My Dream Job

I've thought about becoming a gigolo but there are too many guys out there giving it away. :)

My dream job would be driving myself to the bank to count my millions. Then driving home after knowing they are all still there...

Honestly - I'd love to bartend at one of those Caribbean island spots - just a little spot on the beach...

You would probably get ldk in there asking for a tranny hj

And all the women that shouldnt be taking their clothes off

My dream job would be working in a strip club. I'd wanna be the guy standing at the door checking ID's that's a few feet away from the stage or the guy that stands by the lap dance booth and collects the money. Either way you get great views of the strippers while their naked. Although it would be torture not being able to touch them.

I saw the mailman come into a club one time to drop off/pick up mail. Must be his favorite stop everyday. I wonder if he's ever seen a girl on stage and then wanted to come in after work to get a dance from her.

I wouldn’t mind being paid to be a professional SC reviewer – i.e. get paid to travel to SCs all over the country and be given a couple of hundred dollars per visit as “research funds” in addition to my salary

I'd like to be a coupon clipper, cutting the coupons on my substantial bond holdings.

@ football... some of those guys fuck all them girls for free and laugh at the guys paying to get dances. That would be a great job

I'd like to be the guy who does boob jobs for strippers only

@mikeya That would be a great job. Every time they came in for their follow up appointment I'd tell them I need to massage their tits to keep them soft.

Be in charge of stripper quality control at a strip-club – i.e. be the one to inspect every stripper that wanted to work there and they would have to give me dances and pass a dance/grind test

:)

Self-Employment : because I'm not going to get wealthy nor rich while working for the man.

^^^ dam straight

Brassiere fitter but only to good looking in shape woman.

Nipple tweaker for some hot singer or actress. J-Lo used to have one!

4 star hotel reviewer. There is actually a job where someone travels to upscale hotels all over the world and resorts, stays there and writes reviews.

Not really a job, but:

I'd be sitting on my 225-foot yacht in the Greek islands. I turn to my mistress of the week and say, "You know? I'm getting a bit bored with all the sun and perfect weather. What do you say we hop on our Jet Ranger, fly to Athens and catch a flight to Chamonix first class for lunch and a bit of skiing?"

Now that would be a good life!

Stripper gynecologist who makes house calls.

Professional strip club reviewer

Strip club PL and dancer consultant

Professor at stripper college

An oil boy:

I want to be a strippers boyfriend. She can work and support me.

I'll drop her off at work and then go back to her place and play video games all night and smoke weed with my loser friends.

Then when I pick her up from work she can give me all the money she made that night off of the PLs in the club.

My dream job is a pimp.

Warhawks for the win haha.

and you get to Fuck her for free. Good one.

I wonder what the StripperWeb chicks think when they read a thread like this and all the posts – “damn those dudes are easy gullible targets” :)

"Bartender in Caribbean Island" reminded me of a buddy that quit his lucrative job to open a dive shop in the Caribbean and never looked back. Lucky bastard!

Owning the factory that makes stripper shoes, so I can give lots of them away for free, strip clubs, AMPs, lots of other places too.

SJG