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My Dream Job

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VeryBigDawg
Georgia
My dream job would be tattoo and piercing artists. My shop would be for females only. To accommodate the lovelies that get crazy stuff done after a long night of hard partying, my hours would be 3:00AM to 7:00AM Wednesday through Sunday. Young ladies would be required to be nude, so the master could see the entire canvass before recommending tattoos and piercings. Strippers would be preferred, but other talent would be accommodated. This 16 hour work week would produce income north of $100K and south of $200K per year. Tips would be optional but BJs would be required.

What would be your dream job?

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shadowcat
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9 years ago
I've thought about becoming a gigolo but there are too many guys out there giving it away. :)
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Cashman1234
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9 years ago
My dream job would be driving myself to the bank to count my millions. Then driving home after knowing they are all still there...

Honestly - I'd love to bartend at one of those Caribbean island spots - just a little spot on the beach...
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crazyjoe
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9 years ago
You would probably get ldk in there asking for a tranny hj
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crazyjoe
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9 years ago
And all the women that shouldnt be taking their clothes off
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footballguy
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9 years ago
My dream job would be working in a strip club. I'd wanna be the guy standing at the door checking ID's that's a few feet away from the stage or the guy that stands by the lap dance booth and collects the money. Either way you get great views of the strippers while their naked. Although it would be torture not being able to touch them.

I saw the mailman come into a club one time to drop off/pick up mail. Must be his favorite stop everyday. I wonder if he's ever seen a girl on stage and then wanted to come in after work to get a dance from her.
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Papi_Chulo
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9 years ago
I wouldn’t mind being paid to be a professional SC reviewer – i.e. get paid to travel to SCs all over the country and be given a couple of hundred dollars per visit as “research funds” in addition to my salary
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vincemichaels
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9 years ago
I'd like to be a coupon clipper, cutting the coupons on my substantial bond holdings.
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crazyjoe
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9 years ago
@ football... some of those guys fuck all them girls for free and laugh at the guys paying to get dances. That would be a great job
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mikeya02
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9 years ago
I'd like to be the guy who does boob jobs for strippers only
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footballguy
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9 years ago
@mikeya That would be a great job. Every time they came in for their follow up appointment I'd tell them I need to massage their tits to keep them soft.
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Papi_Chulo
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9 years ago
Be in charge of stripper quality control at a strip-club – i.e. be the one to inspect every stripper that wanted to work there and they would have to give me dances and pass a dance/grind test

:)
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Dominic77
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9 years ago
Self-Employment : because I'm not going to get wealthy nor rich while working for the man.
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crazyjoe
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9 years ago
^^^ dam straight
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twentyfive
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9 years ago
Brassiere fitter but only to good looking in shape woman.
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MrDeuce
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9 years ago
Nipple tweaker for some hot singer or actress. J-Lo used to have one!
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shailynn
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9 years ago
4 star hotel reviewer. There is actually a job where someone travels to upscale hotels all over the world and resorts, stays there and writes reviews.
avatar for ATACdawg
ATACdawg
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9 years ago
Not really a job, but:

I'd be sitting on my 225-foot yacht in the Greek islands. I turn to my mistress of the week and say, "You know? I'm getting a bit bored with all the sun and perfect weather. What do you say we hop on our Jet Ranger, fly to Athens and catch a flight to Chamonix first class for lunch and a bit of skiing?"

Now that would be a good life!
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JohnSmith69
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9 years ago
Stripper gynecologist who makes house calls.

Professional strip club reviewer

Strip club PL and dancer consultant

Professor at stripper college
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warhawks
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9 years ago

I want to be a strippers boyfriend. She can work and support me.

I'll drop her off at work and then go back to her place and play video games all night and smoke weed with my loser friends.

Then when I pick her up from work she can give me all the money she made that night off of the PLs in the club.
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chessmaster
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9 years ago
My dream job is a pimp.
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larryfisherman
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9 years ago
Warhawks for the win haha.
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chessmaster
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9 years ago
and you get to Fuck her for free. Good one.
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Papi_Chulo
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9 years ago
I wonder what the StripperWeb chicks think when they read a thread like this and all the posts – “damn those dudes are easy gullible targets” :)
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VeryBigDawg
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9 years ago
"Bartender in Caribbean Island" reminded me of a buddy that quit his lucrative job to open a dive shop in the Caribbean and never looked back. Lucky bastard!
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san_jose_guy
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9 years ago
Owning the factory that makes stripper shoes, so I can give lots of them away for free, strip clubs, AMPs, lots of other places too.

SJG
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