Morels Are Freakishly Early This Year!
rockstar666Illinois
OMG. I found 8 morels by the path in the woods I walk at lunch every day, and I wasn't even looking for them!!! They are small but big enough to pick! I would have left them to grow but someone else would see them and that would be that. April 25th....the all time early date to start the season by NINE days! I know it's been warm but where I live, May 5th has been the earliest I've ever found any. Must be this global warming thing that I keep hearing is really just a hoax. Perhaps I should send every GOP congressman and senator a mushroom...
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last commentI don't have any morals.
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I like my stripers to have no morals as well
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I just bought a few at $39.99/lb in WA. We have lesser black morels, you have the better white morels. I bought spores and learned that they can't be home grown. Dreamgirls at Rick's smells like mushrooms, I might have to go check it out and see if I can get a fungus.
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Lesser Black morels...wtf you saying nigga?
No... but I did have to goggle what it is you white people were talking about....smh.
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LOL, two different strains named for their color difference. West coast morels aren't as tastey as where his reviewed clubs are located. WA morels are krump.
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I like my strippers freakish. White or black, with or without morals.
Preferably without though.
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