Big Daddy had Big Momma dancing

Well. Big Daddy's was an experience I wish I could forget. My friend and I were walking Bourbon and looking for a good time. We saw "free admission" outside of Big Daddy's and got tunnel vision. It's free admission with the purchase of at least one drink. I got a diet coke for $6.00 and some change. The club is set up like a classroom almost. With tables in rows lined up against each side of the building, the tables seat two and there is a rectangular main stage in the middle of the room with two polls. We sat down at the main stage to a bigger girl with stretch marks on her belly. Saggy tits. Not the best stripper I've ever seen. Matter of fact, bottom of the barrel. Lap dances are $40 a song and there is damn near no privacy. The ATM charges a $10 service fee so I went to walk out to go to an ATM down Bourbon and the best looking (keyword, "looking") stripper in the building grabbed me on the shoulder and says "Hey fucker! Where do you think you're going? You're buying a lap dance from my friend!" So I say I wasn't ready yet and go to the ATM.

I ended up buying a dance from a black chick (my preference) and it sucked. She told me I had to "sit on my hands" the whole dance which I'm not accustomed to. Horrible knee dance. I'm sure that such a sleezy place probably knows how to throw some extras down, but ATF and NOPD have been giving the strip clubs on Bourbon a very hard time as of late.

Would I go back? For free, maybe. But there is no way in hell I would ever pay a cover to get in. FYI: The other 18+ old spot on Bourbon, Deja Vu, had a $30 cover for folks under 21.