happy true story

i know you guys think i am lying about giving prince his first assless purple pants, but i am not. your probably not going to believe this, but I helped in the johnbenet ramsay case. the good news is that it was faked. i was hired to help and other people arranged the hoax. jonbenet is still alive and living the good life she has become a pop star and she calls herself katey parry and she had songs about kissing girls and something about fireworks.

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