Dancers with poor personal hygiene to include bad breath as well as unpleasant b
duglyduckling
New York
I find it a true disservice to a paying customer if you disregard the most imperative part of your profession. Especially when you are in such an extreme proximity with them of an intimate nature. And it coincidentally seems to occur at at one particular establishment that I have no problem outing at this time. I'm referring to the top club Flashdancers on Broadway in the heart of Manhattan which is a real shocker and also a boner kill. I'm sure there are other customers such as myself who have experienced this awkward situation in the midst of an erotic lap dance and felt better not to humiliate the dance keeping silent than express she needs to freshen up physically. Even though it's not my responsibility to be Mr squeaky clean April fresh scent macho man I take personal pride and put myself in the girls position who might have to tolerate some smelly fouled breath dude. At least the dancer is being compensated handsomely for it and and dealing with all kinds of highly intoxicated, very horny, and overly handsy aggressive men should be sucked up as occupational hazard. It's more of a disbelief that other coworker dancers don't have each others back and look out for one another in regards to this very sensitive subject that is difficult to express gently without being condescending. So what's the point of having a house mom at a club who cannot ensure that each and every single dancer working at an upscale gentlemen's club is 100% floor ready even if it means embarrassing them in front of their peers. I would be happy to hear about anyone else who has personally dealt with this dilemma and how they went about handling it.
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SJG
Hotstuff always says after she gives Rech a lapdance she smells like she's been living in Cheech and Chongs van for a week.
As I have found, the vast majority of dancers are very clean, very clean looking, and are well groomed. And then I love to see them in high heels and makeup. So I'm not complaining one bit.
But then remember, I like to pick the girl myself, instead of letting her pick me. So this probably influences my view. I just need one that I like. Maybe other people react negatively if they are approached by one they don't like.
SJG
Unfortunately, I am cursed with having hyper-sensitive detection of pussy and ass odor. It's not uncommon that a girl will be giving me a lapdance, and as she gets a little juicy, I can smell her -- keep in mind here, if I'm sitting straight up and she's grinding on my crotch, that puts her coochie and asshole at least 2 feet from my nose. Meanwhile, my buddies will get dances with the same girl, and be like, "I don't know what you're talking about, I kissed my way up her leg and couldn't smell anything". But I'm stuck with it, a girl needs a pretty odor-free pussy and asshole or I'll pick up a scent to some extent.
Some local clubs have a bidet in the back, which definitely seems to help a ton -- if I were emperor, all strip clubs would have bidets by law
I find the one I like and engage with her slowly.
I never let them sell dances to me, if that is the issue.
Engaging happens in stages with as much in the front room as possible.
SJG
I do hate the cigarette smell. I got a couple pretty good dances from a new girl recently. But the lingering cigarette smell means I probably won't get more.
Heh, I'd be surprised if they did that, but I have no doubt there's a zillion more stinky customers than dancers. But definitely some girls smell more than others, some clean themselves more than others, etc.
I wrote about this story once before. I was getting a VIP, my then-CF was standing up on the chair facing away from me, so basically waving her ass 6 inches from my face (one of the most gorgeous asses I have EVER seen). I happened to lean forward at the exact same moment she pushed her hips back, and as a result, my face ended super deep in her ass crack (the tip of my nose might have made penetration if she hadn't been still wearing her thong). We both started laughing and she tumbled onto my lap.
Her: "At least I smell super clean, right?"
Me (answering completely truthfully): "You smell completely fresh! Which is lucky, because some girls really stin--"
Her: "The black girls"
Me: "What?"
Her: "The black girls. A lot of them smell, they don't even shower before work, I see them just wiping themselves down in the locker room"
Me: "Technically, are two white people allowed to have this conversation?"
Her: "I'm not white"
Me: "Whatever"
Okay, I just made up the last 3 lines, I think I just laughed nervously :)
With respect to the main topic - it seems very unusual that the dancers would have poor hygeine. The club mentioned is in a location that gets a significant amount of foot traffic each day - and it should have a relatively continuous flow of customers at all times of the day (and night). I'm skeptical since those dancers must make a good amount of money - and I find most dancers take pride in their grooming/body maintenance.
Have you experienced this during a specific time of day? Or is it possibly a foul odor that exists in the club itself?
Time to find a new club if the dancers smell.
I've had more problems with dental hygiene of some dancers.
But I think they bad breath and teeth were from drugs. So those are easy to pick up on now at most clubs by me.
Fortunately, I've very rarely encountered a smelly dancer. I almost always see dancers chewing gum, so it looks like the smokers are mostly "wise." On the other end of the spectrum, I haven't encountered too many dancers that reek heavily of perfume, either.
I think lopaw meant to say "can" offer them gum or a mint.
More common issue seems to be bad breath.
Anyway, if you've found clubs with non-hygienic dancers, that's what reviews are for.
SJG
But, she had terrible body odor. Immediate deal breaker for me.