing as imo it's the way to go. That's just my individual choice, you need to go to some consultations.

Not an easy question to answer since there are often several variables. My default boob preference is large and natural (to the surprise of many here :)); and I really dislike implants; personally 95% of the time I don't get dances form dancers with fake boobs unless I can't resist the rest of her bod; i.e. “sometimes” I may get dances from dancers w/ fake boobs but that it's def in-spite of the fake boobs than b/c of them – even though I like big naturals; small boobs are def not a deal-breaker; actually; if I like her bod the small boobs are never a deal-breaker for me.

Men are visual and the SC is often about the visual so I could def see dancers w/ nice fakes getting attention – they even get it from me at times b/c often times they look real good in a top; but once I get dances from these dancers and feel the fake boobs I often do not repeat.

If they are naturally small and nice; i.e. nicely shaped; I'd say don't get implants ; if the shape is so-so and they are very small; and you been thinking about it and want to be a dancer; you may have a point in getting them.

We here at TUSCL have a combined thousands of years worth of boob experience and we'd be glad to chine in on your particular case and give you a free diagnosis; upload some pics to photobucket.com and post the link [disregard this last paragraph if it makes you feel uncomfortable putting yourself out there; that's understandable; alternatively you can PM the photobucket.com link to several cool members on here that you feel comfortable with]

Natural is almost always better. The only exception I can think of is if you had seriously "deflated" tits.

Ehhh, I never thought I would say that but probably you should post boob pics.

No matter what decision you will take, please, find nice Doctor. I have seen so many bad boob jobs, it's horrible.

I kinda feel you though. I want larger tits too. Granted, mine have perfect shape and it's the only reason stopping me from surgery.

^girl yes. I love the shape of my boobs and I will miss them so much... But I think I'll love bigger ones too. And, I think if you have nicely shaped boobs, then your fake boobs have a better chance at being nicely shaped as well.

I propose and amendment to the TUSCL constitution that any dancer considering breast implants first submit their boobs b/f the TUSCL board so she can get proper advice and guidance.

Like other have said if you're a A cup, it's probably worth it getting a boob job. Otherwise just stay natural.

Guys ( and girls!) thank you so much for all of the in-depth replies! I wanted to add this quick backstory/give some idea of my mindset on this. I had always had decent sized boobs, until the health stuff started. Now, I'm at all times fifteen pounds lighter than before ( I'm tall. 5'10) and my boobs were of course, one of the first things to shrink. I have considered a boob job once it became clear that I'm going to be skinny from here on out no matter what I do. Then, when I began considering stripping, I thought it might be yet another good reason to go ahead and get them. The clubs around here seem to be full of big boobs. Most don't offer lapdances so that may be partly why. Because at some of these clubs, the visual is the only factor.

Anyway....I started going to SC's as a patron. I love watching women dance naked ha. I LOVE boobs. I think having my own pair of boobs would be fun...I'd go to a generous C cup. There is a doctor here. Who does the "gummy bear" ones. I don't want a lousy cheap job. I am willing to save up and sacrifice for quality.

I need to register for photobucket. I don't mind posting ''befores" for some members ala Papi's suggestion!

If you are 5”10 then most likely your build can handle a bit large job – I would think a good doctor could tell you best – I've also heard many women whom decided to not go too big kinda wish they had later-on – I'd say if one is getting them best to go as big as possible as long as it still looks as natural as possible.

“Stripper who have actually gotten fake tits, all claim their revenue goes UP when they get fakies”

and why pray tell would any of you aficionados start believing lying thieving strippers now? what do you expect them to say? “i just spent $15 grand to get these clown boobs AND my income went DOWN. the only custies i can get now are some really old guy in a trench coat and a psycho racist misogynist rapist from San Jose who keeps on saying “give me some front room action and i’ll give you a dolla” shit over and over again”

sheeesh

I think a lot of us appreciate the body you have described. I you are as petite as you describe, you'll find enough of us willing to spend $$$ on you.

5'10" is a great height (yeah, I like taller women). Your height alone might be enough to attract some guys, without any need for any enhancements.

How would you describe your build, so we have a better idea on how any enhancements might look?

I'm going to change my avatar to a pic of me for now...you guys are very welcome to let me know what you think. I need to get photobucket. For whatever reason I don't have it yet.

Photobucket.com should be instantaneous to join – you must have done something wrong if you singed-up and don't have it yet.

Lol no just signed up with an email that's not connected to my work or anyone I know, and had to reset the password for that email. I've been home a total of a few hours the last couple of days and I'm scatterbrained. I'll go do it right now.

Us seeing you naked should def be a priority – get your priorities straight woman.

Seriously right? Who needs sleep?! ;) so far there's my user pic and one more here in my photo-fuckit account s1078.photobucket.com

They are small. The more pictures I take the more convinced I am.

I would think you'd do well as a dancer – you have a dancer's body (long and lean) and many guys like that except for those of us in the “niche markets”.

w/ your size (long lean 5”10); I'd think good implants will def make you a hot commodity.

As far as breast implants, as long as they are not rock hard I'm good with them.

As far as gaining weight, you could try drinking sugary drinks such as soda every day. Maybe not the best habit to get into since the caffeine can become addictive and leave you with a headache whenever you try to break it. Drinking soda is why I gained a couple of pounds in the last few months. Of course when you're young, your metabolism may just speed up and burn up all the extra calories.

Oh, one dancer told me breast implants were not a typical one and done thing. They are kind of like tires and get rotated or changed every few years I was told. In her case she kept going bigger and bigger. After a certain full size, I thought she looked better slightly smaller. Getting pregnant will make them bigger too.

If I saw you on stage, I'd tip you. If you came over and had a decent personality, I'd buy a dance. No boob job required. That said, while I generally prefer natural over augmented you may end up doing better with a quality job. You've got a slim, seemingly toned body. Giant rock hard tits won't look any better than what you've got now.

Just my two cents...

Girl, I am sorry:( But you will definitely make wayy more with a boob-job. If I were you, I would strongly consider one.

@dancer95 no apologies needed! I wanted honest opinions! And honestly even when I wasn't considering stripping I wanted them, on and off. So thanks! Can I pm you about your experience?

I'd love to get some more firsthand info about the procedure and recovery!

PM Hotstuff69babi. I believe she got a boob job.

Oh no, I didn't get a boob-job, at least, yet:) I am only thinking about it.

But you are always welcome to pm me if you have questions regarding stripping and stuff.

Holy shit! Yes get the boob job. It can only be an improvement.

I believe tumblingdice got a boob-job not too long ago – you can PM him also.

C'mon chess - you can be more diplomatic than that - let's see a pic of your boobs

:)

Ohhh gotcha. Sorry, I confused you with hotstuff69babi.

Oh, chess. Haven't you ever seen those shirts that say who needs tits with an ass like this?

Story of my life. Until now ha

You can post your question on StripperWeb.com – I'm sure lots of dancers there have experience on the subject – there may even be some info pre-posted on there already.

And I'm sure there are forums/message-boards on the subject that can be very helpful just as TUSCL is helpful w.r.t. SCing.

Thanks, papi. I appreciate the input, everyone! I love tits probably as much as you guys do. I think I'll enjoy having some big fake ones ha

I'll be sure and post afters to repay everyone's kindness ;)

I think, if you can get some honest advice from dancers who already have implants, that would be the most helpful. Especially if they are people you feel like you have a lot in common with and/or have your same body type.

Seriously? Another person who posts a pic and then takes it down? That's some SW shit right there if ever I've seen some. So much for offering advice