I'm a musician
Clackport
Washington
That's how I get these strippers to fall in love in with me, I tell them I'm a musician. We all know strippers love the unemployed musicians lol. If you like hip hop music, here are some songs I've made.
www.soundcloud.com/pnemesis
Enjoy
www.soundcloud.com/pnemesis
Enjoy
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Shalynn you run around telling bitches you drank pickle juice ant no body gonna fuck wit chew
@CrazyJoe---> " I think you just make up shit because you're really not doing the things you say you do on here"
Popping pills
youtu.be/RbhaXKl5Bz4
For sure, not hard to look at the responses and see who is doing the exact equivalent of SW-style lying & posing.
Completely agree guys. MANG i tell you this board has some idiots.
Go windee da poo on her honey pot and eat dat good good
Sucking the devil's dick
youtu.be/RdlXufuh_rk
I guess learn to fold your money into a duck or flowers or what ever you can fold cash into...shit just wade it up into little balls and toss them in her face as she blows you.
That's what a Mang does
My newest raview
www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=457971
o • But I only troll Juice. Luckily he's got a nice demeaner about it and is a good sport.
While I'm at it...
"Juice how many times have you dropped your phone in the toilet while taking a shit and masturbating at the same time, while looking at backpage ads on your phone?"
All i need is one mo drank
youtu.be/NKc95jnp_pI
If you love bringing buckets of chicken into strip clubs then you'll love the ladies of backpage
Imagine jumping in a BoUnCY castle full of boobs! Every strip club needs one of these
metro.co.uk/2014/06/28/boob-bouncy-castl…
DS: ineed money
JS: i love your hair
DS: i told you i need money
On repeat
If I get rich and famous, I wonder if I'll still be on TUSCL lol. I would lean towards no, but I love my strip clubs like I love pussy. I'll at least have to log on here to see where the best clubs are lol. I will for sure be making it rain in a city near you coming up in the next few months.
Stretching the truth eh - just like the waistband of Juice's sweatpants after he had dinner at Golden Corral.
Funny story, I told this one stripper I was a pimp, her eyes lighted up, and she brought her best friend over. I think they were interested in working for me. I had to explain to them I was joking. One time one stripper told me I should be a pimp. In my head I was thinking, "what pimp qualities do I have". Lol.
If you guys can go to the app store on your phone and download "the booth" then search for "BigBrisket669" that's me trying to rap lol its tooo funna mang
Pimp qualities, hmmm do you drive a Cadillac and wear fur coats in August? Do you own any loafers that are made out of patent leather, crocodile or synthetic crocodile? Do you own any like green or pink pants? Do you regularly wear any 3 or 4 finger rings and have 1 or more gold teeth? Does your jewelry turn your skin green if you wear it for more than 3 hours? Do you walk with a limp even though you haven't had any sporting or treadmill injuries. Do you call every woman except for your mom "hey bitch!"
Im a dirty pimp
@Rockstar- I posted it because TUSCL is like social media to me, I'm on here more than Twitter or any of my other social media accounts. In other words I'm just spreading the word here. Plus if I'm not on TUSCL in a couple of months, you guys will know why. Post your stuff rockstar, some people on here might want to listen to your stuff.
@shailynn- you're cracking me up bro
Juice probably already has an ad on Backpage: Need some skank azz pussy for muzik videeeooo, pay is all u can eat fried chicken, little debbie cakes, lemonade and sweet tea. Cum rags provided for free.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTvMiitV…
Ha, nice one.
https://youtu.be/ZRo48zg2iyU
If anyone would "get it", I'd figure you would. :)
If you guys can go to the app store on your phone and download "the booth" then search for "BigBrisket669" that's me trying to rap lol its tooo funna mang
Bacon!!