My dream job would be tattoo and piercing artists. My shop would be for females only. To accommodate the lovelies that get crazy stuff done after a long night of hard partying, my hours would be 3:00AM to 7:00AM Wednesday through Sunday. Young ladies would be required to be nude, so the master could see the entire canvass before recommending tattoos and piercings. Strippers would be preferred, but other talent would be accommodated. This 16 hour work week would produce income north of $100K and south of $200K per year. Tips would be optional but BJs would be required.
My dream job would be working in a strip club. I'd wanna be the guy standing at the door checking ID's that's a few feet away from the stage or the guy that stands by the lap dance booth and collects the money. Either way you get great views of the strippers while their naked. Although it would be torture not being able to touch them.
I saw the mailman come into a club one time to drop off/pick up mail. Must be his favorite stop everyday. I wonder if he's ever seen a girl on stage and then wanted to come in after work to get a dance from her.
I wouldn’t mind being paid to be a professional SC reviewer – i.e. get paid to travel to SCs all over the country and be given a couple of hundred dollars per visit as “research funds” in addition to my salary
@mikeya That would be a great job. Every time they came in for their follow up appointment I'd tell them I need to massage their tits to keep them soft.
Be in charge of stripper quality control at a strip-club – i.e. be the one to inspect every stripper that wanted to work there and they would have to give me dances and pass a dance/grind test
I'd be sitting on my 225-foot yacht in the Greek islands. I turn to my mistress of the week and say, "You know? I'm getting a bit bored with all the sun and perfect weather. What do you say we hop on our Jet Ranger, fly to Athens and catch a flight to Chamonix first class for lunch and a bit of skiing?"
"Bartender in Caribbean Island" reminded me of a buddy that quit his lucrative job to open a dive shop in the Caribbean and never looked back. Lucky bastard!
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Honestly - I'd love to bartend at one of those Caribbean island spots - just a little spot on the beach...
I saw the mailman come into a club one time to drop off/pick up mail. Must be his favorite stop everyday. I wonder if he's ever seen a girl on stage and then wanted to come in after work to get a dance from her.
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I'd be sitting on my 225-foot yacht in the Greek islands. I turn to my mistress of the week and say, "You know? I'm getting a bit bored with all the sun and perfect weather. What do you say we hop on our Jet Ranger, fly to Athens and catch a flight to Chamonix first class for lunch and a bit of skiing?"
Now that would be a good life!
Professional strip club reviewer
Strip club PL and dancer consultant
Professor at stripper college
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku1Xc6NT…
I want to be a strippers boyfriend. She can work and support me.
I'll drop her off at work and then go back to her place and play video games all night and smoke weed with my loser friends.
Then when I pick her up from work she can give me all the money she made that night off of the PLs in the club.
SJG