Boom Boom Room Has It All Except . . .

Boom Boom Room has almost everything you'd want in a strip club. Poles on the stage. Curtained booths for private dances. Good microbrews on tap. Comfortable chairs at the rack. Pictures of attractive women on the walls. A convenient location. That's pretty much everything you'd want in a strip club except . . . strippers.

I arrived around 4:30 in the afternoon, got a beer, sat down. No dancers in sight. 10 customers. Checked my email. Read some blogs. Drank my beer. Finally around 5:00 a dancer showed up. Her name is Jada or something like that. A full 10 with a great personality. She danced two songs on stage, good attention to those at the rack. Really a great experience. Then she went off for private dances with her regulars. No other dancer appeared. The first dancer said there was another girl getting ready, but who knows how long that would be. I left at 5:10.

I could love this club. Girls could make good money here. If only they would show up.